THE MICHIGAN A ILY $ATURDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1935 THE MICHIGAN DAILY The Canadian Trade Treaty .. . Publisned 'every morning except Monday during the University year and Summer Session by the Board in Con- trol of Student Publications. Member of the Western Conference Editorial Association and the Big Ten News Service. MEMBER MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches are reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Postmaster-General. Subscription during summer by carrier, $1.00; by mail, $1.50. During regular school year by carrier, $4.00; by mail, $4.50. Offices: Student Publications Building, Maynard Street, Ann Arbor, Michigan. Phone: 2-1214. 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ROTIBARD WOMEN'S BUSINESS MANAGER ....MARGARET COWIE WOMEN'S ADVERTISING SERVICE MANAGER , ELIZABETH SIMONDS T HE PROSPECT of a reciprocal trade treaty between the United States and Canada has bobbed up again with the visit of W. L. Mackenzie King, Canada's premier, in Washington. Dispatches say that Canada is seeking mainly reduction in duties on agricultural products while the United States would like to see tariffs on man- ufactured articles lowered. The results of lowered duties will be a reduc- tion in the cost of living for the large mass of people of both countries. How large this reduc- tion would be depends, of course, upon the full- ness of any reciprocal trade treaty which might be adopted, yet now, more than ever, any lower- ing in living costs should be attained if possible. Protests there will be, of course. The Canadian manufacturers may howl loudly and at length. But they are a distinct minority. American wheat growers (for Canada's largest export crop to the United States is wheat) may set up an equally vociferous protest. Yet even now we are importing wheat. Further, American wheat growing is in the hands of large land-holders to a great extent, and, again, they are a minority. We believe that a reciprocal trade treaty would be of advantage to the people of both countries, yet we hold none too sanguine hopes of its adop- tion. In the past, the governments of both coun- tries have heard only the voice of the minorities in these matters. THE FORUMI Letters published in this column should not be construed as expressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. Anonymous contributions will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, besregarded as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked to be brief, the editors reserving the right to condense all letters of over 300 words and toraccept or reject letters upon the criteria of general editorial importance and interest to the campus. Olympic Participation To the Editor: The decision of the American Amateur Athletic Union to participate in the Olympic Games to be held in Berlin next year is extremely gratifying to aspiring amateur athletes in America. The Steering Committee which directs the destinies of sportsmanship in this country is to be highly congratulated for its courageous stand under the withering barrage of coercion and intimidation of sundry spiders spinning silly and senseless boycott webs in New York. Amateur sportsmanship has no relationship with internal governmental policies unless they defi- nitely concern the welfare of amateur athletic The spirit of competition and the desire for physical endurance and supremacy which per- meates the Olympian contestants cares not if a nation sees fit to deport Communist agitators ac- cused of undermining its government, nor is it concerned if governments set up specific currency export laws or order the dissolution of political organizations which function under the guise of "athletic ass'ns." If racial, religious or political friction actually exist, as so thoroughly promulgated by the press' and radio, the very spirit of the Olympic games decrees that hostilities cease during the progress of the games. Forty-eight other nations know this fact, but cliques in New York and New Jersey have never heard of this phase and probably know even less of other traditions of the sport classic of the world. -Alois Heeg. The Conning Tower A RIME OF SIEUR D'ARTAGNAN AS A SWORDSMAN Charles d'Artagnan Was a suitable companion To the friends he made in Paris at the house of De Treville, Musketeers