TH E MICHIGAN DA ILY FRIDAY, JANv~UR 24, 1938 Ir U MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper. All rights of republication of all other matter herein also reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor. Michigan as second class mail matter. Subscriptions during regular school year by carrier, $4.00; by mail, $4.50. 1Representatives: National Advertising Service Inc., 420 Madison Ave., New York City; 400 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Ill. EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT Telephone 4925 BOARD OF EDITORS MVANAGING EDITOR ..............THOMAS H. KLEENE ASSOQIATE EDITOR ................JOHN J. FLAHERTY ASSOCIATE EDITOR...............THOMAS E. GROEHN Dorothy S. Gies Josephine T. McLean William R. Reed DEPARTMENTAL BOARDS Publication Department: Thomas H. Kleene, Chairman; Clinton $. Cnier,. Richard G. Hershey, Ralph W. Hurd, Fred Warner Neal, Bernard Weissman. 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NIGHT EDITOR: FRED WARNER NEAL Like A Horse Race*..., WITH THE GENERAL AIR of appre- hension that exists on the campus immediately preceding final examinations we are again faced with the problem of what courses to elect for the ensuing semester. With this problem it is forcibly attracted to our attention that in the majority of sophomore and freshman prerequisite courses offered in the lit- erary college choosing an instructor is very similar to betting on horse races, only not quite as certain. Whether or not this situation is deliberately planned or is just a lack of foresight is not known. The daily racing form lists not only the name of the horses running in any particular race, but it also lists the names of the jockeys, imposts and the past records of the horses. The additional catalogue of the University, which lists the courses offered to aspiring literary students, has very little to say about the instructors of the aforementioned courses, the jockeys. To be specific, in Zoology I the instructors for 12 sections in the first semester and 10 in the second are given as "Hann and staff." Of 15 sections the first semester and nine in the second for Psychology 31, not one member of the staff is named. The problem is obvious. Because of the omis- sion of the names of the instructors, a student is given no chance to select one whom he feels will be able to give him the most out of the course. If the daily racing form presents all the available data for those who wish to beat the ponies, isn't it reasonable to expect the University to print all the available data on courses designed to aid us in 2eading a richer and fuller life? The political science department lists the name of the instruc- .or for every course and every section. Other de- ;artments should be required to do likewise. Oh, well, a 10 o'clock section in Psych will suit the to a T, and I almost forgot Head Play in the sixth at Santa Anita ought to worth two bucks. Dangerous Alliances. .. DOROTHY THOMPSON said in an interview that a World war was "out of the question today" because of the present diplomatic situation, meaning that there were no alliances or at least no powerful alliances, in exist- ence. However, her statement was made one day too soon. Five powers have reached an agreement to resist an attack against Italy. No one doubts the danger of having any pacts such as that formed by Great Britain, France, Tur- key, Greece, and Yugoslavia. The existence of such alliances had a great part in bringing on the war of 1914, and if they again become prevalent in Eu- rope will unquestionably do their part to precipi- tate another catastrophe. The trouble with such alliances is not the fact that they are defensive alliances, but in the inter- pretation placed on the word "defensive." Ac- cording to the Mutual Assistance Pact, the five powers will pool their armaments against Mus- solfihi only if he strikes a blow at the British fleet. Here lies the trouble. Just exactly what is a "blow?" That term is not defined, and if these same five powers sud- denly decide that Italy is endangering the markets or the economic independence of the several na- Japan Ard Her Teal-hers... . .1JHAT HAD BEEN FEARED would be the result of granting independ- dence to the Philippines seems quite likely to materialize in the light of Japan's recent policy which is averse to any pact guaranteeing the inde- pendence of the islands. In a statement by one of the spokesmen of that government upon future Japanese and Phil- ippine relations it was revealed that "The Japa- nese government renounces the