THE -MICHTE)LN fDAILY
-FRIDAY, NOVEMBER~ 1, 1935
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NIGHT EDITOR: CLINTON B. CONGER
Shakespeare and the English and American
classics down their throats."
Anyone who has had experience with most high
school English classes are aware that the classics
are an unwelcome feature of the curriculum to the
student and is forced to agree with Mr. Hully and
the National Council to this extent. But it is much
more difficult to agree with them on the reasons
for the students' distaste for the classics and to
follow them when they hint that' they should
therefore be largely abandoned.
Cramming is just another word for intensive and
determined study. We do not believe that an
intensive and determined study of the classics
will force a student to turn to "cheap pulp mag-
azines," but quite the opposite. The trouble must
lie elsewhere, then.
Frankly, we believe it lies with the teachers.
The National Council, in its experimental pro-
gram, has indicated that to turn from the work
of artists of the past to the work of present day
machine-made technicians is the way to hold the
students' interest. There is much truth in their
assumption that it is difficult for the student to
grasp the aesthetic work of men of the past, yet
we cannot agree that the remedy is the abandon-
ment of that art for an immersion in sundry pie-
bald products of present day society. A search for
reality there must be, yet there is certainly a more
intelligent and satisfactory path to take than the
We believe that reality and resulting enjoyment
of the classics by the student will be attained when
the social, economic, and cultural forces amid
which classical literature is born are presented
to the student and when at the same time, he
has an understanding of those forces in the
present day society. Through such understanding
great literature of the past has come to be recog-
nized as such, and through such understanding
the student will find a true appreciation and en-
joyment of it.
-HE -I A BYSTANDER
DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN
Publication in the Bulletin iseconstructive notice to all members of the
University. Copy received at the ofilce of the A :;is tatt. to the President
until 3:30; 11:00 a.m. on Saturday.
THE DISTRACTED 'ENTICE,
"Johnny's so long on his trip"
Oh dear, what can my balance be?
Oh dear, what can my balance be?
Oh dear, have I a balance? Am
I overdrawn at the bank?
Letters published in this column should not be
construed as expressing the editorial opinion of The
Daily. Anonymous contributions will be disregarded.
The names of communicants will, however, be regarded
as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked
to be brief, the editors reserving the right to condense
all letters of over 300 words and to accept or reject
letters upon the criteria of general editorial importance 4
and interest to the campus.
Attend The Forums
To the Editor:
Freshmen who don't attend the so-called "for-
ums" held every Tuesday in the Union at 4:15
p.m. don't realize what they are missing. More
can be learned there in an hour about life on
the campus than can be learned in a week of
roaming around. It is as though one were look-
ing at college life through a telescope.
Others who have had the same experiences and
difficulties or perhaps some quite different get
together here for a frank, open discussion of the
The person who started calling them "forums"
had the wrong idea. What they really amount to
are "bull sessions." Everything imaginable is
discussed. At one, the problem of how a freshman
goes about getting a date was talked over. Such
problems cannot be learned in the classroom;
only the experiences of others can help solve the
problem. Here all one has to do is to ask the
question and someone will have a suggestion for an
Freshmen, drop around next week. Learn
college life, not as it should be but as it is.
Ought To Be A Law
To the Editor:
I do not doubt that those who invented and
developed that noblest of noble American insti-
tutions, the radio, were actuated by the most
altruistic motives. I have always had the deepest
affection for that instrument-until I came to
the University of Michigan. I am now convinced
that the radio is Public Nuisance Number One.
Everywhere I go in this fair town I hear one of
those noise-machines sobbing away. I can't read
the morning newspaper for five minutes without
being jarred out of my thoughts by a loud-speaker.,
I can't talk with a friend at a meal without one
drowning out our conversation. And now I can't'
even enjoy the recuperation of a hot shower
without hearing these canned crescendos crashing
through the locker-room. The American citizen
is a patient soul and can take a lot of punish-1
ment. But the climax is just about reached when,.
for-, three successive mornings, someone has to
stop his car in front of my quarters at 6:30 a.m.
with a dash-board set going full blast. My room-
mate and I definitely do not like hill-billy music
in the last hour of our slumbers (and who does).
If these dawn serenades continue, someone is going
to take the law into his own hands.
Spengler must have been thinking of these
radio-morons when he wrote his Decline of the
SWest sl -Afflicted.
He promised, he promised to make a deposit
He promised, he promised to make a deposit
And now -- to my horror and shame - I'm
A telephone call from the bank!
Those who think It Can't Happen Here might
look at the Association of Brother's Keepers and
scan the activities of that fictitious organization.