and tried retainers Of the King, these old campaigners, Athos, Porthos, Aramis, hard as iron, tried as steel. Soon they found they had to handle An inchoate royal scandal, For the Queen had found a soul-mate in the Duke of Buckingham, And he used to come and see her By the doorway in the rear Of the Louvre, the royal mansion, when he got a telegram. If I went to live in Paris I am sure it would embarass Me to dwell with Mona Lisa in the galleries of the Louvre. For to watch that simle suggestive All the day would make me restive, And a modest man like me I'm sure would soon pack tip and move. So perhaps the smile I mention So attracts the King's attention That he doesn't see what's going on right under- neath his nose. But the Cardinal, that foxy Old De Richelieu is his proxy, In this matter, and he watches every one that comes and goes. Now, to prove to royal Louis That his wife had been untrue, he Suggests to him it would be nice to give a fancy ball, And that Anne should be requested And compelled, if she protested, To wear a set of diamond studs he'd given her last Fall. There's a catch in this suggestion Raising quite a nasty question, And it scares her, for she's given all those bits of ice to Buck. And, as he's across the Channel, It seems that no man'll Have the time to go and get them, so the Queen is out of luck. And this lady's fairly frantic, Just as if the wide Atlantic Lay between her and the jewels she must have by Thursday week. So she calls upon the G-men, Young d'Artagnan and his three men. She'll reward them if they save her from the vengeance Lou may wreak. "Irrespective of the bounties That are paid us Royal Mounties, It's proverbial," says d'Artagnan, "that we always get our man, And the Queen may rest contented That we're just as represented. "En avant, mes braves compagnon! Vive la France et Madame Anne!" Now they're riding all together Off to Calais hell-for-leather, But the Cardinal has laid his plans to intercept their flight. A Washington BYSTAN DER By KIRKE SIMPSON W ASHINGTON, Oct. 8. - (P) - While his colleagues, Secretary Ickes and the WPA boss, Harry Hop- kins, were exchanging verbal brick- bats with General Johnson . . . that "friendly" critic of the "new deal" and its general staff . . . Secretary Wallace, hardly less flouted by John- son, ignored the ex-soldier. Yet, amusing as may be the cross-fire between Ickes and Johnson with such phrases as "mental saddle sores" be- ing bandied about, what Wallace had to say on a farm forum broadcast has much more pith in it. Against Johnson's sarcastic dis- missal of Wallace as a mere cabinet window dressing of Tugwellian ideas, the secretary popped out a vigorous warning to farmers against a farm land price "boom." He held that such a boom prior to 1920 had about as much to do with the great depression as the stock speculation craze of 1928-29. ON THE HEELS of the overwhelm- ing farmer vote to carry on with1 the corn-hog program, Mr. Wallace said: "Sometimes I think land specula- tion is a plague more terrible than drought, or insect pests, and almost as bad as war itself. "Let me say this again: No mat- ter how good a job may be done by the farm credit administration and the agricultural adjustment adminis- tration, or any other agency either private or governmental, the value of their work can be lost within a very few years if farm land prices go beyond a certain point." Just by way of a glimpse of how seriously he regards this farm land price stabilization problem, Mr. Wal- lace put out feelers as to what "safe- guards" against a farm land boom might be possible. He suggested, for discussion only, perhaps the most novel form of regimentation yet talked about, "a direct limitation on the advance in land values," or, as an "indirect" alternative, that "pos- sibly farm people should think about . a special amendment to the in- come tax laws in order to put into the Federal treasury virtually all the profits from land bought between 1930 and 1936 say, and sold between 1936 and 1945." R. WALLACE added that "so far as I know no one has thought through a proposal of this sort care- fully, but I should like to see it and other suggestions discussed . .. Cer- tainly it is high time farmers were beginning to g u a r d themselves against the delusions which so rapid- ly come when farm land starts