, . , = , v-... R . .. n . : .frw ..~ F 2,14 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Edited and managed by students of the University of Michigan under the authority of the Board in Control of Student Publications. Published every morning except Monday during the University year and Summer Session. Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper. All rights of republication of all other matters herein also reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class mail matter. $Subsriptions during regular school year by carrier, $4,00; Apy mail, $4.50. REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVER,.SING BY National Advertising Service, Inc. College Publisbers Representative 420 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK, N. Y. CICAGO ' BOSTON ' LOS ANGELES - SAN FRANCISCO Member, Associated Collegiate Press, 1939-40 Carl Petersen Elliott Maraniss Stan M. Swinton Morton L. Linder Norman A. Schorr Dennis Flanagan John N. Canavan Ain Vicary Mel Fineberg Editrial Staff Business Staff Managing Editor Editorial Director . . City Editor . Associate Editor Associate Editor . Associate Editor *Associate Editor . Women's Editor . Sports Editor . Paul H. Park Ganson P. Taggart Zenovia Skoratko . Jane Mowers . Harriet S. Levy Business Manager . .+ Asst. Business Mgr., Credit Manager Women's Business Manager Women's Advertising Manager Publications Manager I NIGHT EDITOR: HOWARD A. GOLDMAN "" """ " The editorials published in The Michigan Daily are written by members of The Daily staff and represent the views of the writers only. Forty-Eight Tariff Walls . . W HEREVER you go these days you see gaily patriotic placards claiming, "It's Yoir America," and plegding for coopera- tion in this gargantuan task of conducting a census. The signs are part of the administra- tion's defense against charges of straw-clutching rtepublicans that the questions which the cen- sus-takers will ask will make them veritable Peeping Toms. Thus far it has been a pretty successful cam- paign. Senator Tbey and his cohorts have been made to appear somewhat ridiculous, com- pletely out of touch with the cooperative spirit in which the census was conceived. It is a propaganda program that is bearing fruit. When we see the national government gain its ends by such simple gamuts as red, white and blue placards appealing to common sense, we wonder to what other purposes, to what better purposes, these campaigns might be employed. A specific "educational" drive that might prove effective at present is one against interstate tariff walls, which grow more formidable with each session of a legislature. HJj11lE existence of these barriers has been pub- licized rather frequently. It has been pointed out that a five-ton truck traveling from Alabama to South Carolina has to pay a tax of $400 in Alabama, $400 in Georgia and $300 in South Carolina, or some $1,100 for the trip. Many editorials (outside of Arizona) have expressed shok at the fact that in Arizona an itinerant merchant trucker has to pay a license fee of $200 for each county in which he seeks to sell his wares. It is well known that there are dairy laws, oleomargerine laws, livestock, egg and general food laws, nursery stock laws, liquor laws, state use taxes and general 'preference laws, all combining to make a bewildering maze of red tape. It seems probable that a vigorous campaign could work wonders in wrecking these barriers, since they' are founded on a misconception. They subscribe to the view that localities can, without harm to themselves and to the whole economy, preserve their commercial self-suffi- ciency, that they can prosper by restricting trade to their immediate borders. As a consequence, America is walled into a labyrinth of trade compartments, each clinging greedily to whatever commerce its enterprises can foster. Regions, states, even counties seek to hide their trade from other areas for fear that if they permit an exchange they will get the worst of the bargain. It is the protective tariff carried to its nadir. r E reasoning is obviously fallacious. Even the localities adhering with clingstone ob- stinacy to their commercial provincialism admit that there is little rime or reason in their ac- tions. They plead exigency, however-plead that the squeeze of the depression forces them to so jealously husband whatever business they Iave. In small sections one can see the tan- gible, visible result of spending, can observe how to "buy Michigan goods" or to "buy Washtenaw County goods" helps these localities. But when one's business is submitted to the uncertain