Many of them wrote letters, published in yester-
day's Herald Tribune, to the effect that there
should be no welcome to Jimmy Walker. Why
citizens in the Land of the Free should try to
interfere with those who pursue happiness in
welcoming Jimmy Walker we don't see. We don't
want to welcome him, nor does our gigantic ac-
quaintance include anybody who has told us
that he will be among those to do to him rev-
erence. Those who object to the welcome seem to
us more numerous than those who objected to
the way Walker ran their city; certainly they
are more articulate.
It seems to us that loudest shouters against
the Walker welcome are potential lynchers. This
department will fail to give three, or any fraction
thereof, cheers, and let it go at that.
I've got myop'a
On Briffault's "Europa."
Courage, oh give this coward aid
To read Grace Adams's "Don't Be Afraid."
Even so careful a speaker as Mr. James M.
Beck speaks of widely "broadcasted" expressions:
and even so careful a publishing house as Funk &
Wagnalls blurbs that John B. Opdyke's "Get It
Right: A Cyclopedia of Correct English Usage," is
"The most complete handbook in its field."
OH, DELICATE, GRAY BOUGHS!
Spring is too far away for men to ponder
Upon their frozen fields and idle plows.
Across the sky, like death's own fingers wander
The delicate, gray boughs . .
Pale silhouettes against that pale blue weaving
Which in the tapestry of winter lies ...
Too far away is spring for dreams or grieving-
To lost for robins' cries.
Yet there must come an hour - and a stirring
In the deep blood of earth that wakens men
To think of beauty and the primal luring
Of Aprils born again.
And this cool pattern, in the same brief hour,
Escapes its chastity of autumn vows-
Senses the seed, the vernal leaf, the flower . .
Oh, delicate, gray boughs!
WARBLERS OF POETIC PROSE
Sir: Always on the lookout for poetic prose,
I never expected to find anything like Walter
Savage Landor's "There are no fields of amaranth
on this side of the grave" or Thomas Bailey
Aldrich's "There is no Margery Daw!" Today,
though, I came across the perfect sentence on
an advertising page of an old Harper's, which
I read from cover to cover because it was given
me and I seldom see a 35-cent magazine since
the slight financial embarrassment of 1929. Some
unknown copy writer in some advertising factory,
now perhaps extinct, ended is appeal to the read-
ing public with these words:
"There is no substitute for marble."
The harmony of that sentence simply haunts
me, although the statement itself is not wholly
true. I once subtracted my name from the pay
roll of a managing editor whose heart was the
substitute for marble. Aside from that, it's
A Washington novelty dealer, according to th
A.P., is doing a brisk business in selling copie
of the Constitution. Suggested editorial to ou
contemporary, the Daily Worker, The Menac
of the Constitution Rocket.
By KIRKE SIMPSON
WASHINGTON - Nov. 1. - An-
nouncement from so-called '"au-
thoritative" if undisclosed Republican
sources that the '36 national conven-
tion would sit in Chicago, comes with
little surprise. Political guessers have
been in agreement for months that
G. 0. P, strategy, from every point
of view, demanded a midwestern set-
ting and that Chicago was the most
Had the various Republican "grass
roots" gatherings of last summer been
more of the Borah mind for organiz-
ing a western revolt against old guard
eastern leadership of the party, it
might have been different. An even
more westernly setting for the con-
vention might have been the first de-
mand of the "rebels." There is very
little prospect now, however, thatthe
December meeting of the Republican
national committee to pick the con-
vention site will not ratify the Chi-
cago selection. It would take a very
extraordinary cash bid from some
other city to upset things.
*'* * *
OLNE reason is that convention sites
are figured as having some pos-
sible effect on the subsequent voting
in such areas. The big electoral vote
factors for '36 are going to be the
New York and Illinois returns. It is
repeatedly said that Mr. Roosevelt
confidently could expect reelection if
he were certain of either.
Quite obviously the Republicans
could not seriously consider taking
their convention to New York. Even
if the city were prepared to make a
bid for the show, of which there is
no prospect, the idea of embarking
on an effort to induce disgruntled
western Republican contingents to
join up on a harmony candidate and
platform in the very shadow of Wall
Street would be fantastic.
For similar reason, growing out of
intra-party disagreement about for-
mer President Hoover's eligibility for
another chance at the White House,
California seems out of the conven-
tion picture. It would be waving a
red rag at the anti-Hooverites to go
to his state, nosmatter how alluring,
on a cash basis, offers from San
Francisco or Los Angeles might be.
