__THE MICHIGAN DAILY rIA Y, MAY 15, 1936 THE MICHIGAN DAILY -1c 40( UI} Publisned every morning except Monday during ths University year and Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper. All rights of republication of all other matter herein also reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan as second class mail matter. Subscriptions during regular school year by carrier, $4.00; by mal, $4.50. Representatives: National Advertising Service, Inc., 420 Madison Ave., New York City; 400 N. Michigan Ave.. Chicago, Ill. EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT Telephone 4925 BOARD OF EDITORS MIANAGING EDITOR ..............THOMAS H. KLEENE ASSOCIATE EDITOR.............THOMAS E. GROEHN Dorothy S. Gies Josephine T. McLean William R. Reed DEPARTMENTAL BOARDS Publication Department: Thomas H. Kleene, Chairman; Clinton B. Conger, Robert Cummins, Richard G. Her- shey, Ralph W. Hurd, Fred Warner Neal. Reportorial Department: Thomas E. Groehn, Chairman; Elsie A. Pierce, Joseph S. Mattes. Editorial Department: Arnold S. Daniels, Marshall D. Shulman. gports Department: WiJlamn R. Reed, Chairman: George Andros, Fred Buesser, Fred DeLano, Ray Goodman. Women's Departmen.: Josephine T. McLean, Chairman; Josephine M. Cavanagn, Florence H. Davies, Marion T. Holden, Charlotte D. Rueger, Jewel W. Wuerfel. l BUSINESS DEPARTMENT Telephone 2-1214 BUSINESS MANAGER.......... GEORGE H. ATHERTON CREDIT MANAGER .............JOSEPH A. ROTHBARD WOMEN'S BUSINESS MANAGER .... MARGARET COWIE WOMEN'S SERVICE MANAGER .. .ELIZABETH SIMONDS DEPARTMENTAL MANAGERS Local Advertising, William Barndt; Service Department, Willis Tomlinson; Contracts, Stanley Joffe; Accounts, Edward Wohigemuth; Circulation and National Adver- tising, John Park; Classified Advertising and Publica- tions. Lyman Bittinan. NIGHT EDITOR: ROBERT CUMMINS Decentralization In Industry. .. . M A)ST INTERESTING are the com- ments of Paul Wiers .of the, eco- nomics department on the Ford decentralization plan as reported in The Daily. Mr. Weirs is asked: 1. Is decentralization the solution of our economic ills? Is it the answer to our labor problem? 2. Is it just another panacea, impossible to achieve? 3. Is it undesirable if achieved? As we see it Mr. Weirs' answers to these ques- tions go like this: 1. Certainly decentralization is not a panacea, for our economic ills or our labor problems; it is not the wonder-solution that will enable us to stop teaching Economics 51 in the University. 2. Nothing has been demonstrated by the Ford set-up that would indicate that complete decen- tralization, panacea or not, is wholly impossible to achieve. 3. And it is possible that it may be quite desir- able, the repeal of the prohibition amendment. Upon that it is unnecessary to elaborate. It is interesting, however, to think back once more of the days when the bootlegger and speak- easy, if not the gangster and murderer, were close- ly identified with the campus and students. It is not easy to say whether the end of the prohibition era has brought a decline or an increase in the amount of student drinking. Today's college stu- dents were not around (at least most of them were not) to study the "old days." But even if repeal has brought an increase in student drinking, it has, at the same time, made drinking an open, legal and comparatively tame occupation ,in which the student is more apt to temper his pleasure with a mature sanity and moderation, instead of run- ning hog-wild in the ecstasy of illicit indulgence. THE FORdUM Letters published in this column should not be construed as expressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. Anonymous contributions will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked to be brief, the editors reserving the right to condense all letters of over 300 words and to accept or reject letters upon the criteria of general editorial imoortance and interest to the campus. Jokes To the Editor: Last year there was published at Carlsbad in Czechoslovakia a book of jokes: "Deutsche Flues- trerewitze," dealing with the Hitler regime. I have translated a few of them for the benefit of readers of The Michigan Daily. 1. "Why does Hitler always occupy a seat in the front row when he attends a theatrical perform- ance?" "Because he wants all the people behind him." 2. "Since when must we Germans salute with Heil Hitler?" "Ever since we haven't had a 'Good Day.'" 3. The personnel of an insane asylum expects the visit of a high Nazi official. For three days the whole institution has been practicing the Hitler salute. Upon the arrival of the official, all stand in a row, all raise their arms and exclaim: "Heil Hitler!" However, there is one man who does not salute. "Why don't you salute?" asks the visitor. "Pardon me, sir, I am not insane." 