THE M I CHIGAN DAILY SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1934 THE MICHIGAN DAILY s I The New Election System T IE MON COSSACK .usT : C°"1'I P AMgM ,...NML .....,m-2... Published every morning except Monday during the University year and Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of the Western Conference Editorial Association and the Big Ten News Service. M EMB~ER Asocited ollegiate re5 s =1034 GUoitEitgst jC 135 M.ADSON wsCOol 'IEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches are reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Postmaster-General. Subscription during summer by carrier $1.00; by mail, $1.50. During regular school year by carrier, $4.00; by mail, $4.50. Offices: Student Publications Building, Maynard Street, Ann Arbor, Michigan. Phone: 2-1214. Representatives: National Advertising Service, Inc. i. West 42nd Street, New York, N.Y. - 400 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Ill. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR............WILLIAM G. FERRIS CITY EDITOR...........................JOHN HEALEY EDITORIAL DIRECTOR ...........RALPH G. COULTER SPORTS EDITOR................ARTUR CARSTENS WOMEN'S EDITOR .....................ELEANOR BLUM NIGHT EDITORS: Paul J. Elliott, John J. Flaherty, Thomas E. Groehn, Thomas H. Kleene, David G. Macdonald, John M. O'Connell, Robert S. Ruwitch, Arthur M. Taub. SPORTS ASSISTANTS: Marjorie Western, Joel Newman, Kenneth Parker, William Reed, Arthur Settle. WOMEN'S ASSISTANTS: Barbara L. Bates, Dorothy Gies, Florence Harper, Eleanor Johnson, Ruth Loebs, Jo- sephine McLean, Margaret D. Phalan, Rosalie Resnick, Jane Schneider, Marie Murphy. REPORTERS: John H. Batdorff, Robert B. Brown, Richard Clark, Clinton B. Conger, Sheldon M. Ellis, William H. Fleming, Robert J. Freehling, Sherwin Gaines, Richard Hershey, Ralph W. THrd, Jack Mitchell Fred W. Neal, Melvin C. Oathout, Robert Pulver, Lloyd S. Reich, Mar- shall Shulman, Donald Smith, Bernard Weissman, Jacob C. Seidel, Bernard Levick George Andros, Fred Buesser, Robert Cummins, Fred DeLano, Robert J. Friedman, Raymond Goodman, Morton Mann. Dorothy Briscoe, Maryanna Chockly, Florence Davies, Helen Diefendorf, Marian Donaldson, Elaine Goldberg, Betty Goldstein, Olive Griffith, Harriet Hathaway, Ma- rion Holden, Lois King, Selma Levin, Elizabeth Miller, Melba Morrison, Elsie Pierce, Charlotte Reuger, Dorothy Shappell, Molly Solomon, Dorothy Vale, Laura Wino- grad, Jewel Wuerfel BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 2-1214 BUSINESS MANAGER ...............RUSSELL B. READ CREDIT MANAGER .................ROBERT S. WARD WOMEN'S BUSINESS MANAGER .........JANE BASSETT DEPARTMENT MANAGERS: Local Advertising, John Og- den; Service Department, Bernard Rosenthal; Contracts, Joseph Rothbard; Accounts, Cameron Hall; Circulation and National Advertising, David Winkworth; Classified Advertising and Publications, George Atherton. BUSINESS ASSISTANTS: William Jackson, William Barndt, Ted Wohlgemuith, Lyman Bittman, Richard Hardenbrook, John Park, F. Allen Upson, Willis Tom- r linson, Homer Lathrop, Tom Clarke, Gordon Cohn, Merrell Jordan, Stanley .offe., WOMEN'S ASSISTANTS: Mary Bursley, Margaret Cowie, Marjorie Turner, Betty Cavender, Betty Greve, Helen Shapland, Betty Simonds, Grace Snyder, Margaretta Kohlig, Ruth Clarke, Edith Hamilton, Ruth Dicke, Paula Joerger, Mary Lou Hooker, Jane Heath, Bernar- dine Field, Betty Bowman, July Trosper. NIGHT EDITOR: THOMAS H. KLEENE' The State Turns Out Citizens. O NLY IN RAREST MOMENTS of tranquility may thought be devoted to such academic questions as why the state should devote three to five million dollars a year sending 8,000 students from Michigan - and other states - through the University. The question is purely academic because neither the rankest radical nor the veriest conservative thinks to question the place of the state university in the scheme of things. Every school boy knows that education is a great thing, that it's a fine old democratic institution, and that you can't have too much of it. Education is a thing that must be treated reverently: if you can't get it, you feel righteous about helping some one else get it. Supposedly, however, university education has some better justification than the fact that millions vaguely "feel" it to be a matter established by divine right. What