THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY, JANUARY 26, 1936 I 1 THE MICHIGAN DAILY O -, - L Publisned every morning except Monday during the UniversityyeavrandSummer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper. All rights of republication of all other matter herein also reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor. Michigan as second class snail matter. Subscriptions during regular school year by carrier, $4.00; by mall, $4.50. Representatives: National Advertising Service, Inc., 420 Madison Ave., New York City; 400 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Ill. EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT Telephone 4925, BOARD OF EDITORS MANAGING EDITOR .............THOMAS H. KLEENE ASSOCIATE EDITOR..............JOHN J. FLAHERTY ASSOCIATE EDITOR..............THOMAS E. GROEHN Dorothy S. Gies Josephine T. McLean William R. Reed DEPARTMENTAL BOARDS eublication Department: Thomas H. Kleene, Chairman; Clinton B. Conger, Richard G .Hershey, Ralph W. Hurd, Fred Warner Neal, Bernard Weissman. Reportorial Department: Thomas E. Groehn, Chairman; Slsie A. Pierce, Guy M. Whipple, Jr. Editorial Department: John J. Flaherty, Chairman; Robert A. Cummins, Marshall D. Shulman. Sports Department: William R. Reed, Chairman; George Andros, Fred Buesser, Fred DeLano, Raymond Good- man. Women's Departmen,,: Josephine T. McLean, Chairman; Dorothy Briscoe, Josephine M. Cavanagh, Florence H. Davies, Maric T. Holden, Charlotte D. Rueger, Jewel W. Wuerfel. BUSINESS DEPARTMENT Telephone 2-1214 BUSINESS MANAGER ..........GEORGE H. ATHERTON CREDIT MANAGER ............. JOSEPH A. ROTHBARD WOMEN'S BUSINESS MANAGER ....MARGARET COWIE WOMEN'S SERVICE MANAGER ...ELIZABETH SIMONDS DEPARTMENTAL MANAGERS Local Advertising, William Barndt Service Department, Willis Tomlinson; Contracts, Stanley Joffe; Accounts, Edward Wohlgemuth; Circulation and National Adver- tising, John Park; Classified Advertising and Publica- tions, Lyman Bittman. NIGHT EDITOR: RALPH W. HURD A New English Course HE ADVENT of "Contemporary" has again made clear the need of a new type of English course in the University cur- riculum. This excellent magazine, through no fault of the editors, contains articles written only by a limited group of upperclassmen. A glance through it will serve to show that the student body has little interest in writing for it. One good reason for this fault is, perhaps, that the student body has not been sufficiently well educated in contemporary American literature, and so might well benefit from a new course en- titled "Current Events in American Literature." We have a number of courses which make a study of "modern American literature," but these stop short of the goal. Radical changes have occurred since 1914, when, according to Carl Van- Doren, the newest school of writing made its ap- pearance. These courses do not enable the aver- age student to understand the poetry printed in "Contemporary." Instead of making modern lit- erature an unending parade, passing before our eyes, a carnival of new styles and ideas, they picture it as something static, something to be dis- sected, rather than observed. The new course would study magazines and newspapers, as well as books. It would enable the average student to understand and appreciate new and living ideas, and so to take an active part in their development. The Oil Santions - ... NOW THAT the League of Nations Ss IbCouncil is meeting ostensibly to dis- cuss the problems of the oil sanctions, someone ought to tell them that their best move now would be to hire a professional rain-maker - per- haps the famed J. Pluvius Aspinwall of the movie, "In Old Kentucky." ' Then, by sending him to Ethiopia, disguised as just another war correspondent, they could have him wreak his havoc with the Ethiopian plains and mountains, until he achieved his pur- pose of bringing on the rainy season early. The countryside would be deluged, and the Fascist planes grounded, their artillery and tanks mired in the mud - and Premier Mussolini would have to withdraw as gracefully as possible without candidly admitting that his expedition was a fail- ure. Then, when he is down for the count, so to speak, the League Council could rise up in righteous indignation, and chastise "Little Caesar" Musso- lini without benefit of a general European war. Just at present Mussolini is in a bad way, not- withstanding the fact that the sanctionist nations seem to be so coNA ed by his threats that they have banded together in a mutual