E THE MICHIGAN DAILY ASIDE- -L[N E6S- ,Q---'y IRVIN LISAGOR ....--. L SCHHT, one of baseball's told this story, but it always bears repeating. iat Brooklyn Influence "I am pitching a ballgame one day for Newark and Bill Donovan is man- aging the club. I am going exceed- ingly bad on account of I have been out socializing the night before. I fi- nally tell Donovan, when the score is 11 to 0 against me that I do not think I am fooling the hitters. But Donovan is not in a very sympathetic mood. He says, 'You're going to pitch the whole game if they get 50 runs offrn you.' Wolverine Nine Loses; Track Team Coasts. To Win .-,iM.. .~.1 .. Illinois Drives Across Seven Runs In First Wolverines Drop Third Big Ten Game As Illini Romp To 14-7 Victory (Continued on Page 2) Smick's Texas leaguer and after Smith beat out an infield roller for a hit, scored an a passed ball. In the eighth Leo Beebe walked, stole second, went to third on Pink's hit and scored on Brewer's fly to deep center field. Two runs were pushed across in the ninth when, with one out, Pete Lisa- got batted for Ed Andronik, dropped a single into short left, and scored when the shortstop fumbled Trosko's slow roller. Trosko went to third unnoticed on the next two pitches and came home on a fly to center by Gedeon. After their seven-run splurge in the first inning, Illinois, led by Jack Berner who gathered three hits in four attempts, whittled off a run in the fourth, three in the fifth, two in the seventh and one in the eighth. Box Scores Kelley Leads Hurdlers "All.the time the good people in the stands--we are playing Buffalo in Buffalo-are hollering, 'Take that big bum out,' which was flattering at that because at that time I do not weigh 140 pounds with a false beard. Any way, they keep on hollering and I speak as follows: 'Donovan has told me that I am going to pitch the whole game no matter what happens, so if you want to stay here and waste your time, don't say I didn't warn you.' "Well, along about the sixth or seventh when the score is 19-2, practically a pitcher's battle for me, I get on first base. I am not on base two seconds when the pitcher makes a quick throw to catch me off, thinking I am Ty Cobb or something, and there is a mixup. I slide into the bag, While lying in the dust I feel around and find a bump in my ribs. It is the ball "Well, this gives me an Inspira- tion. I manage to work the ball into my pants pocket and when I get up the first baseman is bewildered. I pause a moment and then I shoot for second base. The second baseman shouts for the ball, but there is no ball. I slide into second and am safe. Another pause and I'm off for third and then home. "By this time the umps are wacky, too, so when I slide into the plate I work.-the ball out of my pocket and get up to go to the bench, and what does that umpire behind the bat do but call me out. This required quick thinking so I say: 'You can't do that. Look! The catcher dropped the ball!. Is it any wonder people say I look like Napoleon?" DOTS AND DASHES - Con- gratulations to Michigan's Fred Martin, who heaved the javelin 196 feet, seven and one-half inches in yesterday's quadran- guiar track meet . . . best he's done yet ... Recommended to- day-Detroit vs. Cleveland at Briggs Stadium with Bob.Feller and George Gill tangling.. . the 19 year old Iowan, they say, isn't throwing them as fast this year, but he's using his bean and de- veloping a curve to advantage ... i.e. his one hit seasonal debut against the Browns last week. One of the local aviation enthus- lasts insisted he could see Michigan's line opening up holes in scrimmage yesterday . . . he was 750 feet above proceedings . . . Falstaff, our gargan- tuan correspondent, just dropped in egging on all comers for a bet on the Michigan - Minnesota football battle next fall . . . claims he has the dope on the Gophers, and it's plenty foreboding ... Has Gee Walker reformed? The ex-Detroiter has been surprisingly quiet this year . . . no head shave, not caught off base yet, etc .. . The Henry Armstrong-Barney Ross scrap next month should be a wow . . . the wiseacres insist Hurri- cane Henry will be bothered plenty by Barney's craft . . . Insists Eddie Meade, rotund Armstrong manager:' "Ross-oh, we'll handle him all right. His style is just right for Henry. The guy we're worrying about is Lou Am- bers, whom we meet in June. He'll be tough." 'I Michigan Pink, cf..... Brewer,. ss . Peckinpaugh, 31 Kremer, lf -.