boom- ing." Leaving aside any "discussion" of this or any other suggested way of pegging farm land prices against a boom - and Mr. Wallace is reason- ably sure to hear a great deal of "discussion" from administration foes as the campaign goes along - the strategy of replying to Johnson with epithets, a la Ickes or Harry Hop- kins, or of meeting his charge of no administration attack as yet on the "basic" problems of the farms by virtually predicting - anddeprecat- ing- a farm land boom, is interest- ing. ITHE SCREEN DEPARTMENTAL MANAGERS: Local advertising, William Barndt; Service Department, Willis Tomlinson; Con- tracts, Stanley Joffe; Accounts, Edward Wohlgemuth; Circulation and National Advertising, John Park; Classified Advertising and Publications, Lyman Bitt- man. BUSINESS ASSISTANTS: Charles W. Barkdull, D. G. Bron- son, Lewis E. Bulkeley, Richard L. Croushore, Herbert D. Falender, Jack R. Gustafson, Ernest A. Jones, William C.4 Knecht William C. McHenry, John F. McLean, Jr., Law-' rence M. Roth, John D. Staple, Lawrence A. Starsky, Norman B. Steinberg, Donald Wilsher. WOMEN'S BUSINESS STAFF: Betsy Baxter, Margaret Bentley, Adelaine Cailery, Elizabeth Davy, Catherine Fecheimer, Vera Gray, Martha Hanky, Mary McCord, Helen Nebere, Dorothy Novy, Adele Polier, Helen Purdy, Virginia Snell. WOMEN'S ADVERTISING SERVICE STAFF: Ellen Brown, Sheila Burgher, Nancy Cassidy, Ruth Clark, Phyllis Eiseman, Jean Keinath, Dorothy Ray, Alice Stebbins, Peg Lou White. NIGHT EDITOR: BERNARD WEISSMAN Train Parole Co missioners . . WITH ALL THE POPULAR hue and cry that has been raised against the parole system, the proposal voiced by Prof. Arthur E. Wood of the sociology department in his speech before the 65th annual meeting of the American Prison Association last week in Georgia points the way to a sober, far-sighted attitude toward the problem. Professor Wood, rather than advocate the com- plete abolition of the parole system, urges that the present slipshod machinery be improved by providing that parole commissioners be equipped for their positions by a special college education. This suggestion is in favorable contrast to the blatant attacks on the entire philosophy of paroles which follow every major instance of the failure of a paroled criminal to trod the straight and narrow path. DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN Publication in the Bulletin is constructive notice to all members of the University. Copy received at the office of the Assistant to the President until 3:30; 11:00 a.m. on Saturday. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1935 S VOL. XLVI No. 34 Notices F To the Members of the University ouncil: The next meeting of the "ouncil will be held Monday, Novem- er 11, at 4:15 p.m. in Room 1009 AE 4ngell Hall.m L Louis A. Hopkins, Secretary. Sophomore Counselors have the ollowing office hours in Room 9, Uni- 'ersity Hall: Monday, 1:30 to 2:30. Tuesday, 1:30 to 3:30. s: Wednesday, 9:00 to 11:00. B: Thursday, 1:30 to 3:30. Friday, 1:30 to 2:30. 2s Students are invited to consult the counselors especially on matters con- erning their academic work. The Luestion of selecting a field of con- :entration should now be given care- L ul consideraton. v h Notice: Palms, ferns and flowers a for campus use. Palms, ferns, other S lecorative plants and cut flowers for m he use of the campus are provided a by the Botanical Gardens to the ex- tent that the limited greenhouse pace permits. Other demands on the greenhouses prevent the production of enough ornamental plants to sup- ' ply all the demands. Many requests R therefore have to be refused. In order N to save the plants for the more ap- r propriate occasions, it is necessary to C adhere closely to the rule that they cannot be supplied for purely social gatherings of the faculty or students, U for private offices on the campus, ora for student activities except under t the conditons defined below. An attempt is always made to pro- vide as well as possible for official t events; for meetings at which some b group or organization of University( officials, faculty members, or students a represents the University as host to c a University guest or visiting organi- zation, or is performing some other direct service to the University, such E as raising funds for one of its ap- E proved projects; for student events ofe