* *4 *t
CHICAGO, however, is in effect
neutral ground between eastern
industrialists and western agricultur-
al bloc folks. If Illinois is to be a
pivotal state in the election, what
better place than Chicago for such
advance advertising as national con-
Less is heard about where the Dem-
ocrats will gather to go through con-
vention motions and renominate Mr.
Roosevelt., The "ins" quadrennial
gathering always is less of a show
than that of the "outs."
For political reasons, some Demo-
cratic advisers look favorably upon
Atlantic City for the convention.
Others, however, believe it must go
somewhere in the farm belt.
"MRS. ASTOR'S HORSE," by Stan-
ley Walker; (Stokes).
THERE have been funny goings-
on in this country during the las
decade, Stanley Walker, who has ob-
served the American pageant of daf-
finess from the vantage point of a
newspaper city desk, presents an as-
sortment of curiosa Americana in
"Mrs. Astor's Horse."
Each chapter is a "special article.'
The book is amusing and interesting
because Mr. Walker is a good editor
He knows what facts and anecdote:
are interesting and he offers them
in a straightforward, witty manner.
He traces the decline of high so
e ciety to the point where Pugilist Jac
s Dempsey, in opening his new restau
r rant, writes the President: "Dear Mr
e Roosevelt: Your presence at my op
ening would make it. I can't begin
to tell you how much I would lik
to have you come. If you can, wil
you please let me know so I can re
y serve your table."
Jimmy Walker's proclivities as
greeter, the lavish funerals of rub
bed-out gangsters, headaches of radi
advertising and life in Hollywood ar
some of the subjects Mr. Walke
In "The Palate-Teasing Racket
he explores the weird concoctions o
tea rooms and food experts of th
present era - the myriad ways o
making a lamb chop look and tast
like something else. He tells some c
the unbelievable things that wen
on backstage at the Hauptmann tria
The high mark reached by Gener
Johnson, Father Coughlin and th
late Huey Long in American politicE
invective is appraised by Mr. Walk
with well-chosen quotations. Dadd
Browning, Rudolph Valentino, Aim
Semple McPherson, Mae West, Ea
n Carroll, Sally Rand and Bernarr Mac
- Fadden rate a chapter each.
at "Mrs. Astor's Horse" is for the s
d phisticated. Few of the facts are ne
ll and many of the anecdotes have bee
-%p toldhbfore. TBut they're well wort
FRIDAY, NOV. 1, 1935 m
VOL. XLVI No. 27 Hi
Presidential Tree. The annual Land'
Utilization Conference will plant a T
tree in honor of President Ruthven T
in the President's yard at 11:30 a.m. U
today. Members of the faculty and VU
others interested are invited to be U
S .T. Dana.
President and Mrs. Ruthven will be en
at home to members of the faculties, P
their friends, and other residents of R
Ann Arbor on Sunday, November 3,
from 4 to 6 o'clock.
President and Mrs. Ruthven will be C
at home to the students on Wednes- th
day, November 16, from 4 to 6 o'clock. t(
There will be no tea on Wednesday, S
November 6. m
Faculty Meeting, College of Litera-
ture, Science and Arts. The regular w
November meeting of the Faculty of as
the College of Literature, Science, Cl
and the Arts will be held in Room at
1025 Angell Hall Monday, November S
4, beginning at 4:10 o'clock.h
Report of Executive Committee, th
Remer. Report of University Council, p
Sellars. Report of Dean's Confer-
ence, Kraus. Report of Committee
on Class Schedules, LaRue. An-
Faculty, School of Education: The M
regular luncheon meeting of the Fac- m
ulty will be held on Monday, Novem- 10
ber 4, Michigan Union, at 12 o'clock. N
Faculty, College of Literature, p
Science, and the Arts: Instructors are
requested to send their "Freshman ce
Report Cards" to Room 4, University s
Hall not later than Saturday, Novem-
ber 2. 0
Mid-semester reports will be called A
for at the end of the eighth week.
30 Hours Per Week is N.Y.A. Maxi- S
mum: Students shall work not more
than 30 hours in any week or 8 hours C
in any day. This corrects the error
made in the notice that appeared in
Faculty, Engineering Freshmen:
Reports to the Mentor System on all
engineering freshmen will be collected
from the faculty during the week of
Nov. 4. Report forms are being dis- A
tributed to the faculty this week. h
Mentors will confer with freshmen on a
their standing during the week of
Nov. 11. Faculty members will please
take up routine questions with Miss a
Edmands, Dean Sadler's office; refer f'
other questions to A. D. Moore, Head
Mentor, 268 W. Engr., Telephone 576.