-- - b .. . Smick, p, rf ......... Campbell, rf ......... Smith, p ............ Andronik, p........ *Lisagor ............ Trosko, 2b .......... Gedeon, lb .......... Beebe, c ............. Evashevski, c......... Totals....... . . IllinoisP Cavallo, 2b.... ... . Callahan, cf ........ Conley, lb ............ Berner, rf ........... Mazeika, rf .......... McConnell, c ........ Sainati, If .......... Christiansen, If ..... Kucera, ss .......... Kallis, 3b.......... Pacotti, p............ AB R .6 0 .3 1 .5 0 .-4 1 .5 1 .0 0 .4 0 .0 0 .1 1 .5 2 .5 0 .3 1 .0 0 .41 7 H 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 1 0 11 II 1 2 1 3 0 1 1 0 1 1 2 A 0 5 0 0 2 01 2 0 0 4 0 0 0 13 A 1 0 1 0 0" 0 0 0 3 1 4 AB .4 .6 .4 ..4 ..0 ..5 ..4 .0 .2 ..2 .5 Ii 3 1 4 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 2 Stan Kelley,-sophomore hurdler from Lakewood, Ohio, won his first race as a Wolverine yesterday at Bloomington when he took the 120 yard high hurdles in 15.4 seconds. Large Turnout Opens Yearling Baseball Drills- By HERB LEV Only the first week of outdoor. practice has been completed, but freshman baseball Coach Bennie Oosterbaan already has every rea- son to be optimistic about his pros- peets for the season. In the first place, more than 80 candidates turned out for the team twice the number who reported last spring. A pair of right-handers, Les Veigel of Tuscarawas, Ohio, and Felix Kar- wales of Chicago, have already prov- en themselves exceptionally fine pitching prospects, two of the best in recent years in fact. There are at least a half dozen others around, almost as good. Right-Handers Pitch Charley Ross, of Cambridge, Mass., Stu Japinga of Detroit and Maynard Stoddard of Davidson. Michigan are other right-handers to be reckoned with, while Neil Muir of Dryden, Michigan is the outstanding south- paw hurler on the squad. This spring there is no lack of infield candidates as was the case in 1937. Second baseman Bill Step- pan, of Detroit, has already estab- lished himself as a future star, field- ing his position superbly and hitting with the best. Gil Sauer from Buf- falo also has his eye on the key- stone berth, and is hitting well. Cage Stars In Infield Two freshman basketball stars of the past season. GeorgedRuehle and Mike Sofiak, are ticketed for infield berths. Ruehle, a big fellow from Detroit has first base all to himself while Sofiak, diminutive Gary, In- diana star, is a leading shortstop candidate. His main competition for this post will come from the hard- hitting Dick Gorecki, Detroit red- head. Third-baseman Art Birgeson, from Ridgely Park, Pa., has proven him- self a classy fielder, but his hitting remains a question mark. Louie Held, cage numeral-winner from Indian- apolis, and Joe Higgins of Garden City, are other good hot corner pros- pects. Watson's Two Records Pace VarsityVictory Notre Dame Is Second As Michigan Men Dominate IndividualIScoring (Continued ron Page 1) in the pole vault. The height was 12 feet 6 inches. Allen, Michigan, also was in a three way tie for first in the high jump. He tied Albritton and Walker of Ohio State with a jump of 6 feet, 4 3 /4 inches. Notre Dame won the 100-yard dash, Ohio State the mile relay and Indiana the two-mile, 880- yard distance medley and 4-mile re- lays. Indiana's two-mile team of Smith, Deckard, Miller and Trutt bettered the National Collegiate rec- ord of 7 minutes, 42 seconds set by Georgetown in 1925. Indiana's time was 7 minutes, 38 seconds. Michigan trailed by 40 yards. TRACK SUMMAIIES Two mile relay: Won by Indiana University; second, Michigan; third, Notre Dame, fourth, Ohio State. Time 7:38.1. 880-yard relay: Won by Indiana; second, Michigan; third, Ohio State; fourth, Notre Dame. Time 1:28.4. Shot put: Won by Watson, Michi- gan, 50 feet 7 inches; second, .Fay- monville, Notre Dame; third, Town- send, Michigan; fourth, Fordham, Ohio State. 120-yard high hurdles: Won by Kelley, Michigan; second, Kutsche, Michigan; third, Albritton, Ohio State; fourth, Reidy, Notre Dame. Time 15.4 seconds. Distance medley relay: Won by In- diana, (Hicks, Miller, Trutt and Smith) ; second, Michigan; third, Notre Dame; fourth, Ohio State. Time 10 minutes 16.9 seconds. Javelin throw: Won by Martin, Michigan, 196 feet, 7% inches; second,, Langton, Notre Dame; third, Cooper- rider, Ohio State; fourth, Stanton, Michigan. 