WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27, 1935 THE MICHIG~AN fDAILY Wo lverineSluoragersFaiTo Hit As Moundsinen Bear Down 4 Rookie Pitcher * Holds Varsity To Two Singles Jennings, Will Be Back Saturday; Heyliger Out For Two Weeks Berger Larson and Earl Meyers hooked up in a hurling duel yester- day on Ferry Field to the discomfi- ture of Michigan's sluggers who got only four hits off the two right hand- ers in an eight-inning game between the Varsity and Reserves. Meyers, who has had very little pitching experience, turned back the Varsity with only one hard hit, a double by Paulson, in the six innings he pitched. Oliver beat out a bunt in the opening inning for the other hit. The chunky right-hander was wild at first, and didn't know what to do with men on the bases, but he had the Regulars reaching clumsily for his slow curve and popping up on his fast one. Larson, who has the best curve ball among the hurlers, and has shown the most stuff so far, had the Yan- nigans eating out of his hand when he wanted to bear down. On one occasion he struck out the side, whif- fing the last two on six pitches. Park- er and Verbeek lined out singles off Larson. No changes were made in the Var- sity lineup. Oliver, Paulson, Ford and Teitelbaum formed the infield, Regeczi, Rudness and Lerner patrolled the outfield, with Williams catching. With two stitches and a bandage over his right eye, the result of be- ing struck with a flying bat Monday, Ferris Jennings, second-string short- stop, viewed practice from the side- lines. He will probably return to ac- tion Saturday. Vic Heyliger, outfielder and catch- er, who sprained his ankle sliding Monday, will be out for a longer pe- riod. X-rays taken yesterday showed no break or torn ligaments, but ac- cording to physicians, the injury will not stand intensive action for at least two weeks. Kappas Take Swimming Title; Barbour Second Kappa Kappa Gamma won. the In- tramural Swimming meet last night at the Union pool. Betsy Barbour was second and the Independents third. The Kappas had only two entrants and the independent team was a one 'man' affair. Mary Red- den, '38E., was their only entrant. Johnston of Kappa and Redden of the Independents were high scorers with 11 points. 25-yard free style - Won by John- ston; second, Goutremont; third, Montgomery. Time 14.7. 25-yard free style (consolation) - Won by Higby; second, Krieger; third, Porter. Time 21.4. 25-yard breast-stroke - Won by B. Howard; second, M. Howard; third, Little. Time, 21.3. 25-yard side-stroke - Won b y Howard; second, Atlee; third, Gil- lespie. Time, 18.9. 40-yard free style - Won by Red- den; second, Johnston; third, Mitch- ell. Time 274. Diving-Won by Mitchell; sec- ond, Freund; third, Redden. 100-yard relay - Won by Jordan; second, Mosher; third, Kappa Alpha Theta. Time, 27.3. SAny Man who doesn't make the Best of his Appearance is STAR DUSTC..yT N5 -4R 1111r1n a . TODAY, Ladies and Gentlemen, we continue our series on "Sports Which Are Not Sports" with some frank words on the avaricious Gorg- ons which infest drug stores and res- taurants, taking nickels from unwary students who would earn an easy dime or two. These Gorgons (you may call them baseball or football games, or even old-fashioned "poosh-em-up" games) are well designed to give each victim his nickel's worth in mental torture before the tenth ball has fallen into the "O" hole. This is the only re- ward most of us ever get for our nickels, so we enjoy each spine-shiv- ering quiver to its very dregs. Of course you must remember, Dear Reader, that the innocuous words "Skill Score Only" and like phrases meaning that you don't get any money if you win, are just blinds for the avoidance of numerous and com- plicated city ordinances against gam- ing devices. Ten skill points are the equivalent of 10 cents inhany lang- uage, including the Danish. Don't think that I am hinting at gambling, far from it. I object, sole- ly, to being made to think it is a gamble when there is no element of chance involved. The only ques- tion is one of time - how long will it Ford. Signs To Coach Junior Yale Gridders ]Michigan Center Is Also To Assume Position As Eli BoxingCoach Jerry Ford, Varsity center of the 1934 Wolverine football team, an- nounced yesterday that he had signed a 17-month contract to coach foot- ball and boxing at Yale. Under Yale's athletic system, the ffootball squad is divided into a Var- sity and a Junior Varsity. A line coach was needed for the Junior Var- sity squad and Ivy Williamson, end coach of the Eli and former Mich- igan captain, sug- . . gested a Michigan ,. man. The Yale ' athletic board ask- ed Coach Harry ? Kipke to name a -capable prospect :::: :'. :: . who could fill the position, and he .,'}: :: recommended Jer- r Ford. After due con- sideration the rec- ommendation was approved and Fod signed the contract March 15. The position