an educational nature; for public en- i tertainments for which no admissionC is charged; and for the various li- N braries and administrative offices. b Officers in charge of general offices,s libraries, etc., are invited to ask forS whatever decorative plants may be necessary. Plants which become pot- bound may be sent at any time to the Botanical Gardens for repotting. To insure the return of the plant to the office from which it was sent, it is quite necessary to attach to it securely a label gving the name and room number of the sender. Because of the considerable cost of pots, and the fact that in past yearsn so few of them have been returned 1 to the Botanical Gardens ;when thet plants they contained have died, many flowering plants which mighta have been used in campus buildings have lately been kept in the green-t houses and their flowers only used. The return of pots encourages theI sending out of plants. Requests for the use of plants and flowers should be made directly to1 Frieda C. Blanchard, Assistant Di-a rector, preferably by telephone. Academic Notices t Psychology 115. The class will meet today at 2 p.m. in Alumni Memorial Hall. Electrical Engineering 11: The class< will meet at the University power House at 1:10 p.m. Saturday, Novem- ber 9, for inspection of this station and Argo hydro-electric plant. Mathematics 36. Dr. Hopkins' sec- tion. The quiz will be held in Room 201 South Wing at 9 o'clock. Education D101, D102, D203, and1 D202: Beginning Monday, November1 11, I shall meet my classes regularly.1 F. D. Curtis.1 Lecture University Lecture: Dr. James A. Gunn, M. A., M. D., D. S C, F. R. C. P., Professor of Pharmacology and Di- rector of the Nuffield Institute of Medical Research of Oxford Universi- ty, England, will speak on the subject "Medical Education and Practice" at 4:00 p.m., Tuesday, November 12, in the Natural Science Auditorium. The public is cordially invited. Concerts Don Cossack Program. The Don Cossack Russian Male Chorus, Serge Jaroff, conductor, will be heard in the third Choral Union concert Mon- day evening, November 11,. 8:15 o'clock in Hill Auditorium. The con- cert-going public. is respectfully urged to come sufficiently early as to be seated on time, since the doors will be closed during numbers. Holders of season tickets are also respectfully requested to detach coupon number 3 and present for admission, instead of bringing the entire ticket. Those leaving the Auditorium during inter- mission will be required to present their ticket stubs for readmission. The program is as follows: r+ a t_0+110li1 nf And ere long a perfect stranger Puts their enterprise in danger By insulting gallant Porthos as he fight. Then an ambuscade at Beauvals has stay and ong of the Indian Host from the Opera "Sadko". ............... ................Rimsky-Korsakoff rom "The Invisible Town Kitesh and the Maid Fevronia"...... .......... Rimsky-Korsakoff (Arr. for Male Chorus by Jaroff) . . n Old Polka . . . Arr. by Dobrowen ezginka .................Schvedoff wo Don Cossack Songs .......... ...................Arr. by S. Jaroff Exhibitions Ann Arbor Art Association an- ounces an exhibition of paintings by ix French Artists, Matisse, Picasso, raque, Laurencin, Leger and Mas- on. November 6 through November 4, Alumni Memorial Hall. Events Of Today Graduate Outing Club will meet at ane Hall, 3:00 p.m., to go to the Wol- erine Day Camp. There will be iking and games in the afternoon nd a program indoors in the evening. upper will be served for approxi- mately 35 cents. All graduate students re cordially invited to attend. Coming Events Psychology Journal Club will meet Tuesday, November 12, 8:15 p.m., Room 3126 Natural Science Building. Airs. Johnson and Miss Springer will eview recent Comparative Psychol- gy Monographs. Scalp and Blade meeting at the Union, Sunday, 5 p.m. All members re requested to be present. Room o be posted. All Chinese Students: A group pic- ure of all the Chinese students is to e taken for the Michigan Ensian (Year Book), at two o'clock, Sunday afternoon, November 10, at Rentsch- eer's Studio, 319 E. Huron. j Genesee Club: The following men: Bartholomew, Dipple, Goda, Huff, Karle, Kingsley, Mayne, and Schwad- er, will be initiated at the annual nitiation meeting of the Genesee Club to be held at the Union, Sunday November 10, 4:30. The