b~U , 19 ,9 THE MICHIGAN DAILY 0 -AS IDE SLINIS -'Sy IRVIN LISAGOR 0 """"' I Big Fifth Wins Practice Game For Regulars Baseball Leader 0 Captain Three Hurls Kremer Drives In! Scores; Fishman Effectively Way Back When... THAT some people are curiously "tailored" for the roles they enact and poorly equipped for any others, even the skeptical Falstaff couldn't deny. Carnival barker, gigolo and cherub-nosed imbibers somehow fit their niches-by demeanor, appear- ance or temperament-and it doesn't require a talent scout to spot them. Similarly with baseball pitchers. In the olden days, when erudite missionaries hadn't yet pierced the backwoods to introduce con- fusion among the blissful hill- billies, gargantuan intellects on the baseball fields weren't exactly conspicuous by their presence. A case in point is the rumored story of one of the ancient and sarcas- tic ball writers who called an unmannerly pitcher "illiterate." Not only did it sound nasty to the innocent hurler, but when he learned the meaning of the word, it hurt his tender feelings and provoked him to seek recourse In the courts for such a libelous reference. And the aggrieved player might have obtained re- dress at that had the judge not absently noticed that the warrant Was signed by an unsteady "X." The point is that although the old timers may have sacrificed the divine relaxation afforded by a jejune text -parlor misfits, so to speak-they were, once they ascended the pitch- ing knoll, as crafty as a fox and as keenly observant as a kodak. They detected batters' weaknesses in a flash, remembered the direction of and the stuff on the last pitch a cer- Aim hitter rapped, and seized upon Any lapse to fool the, man with the *aving stick. It has been said that one famous hurler couldn't spell his dan name but could correctly write opponents' names. He was, in other pords, ,well suited forhis role. * * - E Strategist Supreme.... In recent years, however, (ex- 'cluding those irrepressible Brook- lyn Dodgers, who might turn up with the barefoot boy any day now), the big leaguer often re- ports with scholarly specs resting on his proboscis and reads, in- stead of the Barney Google strip, a finely printed treatise on col- lective security or Durant phil- osophy. But book Y'arning and brains on that mound slab are two different things, and some of 'em arrive with nary a pithin' brain in their beans. Lee Grissom, ececntric Cincinnati southpaw, seems to have neither. Grissom, a speedball chucker with a strikeout reputation, confuses his hit- ters mentally as well as physically. His unpredictable antics afterhours remind one of his diamond ancestors, but his lack of craft and mound in- genuity must disgrace them. But for all his unorthodoxies, Grissom fits-- and has a ready explanation for it. Chided for his lack of strategy, for example, Grissom.replies: "I heave the ball past 'em. Here is how I figger. You are always hearing about screwballs, change of paces, knuckle balls, and that stuff. The hitter is lookin' for some crazy pitch. So I double- cross 'em. I don't give 'em no crazy pitch. I th'ow the hard one right past 'em. And if they're lookin' for the hard one," Lefty pauses for effect, "it don't do 'em no good nohow, because they can't see it." And as a further squelch, Grissom asks: "What better strategy is ther than a strikeout?" Fit? Why, he's tailor made. STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS Chicago 3, Toronto 1. NOW SHOWING New Spring Hats Showerproofed by "Cravenette" 1b .f.~ Tennis Squad I Athletic Director Of I-M Promoted Set To LeaveM I Professor Elmer D. Mitchell, direc- For Tr i East tor of intramural sports at Michigan since 1919, was yesterday named as head of the four-year course in phys- I Weirmen Open Monday ical education. No one has as yet With West Virginia. U. been named to succeed him. He succeeds Professor Jackson R. At Morgantown Sharman, who left last year to accept a position at the University of Ala- With the first spring training trip bama. The position was not filled in over 20 years less than a week dis- this year, but Mitchell, along with tant, Varsity Tennis Coach Leroy Daniel Webster, acted as adviser. Weir yesterday named five of the Besides this, he was given several men who will compose the traveling additional duties to fulfill. He was squad who delayed naming the re- made associate professor in physical mainder until later in the week. education, he will take charge of Those definitely slated to make the the four year training course for 5-game trip are Capt. Neil Levenson, men students, and he will be adviser Steve Woolsey, Don Percival, Tom to graduate students. Number five was a lucky digit for Michigan's varsity baseball team yes- terday afternoon. They smashed out five hits for five runs in the fifth in- ning of the Regular-Yannigan game to whip their squad rivals 6-2 in eight innings. Cold weather again hampered play and, added to a soggy diamond, pre- vented both squads from playing their best brand of ball. But for the Regulars' big fifth, the game would have been a pitching duel. For four innings, veteran Herm Fish- man and sophomore Tom Netherton of the Yannigans engaged in a nip- and-tuck mound battle with the subs leading 2-1 at the end of the fourth. Varsity Bats Boom Netherton weakened in the fifth his last inning, however, and the Varsity bats began to boom. Charles Pink led off with a single to right, Don Brewer laid down a bunt and beat it out when Netherton fell in fielding the ball, and a pass to Walter Peck- inpaugh loaded the bases. Capt. Butch' Kremer's big bat, which smashed out three hits in as many times at bat in the game, slapped a single to right and two runs crossed the plate. Elmer Ged- eon skied to Harold Floersch and Peckinpaugh scored after the catch from third. Freddie Trosko's double and Pete Lisagor's single completes the five run brace and cinched the game for the regulars. Yannigans Score Pitchers dominated the rest of the