THURSDAY, NO V. 26, 1936 THE MICHIGAN DAILY .. U SDA _ NV.. 26. 13 H T H ~N D TNA . as 4,Ira .v.a: va j. a r a-A. - Coach Mann Arranges Anntial Swimming Festival For l )ec._I1 Three Toronto G ir ls Feature Water Carnival Mavis Freeman, Freshman Coed And Olympic Star, To Give Exhibition Coach Matt Mann has announced his annual gala swimming festival to be held December 11 in the Intra- mural pool. The festival this year promises to be the greatest yet held, with a program studded with guest stars. One of the featured events of the evening will be an exhibition by the Three Dolphinettes of Toronto. This group consists of three girls who are very talented in the swimming art. They will;present an exhibition of fancy swimming that is one of the most beautiful spectacles ever pre- sented in the water, according to Matt Mann. Tomski To Give Exhibition In addition to the featured event, Helena Tomski of Detroit will swim an exhibition 100-yard dash. She is well-known in womens swimming circles and one of the foremost wom- an free-stylers specializing in the century sprint. The event probably of most inter- est to students on the campus will be an exhibition by Mavis Freeman, freshman coed from Port Washing- ton, Long Island, New York, who has been the recipient of a good deal of publicity since her matriculation into the University. Miss Freeman was a member of the woman's olympic swimming R team that competed for the United States this summer at Berlin. She was one of the members of the woman's relay team which captured third place in the competi- tion. Six women's relay teams are entered in a 100-yard relay event. The teams will be composed of girls from six sororities on campus, four members to each team. This event should prove to be very hotly con- tested, as much rivalry already exists between the athletically inclined members of the houses. Varsity Frosh Will Perform This festival will mark the first public appearance of the Varsity and freshman mermen this year. Nu- merous exhibition events have been arranged for the evening's entertain- ment. The National Intercollegiate champions will perform in the indi- vidual events in which they excel. Jack Kasley, Tom Haynie, Der John- ston, Fred Cody, Ben Grady, Frank Barnard, Ed Kirar and all of the steller performers of last year's Var- sity and yearling squads will be pres- ent to add to the big splash that will cause things to boil in the Intramural pool on December 11. In addition, the present freshman natators will add their part to the already crowded program. The evening's entertain- ment is to be topped off by a fancy diving exhibition by Matt Mann's high and low-board artists. Contest Is Not Scheduled There will be no contest between the Varsity and yearling swimming squads as has been the custom in the past, due to the fact that the frosh haven't the ability necessary to compete with the star-studded ros- ter of the Varsity. Last year's frosh victory will probably never be duplicated again, and the superioI strength of the Varsity mermen pre- cludes the possibility of a meet such as was staged last year. Be prepared to attend the firsi public appearance of the Wolverine natators plus a program filled with great stars. Mermaids and mermer will mingle to present one of the greatest spectacles ever staged in the Intramural pool. The price of ad- mission is as yet unannounced, but assurance is given that it will be very nominal. Jay Berwanger Labels Huffman Best '36 Back CHICAGO, Nov. 25.--UP)-John Jacob (Jay) Berwanger, who a year ago basked in the light of All- American football glory, picked Indiana University's Vernon Huff- man today as the prize back of 1936. "Of all the backs I've seen this fall. I'd take Huffman." Chicago's 1933-34-35 "one-man" team, as- serted after a moment's hesitation. Wrestlers Change Training Quarters The grapplers have changed their den. Instead of practicing atbthe Intramural Building which has been the custom for the last few years, the wrestlers are plying their grap- pling skill and knowledge on the bal- cony at the Yost Field House. This change was motivated by a number of reasons. The general at- mosphere of the new quarters is more conducive to training, with the bas- ketball and track teams below. Freshmen And Basketball Box Score Will