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Representatives: National Advertising Service, Inc. 11 West 42nd Street, New York, N.Y. - 400 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, In. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR ................WILLIAM G. FERRIS CIT EDITOR..... .........JOHN HEAEY f!ITORIAL DIRECTOR......RALPH G.,COULTER SPORTS EDITOR ..................ARTUR CARSTENS WOAEN'S EDITOR ......................EILE.ANOR BLUM NIGHT EDITORS: Courtney A. tvans, John J. Flaherty, Thomas E. Groehn, Thomas 1. leen, David G. Mac- donald, John M. O'Connell, Arthur M. Taub. SPORTS ASSISTANTS: Marjo'ie Western, Kenneth Parker, William Reed, Arthur Settle. WOMEN'S ASSISTANTS: Barbara L. Bates, Dorothy Gies, Florence Harper, Meanr Johnson, Josephine McLean, Margaret D. Phalan, Rosalie Resnick, Jane Schneider, Marie Murphy. REPORTERS: Rex Lee Beach, Robert B. Brown, Clinton B. Conger, Sheldon M. Ellis, William H. Fleming, Richard G. Hershey, Ralph W. Hurd, Bernard Levick, Fred W. Neal, Robert Pulver, Lloyd S. Reich, Jacob C. Seidel, Marshall D. Shulman, Donald Smith, Wayne H. Stewart, Bernard Wessman, George Andros, Fred Buesser, Rob- ert Cummins, Fred DeLano, Robert J. Friedman, Ray- mond Goodman, Keith H. Tustison, Joseph Yager. Dorothy Briscoe, Florence Davies, Helen Diefendorf, Elaine Goldberg,. Betty Goldstein, Olifve Griffith, Har- riet Hathaway, Marion Holden, Lois King, Selma Levin, Elizabeth Miller, Melba Merrison, Elsie Pierce, Charlotte Rueger Dorothy Shappell, Molly Solomon, Laura Wino- grad. Jewel Wuerfe. BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 2-1214 BUSINESS MANAGER...............RUSSELL B. READ CREDIT MANAGER.................ROBERT S. WARD WOMEN'S BUSINESS MANAGER......JANE BASSETT DEPARTMENT MANAGEE& 'Los-Advert Ing, John Og 0- den; Service Departmient. ernr d Rserfhal; Contracts, Joseph Rothbard; Accounts, Cameron Hall; Circulation and National Advertising, David Winkwrorth; Classified Advertising and Publications, George Atherton. BUSINESS ASSISTANTS: William Jackson, William Barndt, Ted Wohgemuith, Lyman Bttman, John Park, F. Allen psoni, Willi Toinsot', Homrer Lathrop, Tom Clarke, Gordon Cohn, Merrell Jordan, Stanley Joffe, Richard E. Chaddock, WOMEN'S BUSINESS STAFF: Betty Cavender, Margaret Cowie, Bernadine Field, Betty Greve, Mary Lou Hooker, Helen Shapland, Betty Simonds, Marjorie Langenderfer, Grace Snyder, Betty Woodworth, Betsy Baxter, Margaret Bentley, Anne Cox, Jane Evans, Ruth Field, Jean Guon, Mildred Haas, Ruth Lipkint, Mary McCord, Jane Wil- loughby. NIGHT EDITOR: DAVID G. MACDONALD The Roller Skate Menace. . T HE CONFISCATION by Detroit po- lice of the roller skates of youths vho insist upon using the public streets as a place for their recreation, reminds us that we have a local situation which is fully as distressing. Every year, with the advent of spring, local grade and high school students and even some University students make a practice of using the Diagonal for their skating activities. It has always been a source of annoyance for students attempting to study in the General Library and at times it is practically impossible to concentrate in any University build- ings flanking the sidewalks. Added to this, the fearless attitude on the part of the young devils on wheels has introduced an acute traffic and pedestrian problem. What is the city going to do with these roller skaters who per- sistently believe that they have the right-of-way on sidewalk and street? The building and grounds department partially solved the problem last year by spreading fine gravel over the sidewalks on the Diagonal, making skating impossible. So far this year this has not been done. But spreading gravel, although it might solve the problem, is not conducive to com- fortable walking, and we would suggest that the Detroit system be instituted in its place. The Diagonal is University property, and build- ing and grounds employees would have every right to confiscate skates of offenders. Bicycles are prohibited on the Diagonal and a number have been taken away from