SUNAYAPRIL 28, 1940 Michigan Men Are Satirized By Freshmen 'Heavenly Daze' Answers Accusations Of Unio Opera In Floor Show "Michigan men are like Ann Ar- bor weather: just one big drip aftei the other," was the thesis of the Jordan Hall telephone operator in "Five Out of Five," floorshow skit at "Heavenly Daze" Friday evening Answering the quips of the Mich- igan Union Opera; freshman women satirized their male co-students at the annual presentation of Fresh- man Project. "Left to right, this iW chump, chump, and your chump," D6ris Kirk, -the gum-chewing switch- board manager, introduced three lind dates to three dormitory beau- ties. "A beautiful girl and thirty cents in my pocket; what more could a MICHIGAN MAN want," exclaimed one of the masculine trio, dressed in exaggeration of the usual campus mode. Grace Procter, general chairman, was assisted by her central com- mittee: Carol Pitcher, Jane Honey, Barbara Amsbury, Barbara Clarke, Jeanne Clare, Marcia Dubrucq, Jane Graham, Barbara Alcorn, Betty Jane Barnett, Jean Jeffrey. Richard McKelvey, dramatics director of the League, wrote the skit. The "Jordan Jig" chorus, dressing in time to the music of Bill Sawyer, was composed of Marjorie Nield, Layne Bennett, Mary Pfender, Mary Elinore Brown, Jean Ranahan, Suzanne Nicholson, Sally Laux, Doris Arner, Lorraine Judson and Joan Gerrung. Skit roles were taken by Doris Kirk, Nancy Worrell, Vir- ginial Morris, Margaret Brown, Mary Loun Ewing, Olga Gruhzit, and Joy Wright. Climaxing a year of Monday luncheon meetings, the "Puddle Jump" central committee, who di- rected Freshman Project last year, will hold a first anniversary lunch- eon at 12 p.m. Monday at the League. Miss Ethel McCormick, so- THEY'RE "SISSY 'BRITLCHES" * .\t 4 x C v? ?(v4. x. .y,* ka C Not a girdle or a corset,,.... but distinctly new Las- tex mesh undies! Kayser made "Sissy Bitches" sheer as a filet glove -yet firm enough to sup- port young figures. Wear them at the first hint of warm weather and stay cool the entire summer. Lastex ruffled edging-- knit rayon crotch. White, Tearose. $2. :.T HE MI( I ,flG AN DAILY AGE VR th ha th M dr fo: M 5: D vs 4: H Pi 4: ga In TI pa P1 le 0: 2: W an du op in at Hip Pockets Favored Sf t .L f } . i e ~ i yulfaigsit oho hs ye been featured a great deal1 is spring for formal and infor- al wear. This simple evening ess can be worn everywhere and r every occasion. Its simplicity akes it ever new and chic. W.A.A. SPORTS SCHEDULE Softball Tournament: Monday: 10 p.m., Gamma Phi Beta vs. elta Delta Delta; Adelia Cheever . Phi Sigma Sigma; Tuesday: 30, Martha Cook vs. Stockwell all; Pi Beta Phi vs. Alpha Gan- a Delta; 5:10, Alpha Omicron vs. Alumni House; Wednesday: 30; Kappa Kappa- Gamma vs. an-Benschoten; 5:10; Chi Ome- i vs. Alpha Xi Delta; Ann Arbor dependents vs. Alpha Delta Pi; hursday: 4:30; Mosher vs. Kap- a Alpha Theta; Alpha Epsilon hi vs. Betsy Barbour; 5:10; Col- giate Sorosis vs. Alpha Chi mega. Outdoor Sports Club: Bike Hike 30 Saturday starting from the AB. Tennis Tournament: Singles id doubles tournament as sche- iled on WAA bulletin board. ixed doubles tournament stilll en to entries. Fencing Club: Practice meet- gs 7:30 Tuesday and Thursday Barbour Gymnasium. "FLING FLARE" Patent applied for U.S. Pat. Offic By }I Il 1 y\ ": 4 \ Savitt's Orehestra Will Bring 'ShuffleRhythm'_To Campus By NORMA KAPHAN arranger has placed him high in the "Shuffle rhythm", a mystery to the estimation of contemporary musi- uninitiated, will be explined at the cians. Swing Concert Wednesday by origi- Choice Of Tempo Uncanny nator Jan Savitt. The Top Hatters and their leader Mark Warnow. conductor of the have made the country "shuffle well know "Hit Parade" program rhythm" conscious in the past three recently said: "Savitt takes shoddy years, but so hard is it to put your and banal tunes and makes them finger on the definite qualities that shine with his uncanny choice of tem- make his music unusual, that Pro- po. His ingenuity and musical tal- fessor Savitt will deliver a lecture ent are most evident in the beautiful thereon. figures Jan composes for his sections, Uses Eight Full Beats to avoid thinness while getting the In a recent interview, Savitt ex- appearance of ease that sets off a plained his music as a variation of great band from just a bunch of! swing which relies for its effect on the musicians." use of eight full beats to a measure Such sentiments, expressed by a instead