Presidents of Fraternities and Sor- t
orities are reminded that member- p
ship lists and chaperon lists are due t
today in the Office of the Dean of f
Angell Hall observatory will be open
to the public for observation of the 1
moon from 7:30 to 10:00 on Saturday a
evening, November 2. Children must v
be accompanied by adults.g
Presidents of Student Organizations°
t should report the names, titles and
classes of all officers to the Dean ofx
Students, Room 2, University Hall
a not later than November 15. Formsa
- should be obtained in Room 2 for the
purpose. The following are the names
of student organizations as listed inl
the Office of the Dean of Students.
Any organization which does not fur-
nish the required information by No-
s vember 15 will be considered no long-~
n er in existence. Any active organiza-
tion not listed shoud apply for official
- recognition at once.1
k J. A. Bursley, Dean of Students.
Acolytes, Adelphi, Aeronautical En-
. gineers, Alpha Alpha Gamma, Alpha
- Epsilon Mu, Alpha Gamma Sigma,
n Alpha Kappa Delta, Alpha Lambda
e Delta, Alpha Nu, Alpha Omega Alpha,1
11 Am. Society of Civil Engineers, Am.t
- Society of Mechanical Engineers, Ar-
chitectural Society, Armenian Stu-
a dents Association, Assembly, Athena,
- Avukah, Barristers, Beta Gamma Sig-E
o ma, Beta Kappa Rho, Black Quill.
e B'nai B'rith Hillel Independents,
r Cercle Francais, Chi Gamma Phi,
SChineseStudent Club, Christian
Science Organization, Cosmopolitan
Club, Delta Epsilon Pi, Delta Sigma;
Rho, Deutscher Verein, Deutscher
e Zirkel, Druids, Forestry Club, Fresh-
A man Girls' Glee Club, Galens.
Gamma Alpha, Genesee Club,
f Graduate Outing Club, Hillel Founda-
it tion, Hillel Pl'ayers, Interfraternity
l. Council, Iota Alpha, Iota Sigma Pi,
al Junior Mathematical Society, Kap-
e pa Beta Pi, Kappa Phi, Kappa Phi
al Sigma, Kappa Tau Alpha, Landscape
er Design Society, Les Voyageurs, Luth-
ly eran Student Club, Michigamua,
e Michigan League, Mimes, Michigan
rl Public Health Club, Michigan Union,
c Michigan Wolverine, Mortar Board,
Mu Phi Epsilon, National Student
o League, Nippon Club, Omicron Kappa
w Upsilon, Oratorical Association, Pan-
n hellenic Association, Phi Beta Kappa,
a Rho Tau, Sigma Xi, Sociedad
spanica, Sociedad Latino-Ameri-
na, Sphinx, Stanley Chorus, Stu-
nt Christian Association.
Tau Beta Pi, Theta Sigma Phi,
astmasters, Transportation Club,
riangles, Undergraduate Council,
niversity of Michigan Band, Uni-
rsity of Michigan Forestry Club,
niversity of Michigan Glider Club,
aiversity of Michigan Outdoor Club,
nguard Club, Varsity Glee Club,
ulcans, Wesley Foundation, Wom-
's Athletic Association, Women's
ysical Education Club, Women's
esearch Club, Wyvern, Zeta Phi Eta.
Oratorical Association Lecture
ourse: Single admission tickets for
e Admiral Byrd lecture are on sale
day at Wahr's State Street Book
ore. Tickets will be available daily
itil the time of the lecture.
Lectures: Captain Sidney Ransom
ill talk on "The Great Orderly Plan
Shown by (a) Astronomy; (b)
hemistry, Physics and Animal Life;
nd (c) Mind," at 4:15 in the Natural
cience Auditorium today. At 8 p.m.
e will discuss "Theosophy the
cience of Life" in the Chapel of
ie Michigan League Building. The
ublie is cordially invited.
School of Music Concert: The Uni-
ersity Symphony Orchestra, Earl V.
oore, conductor; with Joseph Brink-
an, piano soloist, will give the fol-
wing program, Sunday afternoon,
ovember 3, at 4:15 o'clock, in Hill
uditorium, to which the general
ublic with the exception of small
hildren, is invited without admission
harge. The public is requested to be
ated on time, as the doors will be
losed during the numbers.
verture to the Opera, "Der Frei-
schutz" ................von Weber
ndante from "Nordic Symphony"
. .... .y. Hanson
ymphonic Poem, "Les Preludes"
......................... L iszt
oncerto in A minor, Op. 54 for piano
and orchestra - Schumann.