violators, so why shouldn't the same system succeed with the skaters? discovered to render him vulnerable to attack. The motto of the anti-Hearst element should not be the blind: "Don't Read Hearst!" but like "Watch Red Grange," or "Watch Friedman," a warning. "Watch Hearst!" The Jamboree Deserves Support. . . T1HE ALL-CAMPUS JAMBOREE next Tuesday for the benefit of the Uni- versity Fresh Air Camp, is worthy of the support of all students and townspeople. Many benefit performances depend for their sup- port, on the good work they do alone. This has never been the case with the Student Christian As- sociation-sponsored Jamboree. Everyone that has ever atended one of these performances has re- ceived his money's worth in entertainment as well as the satisfaction of helping underprivileged boys. This year's Jamboree will be no exception. With such national artists as Tony Wons and Sylvia Clark plus the talents of the Glee Club and the League Trio, and the appearance of J. Fred Lawton as master of ceremonies, the Jamboree audience is assured a full evening. The Student Christian Association should be congratulated on, and supported in, the work it is doing. Students can best evidence their support by attending the Jamboree. This year's average freshmen is three pounds heavier, an inch taller and has a chest girth one and one-half inches greater than the average youth (if his age. We didn't think athletic subsidization would stand out like that. COL LEG IATE OBSERVER By BUD BERNARD There was a proud father of a Delta Gam at the University of California who thought that no place in the world was there a girl as wonderful as his daughter. Every chance he had he would talk about her and try to imiress everyone that she was a marvel. One evening a new caller, incidentally a college man, arrived at his home to take his daughter tc a party. While they waited for the girl to finish powdering her nose, the father spoke to the young collegian about his daughter. "Yes, my son," he said, "the man that marries my daughter gets a prize." "Can I see it?" was the startling request. Mae West. the gal who has done more to educate the youth of our nation than many professors says in the Wisconsin Daily Cardinal that "a well- rounded figure is much more attractive than a well-rounded education," and she's not talking about mathematics. "To keep a man," she says, "just let him talk. And that's all I can tell any girl about men. "But there are other problems . . . such as what to do with a man after you get him. I haven't found any use for one yet." When a lot of ciphers line up behind another cipher that's too bad, says a student at In- diana University, but when a mass of siphers line up behind a diget, brother, that's Huey Long. ** * Here's one way to stop overcrowding in the journalism profession. Cornell school of journal- ism decided students should report at 7 a.m. daily, so that they might be acclimated to the working hours of reporters on afternoon papers. There was a sudden ceasing of the large number who they felt had a yen for writing. I ..... Modernize Your KITCHEN Now. i i1 T_.._.. '"'"'' '' ..._.-.- ' ._...11 _ DURING OUR OLD-STOVE ROUND-UP The SOAP BOXj Letters published in this column should not be construed as expressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. Anonymous contributions will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked to be brief, the editor reserving the right to condense all letters of over 300 words. Prosperity For Vine Center To the Editor: Me and Zeke wuz settin' around t'other night, tryin' to calculate jest whut we might do with ary extry piece of change we might git providin' we got rid of all th' hogs and corn this year ... ... Us two wuz a speakin' our minds about the situation, when Ephriam and Ebner and a couple of other boys come a slouphin' in and stood there a-gawkin' with their hands a fiddlin' with their galuses, and scrapin' ther shoes on the backs o ther' briches legs ... "Wall, shucks," Eph started in, "ain't youal heerd 'bout the new plan fer gittin' rich, and havin' plenty shoes and two coats and a second hand Chevy under yer shed? Hit's all bin told 'bout over th',radio." Me and Zeke looks up sorta startled like and tells him that we ain't cause we ain't had no radio, it bein' busted since Zeke throwed the Bible at it back sdme weeks. "Wa'al now, chucks," Eph kept on, while Ebner and th' others nodded fer him to go ahead and let us in, on it. "Hit's jest that jest as soon as Huey Long gits ta be president, why they ain't nothin' else fer him t'do but order in all th' money whut them big corn buyers and city fellers is got to and divvy it up to all us fellers on th' farms. 