idea of great powers concluding agreements guaranteeing the freedom, integrity or neutrality of another nation." With almost the same camouflage of words Japan was against any pact which would guar- antee Chinese territorial integrity adding that "Such agreements are humiliating to the nation they are supposed to benefit," and stating that the Nine-Power Treaty of 1922 relegated China to a "humiliating semi-colonial status." Assuming this attitude the Japanese seem to consider themselves the protector of all nations which are "humiliated" by other powers. It would be decidedly unfortunate if Japan's agressive for- eign policy were directed against the Philippines which are still in the preparatory stage before obtaining complete independence. It seems likely if such action were taken the Pacific waters would no longer maintain their calm serenity, but the United States, it seems to us, would not stand idly by. Neither would other nations who are involved with Pacific possessions allow Japan to protect "humiliated" nations. It is a situation that is loaded with dynamite, but the Western Powers brought it on themselves. Japan has proved too apt a pupil in the school of international robbery. It is now time for teacher to decide what to do. THE FOURUM) Letters published in this column should not be construed as expressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. Anonymous contributions will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked to be brief, the editors reserving the right to condense all letters of over 300 words and to accept or reject letters upon the criteria of general editorial importance and interest to the campus. Theatre Conduct To the Editor: In response to the letter on Campus ut-ups re- cently printed, I would like to offer the following theories in justification of the "theatre conduct" of these inveterate hellions: 1. - After having paid fifteen cents (and some- times even twenty-five) to see a picture, which, as it turns out, neither tells a good story, reveals hu- man character, or offers good entertainment, then the Cut-up feels justified in compensatirg for the frustration of his desire for amusement by produc- ing loud noises, cheers, boos, clapping, whistling, horse-laughs, spook-laughs, and wise-cracks. 2. --A desire for recognition, unsatisfied by fra- ternity memberships, raccoon coats, and Phi Beta Kappa keys, leads the Cut-up to express himself and gain superiority as best he can. The inflation of the ego which ensues when the poor, suppressed Cut-up finds himself competing with the world's finest actors, actresses, comedians and musicians is a tremendous stimulus to a personality beset by inferiority feelings. Psychiatrists are rapidly com- ing around to this point of view. 3. - Finally, the Cut-up cannot withstand the continuous assaults on mind and spirit which he is forced to suffer while viewing such eminent pro- ductions as Miss Temple's latest tear-jerker. The advertisements speak truly: "Your heart will do strange things, Your throat will misbehave, When Shirley dances and sings And does her best to be brave!" The emotional strain is too great and the Cut-up must burst forth into tears, cheers, or jeers. Con- ditioned as he has been to suppress the first, he must perforce indulge in the last. It is a defense mechanism which cannot and shall not be denied. Pardon an old man's musings, but we recall the early days of vaudeville when the audience, con- fronted by an impossible performance, had but to cry in defense of its sanity, "Give 'im the hook" and the desired satisfaction was received. Imme- diately a long, slender pole with a curved iron implement on one end would appear mysteriously from the wings and drag the unfortunate perform- er from the stage. Robbed by advancing civiliza- tion of such crude methods of social control, we have naught left but the antics so childishly in- dulged in by the Campus Cut-ups. Are these also to go? "Shoot if you must this old grey head, But spare my defense mechanism," she said. Fellow Campus Cut-ups, we must organize! Our psychological liberties are at stake. -Phil Wicklund, '37 Contemporary To the Editor: As regards the review of Contemporary in Wed- nesday's Daily, I would like to say that I agree heartily with Professor Jones. The second issue of the magazine is certainly not my idea of light entertainment. I feel that a publication supposed- ly representing the student body should at least represent material capable of interesting and being understood by the average student. As it stands, the magazine in no way