r.. ~~~~~; AfkL Yr.1 i3 ,2 L.A Li . . PRESS rPASSES - By BUD BENJAMIN - uttting Capers . . PEAKING of hockey-as this de- partment is occasionally prone to -may I recommend the following lstar affair as a post-examination :reshment. Some time after exams, before the clted eyes of their families, their -l friends, and four rink rats, Fritz Isler's 23 Skidoos and Archie Ko- >s' Murderers Row will tangle in Coliseum hockey duel. Arrange- nts have been made, health serv- facilities have been reserved, and e game apparently can't help but as wild as one of those mass wrest- g bouts. The coaches are primed. They hiave oiled their skates, borrowed a, few football helmets from Hank hatch, who will not play, and Insist that "it's a grudge battle" The players, all of them gridders, e at present too absorbed with ademic pursuits to worry much out the engagement although one them, who obviously prefers to re- dn unnamed, declared that "we'll >lder 'em." Perhaps memories of cold Novem- r afternoons with three hour prac- es and then a topper of nine ,gths of the field to get "loosened will spur the gridders to new ights. And then maybe they'll just along on the asumption that it's ly a game anyway, and why an- gonize a bunch of fellows who are und to get the final say in the long Crisler's lineup is star-studded. Flying Fritz will hold down a wing post along with Killer Ken olherty, who declares that hock- ey is merely a refined form of tralk on skates. At center will be Muscle Man Martineau, who elaims that he has turned down several major league offers "po- ferng football." The defense is as dainty and mild Tqny Galento after a glass of ilk. Waldemar "Turk" Weber, an Ldie Shore with a mad on, will ade- ately fill one defense post while b mate will be that gay impressario arence Munn, a clever little tot 'of ae 200 pounds who played a bit of -American guard for Minnesota. Tfe goalie has not been chosen as ' although those close to the ath- I building report-that it will e ry Weir, providing he can use his inis racket to brush away those 'ing pucks. Weir tells us that he s no desire to place hissframe in 54t ;of the goal, and instead will a4d to the side, stopping enemy ots with a "flat forehand." "Of course," adds Weir, "should we go to a lead, as we undoubted- ly shall, I intend to switch to the other side of the cage and show those lugs a real backhand." charley Hoyt, Ray Fisher, and Matt pnn are, as yet, undecided as to the 1Visability of mixl~ with such uthful talent. Fishr insists that he is allowed to throw the puck stead of sweep it with a hockey lk, he will reconsider. Hoyt and son are dickering for timekeepers Ray Courtright and Bennie loos- baan are listed as spares on the nt line while Cliff Keen, Fort binson, and Jot Townsend may lp the coaches' slight defense. Keen ends to employ a half nelson and reverse armlock on any player who is rambunctious. For the football team, I find a rness of ability which I shall take the liberty of placing. Capt. Ko- dros will be in the goal, although the coaches have hinted that he will be forced to stand side-ways to even up things. "Who can push one past that wide guy," corn- plained one of them. There is an abundance of defense- YEH'UN Schwarzkopf Paces Varsity's Formidable Distance Runners I-M Offers Host Of lNovel eet With Yale May Determine East-West Swimming Supremacy .7 "< I a t" dZ~it32-'l t.tcT h~i- i'the' fifth in izpf a^ a Sphcir'ae~ra riesof ariclesdiscslng t ;z' p, o for he ig a icrtiG ai 4aw -; C bLt the uOre Ttabl are: an which will be defending it fEia Ten upset victory over Don Lash in the Indoor title this winter. Today-the distance runs.) s Penn Relays two-mile; third in the By DICK SIER K two-mile at the Indoor Conference New York City will get a preview eet and secoNation A. tdoeoe; of the number one Michigan distance andra nwhetatal.A..rernt and a new state A.A.U. record in the runner when Ralph Schwarzkopf goes mile. East to compete in the two-:rle event Wisner Also Switches at the Millrose A.A. games, Feb. 4.be As Karl Wisner, like Schwarzkopf, But in Schwarzkopf they will' be can switch from the mile to the two- seeing only one unit of a strong Wol- mile and vice versa, it is quite prob- able that Coach Hoyt will switch the two men about as points