Intermezzo - andantino grazioso.
Events Of Today
Varsity Glee Club meeting at Hill
uditorium, 7:15 p.m. sharp. Re-
earsal for pep meeting, broadcast,
nd making of records.
Waiting Lists Glee Club: Report
t Hill Auditorium 7:15 p.m. sharp
or pep meeting rehearsal.
International Soccer Team: All
oreign or American students in-
erested in playing soccer should re-
ort for practice at 4 p.m. today at
he Intramural Building. The team
or the trip next Tuesday will be se-
ected immediately after the practice.
At Stalker Hall there will be a Hal-
owe'en party for Methodist students
nd their friends, Square dancing
will be featured. Also there will be
games and refreshments. A small
harge will be made to cover the cost
of the refreshments.
Disciples' Guild: Hallowe'en ghost
party, Church of Christ, Hill and
Tappan, 8 o'clock. Bring your friends
and yourself. Charge, 10 cents.
Roger Williams Guild, 8:00 p.m.
Hallowe'en party. Informal. Old
clothes. Prepare for a good time.
Saint Andrew's Episcopal Church:
There will be a celebration of the
Holy Communion in St. Andrew's
Church today at 10:30, celebrating
All Saints Day.
The University of Michigan District
of the Michigan Education Associa-
tion will meet in the graduate library
of the University Elementary School
(Monroe Street), Monday, November
4, 4:15 p.m. All members of the
faculty who are interested are invit-
ed to attend.
The Graduate Outing Club will
meet at Lane Hall on Sunday, No-
vember 3, at 3:00 for a hike through
Barton Hills. Supper will be served
at a cost of 25c. All graduate stu-
dents are cordially invited to attend.
Convocation. On Sunday, Novem-
ber 3, The Reverend Tred Cowin and
Professor Preston W. Slosson will
speak on the subject of "Religion and
Politics Look at War," at 8:00 p.m.
in the Congregational Church. This
meeting is sponsored by the Inter-
Guild Federation and will follow the
regular guild meetings. The student
body and the general public are in-
Lutheran Student Club: Rev. Hen-
ry Yoder, of Trinity Lutheran
Church, will speak at the meeting of
the Lutheran Student Club Sunday
evening, November 3, in the Parish
Deserve Admiration. . .
T HE GREAT MAJORITY of persons
look with respect at those students
who are forced to earn their way through col-
lege. Certainly - those who have the grit and
courage to work, in addition to attending school,
should be commended, and anything that the
college community can do to make their task
easier should be done.
Many students have been aided in working their
way through school by the Federal government's
relief program - this year the National Youth
Administration. In this University more than 1,-
000 students have been given jobs. Most of these
jobs are of a clerical or technical nature. Some
of them are physical, such as raking leaves or
cleaning windows under the buildings and grounds
department. All of them are highly respectable
Recently the University NYA administration has
reported several regrettable incidents - cases
where students who do not have to work have
jeered at student NYA employees, made fun of
them and ridiculed them for having to earn their
We are convinced that the University of Mich-
igan has few of such individuals; few of such
snobs who make fun of another person's attempt
to overcome his misfortune through hard work
When it becomes a disgrace to be poor, courage
and ability for hard, honest effort a matter for
ridicule, we had better all close up and go home
Until then, we hope that such deplorable actions
as students jeering at NYA workers will be stopped
Study Of Classics .. .
There is to be a drive against
racket, and if it is successful it will
rub out the gaberdine business.
As Others See It
. Ideas That Work Pay
(From the Columbia Missourian)
A SHORT TIME AGO a young man laid a slip
of paper on the desk of the president of the
American Tobacco Company, manufacturers of
Lucky Strike cigarettes. "I will sell you that paper.
for $25,000," he said. The president took the
paper; the man took the money. On the slip of
paper was a four word slogan: "Be Happy-Go
Lucky." That slogan will appear in Lucky Strike
ads in magazines and newspapers the country
POEM OF PROTEST
Windiest of the witless queries,
Silliest of the sappy series
Is the No. 1 vapid stumper:
"Haven't you grown a little plumper?"
Friends, if it please you, I acknowledge
I'm not so thin as I was in college;
And, Lord help me, miserable sinner,
In grammar school I was even thinner.
In fact, since the year 1913
I've gained a hundred and umpty-steen.
O.K.? Agreed? Let's put a date to it -
And stop attaching so much weight to it!
We are an old-fashioned journalist. And o
the day that Sidney Smith's death was an
nounced there also was printed the story tha
"The Gumps" would continue to be drawn an
and published. A staff of Smith's assistants wi