represents the undergrad- uate students, but rather the graduates and even the faculty. The average student, having listened to lectures all day, can scarcely be expected to devote himself to the study of Mark Twain, T. S. Elliot, and the like for relaxation and enjoyment. After all, Mark Twain can scarcely be called Con- temporary; in point of fact, he has been dead fif- teen years. Personally, I should contribute my whole-hearted support to a magazine devoted predominatefy to The Conning Tower Threat Against Heaven They say no moon can rise on lovers there, No darkness penetrate the gates of light, They say the days are coloured monotone, And angels abrogate the tick of time. It must be nearest to that clammy dream Foretold by prophets in their ecstasy - Rendered as holy writ and clairvoyance - Wherein all flesh is sweated from the soul, And bones are undesigned and blasphemous. The stale immortals languish in such glow, All songs are made of milk and ominous honey, Depend, my love, it is no precious shed; I'd sooner we inherit worms and let Peace, unprotested, justify our clay And goodly skeletons. The ease of grace Extends towards undefiled urbacity, And clement pastures, sick for heckling rain, And saint installed in the community Asserverating 'this is kingdom come, Henceforth perfection is inevitable.' The day will be when, warning thrust aside, Our hour will crash upon us and strike us down, Oh unelected that we are! We go Back to sweet eath to find the grave abhorred Less deadly than that stringent paradise Couched in the loud salvation of the Lord. CONSUELO IVES We wonder whether it wasn't Kipling who was responsible, among the many phrases of his that are incorporated in the language - phrases often used by those who no longer quote them as Kipling's, even by those who may never have read a word of Kipling --for Hun, as applicable to the German in the World War. It occurred in a poem beginning "For all we have and are" and the memorable line -we shall never forget the night the poem was cabled to The Tribune - was "The Hun is at the gate." It may mean little that for twenty years or so Kipling was the most parodied of poets writing in English. And he achieved the distinction, when he was parodied well, of having his style parodied and criticized instead of the more general habit, of parodying or burlesquing a specific poem . . . Of his prose we know almost nothing. With the exception of "Kim" and "Plain Tales from the Hills" we never read him. In Burton Egbert Stevenson's "The Home Book of Quotations," Kipling is one of the few authors rating an asterisk, meaning that there are so many quotations that it would be futile to list them all. Freedom-of-the-Air note, as shown by letter received by a cinema concern: "I have under contract a man who will spring from a gallow with the noose around his neck a distance of six feet. You can visualize what this would mean in a Frankenstein type of picture. He has been a performer in Europe. "On the Other Side of Jordan" When Mrs. Jones returned from that trip to the Holy Land with a leathern bottle of water she herself had dipped from the Jordan river, you were slated for baptism. You had reached the hoary age of eight still taking an awful chance on hell fire, and it was high time something was done about it. It appealed to mother's occasional sense of the romantic; father was noncommital but tolerant and you were delighted. You were rather a dumpy person and had the idea that when, as and if you were baptized, you would shoot up like a beanstalk. This conclusion was reached from the watering of plants. Water, therefore, sprinkled on your head, especially in the name of the Lord, could not help but have the effect so desired. For the occasion you wore a white silk accor- dion-pleated costume, a white hat tied under your chin with wide ribbons, and white slippers which were too long, "but her feet will grow." Father and mother both went with you, which was ex- cruciatingly embarrassing, as you had never seen them go to church before. You begged them not to; if one must, then mother, but for goodness sake not both! Freddie Ruthrauff came and stood at his gate as you and father and mother went by, and he said afterward you wouldn't speak. There were ten children in the Sunday school to be baptized, and when your turn came the water trickled down toward your ears as the Rev- erend Joshua R. Mitchell put his large, hot hand on your bangs. At that moment you realized you loathed it all and tried to back away, but there was no dodging Mr. Mitchell when he was reclaiming