currents of trade with more remote markets, there can be no guarantee that the beneficial results will come back in direct and tangible form to Michigan or Washtenaw County. This outlook may be excusable from a short- run view. It is a relief policy just as made-work hivestigatlon Of hidusitfiaid Accidents ACCIDENTS in industry as well as accidents in any phase of life don't "just happen"; they are due to some specific cause or causes. In many cases the circum- stances that bring about catastrophes could be remedied with a little intelligent planning. Compulsory safety measures coupled with a systematic system of inspection would be a long step forward in the fight to reduce "acci- dents" in industry. The recent disaster at the Willow Grove Coal Mine near Bellaire, Ohio, took a toll of 69 lives. The Willow Grove Mine was considered as the Hanna Coal Company's "safest" by officials. It was said to have been equipped with the latest air-conditioning safeguards and was reputed to have been one of the most modern mines in Ohio. PREVIOUS to the mine explosion at Barkley,I West Virginia, on January 10 which cost 91 lives the Bureau of Mines did not make pub- lic its findings after a disaster. Secretary of Interior Harold Ickes called a halt to the "dark lantern" practice at that time. A new opinion rendered by the solicitor of his department stated that the Bureau could be permitted to publicize the results of its inspections. A review of the findings in the Barkley report was pub- lished in the current issue of the "United Mine Workers' Journal," the publication of the UlWA-CIO. The report revealed definite evi- dence of negligence on the part of the oper- ators. The airing of the causes of mine calam- ities is a progressive step. A more important factor is yet to be considered. Regular mine inspections might have saved the lives of the 91 men who perished in that West Virginia mine. The Neely-Keller Bill was introduced in Con-I gress at the request of the United Mine Workers of America. It proposes to provide the Bureau of Mines with the power of authority to inves- tigate mines despite objections on the part of the owners. The Bill passed the Senate with only one dissenting vote. It is now stalled in the sub-committee of the Mines and Mining Committee of the House headed by Representa- tive Andrew Somers. The National Coal Asso- ciation is actively lobbying for the operators against the bill. Pressure for action on the Neely-Keller Bill exerted on Repreesntative Somers will aid in defeating the machinations of the professional lobbyists. The lives of hundreds of miners de- pends on the passage of this sorely needed legislation. The greed of a few individuals should not obstruct a measure intended to aid the welfare of many. --mMarvin Lerner THEATRE By JAMES GREEN BEFORE going into last night's pleasant do- ings at Lydia Mendelssohn Theater, I should like to attempt to atone, in some measure, for the unfortunate effect of the conclusion to last Saturday's review of "The Gentle People." The point I was making was at best a tenuous one, and rather than have it construed to mean that this column is opposed to the production of student-written plays, I would prefer to with- d-aw it entirely. On the contrary, there are far too few student-written plays given, and such will be the case as long as Play Production has its eye upon the box office rather than upon the encouragement and training of student play- wrights and student actors. The University of Michigan drama department needs, not only a modern laboratory theater, but also a policy that is capable of using such facilities to the fullest advantage. If the reaction which that statement brought forth can be used to any advantage by those who are working for a new dispensation, I shall feel much more than recom- pensed for any of the opprobrium that has fallen to my lot. Anything this column can do to help, it will do. I feel sure that the members of the cast of "The Critic" and Ann Arbor playgoers will for- give me for having taken so much space in dis- cussing what is the prime concern of everyone in the University interested in the theater as a living and growing medium. "The Critic" was a complete success, and really deserves a longer display of its many excellencies. Richard Sher- idan's burlesque of the heroic drama of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries seems to have retained most of the appeal that it must have had for the playgoers who had immediate knowledge of the highflown absurdities of that "genre." Although the heroic drama itself is gone, much