TUESDAY, MARCH 21, 1939 THE.-MICHIGAN DAILY PRESS PASSES -By BUD BENJAMIN - Coliseum Queries ,.. . ONE of The Daily sob sisters, who is compiling data on points of in- terest around the campus; dropped down to the Coliseum last week, posed the following questions, and received the following answers: Q. How many miles of piping do you have here? A. We have 10z miles under the ice, but including the radia- tors and the plumbing there are about 25 miles. Q. Why is the ice so grey? A. It's getting old. We painted it white at the beginning of the year, but age will tell. Q. How has your attendance been? A. Pretty fair. Nothing like it used to be. Lady, before the de- pression those turnstiles were clicking so fast that we used them for dynamos to light up the place. Meanwhile our feminine scribe took copious notes and listened at- tentively. One of the facts that she did miss and is of interest is this. The Coliseum temperature machine, which runs only when the weather outside is warmer than needed with- in, ran 820 z/2 hours in 1938. This year it ran 819% hours, a -difference of 45 minutes in two years. Who said our weather was screwy? It's al- ways that way. And before I forget I wish the lady would see this department before running her story. NOT ON SPORTS but interesting enough to pass on: Donal Haines was reading one of the student's stories in journalism 108, (magazine writing) which went something like this. Story opens with lady, her hus- band, and nephew riding to fu- neral of heroine's father. Strick- en with grief, her sorrow is ac- centuated because people believe that she brought on her father's death by marrying a man of whom he disapproved. Doctor's verdict in the case was heart fail- ure, and this is directly correlat- ed with her action in marrying against her father's will. She knows this isn't so, that her late father's objections were slight, and that he secretly approved of her husband. She suspects the nephew of fighting with the father, for rea- sons which the writer builds up by character analysis, etc. They get to the cemetery. The last rites are said, the body is being lowered into the grave, when suddenly the girl's aunt, sister of the deceased, enters on the run. She has hurried to the scene by plane and demands that the casket be opened. After much fuss, she finally gets her way. Leaning over the dead body she suddenly screams. There is blood on the pillow. A doctor in the crowd investigates. Behind the left ear of the deceased he finds a small bullet hole. The man had been shot by a .22 calibre bullet, the ride in the hearse had opened the wound which had been partially closed, and thus the blood. The man had been mur- dered. The story then fades, the girl realizing that the brat of a nephew had done it, etc. The derision of the class knew Second Best In Nation Bill Combs, sophomore, showed mat fans last weekend in the Na- t i o n a I Intercollegiate Wrestling Meet, that he was the second best 155-pound wrestler in the country by defeating Tom King of Lehigh, a finalist in the last Olympic try- outs. Bill had prbviously lost to Stan Henson of Oklahoma A&M, voted the outstanding collegiate wrestler for two years. no bounds. Ten reasons were stated why the whole thing was preposterous, and there were oth- ers yet to be heard from. When a body is embalmed the blood is drained, undertakers don't miss bullet holes, etc. The whole thing was ridiculous. Haines just smiled. Attached to the story was a New York Times news clipping which told of precisely such a case and had inspired the writer's yarn. PICKUPS: "Since yesterday was the first day of spring football practice, it seems fitting to repeat Lynn Wal- dorf's remark to a scribe at Chicago a few weeks ago ... You know, they. are calling Northwestern, "1939's dream team," and not without some justification . . . Said Waldorf: "I wish that people would do me just one favor. Wait until we START spring practice before -you concede us the national title" . .. And spring football always reminds this corner of the ancient story about the Big Ten school which had to turn down a post-season game because it inter- fered with their spring drills-Con- petent baseball observers, who have watched him play, claim that Leo Beebe is a better defensive catcher today than Rudy York of the Tigers, a Detroit baseball club . . Those Cincinnati scribes are so hopped up about the Reds that one of them filed 700 words of story and 500 words of notes on Sunday's game-and forgot to give the score. FOOTBALL MANAGERS Scholastically eligible second semester freshmen interested in trying out for football manager