the university does - or attempts to do -may be fairly easily determined and analyzed. First, it trains students to earn a living in a special- ized field. Second, it teaches students to think clearly, logically, and without prejudice on any subject. Third, it offers a fuller appreciation of life through the study of how other men have lived and what they have thought. Lastly, it af- fords an opportunity for social contacts and prac- tical experimentation in group living. Just what emphasis should be placed on each of these aims and where one blends into another is not the question here. Granted that the university does all these fine things, there is still the question of why. Simple, you say. Education makes better citizens and better citizens make a better state. Perhaps it would be closer to the truth to say that education produces "smarter" citizens, but that smarter citizens do not always make a better state. If college' so equips its students that they are enabled to go out and prey more efficiently on their fellow men for individual advancement, then edu- cation is not giving us better citizens. Men may not go out grimly determined to fleece widows and or- phans of their last dollars, but they do graduate with a frame of mind that, discounts much of the idealism they have been exposed to. They grant what a fine place the world might be if people acted like they talk, but they are only more firmly con- vinced that practical considerations make it neces- sary for them to fight a hard and selfish battle. It's not impossible to develop a sound and worth- while philosophy of life in today's colleges; many T:iE UNDERGRADUATE COUNCIL saw its op- portunity and stood still. It didn't meet that opportunity and it didn't run away. It hedged, ccmpromised. The plan which it presented to the student body yesterday morning was a hybrid, shot try ough with indications of hasty and thoughtless action. In the first place, the composition of the student section of the electoral board is an obvious joke. Here is a group which its sponsors, with an almost childlike naivete, claim "is representative of the student body" and yet which makes no provision for including independents. It includes the presi- dent of the Interfraternity Council, who is always a fraternity man, and the president of the Pan- hellenic Association, who is always a sorority woman. Its other members are the presidents of the Union, the League, and the Undergraduate Council, each of whom is almost always affiliated with a Greek-letter society. To call such a group "representative" of the stu- dents" indicates a shocking lack of knowledge con- cerning just who the -students are. This board should be composed of an equal number of affiliat- ed and unaffiliated men and women. Until it is, it can hardly expect the respect of the major portion - the independent portion -of the student body. Second, the plan maintains the election system. And in maintaining the system it also maintains the evils. Campus politics have produced multiple voting by one person. He or she collects five or six regis- tration cards or treasurer's receipts and, appearing at the polls at intervals, votes five or six times. Does the new system end this evil? Of course it doesn't. Campus politics have been characterized by job promising for gaining blocs of votes. The new sys- tem will shorten the period of job promising but will not eliminate it. Let us assume, for instance, that a Chi Psi has been nominated to oppose a Psi Upsilon for the J-Hop post. Are we to suppose that the members of these houses will not burn the telephone wires all morning and afternoon pre- ceding the election in order to promise jobs on the J-Hop committee. for which they will get votes in return? Such a supposition would be just plain dumb. Third, only a half-hearted effort was made to rid the campus of useless offices. The secretary and the treasury jobs were combined into one and that was all. It is still ridiculous to contend that the president of the sophomore or the vice-pr'esident of the junior classes, or offices in other classes other than the senior president, fulfill any worthwhile function. They simply don't. It is unfortunate that the Council's courage could not have matched its speed. (And what amazing speed it was! So much so that all the action was taken while the president of the