of the flavor lingers on in Holly- wood, and many of the theatrical abuses that Sheridan satirized are unfortunately still a part of the modern theater. (All of which is a lengthy way of saying that there were few dull moments in last night's performance.) AFTER an occasionally slow first act, primar- ily concerned with the detailing ct the the- atrical "mores" of the eighteenth century, the play plunges full tilt into a presentation of the mock heroic tragedy, and from this point on Director William Halstead and an excellent cast seldom allowed the audience a solemn moment. The second act is an actor's dream, a triumph in pure ham. Although I hesitate to point the moral, when bad acting is at a premium it is extremely difficult to distinguish the intentional from the unintentional. James Moll, in the part of Puff, the reformed critic and now playwright, displayed more of the considerable comic gift that he used to such good advantage in last year's production of "Two Gentlmen of Verona." In one of the few parts that required restraint, he never once lost the. light touch. Hugh, Norton, as Sneer, gave an etr'emey finished nerformance. He is now n L1 AST TIME we were talking about the drama GULLIVER'S CAVILS By YOUNG GULIIVER CHANGING THE WAGNER ACT situation locally. Unfortunately, the last couple of paragraphs got lost in the shuffle and so what you read was the illustrative ma- terial, not the conclusion. But it seems, from Charles Leavay's letter, elsewhere on this page, that the point did come through: we need an' experimental theatre which will present regular productions of student-written dramas. And there is no question but that these productions would (or shall we say will) be tremendously popular with both students and Ann Arbor au- diences . . . TODAY'S representative of the American cul- tural scene is none other than Commander Alfred Lawson, creator of LAWSONOMY (Copy- right 1922). The Commander evidently gets his title from the Direct Credits Society, which , has Generals, Drum Corps, and everything. Lawsontis a true eclectic; in his organ, The Benefactor (maybe they've been dropping it on your doorstep too), you will find every variety of crackpottery that has ever been foisted on an always gullible public. For Direct Credits is not concerned solely with the Abolition of Interest and the Abolition of the Crafty Finan- ciers. It is also intetested in Better Babies, Equaeverpoise, Penetrability, and Lawsonomy. At this point things begin to get a little confusing. Let's clear them up by saying that Lawsonomy seems to be the generic term which includes Equaeverpoise, Penetrability, and all the rest of the old malarkey.; An average issue of the Benefactor includes a list of the principles of Lawsonomy, a speech by Alfred Lawson, and a list of Truth Books, put out by the Humanity Publishing Co. in Detroit (all the books are by Alfred Lawson). First, then, the principles. The Commander prefers to call them Infinitisms, or Truths For All Time: Lawsonomy Is Know- ledge of God's Laws. God Does Not Change His Laws for Anybody. IT IS DANGEROUS TO REFUTE GOD'S LAWS. There Can Be No Act Without a RE-ACT. God Permits Inactive Creatures To Perish. The last Infinitism serves as an explanation for the 1700 diseases which afflict the human race. Thus cancer and blindness, among other things, are caused by inactivity and laziness. They can be avoided by living a clean life according to the principles of Lawsonomy. So on page three of Volume 2, Number 11 of the Benefactor you will find a page of pictures en- titled THE NEW SPECIES. There are photos of nine babies on the page; all the babies come of parents who are at least Generals. One baby's parents are Major Generals, and this baby "Takes cold baths daily and subsists on raw vegetables aid fruits. Very strong for his age and is afraid of neither man nor beast. Age 6 months. Another infant "enjoys the distinc- tion of having for parents two Direct Credits Generals and is the descendant of grandparents who are also Direct Credits Generals. He came to life from parents and gra.ndparents, none of whom smoke, gamble, dance, drink intoxicating liquors, nor eat the flesh of dead animals. (Evidently it's OK if you eat 'em alive.) His mother worked steadily and took cold baths right to the day he was born.. . . Note the extra- ordinary head and intelligent expression of the face. Age three months." THE Lawson speeches explain all about Law- sonomy, physics, finance and the aviation in- dustry. It appears that the Commander spent twenty years building up the aviation industry. He knows