4. Hitler visits an insane asylum. He asks some of the inmates: "Do you know who I am?" They shake their heads and remain silent. "I am Adolf Hitler. I am almighty. I am almost as mighty as God himself." A smile of pity is their answer. One of the pa- tieints mumbles: "Oh, yes, yes! That's the way it started with us too...-- 5. God bestowed three qualities upon the Ger- man people: intelligence, honesty and National Socialism. However, only two of these qualities are generally found in any individual German. A German is either intelligent and a National socialist - in which case he is not honest. Or he is honest and a National Socialist which proves that he is not intelligent. Or he is intelligent and honest which makes it impossible for him to be a National Socialist. 6. "Is it true that Fritz was arrested yester- day? Why did they arrest such a decent fellow?" "That is why they arrested him." 7. The following joke on Dr. Joseph Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda and -Enlightenment, is from The New York Times: "Captain Hugo Eck- ener, builder and commander of zeppelins, is out of favor with the German Ministry of Propa- ganda . . . Can it be that the propaganda author- ities are just a bit jealous of the largest gas bag in existence?" -M. Levi. The Sex Survey1 To the Editor:+ The sender of the letter appearing in yesterday's Daily entitled "Conduct in Public Places" need not have signed her year for the ideas evidence the period from which they arise. Not only is the thought almost completely hidden by circumlo- cution but even when discovered is of little pith. Let it be known that although the writer was an Alpha Chi sisters of hers are not of the same mind about another member, Mrs. Florence Hax- ton Britton. The letter seems to imply ,that Mrs. Britton should be politely ejected from the idealistic realms of this University because of disturbing the peace of its occupants. If students are willing to be in- terviewed and fill out in a purely confidential manner questionnaires on matters of sex relations for a project which shall prove of value in deter- mining the problems of the modern student, surely no one's peace has been disturbed and there has been no misconduct. Perhaps F.S.G. is afraid of the truth. F.S.G. infers that Mrs. Britton does not earn an honest living. May I ask what an honest living is? Is there anything shady about explaining yourI project for asking questions to which answers are entirely at the discretion of the person being interviewed. Is there anything dishonest about the attempts of two women to Jmake a study of present situations prevalent in all universities of the United States? The dishonesty would only be present if these two women proceeded to write their book with only their own opinions to go by and no first hand information obtained through their survey on which to base their conclusions. -Another Alpha Chi. A deed to 320 acres bearing the signature of Sam Houston is owned by J. E. McClain Roscoe, Tex., postmaster. Coleman County, Tex., apiarists predict a large honey crop as the mesquite, principal source of honey, reached full bloom 30 days earlier than us- ual. Tihe Conning Towers BALLADE OF CONTENTION "But, first of all, paper and pen and ink." --Louis Untermeyer in The Conning Tower Small wonder it is that he runs who reads From much of what is written today Which neither purges, exalts, nor feeds Mankind, confused on its lonely way. It offends us to see a bard display His foibles with shrugs and verbal winks; We may ask what a writer will do or say, But first of all that he feels and thinks. We ask that he show us finer creeds , And not devices that makethem pay; Nor a list of his little or great misdeeds Neatly arranged on a showman's tray, Nor how often his jaunty footsteps stray From his bosom's mate to a captured minx: For the loves of an author we may pray, But first of all that he feels and thinks. Will it help us to know if in serge or tweeds He saunters forth to a wordy fray, What paper helps, or what ink impedes The rounding out of his tribal lay? We prefer a Pegasus not to bray, Cold hash consigned to the kitchen sinks, We would learn from an author - delight, dismay, But first of all that he feels and thinks.