assistance pact. His troops have not scored even moderate military success, in spite of the fact that the Italian press bureaus are only too willing to send out dispatches transforming minor skirmishes into important1 battles. In fact-his troops have even been de- feated at times by the elusive Ethiopians. His re- sources are rapidly dwindling, and the Italian people are becoming tired of pouring money into the war chest only to have the war drag on and on without any encouraging news. There is noth- ing that will make a government more unpopular than an unsuccessful war. If the il sanctions were applied Mussolini would tionist nations. The oil sanctions might prove disastrous to him, but he would drag down the rest of Europe with him by involving them in a war. The League Council can't be blamed for wanting to put off the evil day of passing the oil sanctions in the hope that Mussolini will hang himself with his own rope, or at least get drowned in his own de- luge. As Others See It Michigan Vs. Notre Dame (From Detroit Saturday Night) W7E MOST HEARTILY commend the Michigan Daily on its efforts to bring about a football alliance between Michigan and Notre Dame. For years these two teams have been the leaders in this section of the country, Michigan dominating the Western Conference, and Notre Dame, through a more extensive schedule, dominating the country. The fact that each has had, and will continue to have, its ups and downs takes nothing from the importance of their meeting. Over a stretch of years, Michigan and Notre Dame will be two of the best teams in the country and occasionally they will be the two best in the same season. As long as football is to be conducted on the 'present basis of public entertainment, it seems sensible to book the best possible attractions, pro- viding they measure up to reasonable standards of scholastic ability and athletic eligibility. Mr. Yost has said that his reason for not scheduling Notre Dame was that her standards were not those of the Western Conference. We think this is mere quibbling. There is so much difference in the scholastic standards of the various "Big Ten" colleges that if Michigan insisted on an absolute parity, she would find herself confined to intra- mural sport. Michigan meets some teams whose eligibility and scholastic requirements are lower than hers and a few whose scholastic requirements are even more rigid. Whether the Notre Dame code is the same as the Western Conference code in text, or not, it is close enough in substance to warrant Michigan's booking a game. We believe that the Michigan-Notre Dame game if given an advantageous date on the schedule would soon become the high spot on the country's football program. Victories should be equitably distributed and whatever the previous records of the two teams in a given season, the intense rivalry would make the battle an important and thrilling one.- Michigan And Notre Dame (From the South Bend< News-Times) NOTHING COULD BE more gratifying than yesterday's news to the effect that the "Mich- igan Daily," official University of Michigan student newspaper, has launched a campaign for the re- sumption of football relations with Notre Dame. The reply of the Rev. Hugh O'Donnell, C.S.C., vice president of Notre Dame and chairman of the faculty board of athletic control, who says that the University of Notre Dame is glad this move- ment has been launched, stresses the fact that the desire of the two schools is mutual. The people of South Bend as well as all Notre Dame followers will be happy when, as Father O'Donnell intimates, the matter will be presented to the Notre Dame athletic board for consideration. It strikes us as a fine thing that the alumni and students of two great universities should, of their own volition, urge athletic relations between their respective schools. It is a manifestation of splendid sportsmanship which is, after all, the real objective of intercollegiate athletics. If Notre Dame and Michigan can find it possible to enter into an agreement whereby these institutions of higher learning meet each other on the football field every autumn, it will create between the institutions a wholesome spirit of rivalry which is based on friendship - a rivalry which will make for warm cordiality and sincere respect for each other. There is, too, something of sentiment in this affair, for older Notre Dame alumni do not forget that the first intercollegiate football game Notre Dame ever played was with the team representing the University of