is intended to be permanent according to Ford, and will last as !ong as he wishes to hold it. It is a full time job and will entail, in addi- tion to his duties as line coach, a oosition as assistant boxing coach in Uhe winter between the conclusion of the regular grid season and the be- inning of Spring practice. Yale also plans to use Ford as a sout during the regular football sea- son, and will depend upon him to a large extent in tutoring the Junior Varsity in the plays of Yale's oppon- ents. The Junior Varsity under the New Haven system, takes the place of the freshman team at Michigan in unning through dummy scrimmage psing oppents' plays, as the freshman team there plays a regular schedule with outside schools. STETSON HATS Regular $6.50 Playboy & Bantam $5.00 .0 HUDDER TO PCOAT by "Society Brand" 0 take the Gorgon to get as many nickels as you may possess at the out- set? We read, and quiver with horror at the pictures invoked, of the tor- tures of the Inquisition, of people slowly torn into their component parts on the rack, or jellied on the wheel, but did vengeful priest or sadistic layman ever invent torture so devilish as this, this watching one's nickels trickle away on the wings of a littl9 ball which always falls in- to the wrong hole? Let me cite a typical case, one, un- fortunately, which has left a scar up- on the writer's soul forevermore. X was feeding the Gorgon. X had been doing just that for some time, and had murmured more than once "Just one more time!" This time things looked rosy. The first ball dropped in "1,000" with- out any soul-tearing gyrations. Ball No. 2 clinked solidly into a "300" hole amid hushed groans, but No. 3 pivoted smoothly around a would-be tackler, got some nice interference from a row of pins and ended in "1,500." The goal of 9,600 seemed pleasantly near. Ball 4 chalked up 500, which was quite safe, but not too good. No. 5 shied daintily away from several two and three hundreds and was shot out of most of the "cannons" on the board before it nestled triumphantly in a "2,000" hole, to bring the score to 5,300 on five balls. The time was at hand to put on the pressure. No. 6 rolled lazily in- to "1,000" amid cheers from the as- sembled throng. Sixty-three hun- dred, not bad! Bad news Seven pre- sented a polished cheek to the plung- er and was promptly corralled in a "1,500" hole, bringing the total to 7,800, with three balls, including the "double" to go. The end is now history, Eight and Nine registered 500 apiece, so that the score stood at 8,700 when the white "double" ball swooped up the runway with the prayers of the mul- titude behind it. It slowed up, it bounded off a row of pins, it carrom- ed against the side and dropped in- to the mouth of a "cannon," from whence it.was ejected with all haste, directly at a "200" hole. It side- stepped nicely, curtsied to the crowd, and dropped into a "2,000." "Pay me!" yelled the nerve-racked contestant to the proprietor. The crowd glared at the be-aproned in- dividual as he counted up the score, "Yup, 12,700, that pays 20 cents, but I can't pay you, the 'tilter's' off!" P.S. - To the uninitiated, the "tilt- er" is a little ball atop a pyramid, which rolls off said pyramid when the machine has been tilted. Trials Are Held For I-M Foul Shooting Contest The Intramural Department is sponsoring an All-Campus foul shoot- ing contest which will take place be- tween March 27 and April 5. In order to qualify the contestant must make 15 out of 25 shots. If he passes the above requirement he is permitted 75 more trials. The one scoring the greatest number of goals out of 100 attempts will be declared the winner. Previous to the recent Open House program the contestants entered in the fraternity division staged their own elimination ,tournament. Thus the players that made 15 or more shots out of the regular 25 limit will be declared eligible for further com- petition in the All-Campus tourney. Entries have been tabulated for the All-Campus badminton feature which will begin this Thursday, March 28 and continue till spring vacation. Members of the Ann Arbor badminton club who will take part in the tour- nament are D. Coursey, N. Shaw, H. Kasabach, and J. Carrichael. Yearling Track Team Defeats BadgerSquad Woh erines Are Outclassed By Illinois In Second Telegraphic Meet Michigan's freshman track team split even in its two final indoor telegraphic meets of the season, win- ning from the Wisconsin yearlings, 56-48, and losing to the strong Illi- nois first year men, 79-24%/. Illinois proved her strength with exceptional performances in every event. ILLINOIS SUMMARIES 60-yard dash - Won by Lehman (I) ; second, Burling (I); tied for third, McClure (I) and Mason (M). Time, :06.3. , 65-yard high hurdles --Won by Robinson (I); second, Huntley (); third, Brunton (I). Time :06.1. 65-yard low hurdles-Won by Robinson (I); second, Huntley (); third, Mason (M). Time, :07.5. 