a soul. Father, aloof but understand- ing, wiped your ears as you stood indignant and glowering while the other children got theirs. The crowning insult came when old Mr. Gray led a procession of handshakers. One and all they welcomed you into the Church. "What church?" you demanded, but nobody paid any attention. "WHAT church?' you shouted, "Am I a Presby- terian now?" "Sssh!" was all you got. Not for nothing were you known as a spoiled child. "Am I a PRESBYTERIAN now?" you screamed, and it is recorded you stamped both feet. "I don't WANT to be a Presbyterian. Did you let me go and be a Presbyterian? I'm going to be a Metho- dist! I tell you I'm" . The saved soul was hustled out into the profane vestibule, where a good smack from mother's elegantly gloved hand stopped revolt, but not tears of fury. Home was reached at last in a smouldering rage of resent- ment. But the waters of the holy Jordan River had anointed and achieved yet another convert to the restless and acquisitive religion it represents. B. ROSS We second the praise of Dorothy Dunbar Bromley for Signora Toscanini, who refused to give her wedding ring to Mussolini to be melted into whatever kind of other weapon Italy makes wedding rings into. Signora Toscanini should Washington BYSTANDER By KIRKE SIMPSON WASHINGTON, Jan. 23. - A bene- ficiary of the senate tilt over what Chairman Nye of the muni- tions investigating committee said, about "falsified" testimony by Presi- dent Wilson and Secretary Lansing before a senate committee long ago might well prove to be a senator who; was not a party to the clash. What- ever else it did, that little interlude in senate courtesy gave Senator Arthur Vandenberg a chance to get back in the peace-making limelight with a plea that the Nye committee proceed "objectively." Vandenberg was co-author with Nye of the resolution creating the in- vestigating committee which Nye heads. They played a neat little, game that session to get it going. It loomed then as potentially good fuel beneath the Vandenberg presidential nomination pot. Out of it could flow material political benefits. As things turned out, however, the1 munitions investigation show was more or less taken over by Nye and Clark of Missouri. They have been chief figures in the committee's delv- ing into banker war activities. IF Senator Vandenberg dreams of a Republican nomination in June as the man upon whom party fac- tions in the east and west might unite the course the munitions inquiry has been taking might seem unpleas- ant. Being party to the treatment bankers and eastern industrialists; have been getting at the commit- tee's hands hardly would seem good strategy for a prospective or even hopeful harmony candidate. At any rate, Vandenberg as a com- mittee member has pursued in .his' own questioning of witnesses that ideal of objectivity for which he pleads. He may not have been get- ting at the committee's hands hardly would seem good strategy for a pro- spective or even hopeful harmony candidate. At any rate, Vandenberg as a com- mittee member has pursued in his own questioning of witnesses that ideal of objectivity for which he' pleads. He may not have been as active as Nye and Clark, but he has been in much evidence as an advo- cate of such legislation as will safe- guard American neutrality in future. rPHAT any Republican presidential nomination aspirant would be a party to impugning President Wil- son's motives in carrying the nation into the World War is hardly con- ceivable. Who ever the Republicans name at Cleveland, they are hoping for support from conservative Demo- crats who were ardent Wilson sup- porters and must appeal, also, to a lot of Republicans who voted for the war President in 1916. Digging up details of war-time actions of Mr. Wilson that might not reflect credit upon him would not help a nation- wide campaign, whatever the case locally where racial or other war bit- terness lingers. THE SCREEN AT THE MICHIGAN "DANGEROUS" A Warner brothers picture starring Bette Davis with Franchot Tone, Mar- garet Lindsay, Alison Skipworth. John Elreirge, and Nick Foran Dangerous is another triangle story with a few added sides to make it nearly a hexagon, but it is one that is different enough and features the remarkable acting of Bette Davis in a role that an actress of less ability would have made unbearable. Miss Davis is called upon to portray an egotistical and beautiful stage star who has gone through her career with no regard for the ruined lives she has left behind her, trampling on everyone to gain her selfish ends. When she is