Michigan. This was in 1887, and among those who attended the "old-timers reunion" held at Notre Dame recently, were men who participated in that game. As the story goes, Michigan came to Notre Dame the day before the game and practiced with the newly organized Notre Dame team. The next day, when the regular game was played, Michigan won by a score of 8 to 0. The position held by the University of Michigan in intercollegiate athletics has always been outstanding. Fielding H. Yost, Michigan's athletic director and desrving to be called the dean of American coaches, is one of the great figures of football history. It will indeed, be a splendid thing if in the not far distant future Michigan and Notre Dame again meet on the gridiron. Back To The Family (From the Columbia Missourian) COMMUNISTIC RUSSIA, report Moscow corre- spondents of American newspapers, is swing- ing back to the ideals of a state founded on sound family life. This face-about attitude of the gov- ernment is said to be complete, and the warm smile of Dictator Stalin is pictured often these days in the Soviet press as a doting father. "If the Great Stalin can be happy as a fam- ily man, the rest of the nation can be likewise - that is the idea," writes one trained observer. Thus Communistic Russia apparently has learned she cannot afford to discard the corner- stone of her progress. The social progress of all history can be traced directly or indirectly to the place of the family in the state, and the Russian about-face is sig- nificant for its recognition of a basic need. To nrevent the overcrowding of the lexan nro- i The Conning Tower SUN BURST I saw among the rainy hills of spring, Breaking the wrack, a burst of sun which came Over the valleys fledged with silver flame And shed down laughter from his lament wing To make the quick brooks leap, the brute rocks ring; And exultation past all bound or name Beat in my heart and shook its fleshy frame With a lost rapture men no longer sing; For so the hills were crowned in ancient days In regions nigh to tall Olympus's base, And daring watchers of the secret ways Might chance to look on hidden pagentry, Or meet Apollo with his mirthful face When jocund gods passed luminously by. -PERRY. Day before yesterday a lady resident of a cer- tain mansion in the national capital, who is writing about her day in an evening newspaper, spoke unspecifically of "a man who was Works Progress Administrator in the State of Arkansas,' of his funeral, "held in a building which he had built," and of "a rural community, which he had planned for the sharecroppers." All that we didn't object to, because we could find out who, what building, and what rural community. But she ended her diary: "I had a most delightful time catching up on long-hand letters and even reading a volume of poems which a friend had sent me." Well, Mrs. Roosevelt, one of our major interests is poetry; and we are 51 per cent agog to know what friend sent you what volume of poems. Our acquaintance with the late Theodore C. Wallen was brief, we regret to say. But in Hart- ford, whenever we met somebody, the inevitable remark was "You're on Ted Wallen's paper, aren't you?" "Here is this new desensitizer," said Defeatist Dan, "and it is just my tough luck that I don't need any dental work done." THE LAST VOYAGE Rudyard Kipling, January 17 George V, January 20 The year was new and the night war dark, And pitiful was the weather, When England's King and England's bard Drew up anchor together. "Now heave, my liege and set your sail, As well you know how to do, And I've a chanty kept till now, And it will sing us through." "Full well you sang before, my friend, As all my kingdom know. No man could raise me a loyaler song To cheer me as I go. Purple and gold our old ship launched- Stripped to the decks we leave her. But never a word of yours or mine' Did weaken or soil or grieve her." "Then up sail, sire, and set your course, I'm here beside you singing. Now at last shall fill your heart Bugles of England, ringing!" Proud through the calm, strong through the storm, (Ah, but they'd seen rough weather!) They nailed her colors to the mast, And sailed from their England together.