all about education too. "When one studies the contents of my books MANLIFE, CREATION and LAWSONOMY and learns the principles of PENETRABILITY as I have so plainly outlined them, all problems theoretically concocted in connection with Physics will fade away like ghosts in haunted houses. Students of schools and colleges should not waste their time filling their heads with out-of-date rub- hish which the professors call Physics unless they want to spend half of their lives trying to replace it with PENETRABILITY subsequently. Why not study LAWSONOMY first and then force the professors to clean out their theoretical cobwebs .,, You can see that the man knows his stuff. In fact, Gulliver ranks hii right up with Dr. Schafer of the Master Metaphysicians. If you want to know more about the Commander and Lawsonomy, you can buy Lawsonomy in three volumes, priced at two dollars apiece. You can buy Penetrability (a non-technical book showing the fundamental principles of Physics which any child should understand) for three dollars. JhG EDITOR Jeto I By JEAN SHAPERO Since its enactment in 1935, theE Wagner Act, or National Labor Rela- tions Act, has been the target of criticism from various pressure groups-all over the country. Most of these critics have been pro-employer, as labor's only suggestions have been counter-reactions to the anti-labor proposals. Further examination of the workings of the Act and the Na- tional Labor Relations Board it cre- ated proves that they have resulted in aid to labor, and so the law has accomplished a part of its purpose. The pro-employer groups have found no way to circumvent the Act and all of "the important amendments they have advocated would weaken the power of the Board in a man- ner detrimental to labor's interests. The foremost proposals are: to split the functions of the Board; to change the structure of the Board; to remove power from the Board to decide the appropriate bargaining unit; and the creation of a standard of behavior that labor would be forced to observe. Every one of these changes would destroy sufficient strength of the Act to make it lose its significance as a labor ally. Proposal Has Two Divisions The proposal to split the functions of the Board has two divisions, one to have a federal circuit court per- form the judicial function in labor disputes under the Act or give the courts greater power to overrule the Board's finding of facts and the sec- and to create a separate administra- tor to initiate and conduct cases before the Board, which would then sit only as a court, Transferring the judicial function to the courts would remove the bene- fits of an efficient administration from the Act, for the federal courts. with their already overcrowded doc- kets, would be unable to pass on these cases within a reasonable length of time. Litigation in general would be delayed and decisions in labor controversies would be given so late as to lose all force and neces- sity. The ironic feature is that the same men who criticize the Board for being slow are supporting this amendment which would mean a virtual stoppage of the progress of the Board. According to Edwin Smith, member of the Board, the1 cause for this criticism will be re- moved within the next six months, as he pointed out in a recent speech at Harvard that injunctions held up proceedings so completely that the Act was actually not applied until April, 1937. False Impression Given Appointment of a separate admin- istrator gives the false impression of a more democratic administration, implying that the NLRA is unique in our government, with its combin- ations of functions. Charles G. Ross, Washington commentator for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, dispelled the importance of such accusations when he demonstrated that the procedures under the Act are the same as those under the Securities and Exchange Act, the Interstate Commerce Act, and the Federal Trade Commission Act. He described the procedure as a "new development the growing complexities of government have called into being." While he admitted that such an administration calls for stricter vigilance on the part of Congress toprevent the misuse of powers, he said that this necessity should not call for the striking from the Board powers that "are essen- tial to efficient working of a regu- latory agency of this character." The proposed alteration in struc- ture of the Board is prompted, for the most part, by a dislike for the present liberal personnel of the Board. Senators Burke, Holman, and Barden, among others, have suggest- ed that a non-neutral