'Course, like as not, he'll whack off a little bit and give it to some of them little city fellers whut is hongry and ain't got but one pair o' shoes, ner no autymobile, but we reckons he aims to split most of it with us farmers.", Eph stopped and sort a cotched his breath ... "Shucks," I told Eph, "tain't no use worryin' 'bout it so early is they? 'Pears as they ain't 'lec- tion till sometime in 1936 and me and Zeke's got to raise another crop so's we kin make ends meet." And then I addid somethin' 'bout ends meetin' with a strand 'r two left over, fer th' past year, which wuz differnt frum whut we had reckoned it would be seein' as how bad off th' farmers wuz put by rains, and dry spells and them 1928 polyticians. But Eph and th' boys, all got to clamorin' and talkin' loud 'bout this hyar new plan of Mr. Huey's bein' easy as heck, and me and Zeke won- dered how come nobody else had ever thought of it afore now. Whereupon Eph said that "it wuz jest that them other big fellers in Washington ain't had our sitiation at heart like Huey has, and that Huey ain't got no pertikler reason fer wantin' to be boss ceptin' that he's got a friendly streak in him as wants every feller to have two suits o' clothes and plenty of grub, and a insurancepolicy, and edication such as is to be had in great schools like Herverd, Yell, and Lusiany State." Zeke, a-stretchin hisself, it being now 'bout 8:30 and past bedtime, reckoned that if a feller got too much of sich handiness give him he wouldn't do no work, and reckoned farther that fer a feller not ta work would make him lazy and no- count, and anyway if they warn't no work done th' hogs wouldn't git fed ner th' corn planted. Wa'al Eph and Ebner and th' others reckoned they might like t' have a little more time off work to set on a holler log and whittle, not tountin' Sundays. They argyd that as long as there wuz heeps o' money in the vaults at New York and Washington, jest layin' there gettin' musty, it might as well git used fer us farmers to git new suits and sich. . ..Me and Zeke ain't up on them radio talks yit, but we aim's to jest as soon as th' radio gits fixed. Course it all 'pears sort o' silly to me and Zeke, but we got to study it a bit more. --Lum Tinker. Among the casualties of a tornado that ripped through southwest Alabama recently were one deer, 16 squirrels and a wild turkey. Which made it less disastrous than the work of an average man with a shotgun, who usually adds another hunter to his collection. g . .......... ;ii f $ 00R ALLOWANCE FOR YOUR OLD STOVE ! $.75 down MONTHS TO PAY T THE BALANCE! * * * * They are talking about the co-ed at the Uni- versity of Illinois who said she wanted to work in an ammunition plant so that she would have lots of arms around her. * * * * This story from Boston University took place in an anatomy lab where a couple of would-be med- ics were dissecting a cat: "Tom," said the first. "Yes," said the second. "Where's your right hand?" "Why it's holding the cat's head." "Then, where's your left hand?" "It's right here, why?" "In that case," murmured the first with a sigh of relief, "I've just cut through the feline's leg." 