- i I ENVOY Prints from America to Cathay, People who stand on perilous brinks May subscribe to an author's common clay, But first of all that he feels and thinks. MAY FESTIVAL, By MARY JANE CLARK Criticisms have been heaped upon Sir Edward Elgar for his ability to take the worst that there is in the adjective "Victorian" and activate it into music. Nevertheless, in the hearts of the British people there is plenty of room for him - Victorian- J.S... DAILY OFFICIAL. BULLE1'IIN. PUrrhlt '. n it 'htie Amo R ctt, t i.' in .('flI ,F I'rv lttire to all rme mtbt' f Me A1wersfty Copy reeived at the offie of the Assistant to the Prehskdent m.IJt 3 .30. 11i:00 n m on Sat urdAy But even though Mr. Wiers' answers to these questions are enlightening we were most impressed by these facts, brought out by his survey of the Ford industry as it operates in southern Mich- igan. 1. Mr. Weirs' statement that it really isn't decentralization at all ,in one sense, because the workers are hired from the communities in which the factories are located. 2. His opinion that in the Ford situation it has not worked out to a profit and is merely a hobby of Mr. Ford. 3. His predictions that a "revolutionary chem- ical development may arise and make possible the usage of agriculture as a substitute for heavy metals, a situation that would be advantageous to the Ford "home industries." All in all, we think the funds given by the Ear- heart Foundation for Mr. Weirs' survey were well spent, and that Mr. Weirs himself did a com- mendable job. 'Pretty Nnyah'... ALTHOUGH the cup that the Gar- goyle recently won as the best col- lege comic magazine in all these United States is probably under lock and key by now, and it is too late to do anything about the matter, it is inter- esting to note what the Texas Ranger, a competi- tor, has to say about the matter. "They (the Gargoyle) have not art work, but they have money," the Ranger says, "which en- ables them to feature much photographic work and four-color covers." Apart from this, the Texans says, there is little in the magazine except fashion notes for the boys and girls at Ann Arbor. "The Gargoyle is pretty nnnyah," the Ranger concludes. Liqor Traffic And Youth. . . F OR THE FIRST TIME since the re- F peal of the 18th Amendment, the prohibition forces have gained an appreciable por- tion of the limelight with the nomination, by the Prohibition Party, of one Dr. D. Leigh Colvin as presidential candidate in the November elections. The solicitude of Dr. Colvin, as well as of most of his cohorts, is for the youth of the land, men- We were right when we said that we hadn't seen, in the papers, the name of the reporter who ad- mitted that he had had no interview with Fior- enza, the confessed murderer of Mrs. Titterton. The name of the reporter was David S. Charnay, and it was printed in - at least - the Mirror. It was, in large type, By John Fiorenza, and, in small type, as Told to David S. Charnay. Mr. Jack Lait says that Charnay did get the interview, which information is hereby recorded. The impression that Kipling's "'Teem' - A Treasurer-Hunter" is a posthumous story is wide- spread. It appeared in the January number of the Strand Magazine which was on the London newsstands in December. Kipling died on Jan- uary 17, 1936. THE LITERARY QUEST It's enough to make one alter from a faery to a hex To pay for a month-old Sunday H. T. one and fifty Mex. LYDIA K. F. Shanghai, China. . . . Bury Street, Edmunds, Cambridgeshire.- Herald Tribune. Bury St. Edmunds papers please copy. An eight-year-old boys wants to know why the signs along the cispontine artery say "Riverside Doctor." There are many of the Bury Street, Edmunds school. There are Thos. A. Becket, Sioux Ste. Marie, and O'Henry. CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR We were betrayed for silver and for gold. There will be mornings without end for death, Long evenings of silence in the cold, Sad fastnesses, when neither blood nor breath Disturb our stern integrity of heart. Beneath warm earth, where sleep our ageless dead, We will hold mute communion far apart From all who barter beauty and truth for bread. What things there were to do we have not done, There was a song to sing a road to walk, A hurt to heal, a mouth to kiss again. Now is there little left to do save talk Of this and that, before we march in vain Against the slim and flaming barrel of a gun. S.F.E. San