three, five. or nine-man board be set up. In the process the pro-employer groups hope to achieve a Board that is less favorable to the Act than the present membership. Also they hope to safe- guard against control by any liberal in the future. Destructive Plans Involved Subsidiary to the third proposal' to change the power of the Board to decide the appropriate unit for col- lective bargaining are many plans that would result in the destruction of all meaning in the clauses which' tend to bring peace to organized labor. The principal issue to be de- cided in this discussion is whether an industrial unit shall be at the mercy of one small but strategically- placed craft unit in a plant. A small craft unit, in case of a strike, could' i prevent the action of the majority from becoming effective by refus- ing to cooperate with the other striking unions, as the AFL has been known to do when trying to break a CIO strike. For instance, if this group were the power workelp, the strike of all the other workers could be nullified by the refusal of the power workers to walk out. Sanction of such splits inside labor halts the trend toward unity of organized la- bor. Another anti-labor move is the one put forth by the American Bar Association and the United States Chamber of Commerce which would create employe unfair labor prac- tices or standards of conduct to which employes and unions must adhere to qualify for the benefits of the Act. On the surface, such an idea sounds fair enough, but the actuality ties labor and the unions so completely that they could scarce- ly work without violating one of the so-called "unfair labor practices." The NAM, for example, lists nine criteria by which a strike might be called "illegal," and so an unfair labor practice. With the setting up of ambiguous unfair labor practices, labor would lose any advantage gain- ed throught the passage of the Wag- ner Act. Incorporate Opponents' Suggestions The Smith Committee, whose pro- posals are now before Congress, in- corporate all these suggestions made by anti-labor opponents of the Act. They are evidently not the result of a fair investigation of the workings of the Act, and would, as Ross ex- presses it, "leave labor smarting un- der a sense of injustice and exacer- bate the relations of labor and cap- ital-a condition from which labor, capital and the whole public would suffer." No one would say that the Wagner Act is perfect as, it stands, but the Board has not been given sufficient opportunity to clear its docket nor have the results of its decisions been complete enough to warrant all the adverse criticism from employers' groups. Before any amendments to the Act are made, first consideration should be whether the purpose of the Act will not be lost by their passage, making the National Labor Relations Act merely a labor act with a well-sounding name, but with no real power to help labor. DAILY OFFICIAL BULLE TIN THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 1940 VOL. L. No. 130 Notices To the Members of the Faculty of the College of Literature, Science, and the Arts: The sixth regular meet- ing of the Faculty of the College of Literature, Science, and the Arts for the academic session of 1939-19401 will be held in Room 1025 Angell Hall, April 1, 1940, at 4:10 p.m. The reports of the several commit- tees, instead of being read orally at the meeting, haveibeendprepared in advance and are included with this call to the meeting. They should be retained in your files as part of the minutes of the April meeting. Edward H. Kraus AGENDA: 1. Consideration of the minutes of the meeting of March 4, 1940 (pp. 612-618), which were distributed by campus mail. 2. Consideration of the reports submitted with the call to the meet- ing: a, Executive Committee, pre- pared by Professor J. W. Bradshaw. b. University Council, prepared by Professor H. C. Carver. c. Executive Board of the Graduate School, pre- pared by Professor L. I. Bredvold. d. Senate Advisory Committee on Uni- versity Affairs, prepared by Profes- sor Campbell Bonner. Since the last meeting of the Facul- ty the Deans' Conference has not met. Hence no report can be submitted with the call for the Faculty meeting. The Conference will meet, however, on Wednesday, March 27, and a ver- bal report on that meeting will be made. 3. Concentration regulations. 4. Evaluation of faculty services. 