treated the same way at last the necessity of paying her debt is brought home to her and she makes the transformation a believable one. Franchot Tone takes the part of the young man on the verge of suc- cess in his profession who is almost the last victim of the antics of Bette, inadvertently, because she really loves him. He gets out of it in time to marry the girl of his original choice, Margaret Lindsay, who contributes. her well-known charm and ability to a comparatively small part. John Eldredge is somewhat gushy as the secret husband of Bette. The story finds Franchot engaged to Margaret, but he is nursing a secret curiosity about Bette, who has been a great actress until she suddenly dis- appeared after a series of accidents thought to have been due to her "jinx." Franchot finds her in a typ- ical dive, drowning her sorrows, aids in her recuperation, and falls in love with her. She is already married but conceals this from him because she loves him and is afraid he will change his mind if he finds out, which he does as the FRIDAY, JAN. 24, 1936 VOL. XLVI No. 84 Notices LaVerne Noyes Scholarships: Hold- ers of LaVerne Noyes Scholarships during the first semester should in- terview Dr. Frank E. Robbins, 1021 Angell Hall, at once if they desire scholarship aid for the second se- mester. Automobile Regulation: Permission, to drive for social purposes during the weekend of the J-Hop from Fri- day, Feb. 14, at 12:00 noon until Monday, Feb. 17, at 8:00 a.m., may be obtained at Room 2, University Hall through the following procedure: 1. Parent signature cards should be secured at this office and sent home for the written approval of the par- ents. 2. Upon presentation of the signed card together with accurate informa- tion with regard to the make ,type and license number of the car to be use, a temporary permit will be grant- ed. It is especially important to des- ignate the year of the license plates which will be on the car during the week end of Feb. 14. 3. Out of town cars used for the weekend must not be brought into Ann Arbor before 12:00 noon on Fri- day, Feb. 14, and must be taken out before 8:00 a.m. on Monday, Feb. 17. The foregoing will not apply to those students who possess regular driving permits. The above permis- sion will automatically be granted to this group. W. B. Rea, Assistant to the Dean. Graduate School: All graduate stu- dents who expect to complete their work for a degree at the close of the present semester should call at the office of the Graduate School, 1006 Angell Hall, to check their records and to secure the proper blank to be used in paying the diploma fee. The fee should be paid by the end of Jan- uary. Registration forms for the second semester will be available in the of- fice, 1006 Angell Hall, this week. Graduate students are urged to fill out the forms in advance of the regu- lar registration period, which will ex- tend from Wednesday noon to Satur- day noon, Feb. 12, 13, 14 and 15. Fees must be paid by Saturday noon, Feb. 15, to avoid payment of the late reg- istration fee. C. S. Yoakum, Dean. Sophomores, College of Literature, Science and the Arts: Elections must be approved in Room 103 Romance Language Building in accordance with alphabetical divisions listed be- low. Failure to meet these appoint- ments will result in serious conges- tion during the registration period. Please bring with you the print of your record which you received last summer. Hours 10-12; 2-4 daIly. WXYZ, Friday, Jan. 24. AB, Monday, Jan. 27. C, Tuesday, Jan. 28. DE, Wednesday, Jan. 29. FG, Thursday, Jan. 30. R. C. Hussey, J. H. Hodges, Sophomore Academic Counselors. Student Loans: There will be a meeting on Tuesday, Jan. 28. at 1:30 in Room 2, University Hall. Students who have already filed appliations with the Office of the Dean of Stu- dents should call there at once to make an appointment to meet the Committee. American-Scandinavian Traveling Fellowships: The American-Scandi- navian Foundation will award to stu- dents born in the United States or its possessions a number of traveling fellowships, each $1,000, for study in the Scandinavian countries during the academic year 1936-37. Appli- cants must be graduate students, stu- dents who will graduate in June or younger faculty members. They must be capable of original research and independent study, and it is desirable that they be familiar with at least one language in addition to English -preferably Swedish, Danish, or Norwegian. The fields of study in- clude science, literature, and other subjects. For details call at the Graduate School