FOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1 U wvw Me I THE MICHIGAN DAILY Publir".ed every morning except Monday during the University year and Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of the Western Conference Editorial Association And the Big Ten News Service. MEMBER Associated tollEsiatt 1Ce5s W4EMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches are reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Postmaster-General. Subscription during summer by carrier, $1.00; by mail, $1.50. During regular school year by carrier, $4.00; by mail, $4.50. Offices: Student Publications Building, Maynard Street, Ann" Arbor, Michigan. Phone: 2-1214. . Representatives: National Advertising Service, Inc. 11 West 42nd Street, New York, N.Y. - 400 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Ill. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR .............WILLIAM G. FERRIS CITY EDITOR......... ..............JOHN HEALEY EDITORIAL DIRECTOR ............RALPH G. COULTER SPORTS EDITOR ...................ARTHUR CARSTENS WOMEN'S EDITOR .....................ELEANOR BLUM NIGHT EDITORS: Paul J. Elliott, John J. Flaherty, Thomas E. Groehn, Thomas H. Kleene, David 0. Macdonald, John M. O'Connell, Robert S. Ruwitch, Arthur M. Taub. SPORTS ASSISTANTS: Marjorie Western, Joel Newman, Kenneth Parker, William Reed, Arthur Settle. WOMEN'S ASSISTANTS: Barbara L. Bates, Dorothy Gies, Florence Harper, Eleanor Johnson, Ruth Loebs, Jo- sephine McLean, Margaret D. Phalan, Rosalie Resnick, Jane Schneider, Marie Murphy. REPORTERS: John H. Batdorff, Robert B. Brown, Richard Clark, Clinton B. Conger, Sheldon M. Ellis, William H. Fleming, Robert J. Freehling, Sherwin Gaines, Richard fF Hershey, Ralph W. Hurd, Jack Mitchell, Fred W. Neal, Melvin C. Oathout, Robert Pulver, Lloyd S. Reich, Mar- shall Shulman, Donald Smith, Bernard Weissman, Jacob C. Seidel, Bernard Levick, George Andros, Fred Buesser, z obert Cummins, Fred DeLano, Robert J. Friedman, Raymond Goodman, Morton Mann. Dorothy Briscoe, Maryanna Chockly, Florence Davies, Helen Diefendorf, Marian Donaldson, Elaine Goldberg, Betty Goldstein, Olive Griffith, Harriet Hathaway, Ma- rion Holden, Lois King, Selma Levin, Elizabeth Miller, Melba Morrison, Elsie Pierce, Charlotte Reuger. Dorothy Shappell, Molly Solomon, Dorothy Vale; Laura Wino- grad, Jewel Wuerfel. BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 2-1214 BUSINESS MANAGER.............RUSSELL B. READ CREDIT MANAGER................ROBERT S. WARD WOMEN'S BUSINESS MANAGER ........JANE BASSETT DEPARTMENT MANAGERS: Local Advertising, John Og- den; Service Department, Bernard Rosenthal; Contracts. *Joseph Rothbard; Accounts, Cameron Hall; Circulation and National Advertising, David Winkworth; Classified Advertising and Publications, George Atherton. BUSINESS ASSISTANTS: William Jackson, William Barndt, Ted Wohlgemuith, Lyman Bittman, Richard Hlardenbrook, John Park, F. Allen Upson, Willis Tom- linson, Homer Lathrop, Tom Clarke, Gordon Cohn, Merrell Jordan, Stanley Jo fe. WOMEN'S ASSISTANTS: Mary Bursley, Margaret Cowie, Marjorie Turner, Betty Cavender, Betty Greve, Helen Shapland, Betty Simonds, Grace Snyder, Margaretta Kohlig, Ruth Clarke, Edith Hamilton, Ruth Dicke, Paula Joerger, Mary Lou Hooker, Jane Heath, Bernar- dine Field, Betty Bowman, July Trosper. Schools For Scandal .. . UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI stu- dents, electing officers recently, cast 200 more votes than there were students. Political science teachers began to wonder if they were teaching too well. At Ohio State University, where the student paper and a handful of idealistic students lost a fight to do away with class elections entirely, voting for Homecoming Queen a few days later was dirtier than usual. "How many times did you vote?" asks a line at the top of the next morn- ing's front page. Names and fee cards of students who voted illegally are being held for possible investigation by the Student Senate. Members of both local combines were implicated, the paper charged. More specifically, the evils charged were double, triple, and