Salvador will have 112,000,000 pounds of coffee for export this year, or enough to furnish 112,000,000 drug stores with one day's supply. FOOTNOTE Lucy was, a little goil Less noted than a bird's-worth But when she shuffed off the coil, The difference to Wordsworth! EUGENIA. Few of us can think of "My Great Wide Beauti- ful world," by Juanita Harrison, without singing, "Oh, you beautiful world, my great wide beautiful world!" It was a direct appeal to those whom Mr. Borah thought were his beloved "people." - Times edi-! torial. "'Whom are you?' he asked for he had gone to night school." Speaking of "swing" music it is old stuff. In! the nineties there was a two-step "The Popular! Swing March." EXCUSE FOR EARLY RISINGl Men lacking zeal would gladly sleep and shirk Until the hour for supping But warm enthusiasm for one's work Accelerates get-upping.i That's why you find m'e polishing my rhymes< By dawning's dim and gray light: "To business that men love they rise betimesf And go to it with daylight." ARTHUR GUITERMAN. ism and all -- and there is even a place saved for him in the cold, log- ical, modern American mind when one is given a chance to forget that Land of Hope and Glory is all that he ever wrote or when four good soloists, and an enthusiastic and well disciplined chorus, played upon by a competent conductor, get their feet on the solid ground of Caractacus. Dr. Earl V. Moore was that con-) ductor last night and his chorus has never sounded better nor has he ever had a finer orchestral back- ground on which to mosaic his music than the Philadelphia Symphony Or- chestra. As for the soloists, their names speak for themselves. Miss Jeannette Vreeland made a beautiful' Eigen, regal enough to have been the king's daughter even had the work been dramatized. Messrs. Paul Alt- house and Julius Huehn were, of course, welcomedsby the audience - the one as an old friend, the other as a rather new star in the. music lovers' firmament. The British Mr. Keith Falkner seemed to be "at home" in his role of the grave but de-. feated leadergofihis home land in the struggle against the Roman in- vasion. His voice is beautiful, rich, and he sings with perfect control: at times closely governed, at times unrestrainedly free.I The music itself is an odd mixture of the commonplace, uninteresting, bombastic, and mediocre, with the thrilling, exciting, and soul-stirring. It was a happy circumstance that caused the last chorus to fall where it did, for it is by all means the most beautiful in the cantata and hence it left a pleasant halo around the whole work. Program Notes By WILLIAM J. LICHTENWANGER FIFTH CONCERT Saturday, May 16, 2:30 p.m. Efrem Zimbalist, Violin; The Philadelphia Orchestra, Leopold Stokowski, Conductor. SYMPHONY No. 1 IN C MINOR (Brahms) -Brahms, who was the chief exponent of nineteenth century Classicism in opposition to the Ro- manticism of Listz and Wagner, was Beethoven's successor in the field of Absolute Music, even as was Wag- ner in the field of Programme Mu- sic. His First Symphony, the writ- ing of which was delayed until Brahms' forty-third year (1876), was hailed by his followers as "the Tenth Symphony" (i.e., of Beethoven). Un- questionably, it is a grand and noble work, one in which Brahms' powers of expression are technically and emotionally at their fullest. Long f criticized, with all of Brahms' work, as being "aloof" and cold and "in- tellectual," it has at last begun to be recognized as the mighty expres- sion of a deep and sincere emotion- a recognition which was slow in coming because of the hypocritical pride taken by Brahms' followers in its alleged "aloofness" and "diffi- culty," and because of Brahms' utter lack of ostentation and avoidance of sensationalism in his music. Tech- nically, Brahms is broader and less restrained than Beethoven in his harmonic idiom and use of form, but in return for this freedom he sac- rifices neither unity nor beauty. CONCERTO IN D MINOR FOR VIOLIN AND ORCHESTRA (Sibel- ius) -It is unfortunate that Sibel- ius is known to many people only for his Finlandia and Valse Triste, for these works, while perfectly good in themselves, are not representative of the entire musical character of' the composer. His seven symphon- ies, with which the Violin Concerto has much in common, are becoming recognized and loved as outstanding works in the modern symphonic lit- erature. The Concerto itself is of a symphonic character, the solo part, although extremely difficult, having more the nature of an obligato than of an accompanied solo. Formally, the work is constructed upon the general lines of a classical concerto, but with great freedom and elastici- ty. SUITE FROM "THE FIRE BIRD"I (Stravinsky).