} -JOSEPHINE DASKAM BACON. It is an ever-receding goal, that of the vaca- tion that comes because the schoolhouse has burned down. Last Sunday we thought that we might be snowbound, with not even the telephone working to warn the boss and the public. But the road, dimly seen through the mists of the wind- shield, was passable. Now the elevator, strike looms as a possible excuse for a holiday. But all that will happen, at best, is that we'll walk up to the eleventh floor, and frequently to and from the fourth-floor-composing room. It seems that the Nye Committee needs about $9,000 more in order to continue the investigation of munition makers. That is a small sum to a rich man. Now if Mr. J. P. Morgan had a sharp sense of satire- "WINDS OF THE WORLDS" Sir: Dont believe it. I did not miscredit lines of Labouchere through Kipling. What I said was that Kipling reported the words of, quote "The North Wind and the South Wind, the East Wind and the West Wind," unquote, to answer the ques- tion, "What Is the Flag of England?" I didn't recite anybody's poetry. I could not have done so because I never have broken the vow never to recite again, which I made the day the substitute teacher in grade 3, of the Mil- waukee Public School, induced me to recite be- fore the whole class the poem which began: The boy engineer was the jest of the road, j Scarcely a man of us knew him by nane. Though superintendent partiality showed In his promotion, but we knew he was game. -AND I have never, never, never (and I dont mean hardly ever) recited poetry since I stumbled through the last line and failed to remember the beginning of the next stanza, only because of the gurgling sounds emitted by my classmates. So I did not even quote Kipling's "The English Flag." But I do believe that the poem defines the min- strel of empire more clearly than any other. BRYCE OLIVER. The investigation of the Daily Worker by the District Attorney gives us so sharp a pain that we yell for the new desensitizer. It seems to us that the Daily Worker is often dull, violently partisan, and one-sidedly unfair. If every dull, partisan. and unfair newspaper that cried "Ouch!" when the freedom of the nrP..,fmwAe hrogfnti nama Washington Off The Record By SIGRID ARNE JOHN J. O'BRIEN, handsome sec- retary to Sen. A. H. Moore, of New Jersey, bears no ill feeling for New York's Jimmy Walker but he wishes Walker would stay in Europe. Reason: O'Brien looks so much like Walker that his trips to New York are a misery. While Walker was in Europe O'Brien's troubles dropped away. Few people asked him for autographs or jobs. But now that Walker's back they're at it again. THE PLIGHT of a penniless Negro bothered Rep. Wesley Disney, of Oklahoma. He decided to get the man at least awarm pair of socks. "What size do you wear?" asked Disney. "Dunno," said the Negro, "Does they come in sizes?" "Certainly," said Disney. "How do you usually buy them?" "I just ass for 'em," was the an- swer, "and sometimes they feels good and sometimes they don't." Sen. Peter Norbeck of South Dakota, who calls himself a "The- odore Roosevelt Republican," has a large stock of "T. R." jokes on which he draws occasionally. To illustrate the current fears ex- pressed on all sides he tells about the time someone asked "T.R." if he believed in ghosts. "No, indeed," said the late pres- ident, "but I'm afraid of them." C APITOLISMS : Sen. Joseph C. O'Mahoney, of Wyoming, points out that he was born to represent his great, cattle- growing state. In Gaelic his name means "the great steer of the plains." No matter what dress she wears, Alice Roosevelt Longworth never ap- pears without a huge, old-fashioned tapestry bag tucked under her left arm. Just one of Washington's hurdy- gurdy men is left. He gets a shower of nickels when he plays "East Side West Side" outside the House office building. On every day of the year except one Rep. Otha D. Wearin, of Iowa, wears a red neck tie. St. Patrick's Day is the exception. IN THE LIVING ROOM of the home of Attorney General Cummings is a collection of New Dealer's auto- graphed pictures which, in part, forms mute testimony of the rapid rise and fall of careers here in the last twd years. Among them hangs a picture of the late Senator Thomas J. Walsh of Montana. Walsh was slated, before DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN Publication in the Buaetinacoy-tIVctiVC noice to all rnemb'r4 of th. University. Copy received at the office of the Assistant to the President until 3:30, 11:00 a.m. on Saturday (Continued from Page 31 ture on the subject "Rome of Yes- terday and Today: The Aqueducts" (illustrated by stereoptician), Thurs- day, February 20, at 4:15 p.m. in the Natural Science Auditorium. The public is cordially invited. Concerts Oragn Recital: Palmer Christian, University organist, will play the following program Wednesday, Jan- uary 29, at 4:15 p.m. in Hill Audi- torium to which the general public, with the exception of small children, is invited. Chorale Prelude on the Hymn-tune, "Rejoice, Ye Pure in Heart" ...... Sowerby Vermeland (transcribed for organ by Warren Allen) ............ Hanson Sonata No. 1............. James Andante con tranquillita, Allegro con brio, Molto meno mosso, Allegro con brio Andante cantabile Finale (Toccata on a melody from the Geistliche Kirchengesang known as "Ye Watchers and Ye Holy Ones") Suite: "A Chinese Garden (MS)... . DeLamarter Nocturne The Fountainj Legend Prelude on the Gospel Song by George F. Root, "The Shining Shore".... Barnes Toccata on a Gregorian Theme (Symphony 1) ...........Barnes Graduation Recital: Frances Dell, Grand Blanc, Michigan, a senior in the Piano Department of the School of Music, will present the following graduation program, Tuesday eve- ning, January 28, at 8:15 oclock, in the School of Music Auditorium, to which the general public, with the exception of small chidren, is invited without admission charge. Prelude and Fugue in A Minor..... . Bach-Liszt Sonta, Op. 7 - Allegro molto Largo Allegro Rondo Abegg Variations ........Schumann Intermezzo, Op. 117 .......Brahms Etude in F Major .........Chopin Pour le Piano ............ Debussy Prelude Sarabande Toccata Events Of Today Stalker Hall: 12 noon, Class led by Mr. L. L. Finch on "Was Jesus Religious?" 6 p.m., Wesleyan Guild meeting. Mr. L. L. Finch will speak on "Build- ing the Christian Life." 7 p.m., Fellowship Hour and Sup- per. First Methodist Church: Dr. C. W. Brashares will preach on "How Discipline Your Life?" at 10:45 a.m. First Baptist Church: 10:45 a.m., Mr. Sayles will speak on "Durable Satisfactions." Church school meets at 9:30. Dr. Waterman's class meets at 9:45 in Guild House. Young people meet at 7:00 in church parlors. Roger Williams Guild, 503 E. Huron street. Noon Class. Forty minutes. Mr. Chapman. 6:00 p.m., Rev. H. O. Yoder, Min- ister Trinity Lutheran Church and Lutheran Student Pastor, will talk to students on "Why I am a Chris- tian." After the address eats will be served during a social hour. Congregational Church: 10:30 Service of Worship with ser- mon by Mr. Heaps. Subject, "A Por- trait of St. Paul as a Teacher." Last in the series. Special music under the direction of Thor Johnson. 6:00 p.m., Student Fellowship meet- ing. Following the supper, Miss Wil- ma Lester will speak on "An Ameri- can Student views the Orient." First Presbyterian Church: At the aMsonic Temple,327 South Fourth Street. Ministers, William P. Lemon and Norman W. Kunkel. 9:45 a.m., Prof. Bennett Weaver speaks to the Westminster Forum, subject, "Literature and the Abun- dant Life." 10:45 a.m., Dr. Lemon preaches, subject, "The Cure of Souls." 5:00 p.m., Mr. Kunkel speaks to the Westminster Guild, subject, "A Historical Approach to Christianity." 5:30 p.m., Social hour with cost supper. 6:30sp.m., Westminster Guild meet- ing, Dorothy Shapland, leader. Re- ports of the five o'clock meeting will be presented and discussed. There will be no social meetings following the regular meeting for the next two Sundays. Harris Hall: Regular student meeting in Harris Hall this evening at seven o'clock. The Reverend Henry Lewis will speak .on, "Personal Equipment for Marriage." 411 mefilnf-c and f+hair +-innrl ar Communion; 9:30 a. m. Church School; 11:00 a.m. Kindergarten; 11:00 a.m. Memorial Service for King George of England, Morning Prayer and Sermon by The Reverend Ed- mund H. Fellowes, Canon of St. George's Chapel, Windsor, England. Trinity Lutheran Church: 9:15 a.m., Church School. 10:30 a.m., Church worship. Sermon, "Joy in Spite of Suffering" by the pastor. Lutheran Student Club will meet in ion Lutheran Parish Hall at 5:30. Dr. Edward Blakeman will speak to the Club. Zion Lutheran Church. 9:00 a.m., Church School. 10:30 a.m., Church Worship. Sermon by the pastor on "Faith Firmly Estab- lished." 