are needed. Wisner, a sophomore, has shown4 nrat form in time trials and can be }., counted on to break 4:20 ins the mile. Miler Harold Davidson is making a comeback this winter after a iather dismal outdoor season in 1938. Davidson was sufferinig from sore legs all spring and didn't show the stuff on the outdoor tracks that brought S -him home third in the Indoor Big Ten meet last year. "Hod" appearsl to have regained his form and will v ~ put in a serious bid for Conference honors this year. Of the new-comers from Ken Doh- erty's frosh squad, Ed Barnett and Jack Dobson have a lot of possibili- - ties according to Coach Hoyt. Dob- son is a probable starter in the mile while Barnett looks better over the longer two-mile route.{ Round Out Squad Brad Heyl, a junior, and Art Cline, a isecond-year man, round out the squad. Heyl ran the two-mile last year and probably will stick in that grind while Cline, who was a half- miler as a freshman, appears at present to be ready for no more than the mile. AVleast two good distance races in- doors are in store for Wolverine fans __with Schwarzkopf meeting All-Ameri- RALPH SCHWARTZKOPF. can two-miler Dick Frey of Michi- .LEADS DISTANC-MEN gan State Feb. 14, and National A.A.U. champ Greg Rice of Notre Dame. The Irish will invade the Field House verine distance squad. Besides "Ram- Feb. 24. o { Ie nn 7aplc uuic W4er Et for the first , °w s in a diual ixet a v;eei:^ ago andt i Cd.in its swiming history and Tale has been trampiing all Eastern 10- t Michigan Felb. 11, the title of competition underfoot. The Blue has Necatos, Codehall Included the drama mignt weu1 be "A swim- won all of its 10 meets this year with- 9 ming revival or a beginning of a new out encountering serious difficulty. In Department's Varied era." Yale this year is a team with bal- - Athlet ProgramIf the meeting between the Michi- ance. It has no national champion gan and Yale swimming teams had but it has strength in every division. By DON WIRTGIIAF'ERconm three years ago, it would have As Matt Mann 'says, "Yale will al- B;uled the proportions in swimming ways be strong. They get too much Did you ever hear of necatos? as a world series, good material to be anything but Nope, it's not a bit of Greek pro- Three years ago Yale was the colos- dangerous." fanity. Not even one of Franco's sus of the East and Michigan was the All seats for the meet will be re- strongholds in Spain. Nor a new paladin of the West. Moving in their served. Students with identification creation of the Sinister Six. It's own circles, never meeting each other card and 40 cents may get their tick- just one of the 20' sports in which in a dual meet, the two schools were, ets at the Administration Building the I-M department offers instrue- year in and year out, considered the around Feb. 1. Pool-side seats, also tion. best in their respective districts. Yale to be reserved, will be available for Played On handball COU'1 went almost a decade without losing the flat $1.10 for both students and More explicitly necatos is a game a dual meet, They ran up a con- general admission. played on a haidball court, with' a secutive victory string of over tio -- tennis ball, and by means of a scoop win. t . 1 r r i U.S.G.A. Amateur Policy Applauded IAMI BACE, Fia Jan 2-( -JohTi cher- fvr,.er -dchger. golfer, applauded the United States Golf Association today for drawing a strict line between amateurs and professionals and said its rulings were entirely justified mtoeprevent the simn-pure links game from "be- coming the sham that amateur tennis is." The National Amateur Champion of 1936 was discussing a recent warn-. ing of the U.S.G.A. to touring women players not to accept reduced hotel rates, traveling expenses or other favors from resorts staging tourna- ments. NEW TERM Train for DEFINITE EMPLOYMENT Where All Graduates Have Been Placed. HAMILTON BUSINESS COLLEGE William at State Ph. 7831 SRead Daily Classified Ads that looks like a smnall e(dition of a jai-lal crease. For further infor- mation stop in at the I-M building sometime and have Assistant Director Earl Riskey give you lessons on the finer points of the game. That is one of the many gratis services that the I-M department offers. Codeball is another one of those fancy games that is