440-yard run-Won by Orlovich (I); second, Mason (M); third, Tiede- man (I). Time, :51.3. 880-yard runi- Won by W. Ride- out (I); second, Gaines (I); third, Edgar (M). Time, 1:57.4. Mile run - Won by B. Rideout (I); second, Gaines (I); third, Staehle (M). Time, 4:29.9. Two-mile run - Won by Staehle (M) ; second, O'Connell (I); third, Fraser (I). Time, 9:47.2. Shot put -Won by Gragg (I); sec- ond, Townsend (M); third, Cooper (M). Distance 44 ft. 33/4 in. Broad jump - Won by Spurgeon (I) ; second, Farrell (M); third, Stocker (I). Distance, 22 ft. 10 in. High jump - Won by Roessler (I) ; second, Spurgeon (I); third, Garri- son (). Heighth, 6 ft. 21/2 in. Pole vault- Won by Stein, (M); second, Garrison (I); third, Farrell (M). Heighth 12 ft. 4% in. Mile relay-Won by Illinois (Hanes, Condit, Tiedeman, and Orlovich). Time, 3:28.6. WISCONSIN SUMMARIES 60-yard dash-Won by Zinzer (W); tied for second, Haebig (W) and Mason (M). Time, :06.4. 65-yard high hurdles-Won by Willison (W); second, Bratt (M); third, Stein (M). Time, :08.7. 65-yard low hurdles - Won by Willison (W); second, Mason (M); third, Newburn (M). Time, :07.5. 440-yard dash --Won by Mason (M); second, Searle (M); third, Zinzer (W). Time, :52.1. 880-yard run - Won by Bunt (W); second. Edgar (M); third, McKay (M). Time, 2:02.8. Mile run -Won by Staehle (M); second, Fink (M); third, Fenske (W). Time, 4:29.1. (New Michigan freshman Field House record). Two-mile run - Won by Staehle (M); second, Pratt (W); third, Fink (M). Time, 9:47.2. New Michigan freshman Field House record). Shot put - Won by Behr/ (W) ; second, Townsend (M); third, Coop- er (M). Distance, 46 ft. 3 in. Broad jump - Won by Farrell (M); second, McCloskey (W); third, Schmidt (W). Distance, 21 ft. 7 in. Pole vault -Won by Stein (M); second, Brindler (W); third, Veirig (W), Heighth, 12 ft. 4 in. High jump - Won by Peck (W); second, Parker (W); third, Bratt (M). Heighth, 5 ft. 8 in. Mile relay - Won by Michigan (Searle, Edgar, Czeresko, and Mason). Time, 3:34.4 New Cars for Taxi Service P H 4 UI N04545 NE CAMPUS CABS 24-HOUR SERVICE Yale, U.S.C. Seek To Relieve Wolverine Swimmers Of Title' A six-man Southern California weak in comparison to Kasley's recent team, champions of the Pacific coast, 2:27.6 performance. and a Yale squad that has been pub- Paul Buckingham scored only 91.08 licized to the skys in eastern news- points in the diving event, and the papers, but boasts as its only star a two Dicks, Cooroon and Cooke did very erratic free-styler, stand in the not shine as they placed third and way of Michigan's sixth National fourth behind a 2:20:7 performance Collegiate in nine years. in the 220-yard free-style. Coach Matt Mann's mermen are Norris Hoyt did better when he heavy favorites to retain their crown annexed the 300-yard individual med- in Harvard's pool this week-end, but ley event in 3:46.3, as compared to swimming observers in the east and Drysdale's intercollegiate record of far west seem to think that their 3:44.1, but his winning time of 5:06.4 champions will take over the title. in the 440 is mediocre. Southern California captained, by Taking the results of the I.S.A. Jimmy Gilhula of Detroit, finished meet as a standard by which to mea- in second place last year and have sure the Yale natators, and consid- most of their place-winners returning. ering the performances of Southern Gilhula finished second to Jack California this season, it can be seen Medica in the 440 and 220 at Colum- that Michigan's tankmen should not bus last March, and since that time have a great deal of trouble holding has broken the latter's world record their title for another year. in the longer distance and the inter- - collegiate 220 mark formerly held by Captain Dave Livingston of Yale. Gil- hula's performances at Cambridge" will be watched closely, for the Tro- jan leader has the disconcerting habit of faltering every time he meets Med- ica. co ts Fletcher Is Sprint Star I. I'7 N N I C1 Gene Fletcher has done :23.4 in thet 50 and :53.9 in the 100-yard free- style, while Johnny Kaye finished second to Michigan's Taylor Drys- dale in the back-stroke last season and is a threat again now. Los Angeles sport writers are point- ing to Frankie Kurtz as the next div- ing champion. He scored 145 points to beat "Mickey Rliley" Galitzen, former Olympic champion, recently. John Paulson has taken most of the California titles in the breast- stroke, but should not cause Jack Kas- ley much trouble. Bill Shaw is a sec- ond diver who may come east, but is not of Kurtz's caliber. Yale won the Intercollegiate Swim- ming Association championship for the eleventh straight time in the C.C.- N.Y. pool last Saturday, but the Eli's times in this meet and throughout the season prove that the New Haven boys are not all they are cracked up to be. 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