5:30 p.m., Lutheran Student Club, social hour. 6:30 p.m., Forum hour. Speaker, Dr. Edward Blake- man, Counselor of Religion. Lutheran Student Club will hold its last meeting of the semester this evening in the parish hall of the Zion Lutheran Church on East Washing- ton Street. The program will follow supper at 6 o'clock. Mech and Aero. Divisions of A. S. M. E.: The Michiganensian picture of the combined groups of the A.S.M.E. will be taken at Spedding's studio at 12 o'clock noon Sunday, Jan. 26. Scalp and Blade semi-annual din- ner at the Union at 6 p.m. Professor A. D. Moore will speak. All members are urged to be present. Room will be posted. Varsity Glee Club: Very important rehearsal and business meeting at 4:30 p.m. Every member must be present. Coming Events Acolytes will hold their last meeting of the semester Monday, Jan. 27, 7:30 p.m., in Room 202 South Wing. Pro- fessor G. Y. Rainich, of the Mathe- matics Department, will present a paper, "A Mathematician Philosophi- zes." All members are urged to at- tend this meeting. Luncheon for Graduate Studentg: Wednesday, Jan. 29, 12:00 noon in the Russian Tea Room of the Mih- igan League Building. Professor Burke Shartel of the Law School will speak informally on "The Supreme Court and Recent Legislation." Phi Eta Sigma Picture - All active members of Phi Eta Sigma, freshman honorary fraternity, will have their picture taken at 5 p.m. Wednesday, January 29, Dey Studio on State Street. Please be on time. Wear a dark suit. 'Ensian business and editorial staff try-outs will please meet at Rent- schler's Studio at 4:30 Monday for the group picture. Michiganensian business staff will meet at 4:00 on Monday instead of 4:15. Frosh Frolic Committee: Important meeting Monday, January 27, 7:30 p.m., Michigan Union. Bookshelf and Stage Section of the Faculty Women's Club will meet Tuesday January 28, 2:45 p.m. at the home of Mrs. Emory W. Sink, 1546 Packard Street. Monday Evening Drama Section of the Faculty Woman's Club Will meet Monday, Jan.i27, 7:45 p.m., third floor of the Michigan Union. Mem- bers may bring guests." Michigan Dames Homemaking Group will meet at the home of Mrs. Clifford Kiehn, 712 E. Ann Street, at 8 o'clock Tuesday evening, January 28. The topic will be "The Proper Use of Cosmetics." . Wives of all students and internes are cordially invited to attend this meeting. Sigma Delta Chi will hold a regu- lar dinner meeting at 6:15 p.m. Tues- day in the Union. Speaker of the evening will be Mr. Philip Adler, traveling correspondent for the De- troit News, who will discuss his re- cent experiences. - First Regimental Band rehearsal will be held Monday evening at 7:30 p.m. There will be election of officers at this time. Sphinx, Junior Men's Honorary So- ciety: Pictures will be taken at 3 p.m. this afternoon. All members are urged to come. Business Grows Better While Education Slumps WASHINGTON, D. C., an. 25.--(P) While business shows marked im- provement, educational conditions throughout the country have been growinghsteadily worse, according to a recent government survey. TTnitw4 SA-atC n fAinP f t nna~tnn his sudden death, to hold the Cummings now fills. post THE SCREEN AT THE MAJESTIC "KING OF BURLESQUE" A Fox picture with Warner Baxter, Alice Faye, Jack Oakie, Arline Judge, Mona Barrie, Gregory Ratoff, Dixie Dun- bar, Fats Waller, Nick Long, Jr., and Kenny Baker. Jack Oakie's faces, Dixie Dunbar's dancing, Alice Faye's singing, Warner Baxter's steady performance, and Ar- line Judge's leap year act feature King of Burlesque, the latest of the all-star musical extravaganzas. The story isn't' very new but 'its importance is min- imized by the excellence of the dia- logue and the musical numbers. The show really belongs to Oakie since he has opportunity to twist his face as only he can, and is also blessed with unusually good lines which fit his talent perfectly. There are a number of good songs, headed by "Lovely Lady," "I'm Shooting High," and "Whose Big Baby Are You." Choruses are above the ordi- nary as are the dances, sets, and photography. The story tells of the ambitions and life of Baxter, king of the pro- ducers of burlesque shows, who rises, from Fourteenth Street to Broadway and a series of musical shows which are smash hits. In all of the shows Alice Faye is the star and Oakie the general manager. Baxter's desire for "class" blinds him to the fact that he really loves Alice and so he jumps at an opportunity to marry a Park Avenue widow who has designs on his bankroll. She tries to put her ideas in his shows and of course they flop, and Baxter goes broke. Wifie then leaves with her secret boyfriend and ex-husband heads for a saloon to forget itaall, but Alice returnsat this time and with the aid of the money she has saved finances a come- back show which is the biggest hit of them all. Most of the characters in the latter are former members of the office staff of the Baxter organi- zation. A triple wedding seems imminent as the picture ends, with Baxter and Faye reconciled; Oakie finally caught by Arline Judge; and a couple mem- bers of the cast making it complete. The short subjects include the lat- FI