taught there. This sport might be called the h'and-! less handball since it is played on a handball court without the use of, the hands. Johnny Johnstone, former Varsity tennis coach, is, among otherj things, codeball instructor. Among1 other things? Yes, since Johnstone is also I-M fencing and tennis expert.j All-Around Sportsj Are you interested in becoming aI real all-around man? Then go I-M, young man, go I-M. Learn how to be- come a member of Sigma Delta Psi, honorary athletic society, there un- der the tutelage of Assistant Director R. W. Webster. When that organiza- tion offers you its membership pin, you have to do everything from the soup to the nuts as far as athletics are concerned. If its boxing you are interested in, then this might interest you. Martin Levandowski, the I-M boxing instruc- tor, once whipped Jim Braddock and then quit the ring to watch Braddock climb to world's titleholder in the heavyweight ranks. And that's not all. You can also learn how to play badminton, golf, handball,, paddleball, squash, and table tennis at the I-M building. Furthermore they will give you in- structions in archery, gymnastics, life saving, riding, rifle shootig, swim- ming, weight lifting and wrestling. Michigan Builds Repuiadioii All this time, Matt Mania was building up his reputation in the West. Michigan went eight years un- defeated and, besides being perennial Big Ten champion, was National Col- legiate title-holder seven times and runner-up once in eight years. But the two schools never met in a dual meet. The Nationals went to Michigan but Yale's consecutive vic-] tory string continued unbroken. East Meets West East and West finally did meet last It Saire Was A 1t1 Fight ,PORT HURON, Jan. 26.-(i-P) - Thomas Cuttle, 72, who lighted a match Wednesday night to tune in his radio on the Louis-Lewis fight and ignited his bathrobe, died Friday of burns. COLLEGE BASKETBALL Manhattan 42; St. Joseph's (Phila) 37 DePaul (Chicago) 40; St. John's (Brooklyn) 26 Long Island 46; Toledo 39 year but it was had finally been Wolverines-but anticlimatic. Yale beaten not by the by a comparative h. ~1 0 upstart in the swimming horizon, Harvard. The long-awaited clash was paled somewhat by the blot on the Yale Blue, a blot which was ag- gravated by the defeat Michigan pin- ned on them, 41-34. But the next week, Michigan also fell. Ohio State relegated the Wol- veines to the defeated class. On Way Back 'Mit b nxrhtht fnmc aronn their I RIDER'S 302 South State St. (Near Liberty St.) FOUNTAIN PENS TYPEWRITERS STUDENT SUPPLIES I ( 5ul nlow Julbeuli sU7 oilUt1 way back. Michigan tied the Buck- I I bin' Ralph," Coach Charlie Hoyt has enough other potential point winners hanging around his Yost Field House headquarters to assure more than a modicum of Wolverine places in the mile and two-mile. The accomplishments of Schwarz- men with Forest "One Man Gang" Evashevski and Mahatma "Jeep" Mehaffey scheduled to cop starting honors. In reserve, Kodros has Fred Janke, Jack Meyer, Bill Vollmer, and Hercules "Killer-Diller" Renda. The front line finds Fred Trosko teaming hp w'ith Ed Frutig at the wings while Wally Hook, sans the bearskin, will work at center. Per Kodros: will any other fuotball play- ers who can skate (the rest comes later, boys) please sign up? The referee will be Mill Marsh of the Ann Arbor News, who has re- ceived permission to use double-dill ner skates while discharging his duties.I Louis Wants More Foes CHICAGO, Jan. 27.-(/)-Joe Louis predicted today he would knock out at least three more opponents this year in defense of his world's heavy- weight championship. Louis said he expects to fight Bob Pastor, Tony Galento and Lou Nova, but selection of his foes was entirely up to Pro- moter Mike Jacobs. Dear Congressman The very existence of democracy is Clleeng d today by the Nazi and Fascist dictatorships that stalk the world. Your interest and mine in helping docraCy to defend itself demand that you do everything to lift the embargo on Govern- ment Spain. I' :. ,! : 3 = I HIGH CASH PRICES I for ALL your BOOicKS SLATER'S will pay you f 1 i k' jJ., 1' }i I t i Still Higher EXCHANGE Price at 23 Skidoos Weir Crislert Doherty Martineau Weber Munn The Lineups; Pos. 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