Union and the managing editor of The Daily - who comprise two- thirds of the executive committee of the Council - were guests of the U. of M. Club in Detroit, and neither had the slightest notion that this particular measure was on the agenda.) If that courage had been present, the Council would have swept away elections and substituted the merit system entirely. It would not nave indulged in a cheap compromise. Either the Council will have to iron out these painful errors at its next meeting or it can no longer expect to command the respect and support of the serious organizations on this campus. R USSIAN CHORUS CHORAL UNION SERIES MONDAY, NOV. 19 8: 15 P.M. -in - HILL AUDITORIUM "The Horsemen of the Steppes," consisting of 36 former officers of the late Czar's Imperial Army, in a programof Soldier Songs, Church Songs, and National Airs. Tickets $1.00 - $1.50 - $2.00 Season Tickets -SERGE JAROFF $5.00 - $7.00 - $8.50 - $10.00 (Eight Concerts) .... ....... 1.b Campus Opinion Letters published in this column should not be construed as expressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. Anonymous contributions will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked to be brief, the editor reserving the right to condense all letters of over 300 words. Rival Politicoes Evolve A Plan To the Editor: The Undergraduate Council handed down a de- cision Thursday evening that probably never again will be rivalled for its lack of far-sightedness. Meeting with the express purpose in mind of eliminating from campus elections all of the evils that have sprung up in past years that body evolved a weird plan that, in its absurd complexity, failed to affect any of the evils at which it was aimed. At best, the plan would hamper only to some slight degree the malpractices of caucusing and job- bartering, but the greatest objection to the present system was absolutely untouched. That to which we refer is the illegal voting that was rampant Wednesday afternoon. The Council argued against "dirty" politics and blindly accepted the first plan that came to mind.I It' is our opinion that class elections can be cleaned up, and we have some private ideas on practicable methods. Proceeding to a logical con- clusion, the entire system is based on the fact that there are a multitude of offices to be given out, with the accompanying evils of patronage and job-bartering. Striking at the basic principle of the matter, we have revised the list of class offices to a lower number. At present the majority of positions are merely plums for the political "hanger-on," being functionless. Out of 77 appointive positions we find only three that are necessary. These are the offices which handle Senior Commencement. We have cut the number of appointive positions to a minimum as well as the elective offices. This is the root of the matter. No more will John Ward- heeler be able to say "you can have the .chairman- ship of the finance committee if you will vote for Frank." There simply won't be enough to go around. So much for caucusing. And when there is no caucus, where is the motive for illegal voting? It has disappeared. The entire plan is as follows: 1. The nominating board as named by the Un- dergraduate Council shall remain in force. Petitions shall be submitted to that board no earlier than one week before election. Nominations shall be made by that board no earlier than twenty-four hours before election. The nominations shall be made in the board meeting by sealed ballot. The ballots shall be handed to T. Hawley Tapping who shall examine the ballots for cases of ties. In a case of a tie, reballoting shall occur. Other- wise Mr. Tapping shall keep the ballot secret until the hour of the election. This feature is to insure that no leak be possible. The board shall nominate not less than two and not more than five persons for each office. 2. Elections shall be supervised by members of the Undergraduate Council and the Union Execu- tive Council. Cases of doubtful identification may be settled only by the President of the Undergrad- uate Council. 