Tell Reserves A r e Whole Story With Assists Added GI A d I 'he PRESS ANL By GEORGE A Real All-American . . IF I CAN STOP LAUGHING long enough, I'll announce that to- day's column was written by sopho- more Irvin (Pete) Lisagor and hand it on to you. With All-American teams of every description besieging the hapless sports' experts we thought we'd se- lect a nondescript outfit-an all-star aggregation to end all-star aggrega- tions. From our scouts stationed along all grid fronts, from distraught linotype operators and headline writ- ers and from our own files we have ferretted out the most cosmopolitan galaxy of football players ever as- sembled. We chose these men onI the premise that just anybody might1 develop All-American ability, but it takes wise selection of the parent to inherit a name like Wojciechowicz. So without apology, except to the Daily linotype crew, we submit our selections. FIRST TEAM L.E., Tworzydlo, Ursinus. L.T., Moncevicz, Holy Cross. L.G. Chyczewski, Carnegie Tech. C., Wojciechowicz, Fordham. R.G., Pszenny, Boston College. R.T., Sslaminko, Carnegie Tech. R.E., Miklaucic, Carnegie Tech. Q.B., Szewczyk, Washington & Jefferson. L.H., Trzeciak, Virginia Military Academy. R.H., Wojpcihovski, Notre Dame. F.B., Czelusniak, Massachusetts State. SECOND TEAM L.E., Wolfgang, Gettsyburgh. L.T., Economos, Penn State. L.G., Ashkenazy, Bowdoin. C., Tsoutsouvas, Stanford. I . ANDROS- was forced to play a full 60 minutes of every game because neither Coach Jimmy Crowley nor the Ram senior manager could spell his name on a sub slip. We're inclined to discredit this report, for our operative spends considerable time in his cups and suffers hallucinations. Midwestern stooges wired that Ko- valczik was sent in for Wojcihovski of Notre Dame, and when the sub announced himself, an indignant referee penalized the Irish for lan- guage unbecoming an athlete. Take it for what it's worth. Of such stuff are our honored play- ers made., It would be unjust, we feel, to force this all-star eleven on an un- suspecting public without a few hints as to how to pronounce some of the players' names. Bear with us: Pezenny: the sound an audience at the Michigan makes on Owl Night when the matinee idol serenades his maid. Chyczewski: Gargle with fizz tab- lets, then sneeze. Szewczyk: An amateur imitating Cab Calloway. Ippolito: Roll a billiard ball down the steps of Angell Hall. Famighetti: Start saying "family" and end up saying "spaghetti." Wojciechwicz: Mix coca cola with beer, top if off with a nip of rye, chase that with a martini and if still conscious, say, "What's the use." Tsoutsouvas: Any good soup drinker will help with this one. Jones: Who slipped a foreigner in on us? Trzeciak: Spin your radio dial quickly from right to left, then back again. The quality of this team can be attested by the fact that we had tc omit such a stalwart as Wieczorek of Detroit, a halfback. We did, however weigh carefully each player's qualifi- cations and believe we have the finesi array of men in the nation. We chose Ketcham as an alternate be- cause he'd make a good safety mar -for reasons we think quite obvious Lest some harbor misgivings over prospects for next year's crew of nondescripts, let us men- tion a few prep stars who are coming up: Quhtrociocchi, Pe- napato, Gynkraut (whamt they won't spike next), Milankiewicz, Schweibash (sounds like a cracker), Peppicelli, Fortunato, Szavado, Xexton, Frochtenicht,l Longbucco, ad infinitum . . . If names mean anything this gan rates mention on anybody's All- American team. Or does it? Counse for the offense rests. 47 Yearlings Honored; Kipke Gives 15 Varsity Gridders Numerals Forty-seven freshman numerals, 15 of which went to members of the physical education squad, were awarded yesterday by Coach Wally Weber, frosh fo'otball coach. At the same time Varsity Coach Harry Kipke announced that 15 varsity gridders were recipients of secondary awards. VARSITY SECONDARY AWARDS Bissell, Frank S., Hyannisport, Mass.; Campbell, Robert D., Ionia, Mich.; Curren, Robert B., Warren. Pa.; Farmer, Douglas A.. Hinsdale, Ill.; Floersch, Harold J., Wy- andotte, Mich.; Greenwald, Edward J., Whiting. Ind.; Heikkinen, Ralph I., Ram- say, Mich., Jordan, Forrest A.. Care, Mich.; Kramer, Melvin, Toledo, O.; Loiko, Alex, Hamtramck, Mich.; Nickerson, Norman J., Detroit, Mich.; Paquette, Donald M., Su- perior, Wis.; Piotrowski, Robert, Manistee, Mich.; Pederson, Ernest, Grand Blanc, Mich.; Purucker, Norman, Poland. 