meeting will be followed by a dinner and the speaker for the evening will be Prof. Slater. The Book Shelf and Stage Section of the Faculty Women's Club will meet Tuesday afternoon, November 12, at 2:45.at the home of Mrs. Franc- is E. Ross, 3104 Platte Boulevard, Platt. Michigan Dames Tour Group will meet Monday, Nov. 11, 8:15 p.m., in the lobby of the Michigan League. The group will be conducted through the E. Medical Building. All Dames are invited to attend. The Interior Decoration group of the Faculty Women's Club will meet on Monday, at 2 p.m., Michigan League. Harris Hall: There will be the regu- lar student meeting Sunday evening at 7 o'clock in Harris Hall. The Rev- erend Frederick W. Leech will be the speaker. All Episcopal students and their friends are cordially invited. Saint Andrew's Episcopal Church: Services of worship Sunday are: 8:00 a.m., Holy Communion; 9:30 a.m., Church School; 11:00 a.m., Kinder- garten; 11:00 a.m., Special Armistice Day Service, Morning Prayer and Sermon by the Reverend Henry Lew- is. Members of the University R. . T. C. and the Army and Navy Club will take part in the service. Congregational Church, Sunday. 10:30, Service of Worship and Re- ligious Education. Sermon by Mr. Heaps on "Let Us Have Peace," fol- lowed by a plebiscite on war and peace. Lecture by Prof. Albert Hyma on "Erasmus, Champion of Enlight- ment." 6:00, Student Fellowship. Follow- ing a light supper there will be a round table discussion and plebiscite on "War and Peace." First Presbyterian Church, Sunday. 9:45 a.m., Prof. Howard McClusky will begin a series of three discussions for succeeding Sundays upon the theme "Getting Personal Help From Religion." 10:45 Dr. Lemon will preach: "We Know the Unknown Soldier." 5:30, Student Fellowship Hour at the Masonic Temple. 6:30, Prof. Preston Slosson will speak on "The Meaning of Armistice." Presbyterian Student Men who are in the University for for their first year are invited to the home of Nor- man W. Kunkel, 1417 South Universi- ty, at the corner of Elm, next Thurs- day night, Nov. 14 at 9 o'clock for a Fireside forum. First Baptist Church: Sunday. 10:45 Dr. Frank W. Padelford of Bos- ton will speak. Dr. Padelford is sec- retary of the Baptist Board of Educa- tion. 7:00 p.m. Young people of high school age will meet Dr. Padelford for questions and conference on the 1., f htr-ororz a.-inn an h* t As Others See It Vocational Guidance (From the Daily Northwestern) THE PERSONNEL department as well as the students interested in vocational guidance have hit a snag in their effort to obtain some sys- tem of assistance for students who are unable to solve their vocational problems. There exists a somewhat general opinion that there is a definite need for such cooperation of the University with undergraduates, but seemingly, no one knows just where and how to start the system. Prof. Arthur Todd sent the previous editorials i which appeared in the Daily concerning vocational guidance to his brother, John M. Brewer, Associate Professor of Education and head of the Vocational Guidance bureau of the Harvard Graduate School of Education. The letter which Prof. Brewer re- turned to his brother discussing the problem at Northwestern offers definite suggestions for such an organization. "My study of vocational guidance," Prof. Brewer stated, "leads me to think that it can't be done short of three separate agencies: first, a counselor who will meet with and test individuals, or use test results furnished by the psychology depart- ment; second, a class for the opening up with the students of the problem of vocational life, taught not alone from the individual viewpoint but from the social as well; and third, an opportunity for students to try out their interests and abilities in some way, either through part-time work, vaca- tion work, or first-hand observation arranged through the counsellor's office." This letter offers to those at Northwestern in- terested in obtaining a vocational guidance de- partment, a very definite program to work toward. It comes from a man who has had practical ex- perience in the development of such a department. It is, in fact, a challenge to those who say that vocational guidance is desirable but too difficult to organize and manage properly. It is a chal- lenge to do something, instead of sitting placidly by and