3. The following offices shall be chosen at the elections: CLASS OFFICERS Literary 'College Seniors: president, treasurer, secretary. Junior class: president (to serve as treasurer). Sophomoreand freshman; same as junior class. The following dance committees shall be chosen at elections: DANCE COMMITTEES Senior Ball Even Years - Engineering College, chairman; Lit- erary College, 2; Dental School, 1; Law School, 1. Odd Years-Literary College, chairman; Literary College, 1; Engineering College, 1; Medical School, 1; Business Administration School, 1. Junior Hop Same as the Senior Ball. Commencement. Other than this there will be no appointive positions. SUMMARY OF PRESENT AND PROPOSED CONDITIONS 1. Former number of offices: Dance Committees - Senior Ball, 17; Junior Hop, 16; Soph Prom, 13; Frosh Frolic, 14. Officers - Senior, elective 4, ap- pointive 41; Junior, elective 4, appointive 12; Soph, elective 4, appointive 12; Frosh, elective 4, appoin- tive 12. Proposed number of offices: Dance Committees - Senior Ball, 5; Junior Hop, 5; Soph Prom, 3; Frosh Frolic, 3. Officers- Senior, elective 3, appoin- tive 3; Junior, elective 1, appointive 0; Soph, elec- (Continued on Page 6) CO LLEGIlATE OBSERVER VA i " By BUD BERNARD Here's a contribution coming from the Cam- pus Scout of the University of Illinois: THE DOPE ON BIG TEN BOYS The men at Northwestern Are made I surmise, Of tab-collar shirts And rabbit-hair ties. The men at Chicago Are made one declares, Of lectures, vain hopes, And superior airs. The men at Wisconsin, If I have the facts, Are made out of steins Plus off-color slacks. THE MEN AT OLD MICHIGAN (CAN YOU NOT TELL?) ARE MADE OUT OF PLAYS THAT DON'T WORK SO WELL. The men at Purdue Are confected it seems, From contracts arranged With the easiest teams. At old Indiana The men are all made Of Riley and Tarkington, Nathan and Ade. The men at Ohio, I piously write, Are made at the parties They go on at night. The men out at Iowa I believe, all Are made out of corn That's uncommonly tall. At dear Minnesota They're made, you'll admit, Of corduroy, nails, Power houses and grit. The men at Urbana With bits of above, Are made of beer spiked With two ounces ... and love. Knitting, hitherto an exclusive occupation for women, is being taken up by men at Columbia University. A group of freshmen and sophomores, convinced they are giving the school something to talk about, have obtained permission from the dean to form the Knita-nata-nu society. The dean's statement on the matter, which was made public yesterday, reads: "I think that all students who want to should be allowed to knit. This is part of the liberty for which Columbia stands." The dean declared however, that "knitting isn't quite up my alley." SENIORS Do not wait until the last week in November to have oupr ictures taken for the ic iganensian. Pictures must be in by December 1. Call one of the photogra pers NOW, Activities The Fellowship of Hillel Foundation Zion Lutheran Liberal Re igion Corner East University and Oakland Church (UNITARIAN) Dr. Bernard Heller, Director Washington at Fifth Avenue State and Huron Streets November 18, 1934 E. C. Stelihorn, Pastor 11:15 A.M.-Morning service in the November 18, 1934 Michigan League Chapel. Sermon November 18, 1934 5:00 P.M.--Afternoon Service. "Is Communism the Cure 9:he0 AC ibn asach uren pic , "TOBACCO ROAD" for Anti-Semitism" Member." Mr. Marley wi review the play 9:00 AMHarvest festival service in by Jack Kirkland. the German language. 2:30 P.M. + Class on Jewish Ethics 10:30 A.M.-Service with sermon on, will be omitted this week but will "WHY A HARVEST be continued November 25. 7:30 P.M. - Student Discussion, The Hillel membership drive is FESTIVAL?" now going on. "The Greatest Problem Have you actively signed up with 5.30 P.M. -Student fellowship and Before Youth Today" the foundation? suppe. By rofssr Rleih cholin .8:00 P.M. - General meeting of the 6:45 P.M. - Reports on the recent By Professor Raleigh Schorling organized independent Jewish stu- meeting of the Lutheran Student of the School of Education dents. Conference at Columbus, Ohio. First Methodist St. Paul's Lutheran Episcopal Church Missouri Synod) State aid Washington West Liberty and Third Sts, Charles W. Brashares, Minister DO NOT Rev. C. A. Brauer, Pastor November 18. 1934 November 18, 1934 9:45--College Age Class for young NEGLECT menand women in the balconof 9:30 A.M.-Sunday School the church auditorium. Dr. Roy 93 ..TeSriei emn W. Burroughs is the teacher. 9:30 A.M.-The Service in German. 10:45-Morning Worship Service: Y U R 10:45 A.M.-The Morning Worship- "A USE FOR TROUBLE" * m Sermon by the pastor: 4' I