0. FRESHMAN NUMERALS Barker, Louis, Jackson,NMich.; Bennett, Arthur L., Schenectady, N. Y.; Borchard, Fred J., Saginaw, Mich.; Cash, Donald A. Elmhurst, Ill.; Eldredge, John G., Dear- born, Mich.; Fabyan, August E., Muskegon Heights, Mich.; Flynn. James H.. Lansing. Mich.; Gerdes, Peter B.. Park Ridge.nIll.; Goldberg, Joseph, Middletown. N. Y.; Hen- drix, Donald F., Benton Harbor, Mich.; Hutton, Thomas G., Bay City, Mich.; Kin- sey. John H., Plymouth, Mich.; Kodros, Archie J., Alton, Ill.; Mulholland, Harry K., Bay City. Mich.; Nielsen, Paul, Ann Arbor, Mich.; Parfet, William G., Golden, Colo.; Penvenue, Paul F., Lenox, Mass.; Phillips, Blair A., Bradford, Pa.; Postoway, Henry, Dearborn. Mich.; Papp, Richard J., La- Grange, Ill.; Renda. Hercules, Jochin, W. Va.; Rogers, Joe C., Royal Oak. Mich.; Sa- villa. Roland, Gallagher, W. Va.; Slawin- ski. Alphonse J., Saginaw, Mich.; Smith, William A., San Antonio, Tex.; Steen. Ken- neth. New Rochelle. N. Y.; Sykora, Roy J., Lyons, Ill.; Taft, William S., South Haven, Mich.; Ulevitch, Herman H., Cleveland, O.; Tinker, Horace C.. Battie Creek, Mich.; Vinek, Joseph B., Detroit, Mich.; Weiner, Jack, Chicago, Ill. PHYSICAL EDUCATION NUMERALS Casa, Charles C.. Fenton, Mich.; Christy Edward W., Gary, Ind.; Frutig, Edward Cam, River Rouge, Mich.; Gates, David W., Ply mouth, Mich.; Guenther. Alvin A., River Rouge, Mich.; Laske , Derwood D., Milan Mich.; Levitt, Nathan, Detroit, Mich.; Ma- ger, John R., Detroit. Mich.; Page, Donald, Chicago. Ill.; Prochaska, Charles J., Chi- cago. Ill.; Sukup, Milo F.. Muskegon Heights. Mich.; Trosko, Fred, Flint, Mich.; Vollmar, Paul R., Ecorse, Mich.; Wood Kenneth, Chicago. Ill.; Zielinski, Ernest P., Bay City, Mich. XMAS CARDS 50 CARDS 50 ENVELOPES .. Printed with your name THE CRAFT PRESS 305 Maynard Street Phone 8805 By RAYMOND GOODMAN , The most important part of any1 basketball game cover is the box score at the end. As in baseball or hockey it tells, or should tell, the whole story, of the game better than any reporter in the same number of words. In, baseball and hockey it is not only the complete story but a fair one, in basketball the box score isn't quite so fair. The reason, of course, for this un- fairness is the absence of any column of statistics devoted to assists. Of- ficials of the diamond and the rink have recognized the importance of team play as well as the scorer; bas- ketball moguls have never done so. Awarding Credit After all, when Pasquale Shultz cuts around Rene Smitrofski and takes a beautiful pass from Smitrofski, who, also blocks off his teammate's guard, it is certainly only fair to give Smi- trofski some credit for the two points which Shultz made on a simple set- up shot. The same should also apply when Jake Townsend shakes one of the other Wolverines lose for a dog shot with one of his Houdini-like passes, or when any other member of the Varsity makes possible a score by a smooth piece of passing. Most cage fans agree that assists should be recorded but the point upon which they all seem to differ is just what shall constitute an as- sist. After a great amount of mull- ing around we've come to the con- clusion that it should be the same thing that is called an assist in hockey. That is, the pass or passes that might be said to be immediately responsible for a score. Gee Gets Assist In other words, if Herm Fishmarn takes a pass from Johnny Gee anc goes under the basket for two points Gee shall be credited with an assist If, however, Fishman takes the pass far out in the court and then makes the basket because of some fancy dribbling on his own part Gee will re- ceive no credit for merely having been the last man to handle the ball prior to the score. In other words, the pass, to be an assist, must be an integral part of basket-making play. Anyway The Daily's basketball box scores will have assists tabulated this year. STROH'S PABST BLUE kIBBON FRIAR'S ALE At All Dealers J. J. O'KANE, Dist. Dial 3500 s i COME OUT AND RIDE in our inside ring, with music, lights and heat . . . p50 er hour. 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