game. Fishman, who hurled the first five innings for the regulars, helk the subs to three hits and two runs A triple by Floersch and a single b5 Danny Smick in the first, and a wilc' pitch, which allowed Mike Rodnick. to score.efrom third in the fourth made up the Yannigan scoring for the day. SStocky. Herm,,. who slowballed his way to eig t victories two years ago, showed his best form of ;the year. His dipsy-doo stuff had the subs hitting into the dirt, aid most of the Yanni- gan damage came when he tried tc put his fast. ball. past the sub bat- ters. He stituck out four and walked two. Andronik Impresses Lanky Ed Andronik, a big junior on his way up, followed Fishman in the sixth and hurled the remaining three innings. Highly impressive in earlier drills, Andronik yesterday en- hanced the good inrpression which he had previously made. Flashing a blinding fast one which he mixed with a good hook, Andronik, who dabbles in J.G.P. in his spare mo- ments, struck out five in three in- nings, walked two, and allowed but three hits. He has the natural stuff, his control is good, and he seems to be one of the most promising hurlers on the Fisher roster today. Slattery, and Henry Cohen. One, and quite probably two ,br three more players will also be se- lected. Most likely candidates for the tailend positions are John Kid- well, Herb Cisco, Jim Talman and Ed Morris. 1l Merle "Butch" Kremer, team bat- ting leader for the past two seasons, is captain of the baseball squad which leaves for its annual south- ern invasion this week. Athletic Clubs' Reign On Swim Throne To End Squad Leaves Sunday The squad will leave Sunday for FRITZ CRISLER the east coast and a five game sched-io ule in as many days with schools in Michigan Football Coach Virginia, West Virginia and Mary- In 1921, Chicago was facmg Wis- land. consin in a tough bail game. Realiz- The squad meets West Virginia ing we were in for a real battle, we University at Morgantown on Mon- spent a lot of time the -week before day, and follows the contest up with the game drilling a group of plays for matches with the University of Rich- special use in the game. One of them mond, V.M.I., University of Virginia, t we fgured couldn't miss, and we were I inn±liicV fr tho bJZ tuJrjn nitJ tome u and Western Maryland College. By DAVID ZEITLIN The typically unpredictable local .riyweather has prevented Coach Weir The job that Michigan's varsity from taking his squad outside to prac- swimming team just missed complet- tice this week as planned, thus se- ing at Yale last spring will un- riously hampering tuning-up, exercises doubtedly be finished this week-end ifor the opening matches. St. John's Cancels 1eet it the National AAU meet when a Consequently, unless a rise in tem- college team will dethrone Lake Shore perature permits a few hours of prac- Athletic Club as America's amateur tice on Saturday, the squad will meet :hampion. their West Virginia opponents on Kept off the throne by one point Monday at a serious disadvantage, n last year's fiasco, Michigan and having had no outdoor play since last ier collegiate colleagues have been fall. ;onceded as the only aggregations The opening match of the trip has vith the power to annex this year's been substituted for one scheduled victory. Ever since the meet's in- with St. John's College at Annapolis, ,eption, an athletic club has come but which the latter school was forced orth with too much balance for the to cancel because of a previous con- orces of the nation's colleges. tract which was until recently over- But the story of this year's royal looked. >attle at the pool of Ohio State in An 11-game schedule has been ar- nolumbus is expected to read dif- ranged between the Conference meet erently. Adolph Kiefer; the man at Northwestern May 19 and the vho was mainly responsible for Lake squad's return from " the east, open- Shore's victory in 1937 will swim un- ing with Indiana anda Illinois April ier different colors this week-end. 22 and 23 at Champaign. However, 2eter Fick is still a respected power- Coach Weir is angling for a tihatch louse, but George Kojac, the Spence with Ypsi on the 19th as a tuneup ,rothers and others who, with Fick between the last trip game and the made the New York A.C. a feared opening Conference match. power, have heeded the call of time and will not' compete. TIGERS PULL A SURPRISE Chicago's Medinah Club, with the LAKELAND, Fla., April 5.-(')- sensational 16 year old Otto Jaretz Probably to their own amazement, the n action may be troublesome, and Detroit Tigers today defeated the ,lbert Root and Andy Clarke of the Brooklyn Dodgers, 4 to 1 in an ex- Detroit A.C. will have something to hibition baseball game played here. say in the dive and long-distance - - swims. HT fDsi But the clubs don't have the power, HATS of Distinc and the colleges do-Michigan, Har- Men who a vard, Princeton and Ohio State, those are the college leaders, and one ofStadel them will crash through for the title. South ____205Sot oitok. gorneDig oppor y 'It called for a wingback on our team-a blocker who never car- ried the ball-smashing over tackle after a trick maneuver in 41...e1.a.i Fela. x.nonk I i .y i t A !s t e .2 ,, e e e the backfield. No one wouict looK for it, for this fellow was marked as a blocker by our opponents. He practiced the play for hours. It was his big chance to make good. Well, the game came and at last the opportunity arose. The play was called, the wingback took the ball, and went smashing through tackle going like an express train, his nose about a foot= off the ground. He was really'moving and went clear through the line, over the last stripe, and his momentum sent him spilling flat on his face: A bunch of us surrounded him; clapping him on the back and congratulating .him. "Nice work, old boy," one of the fellows said. "You did it at last." He looked up,, a mournful look on ,his face. "Oh no I didn't," he moaned. 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