- The Fire Bird, the first work written by Stravinsky for Diaghileff, master of the Russian Ballet, was first performed at thee Paris Opera in 1910. The ballet is! concerned with two characters of Russian folklore; - the "Fire Bird," and "Kastchei," a dark spirit of mixed nature and various forms, who is possessed of immortality. The story tells of a young prince who, fallen into the clutches of the mon- ster, Kastchei, is enabled to over- come him through the aid of the Fire Bird, whom he had once be- friended. The suite, taken from the music of the ballet, consists of an Introduction, Dance of the Fire Bird, Dance of the Princesses, Kastchei's Infernal Dance. Berceuse and Finale.! FRIDAY, MAY 15, 1936 VOL. XLVI No. 159 Notices Student Loans. There will be a meeting of the Loan Committee in Room 2, University Hall, Wednesday afternoon, May 20. Students who have already filed applications for new loans with the Office of the Dean of Students should call there at once to make an appointment to meet the Committee. J. A. Bursley, Chairman Com- mittee on Student Loans. To All Members of the Faculty and Administrative Staff: If it seems cer- tain that any telephones will not be used during the summer months, please notify Mr. Shear in the Busi- ness Office. A saving can be effected if instruments are disconnected for a period of a minimum of three months. Herbert G. Watkins. Seniors, College of Engineering: Any engineering senior who has not paid his class dues by Saturday, May 16, will automatically be left out of the group picture which is to be placed in the hall of the West Engi- neering Bldg. Part of the dues col- lected will be used to finance this picture. The dues are payable to Laurence Halleck, Thomas Jeff eirs, George Frid, Charles Donker, Perci- val Wilson, Robert Merrill, Robert Warner, or Howard Jackson. Trip to Battle Creek for Foreign Students Cancelled: For a number of reasons it has seemed necessary to cancel the plans for a trip to Battle Creek next Saturday. J. Raleigh Nelson, Counselor to Foreign Students. Graduates of the Class of '36: Your Alma Mater desires to keep in touch with you. Please send your future changes of address, as they occur, to the Alumni Catalog Office, Mem- orial Hall, University of Michigan. Lunette Hadley, Director. Notice to all Faculty Members and Officers:hArrangements have been made with the purpose of having in the General Library both forapresent purposes and for future historical value, a file of the portraits of mem- bers of the faculty and University of- ficials. It is highly desirable from the Library's point of view that this file be of portraits in uniform size. Portraits will be made without cost to any faculty member or officer by Messrs. J. F. Rentschler and Son. Members of the faculty are cordially invited to make appointment with Rentschler and Son for the purpose. Any special questions arising with re- spect to the matter may be asked either of the secretary of the Uni- versity, Shirley W. Smith, or the Li- brarian, William W. Bishop. Academic Notices Geology 12: Contrary to previous announcements, there will be a field trip this Saturday, the 16th. Please bring 65 cents in exact change. Economics 172: Rooms for the bluebook on Monday, May 18, 1 p.m.: A-K: Room B, Haven Hall. L-Z: Room C, Haven Hall. Honors In English: Students who intend to apply for admission to the English Honors Course (see p. 107 of the announcement) should leave their names with Mrs. Tenney in 321 An- gell Hall before noon on Saturday, May 16. Concert May Festival Programs. The pro- grams for the May Festival concerts, subject to any necessary changes, are announced as follows: Friday afternoon, 2:30. Phildelphia Orchestra, Young People's Festival Chorus. Harold Bauer, pianist. Saul Caston and Earl V. Moore, conductors. Overture to "Russian and Ludmilla" - Glinka "Children at Bethlehem".....Pierne Concerto No. 5 in E flat for Piano and Orchestra ...Beethoven Harold Bauer Friday evening, 8:30. The Phila- delphia Orchestra. Lily Pons, so- prano.. Charles O'Connell and Saul Caston, conductors. Oveture to "Marriage of Figaro --Mozart Arias from "Magic Flute" . ..Mozart "Pamina's Air" "Queen of the Night" Lily Pons Symphony No. 1 in C. Major, Op. 21 - Beethoven Canope ....................Debussy Minstrels....n.'