of the customary four. These rival, are indeed praise! eight beats, alternating between the At the concert, Professor Savitt brass and reed sections. remove the will also demonstrate the seemingly brassy harshness from dance music. impossible . . . that a band may play Savitt describes it as " . . . making sweet and swing music with equal the popular music of today easier on effectiveness. As Musicritic Savage the ears as well as more danceable." expresses it in this month's Gar- In order to successfully complete goyle, "It must have been the Phila- the effect of his unique rhythm ac- delphia orchestra that taught him companiment, Savitt has had two what he knows about sweet music, special valve trombones constructed because he has made it sweet while to his own specifications. His unusual other bands simply slow down their ability as a violinist, composer, and hot music to differentiate it." \\\ eoo'~~ -r K a in 1 ed PRESENTING ANOTHER BARBARA GOULD EXTRA - Starting April 26, the offer runs for two weeks only. Here is some- thing that you shouldn't miss at the CALKINS-FLETCHER Beau- ty Bar. Beauty creams are essen- tials, necessary in eve- ry girl's toilet arti- cles. She provides the creams in two types. each for a particular skin condition. Her special cream is for oily skin, of the liqui-; fying type. It gathers up all sur- face impurities. Her regular cream is for dry and normal skin. Both come in huge jars. Bet you are running low now-catch up on this special! * DELIGHTFULLY LOVELY AND FRESH is this Elizabeth Ar- den fragrance. This Blue Grass Flower Mist is now on sale at QUARRY. Because of enthusias- tic requests, she now gives you this delicacy in a new, less expensive size. It is, cool and refreshing after a bath, and particularly lovely for evening. You can buy a separate at- omizer in an exclusive, special size, which facilitates ap- plicaticn. Blue Grass comes in an entire line. I know that you will love it! FORMALS COMING. UP! And 'hat is no lie. Everybody is doing it. So count on DILLON'S for your formal this season. They have a real selection-cottons, the dress off. How about summer evening coats? Dillons have strik- ing short and long coats. The short one is a swagger style, and the long is double breasted. Both have hoods. See them now, and have a good time at the formal. THEY'RE SPROUTING LIKE MUSHROOMS - ALL OVER CAMPUS. What!-Why white spectators and wedges. And JA- COBSON'S SHOE SHOPPE real- ly has some good lookers in stock. They have widened their selection I'll of colors this year, they come in tP ~2 shades of brown, black and blue. ' You can't go wrong -there is nothing more comfortable, A practical or popu- lar than spectators. - Wedges have really come in with a bang. They are a real boon to short people, with their built up heels, and are the most comfortable shoes to walk in. Ask the girl who wears them. It is not too early-buy them now at Jacobson's! SPRINGTIME IS PICNIC TIME IN ANN ARBOR-So on your toes, gals, be prepared, and also be comfortable in play suits and slack suits. The CAMPUS SHOPPE has all styles-all prices for you to choose from. They are real- ly handsome. For example, take their crash slack suits- very smooth looking, / well tailored, they come in that won- Nk derful crash mater- ial, which doesn't muss! Now there is a point which is well worth while when picnics are in order. They also have good look- ing suits in flannel and cotton. The play suits feature a number of styles. One cute trick is of pretty pink and blue material, the play suit is a honey and is covered with a suspender dress or jumper. Another play suit is covered with wrap-around skirt- handy when you are in a hurry. See them now-don't miss the picnic season! r r: polka dots, nets, all the spring ma- terials. They are so pretty in spring colors. One was a dlarlinL,( d1L4. fg f .:'' : _ a ' -,r ;t / -:. g ress o I blue cotton with big white flowers in - the material. It had a small waist, full skirt, and tiny white pique shoul- der straps. The v ."4 neck line and waistwa r were also trimmed in pique. A darling jacket sets <7 / / 7 / 4:; 4. / .7 7 \ c A -4e WIETUER it's a hat y or a pocketbook, or a a pouse, you can fina From the top of your head to the tip of your toes .. . June Grey has what you're looking for. ou want, dress or it here. "Swish and Swirl"in a Princess Slip of Celanese Rayon Taffeta. 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