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Any election-year Congress BYRNS is a more difficult leadership job than an off-year session. Legislators up for a battle to retain their seats, which means all House seats and a third of the Senate, will have to begin thinking and voting -in direct relation to near approaching primaries as soon as the '36 session convenes next January. * * * * THE OFF-YEAR SESSION is the only breathing space for House Members - and a lot of new House Democrats have not yet caught their breath after the surprise in '34 at their own election. Keeping them in order behind administration plans next session will be a harder task for Speaker Byrns et. al. of the House general staff. The political repercussions likely to flow out of individual votes on bonus payment offers an example. It is so near right now to overthrowing a presidential veto that Democratic leaders express no more than a pious hope the Senate will stand fast if it comes to that. In an election year, with a third of the Senate membership up, they hardly would voice even that hope. That is one strong argument unquestionably be- ing advanced in inmost administration circles for compromising the bonus issue out of the way before next year. If it is just beaten by the negative process of a veto narrowly sustained in the Sen- ate, back it will come next year with far less pros- pect of whipping the measure into such shape that the White House could accept, even if it did not like it much. * * * * BUT A STUDY of Roosevelt strategy to date would indicate that it was not so general a look ahead that prompted whatever word may have been passed along to hill leaders to push the whole program. The President himself repeatedly has pictured himself as skipper of a football team, calling the next plays as results of the last effort seemed to justify. MAGIC SERIES MAGIC CLEF SERIES 200 $77.50 LESS ALLOWANCE CHEF i S2100 $85.50 LESS ALLOWANCE See these Ranges on display at our dealer's or at our office. WASHTENAWU GAS COMPANY 211 EAST HURON STREET Religious Activitiles t Keeping Abreast Of Hearst . . The Fellowship of Liberal Religion (UNITARIAN) State and Huron Streets 5:15 :RETURN OF PERSEPHONE" Family servi-e with buffet supper. 7:30 LIBERAL STUDENTS' UNION Discussion. First Methodist Episcopal Church State and Washington Charles W. Brashares, Minister L. Laverne Finch, Minister A. Taliaferro, Music 9:45 A.M. - Classfor young men and women of college age. Dr. Roy J. Burroughs will lead the discus- sion. Meet in the balcony of the church auditorium. 10:45 A.M.-Morning Worship Service "WHY LOVE?" Hillel Foundation Corner East University and Oakland Dr. Bernard Reller, Director, 11:15 A.M. - Sermon at the Women's League Chapel by Dr.' Bernard Heller- "Maimonides - A Medievalist's Contribution to Modernism" 8:00 P.M. - Open forum at the Foundation led by Dr. Jacob Sacks of the Pharmacology Dept.- "The Scientific Attitude in Social Prob- lems." Call the Foundation for reservations for Passover meals. Zion Lutheran Church Washington at Fifth Avenue E. C. Stellhorn, Pastor 9:00 A.M. - Children's service. Ser- mon subject, "A Fisherman and A Fisher of Men." 10:30 A.M. - Service with sermon on, "THE LAW PURIFY- ING LIFE" Text, Psalm 119, 9-16 5:30 P.M. - Student fellowship and supper. 6:30 P.M. - Student forum with address by Rev. H. Yoder, -Test- ing for Values." LENTEN SERVICE Wednesday at 7:30 P.M. Sermon, "John the Apostle" St. Paul's Lutheran (Missouri Synod) West Liberty and Third Sts. Rev. C. A. Brauer.Pastor 9:30 A.M. - Lenten Service in Ger- man. "The Mockery." 10:45 A.M. - Morning Service- Ser- mon by the pastor. "AARON'S ROD BLOSSOMS" (,{, ON'T READ HEARST!" is the 1.1 warning printed on lapel buttons at present being distributed by some anti-Hearst organization, in the hopes of fighting the syndi- cate owner with a boycott. Unfortunately there seems to be little chance of reducing the mass reading public of Mr. Hearst's papers by the simple expedient of a boycott by the comparative few who thoroughly hate his methods and recognize their danger. The prospect of such a movement is that it would have an actual weakening effect on the anti-Hearst forces. During the World War the teaching of German was stopped in the public schools of Amer- LENT TIME IS CHURCH A news item says that 154 of 156 the Arizona State Teachers College graduates of have gainful 11 11