.....kDebussy Aria, "Bell Song" from "Lakme" - Delibes Miss Pons Chorale and Fugue .......Zemachsen Saturday afternoon, 2:30. Phila- delphia Orchestra. Efrem Zimbalist, violinist. Leopold Stokowski, con- ductor. Symphony No. 1 in C minor . .Brahms Concerto in D minor for Violin and Orchestra .............Sibelius The Fire-Bird .......... Stravinsky Introduction The Fire Bird and Her Dance Dance of the Princesses Kastchei's Infernal Dance Berceuse Finale Saturday evening, 8:30. Philadel- phia Orchestra; University Choral Union, Earl V. Moore, conductor. Soloists: Jeanette Vreeland, Rose Bampton, Giovanni Martinelli, Keith Faulkner and Palmer Christian. The "Manzoni Requiem" for solo, chorus, orchestra and organ, by Verdi. Tickets on sale at the School of Music office, Maynard Street. Begin- ning Wednesday morning May 13, the Box office will be moved to Hill Auditorium. Exhibition Exhibit of Sung Pottery: Atten- tion of students in Fine Arts 192 and 204 and of others interested is called to the exhibit now showing in the cases at the entrance to the Library of the School of Architecture. Events Of Today Physical Educaion for Women: Tests in Archery, Golf and Tennis will be given today from 2 to 4 p.m. on Palmer Field. All students wishing to take these tests should sign with the matron at the desk of the Women's Athletic Building. Merit System Committee will meet today at 4:15 p.m. in the League, Room to be posted. Everyone must be present. Crop and Saddle: There will not be a ride today because of the May Festival. Coming Events Romance Journal Club: The last meeting of the year will take place Tuesday, May 19, at 4:15 p.m., Room 108, R. L. Prof. Rene Talamon will talk on "Racine et le Temps," and Prof. Warner F. Patterson will dis- cuss some recent books. Graduate studentA are cordially invited. Deutscher Zirkel: The last meeting for the semester will be held Tues- day, May 19, at 4:15 p.m. in the University High School auditorium. At this meeting members of the Zir- kel will present a one-act play in German. The general public and students interested in German are invited to attend. Phi Eta Sigma, freshman honorary fraternity, will hold a meeting and dinner Sunday at 6:30 n.m. in the ART Seventh Annual Exhibition of Sculpture I THE fine arts department of the University, in connection with its Seventh Annual Exhibition of Sculpture, has placed on show in the Concourse of the League, examples of work done by students of Prof. Avard T. Fairbanks. The entire exhibit is a tribute to Professor Fairbanks' ability to instill! in his students the understanding which has enabled him to do the fine work for which he has become noted. Every artist represented in the exhbit shows genuine talent ,and to Profes-j sor Fairbanks must go credit for their fine showing. The exhibition covers a wide va- riety of subjects, and the mediums used are also varied. The most un- fortunate phase of the group is the use of color, which in some cases serves to completely destroy beau- ty of the work which it covers. An outstanding example of this fault is the "Portrait of Miss Thelma Bailey," by Harry R. Bethke. The garden-fur- niture paint used gives Miss Bailey an appearance of being very ill. Oth- er work by Bethke in the exhibit is; unmarred, however, by poor taste in the selection of color His "Prayer" is a figure of great dignity and strength, modeled so as to give an impression of grace as well as power. The composition of 'the figure is ex- cellent, every line following the curve of the body, and all directed towards the head as their focal point. One of the finest figures in the group is Kathryn Ransom's "The Chance." Of all the work shown, this has the most of that dynamic quality of living motion which is so rare in work by younger artists. The impression given by the figure is not, it is true, one of actual motion. Rather, it represents a moment of rest between two motions with the figure still tense. This is somewhat in the style of the pose originated by Myron in his "Discobulus," and its use seems almost to change the figure to vivid life. Music and the visual arts always become each other, and Ernest Wakefield's "Startled Nymph" might well be set to music.. There is in the slender, graceful figure a fluidity of motion and lightness of modeling which has a definite rhythm. In a heavier vein is "Derelict," by Michael Switzer. The bowed figure, which is done in careful detail, conveys very I I 4 I