5. New business. The University Bureau of Appoint- ments and Occupational Information has received notice of the following Michigan Civil Service examinations. Last date for filing application will be April 6: Cook C1, salary range $95-110. Cook B, salary range $105-125. Cook A2, salary range, $115-135. Institution Dental Hygienist B, sal- ary range $105-125. Institution X-Ray Laboratory Technician B, salary range $105-125. Institution Power and Maintenance Superinendent II, salary range $200- 240. Complete announcements on file at the University Bureau of Appoint- ments and Occupational Information, 201 Mason Hall. Office hours: 9-12 aind 2-4. Sons and Daughters of Rotarians: The Ann Arbor Club wishes to get in touch with all students at the University who are sons or daughters of Rotarians. It will appreciate it greatly if such students, and particu- larly those who are on the campus for the first time this year will send their own names, their fathers' names, their Ann Arbor addresses, and' their home addresses promptly to Mr. George E. Lewis, Secretary, Ann Arbor Ro- tary Club, c/o Detroit Edison Com- pany, Ann Arbor. Students who plan to enter the slopwood Contests should read the rules of the contests before the Spring Vacation. R. W. Cowden d6 Physical Education for Women: Registration for the outdoor season will be held in Barbour Gymnasium on Friday, March 29, from 8:30 to} 12:00 and 1:00 to 5:00, and on Satur- day, March 30, from 8:30 to 12:00. Military Ball Banquet Tickets: The cost of military ball banquet tickets may be deducted from the April com- mutation checks. Tickets may be ob- tained any afternoon at the ROTC headquarters. Concerts Organ Recital: Chester Alan Tuc- ker, organist, of Richmond, Virginia, will give a recital in partial fulfill- ment of the requirements for the de- gree of Bachelor of Music, on the Frieze Memorial Organ, in Hill Audi-, torium, Friday afternoon, March 29, at 4:15 o'clock. The general public is invited. Exhibitions Exhibition, College of Architecture and Design: Photographs of Finnish architecture, by Ernst L. Schaible, '37A, Booth Traveling Fellow in Arch- itecture in 1938. Architectural cor- ridor, ground floor cases, through April 5. Open daily 9 to 5, except Sunday. The public is invited. Exhibit: Rubbings from Han Tombs showing Legends and Life of the Chinese in the 2nd Century A.D. South Gallery, Alumni Memorial Hall; 8:30-5:00 one week only, end- 9, in the Amphitheatre of the Rack- ham Building. The public is cordial- y invited. Mr. Louis Untermeyer's Schednti: Thursday, March 28, 4:15 p.m. "In- formal discussion. (New Rhythms in Music). East Conference Room, Rackham Building. The eighth in the series of Naval Reserve Lectures being given for senior students in Naval Architecture and Marine Engineering will be held today at 4:00 p.m., in Room 336 West Engineering Building. Lecturer: Commander H. B. Wallin (cc), U.S.N. Subject: "New Construction." Rev. Owen Geer, the final speaker on the League for Industrial Democ- racy Lecture series sponsored by the University of Michigan Liberal Action Club, will speak on "The Rights and Responsibilities of Labor," tonight at 8:00 in the Natural Science Auditor- ium. Seniors are invited to a lecture on "Techniques for Securing a Position," by Mrs. Roxie A. Firth of the Bureau of Appointments and Ocupational In- formation, in the Grand Rapids Room of the Michigan League at 7:30 to- night. Today's Events R.O.T.C.: All freshman R.O.T.q. students taking M.S. 2 will assemble in time to see the moving picture on Military Mapping in the Natural Sci- ence Auditorium starting at 7:25 to- night. Reserve Officers are invited to attend. Seminar in Oriental Religions: "Is- lam" will be discussed by Mr- Ismail R. Khalidi at the fifth meeting of the Seminar, Lane Hall, 7:30 tonight. All interested students are welcome. Phi Tau Alpha: Meeting will be held tonight at 7:30 in the Rack- ham Building. Prof. Bruno Meinecke will lecture on "Music Among the Romans" in the West Lecture Room (illustrated). Refreshmenst will fol- low in the West Conference Room. All members urged to be present. Sigma Eta Chi will meet toriglht at 7:30 at Pilgrim Hall for rehearsal. Ann Arbor Independent meeting today at 4:15 p.m. in the League. Election of officers. Pi Lambda Theta: The tea for ini- f- m il a haltni 2 .q>n n.4n To the Editor: Young Gulliver struck a very significant note in his column of Tuesday. It is one of his best pieces. Michigan has been and will continue to be very productive of young playwrights. Actually, I think, they're playwrights before they arrive, and Michigan develops them. They come be- cause they are offered a great deal. dall to give student-written plays an opportunity to get on the boards.. They're reaching out to something vital. You've got something here. I'd