office. All applica- tions must be in New York before March 15. Mechanical Engineering Seniors and Graduate Students: If you have not yet done so, will you kindly fill out a personnel record card in Pro- fessor Anderson's office at once. Also be sure to understand about the re- quired photograph. Academic Notices Economics 130: Professor Peterson is unable to meet the class today. Aero. 6: Experimental Aerodyna- mics: The final examination in this course will be held in Room 1042, East Engineering Building on Thursday, Feb. 6, from 8 to 12 a.m. Fine Arts 1092 and 204: Mr. James Plumer will arrive from China to give these courses in Far Eastern Art the second semester as announced in the catalogue. Geology 11: A written quizz on the laboratory work will be given today at 9:00 in the Auditorium. It will cover all the material since the last quizz. Latin 50, Second Semester (X): Latin Literature in English, will be given Monday and Friday at 2:00 p.m. in 2014 Angell Hall, instead of Wed- nesday and Friday as stated in the catalogue. Concerts Choral Union Concert: Bernardino Molinari, guest conductor with the Detroit Symphony Orchestra, will give the following program in the seventh Choral Union Concert, Fri- day evening, Jan. 24, at 8:15 o'clock in Hill Auditorium. Overture, "The Roman Carnival" . ................... B erloiz Symphony in G major (B & H No. 13) .......................Haydn Adagio; Allegro Largo Menuetto; Trio Finale; Allegro con spirito (4) Largo................Handel (Arranged by Bernardino Molinari) (b) Moto Perpetuo ........Paganini (Transcribed for Orchestra by Bernardino Molinari) Symphony of the Seasons . Malapiero Symphonic Poem, "The Pines of Rome"................Respighi The Pines of the Villa Borghese The Pines near a Catacomb The Pines of the aniculum The Pines of the Appian Way. Events Of Today Stalker Hall: Skating Party will leave Stalker Hall for the Coliseum, at 7:45 p.m. All Methodist students and their friends are cordially in- vited. Coming Events University of Michigan Public Health Club invites students in Medi- cine, Public Health, and Dental Hy- giene to an old fashioned sleigh ride Saturday eve, 8 o'clock, meet at the League. There will be a two hours ride at 40c per person. Those who wish to accept make your reservation by calling R. L. Allen, 7192. Lutheran Student Club will hold its last meeting of the semester on Sun- day evening, Jan. 26, in the parish hall of the Zion Lutheran Church on East Washington Street. The program will follow supper at 6 o'clock. DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN Publication in the Bulletin is constructive notice to all members of the University. Copy received at the ottice of the Assistant to the President until 3:30; 11:00 a.m. on Saturday. Ten Years Ago From The Daily Files Thursday, Jan. 23, 1926 Dr. Parkes S. Cadman, hailed as the greatest preacher-lecturer since Henry Ward Beecher, will give the seventh lecture of the Oratorical as- sociation season course at 8 o'clock, Feb. 2, in Hill Auditorium. "The Dawne of a New Day" will be his subject. Announcement was made by the J-Hop committee last night that the 1926 J-Hop will begin at 9:30 o'clock on the night of Feb. 5. The grand march will be one of the first events of the evening, followed by the for- mation of the traditional block "M"; it is expected that over 1,500 persons will participate in forming the initial. A photograph of the human "M" will be taken and rushed to Detroit in order to have a cut of the picture back in time to appear in the Satur- day morning Daily J-Hop extra. Displaying excellent form in every event, Coach Matt Mann's Varsity swimming team easily defeated Chi- cago, 55-14, in a dual meet held last night in the Union pool. Michigan also won the water polo in an over- time game, 4-2. As the fifth number on its program, the Choral Union will present Walter Gleseking, famous German pianist, in a recital at Hill Auditorium at 8 p.m., Jan. 26. Mr. Gleseking, who has been playing in Europe for several years as a concert pianist, recently arrived in New York. With the Senate standing ready to adopt Monday its drastic closure rule which would practically cut off dis- cussion, new negotiations were begun tonight looking to an agreement for limitation of debate on the World Court. Michigan's Varsity hockey team won an easy victory over the Michi- gan State ice team last night in the first game of the season by the score of 4-0. It was Michigan's game throughout the evening. Although the State team fought constantly, they seldom threatened the Maize and