watching students struggle with problems Gives the rest un quart d'heure mauvals. With a bullet in his shoulder Aramis is overthrown. Now is Athos apprehended By some rascals, who pretended That he passed some phony nickels. And d'Artag- nan rides alone. In due course he reaches Calais, Where he finds a single galley, That.was chartered by a gentleman, now lying in the slip. "Sir, I hope you won't be irate, But I'm Captain Kidd, the pirate," Says d'Artagnan. "I'm about to confiscate your little ship. And your passport, if you please, sir, 'Twill be useful now for me, sir." "Why should I give up my ship to you?" the gentleman replies. "Sir, the answer to that riddle Is my rapier through your middle," Says d'Artagnan. So they fight and soon our hero takes the prize. Parole boards consisting of specially educated men have been established in only two or three states of the Union to date. In most states, in- cluding Michigan, there is no qualification re- quirement whatsoever for these positions. This state has a loose arrangement whereby there is a central parole commissioner and many untrained appointees doing the actual parole work in the various sections of the state. These appointees are not chosen by the commissioner, but rather by the governor, resulting in a completely un- coordinated administration. Professor Wood also commendably urged parole improvement by providing permanent, well-paid, civil-service positions for parole work, efforts on the part of prisons to alter the attitudes of the inmates, more centralized and efficient parole ad- ministrative set-up, and care in selecting the right persons for parole at the right time. The principle of parole is not inherently faulty. There is justification for a policy by which society can recognize that one of its erring members has been sufficiently chastened to alter his ways. With the little fracas over He is soon en route for Dover, Though the Captain says the crossing he ever had. So at last he reaches London, But it seems that he is undone, For two studs are missing from the s is just too bad! It is plain the Card's conspired With a certain dame he's hired To pinch a couple, so he'll catch t a trap. Now the matter's up to Bucky. If he'd save his darling ducky And not run out on the lady and 1 take the rap. is the worst et, and that the lover in AT THE LYDIA MENDELSSOHN 7 "THE INFORMER"1 "The Informer," conceived and produced in America and presenting in the title role Victor McLaglen, whom we are wont to consider as home talent despite the fact that he served in the British Navy, is sub- stantially a refutation of those mem- bers of the booboisie who believe that no cinema essentially indigenous to this country can be worth-while. Those who have seen any or all of the Art Cinema League's remarkable succession of expertly contrived for- eign pictures - "Poil de Carotte," "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari," "Un- finished Symphony," or "Ten Days That Shook the World"-may be pardoned for thinking that "The In- former" would call for doubtful shak- ing of their heads. But such is, em- phatically, not the case. At this pretense we will promptly drop all pretense at a scholarly edu- cation of the Art Cinema League's current offering and remark, with some trepidation, that it is nothing less than a knockout. It outranks the League's foreign presentations at the Mendelssohn. Its photography is far superior to that offered by the Con- tinent, its "action" is rough, fast, and continuous, the portrayals by McLaglen in particular and by the other principals are calculated to de- velop a consistent high tension among the members of the audience, and if you think the young lady whom you take won't clutch at your arm or bite her fingernails an even dozen times, that's where you miss your guess. All this isn't very intellectual, in- deed. For those who can forsake the highly dramatic elements of this tale leave her to talent could So he calls a clever artist, And he bids him make the smartest Imitation of the missing studs his contrive. This was done to admiration, Such a clever imitation That they could not be detected by the smartest man alive. So the Queen was at the soiree, Looking very bright and starry, With a dozen diamond buckles gleaming on her fancy dress. Thus the Cardinal was cheated A" hic rfln rlfcnpr