are asked to report to Ferry Field any afternoon this week. Carl Wheeler, Varsity Mgr. Varsity Winds Up Undefeated Indoor Season Track Team Easily Cops Sixth Straight Butler Relays Championship Despite some unexpected reverses at Indianapolis Saturday the Wol- verine track team finished an unde- feated indoor season, easily annexing the team title at' the Butler Relays for the sixth straight time. The upsets found Big Ten hurdles champ Elmer Gedeon bowing in both the high and low stick events, and Michigan relay teams failing to win more than one of the four university events on the card. Team balance, however, brought the Wolverines home far in front with 46 points, more than 20 points ahead of the field. Gedeons reversal of form enabled him to salvage only a third place in the 60-yard highs behind Ed Smith of Wisconsin and Steve Gutting of Purdue, both of whom he bested a week ago at Chicago. Kelley Takes Second Stan Kelley finished second in the low hurdles and only the refusal of the judges to reverse their previous decision kept the Irishman from successfully celebrating St. Patrick's day a few hours late. Masoner of Kansas received thejudges' nod at the finish of the race but "photo ' finish" pictures showed Kelley to have nosed out Masoner. The judges remained adamant, however, and Kelley had to be content with second place honors. Bill Watson's wins in the shot-put and broad jump, Al Smith's second behind Wilbur Greer in the 60-, and Don Canham's tie for second in the high jump with his best effort of the year at 6 ft. 4 in. gave the Wolverines more than their share of points in the individual events. Break 4-Mile Record Michigan's four-mile relay team of Ed Barrett, Karl Wisner, Ralph Schwarzkopf, and Brad Heyl gave Charlie Hoyt's team its lone relay first place. The time of 17:55.6 established a new Relays record, low- ering that of Indiana set last year. Barrett's 4:25 was the best Michigan time. An unusual occurence shoved the two-mile team back into third-place rather than the second place they earned. Hod Davidson, running the anchor leg for the Hoytmen, found that two times two isn't four in In- dianapolis and he was forced to run an extra lap after spending himself in a great last lap (or what he thought was the last lap) duel with Mel Trutt of Indiana. Because some official became confused anextra lap was required of everyone and while Trutt was able to withstand the challenge of Bodeau of Purdue, Da- vidson missed out in the killing fifth lap of the four lap anchor leg and Michigan ended up in third behind Indiana and Purdue. The one-mile relay team ran a good race and again conquered Ohio State's quartet but Pittsburgh with its greatrJohntWoodruff runningwthe anchor leg, came home first, closely followed by the Wolverines. The medley relay team likewise finished second, Ralph Schwarzkopf's final 4:15 mile being not quite good enough May Be At Third Base ' : r. f t I After two years at second base, Pete Lisagor may be transferred to third to permit Bill Steppon, hard- hitting sophomore, to enter the starting lineup. Pete, a senior from ChicIgo, batted .321 last year and tvas one of the steadiest defensive links in the Michigan infield. Pit-t Appoints Bowser Coach New Mentor Is Former Panther Quarterback PITTSBURGH, March 20.-(iP)- The University of Pittsburgh's trus- tees tonight named Charles W. Bows- er, an honor student and quarter- back at the institution from 1920 to 1923, to succeed Dr. John Bain (Jock) Sutherland as football coach. The Board also acceded to a re- quest to Chancellor John G. Bow-' man to appoint a committee to study the "entire situation" at the Univer- sity in "all its phases" and report to [the Board as soon as possible. Sutherland in resigning criticized the school's administration, as did Don F. Saunders, executive secretary, of the general alumni association, who announced his resignation to- night. Named to the investigating com- mittee were A. E. Braun, banker, A. W. Robertson, of the Westinghouse Manufacturing and Electric Co., E. T. Weir, steelmaster, Norman Mac- Leod, Leon Falk, Jr., E. R. Weidlein and C. W. Reitinger. 