100 yard dash: Won by Clifford, Notre Dame; second, Lewis, Ohio State; third, Coughlin, Notre Dame; fourth, Finkle, Indiana. Time 10 sec- onds. High jump: Tied for first, second and third, Walker and Albritton of Ohio State and Alen of Michigan; 6 feet 4 3-4 inches; fourth, Leonas, Notre Dame. One mile relay: Won by Ohio State (Robinson, Sulzman, Fagel, Howells). Michigan, second; Notre Dame, third; Indiana, fourth. Time 3:18.4.,- Four-mile relay: Won by Indiana (Applegate, Trutt, Smith, Deckard); Notre Dame, second; Michigan, third; Ohio State, fourth. Time 17:37.5. Pole vault: Dean and Laughton, Notre Dame, and Kingsley, Michigan, tied for first. Gibbs, Notre Dame, and Merrill and Shoemaker, Indiana, tied for fourth. Height 12 feet, 6 inches. Discus throw: Won by Faymonville, Notre Dame; Itatson, Michigan, sec- ond; Townsend, Michigan, third;- Logue, Indiana, fourth. Distance 152 feet 5 inches. Broad jump: Won by Watson, Michigan; Walker, Ohio State, sec- ond; Culver, Michigan, third; Tucker, Notre Dame, fourth; distance 24 feet 1 3-4 inches (New Stadium record. Old mark by Crouch, Indiana, 23 feet 73-8 inches in 1932). ENJOY A REAL ITALIAN DINNER 1602 Packard Rd. at Marion St. Dinners served daily by reservation. Sunday from 12-8. Equipment Goes' To Football Pr By PETE TENNEY Along with spring, this new mech- anical age has hit Ferry Field. In fact it has come in such great quan- tity that it takes a truck to get it out there every afternoon. In case you haven't guessed, we are talking about all of the new mech- anical aids that the Michigan gridders area getting in their football training this spring. What-No Jacks? As part of their football duties the boys have taken up skipping rope and wearing aprons. Of course the rope skipping is accepted as one of the best ways to get the legs in con- dition. The aprons are. the newest in pro- tection used for blocking practice. The victims to be blocked tie the big pad- ded canvas aprons around their mid- riff, and then when they get hit, they don't get all banged up. The Upside Down Jump Another of the new innovations is the upside down high jump. To the uninitiated, it looks just like a high jump standard but instead of jump- ing over the black and white bar, the backfield men go puffing along under it. If they are good, the bar is then lowered and the one who can go low- est is the winner. Eleven stuffed shirts are also in great prominence on the field of bat- tle. These, the new blocking dummies, take the most punishment of any one in the game. They are set up in form- ation and knocked down, set up and knocked down,-it keeps up all af- ternoon. Much spleen is also vented against the four big tackling dummies hung up down by the railroad tracks. Along SPARTANS TRIM YPSI EAST LANSING, April 3.-(,T)- Michigan State College's baseball squad regained its winning stride to- day, defeating Michigan Normal, 5 to 3. , SERVICE illillp ell T rucking Down actice Every Day with such endearing phrases as "tear 'em down" and "Kill 'Em," they are pulled down, knocked down and drab- ged down only to be yanked back up and abused again.' Come night fall and they are piled high on the truck again- and carted back into the Field House for a well earned rest. _u L' . a A 0- W-ft rwr ---"w s a f I A V'% V-S Ml 9-"4 - r A .=. 7 X1 F- // :y ....... jThinks ', ii/:' Prsev yu peios memrem oriea na st Subjects such cas your roommate, "bull sessions,". 4 your sweetheart, or hikes will be delightfully. , reminisced in ftr years. W fe you fi % cient, satisfying camnera and developing service. 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Michigan ........000 Illinois ...........700 Errors: Pink, Brewer, ko, Kucera 2, Kallis 2. 111 112- 7 130 21x-14 Smick, Tros- Runs batted in: Trosko, Smick, Pink, Brewer, Gedeon, McConnell 4, Callahan 3, Pacotti 2, Sainati, Ber- ner; Two base hits: Kremer, Gedeon, Berner, Kallis; Sacrifice hits: Kallis; Stolen bases: Beebe, McConnell; Left on bases: Michigan 12; Illinois 13; Bases on balls, off Smick 3, off Smith 9; off Andronik 2, off Pacotti 5; Hits off Smith 13 in 6 2-3 innings; Struck out, by Smith 2, by Andronik 1, by Pacotti 8. Losing pitcher, Smick. Umpires, Obrien and Moore. Time 2:34. 'We'll Win,' Claims Breadon Of Cards CHICAGO, April 23.-(AP)-The Deans may be gone and the experts may be picking the St. Louis Car- dinals to finish no better than third, but President Sam Breadon wound up and let fly the emphatic state- ment today that "We're still the Gas House Gang and we'll win the Na- tional League pennant." 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