3 Rosar's Triple In Tenth Gives Yanks 6-5 Win ST. ETERSBURG, Fla., March 20. - (AP) - A tenth inning triple by Rookie Buddy Rosar gave the New York Yankees a 6-5 decision over the Boston Bees in today's exhibition game. Rosar's belt followed a pass which Joe Sullivan issued to Babe Dahl- gren. FUR REMODELLING at FAIR PRICES E. L. GREENBAUM Now at 625 E. Liberty St. Texas Swimmers Arrive Here For National Collegiate Meet By MEL FINEBERG here? The Chicago boy who tried to A Texas tornado blew into Ann enter Michigan (as did his pal Flana- Arbor yesterday headed by Tex Rob- gan) was Olympic back stroke cham- ertson, Adolph Kiefer and Ralph pion in 1936 but may not enter that Flanagan. event here. He says "I'll swim the The tornado, or to be more specific, 220 and 440 yard free style and eith- the University of Texas swimming er the 1500 meters or the back stroke. team, is of the 26 participating "I'm anxious to get down to the schools to come into Ann Arbor for pool. I've got to learn to breathe." the National Collegiate Swimming This sounded somewhat ludicrous meet scheduled next Friday and Sat- from the swimmer who won the out- urday in the Intramural Pool. door AAU 220 yard free style title last They (14 swimmers and a coach) year but he admitted quite frankly were sprawled comfortably around that Flanagan (who is noted for his the Union lounge, their orange and coordination) "is teaching me how white T sweaters and an occasional to do it. And then he waved his Southern drawl giving more than arms i a couple of, strokes to prac- a suggestion of the range from which tice breathing. Fears Tom Ilaynie they hailed. They had reason to "But even if I don't swim back .sprawl, it was their first chance to stroke here I'm certainly going to at sit comfortably since they left Aus- Columbus. I want to swim against tin, Texas three days ago by car. Or, Al Vande Weghe and Taylor Drys- as Kiefer more aptly put it "four days dale." out of a swimming pool." When asked whether he expected Not Out To Win much trouble from Michigan's Tom But surprisingly enough, Texas Haynie in the free style he replied doesn't seem to be up here to win "and how-too much trouble." the Collegiates. They are, more or less, up here for the ride. Coach Then the whole crew went off to the Robertson, who by the way, got his show with each buttoning up care- swimming training at Michigan un- fully before he braved the cold derMat Mnnandwh stllholds Northern blasts. A teammate, der Matt Mann and who still hld4,Crouch, was muttering wistfully "I the I-M pool record for the '440, wish we'd have a snow storm so I doesn't think that Texas can win wsu d g avenaasnowa t."And this year but he, with Kiefer, felt could get in a snow ball fight." And that "1940 is going to be our year" then they all trouped down the with Flanagan and a highly-rated street, praising the University of crop of freshmen coming up. Texas, the climate and the sociabili- But Kiefer thought, however, that tyi of their campus. Ann Arbor wvas, Texs o raherthe Texas Aquata they claimed, "cold in more ways Texas or rather th easAut than one." Club under which name they would thanone_" swim at Columbus a week later, would win the National A.A.U.'s there. With Flanagan eligible to swim there, Newsom Cautioned he thought, "we should be right in About Ove ork there." But the, more immediate interest was the Nationals here and while it SAN ANTONIO.-P-Buck New- should be pleasant news for rival som, St. Louis Browns' ace pitcher coaches to hear that the Texas boys who came into the fold only last week, don't think they have much of a had to be cautioned Monday about chance for the team title, they should overwork. have a lot to say about individual Buck put so much steam into his crowns. pitches in a workout, his third in uni- What was Kiefer going to swim form, that Manager Fred Haney had . >> i J r a t i t i I 51 z , f. ;, s r t s, i I to call: He thre 200 Natators Will Swim kept Ca In Nationals This Weekend his hea Twenty-six schools have entered Hom( more than 200 men in the National Sox T Collegiate Swimming meet here this weekend. Among those universities SARA who will be here are, besides Michi- -JimI gan, Ohio State, Illinois, Purdue, and on Iowa, Northwestern, Harvard, Yale, up, bro] Princeton, Dartmouth, Kenyon, Tex- ning h as, Columbia, Minnesota, Southern Red Si California, Franklin and Marshall, farmha Indiana, Rochester, Syracuse, Mich- Thej igan State, Georgia, Lehigh, Penn- sters m sylvania, N. Carolina State, Iowa seven r State and Penn State. while D ill a halt after just 20 minutes. w curves and fast balls that tcher Harold Spindel nodding CLI d in approval. today er By Tabor Helps came Brook. Defeat Louisville 10.7 hibiti two 0 LSOTA, Fla., March 20.--(P) ey O Tabor, freshman third sacker each. ly first-stringer in the line- ke a 7-7 tie with a sixth in- omer today when the Boston ox defeated their Louisville En nds, 10-7. * o American Association young- best ade all of their 10 hits and 438 uns against Jake Wade, erst- Soul aetroit southpaw. 'i See It Made! . 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