quadruple voting; electioneering within, 10 feet of the poles; rampant fee card distribu- tion, voting with fee cards whose owners were not near the polls all day. In addition, according to the Lantern, "parades and the usual ballyhoo marked the election." Chief note of optimism was that "campus opinion apparently approves of the method of se- lecting queen candidates, which has eliminated much of the ill-feeling that has existed in former years." Three masked judges had reduced the field from 40 to six. Why not let a couple of blindfolded judged do the rest of the picking, and eliminate ill-feeling altogether? CO LLEGIAT E O BSERVER By BUD BERNARD When a professor of English at the Uni- vercity of Iowa was unable to indulge in his pet habit, recently, reading to his class, there was need for an explanation. He hurriedly pointed out that his glasses fell and shattered while he was talking to a young lady. This brought some cheers and laughter from the class. "No! No!" the professor exclaimed. "Don't get me wrong. She was only a faculty member." * * .7 )1K i Time Michigant } L, . 9 Campus Opinion Letters published in this column should not be construed as expressing theseditorial opinion of The Daily. Anonymous contributions will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked to be brief, the editor reserving the right to condense all letters of over 300 words. Question And Answer Department To the Editor Although the University of Michigan football team is suffering a disappointing year, I see no reason why its supporters should make any criti- cism of them as a ball club. However I would like to inquire of you just why is it that yours and my school team is equipped with such unprepossessing uniforms. I understand perfectly that apparel doesn't furnish fight and spirit, that the U. of M. provides the best protection for its plays, but why, in these days of color and dhow, can't Michigan keep up with the procegsion and add color to its representatives on the gridiron. You must admit that, when lined up with the opposition, Michigan presents a pretty drab appearance. -A Fellow Student. NOTE: The sports' staff informs us that this question has come up to the coaches before and that they have decided that it is better to keep our present colors, for the sake of the tradition, than to change for something louder and funnier. Personally, we rather like the solid substantiality of the Michigan uniforms when comparedewith the latest spectrum com- bination of the opposing teams. - The Editors. Bouquet To the Editor: I think it is no more than proper that you should be told what I hear on every side, of the great improvement which has occurred this year in the editorial management of The Daily. This goes particularly for the editorial page,, but the approval extends, I think, to most other depart- ments. In level-headedness and maturity of ap- proach I consider it by far the best Daily we have had since I have been in Ann Arbor. -Prof. John E. Tracy. Huey P. Long's gridiron gymnastics at Van- derbilt University last week has brought him into demand as a football crowd-getter. George Wash- ington University, which meets Huey's proteges. Louisiana State University's Tigers on Nov. 10, wants the Kingfish to beat the tom-toms for their ball game. An Associated Press dispatch states, '.'Both unbeaten, George Washington and Louisiana are sure to draw a good 'house.' But with the Kingfish as an added attraction, George Washing- ton envisions a sell-out and perhaps an all-time high for capital contests. What with Georgia re- portedly offering Louisiana a game next fall 'if they bring Huey along' and George Washington clamoring for his presence, Long has made quick strides as an apprentice in his new collegiate field." Here's a contribution coming from a pre- med. Incidentally, he admits he can't write poetry, but these, he says, are his true con- victions. SCIENTIFIC POETRY 3 hours lab On Sattidy morn Makes me wish I'd nevah been born. The damsels at the New Jersey College for Women are warned by the student publication to learn football game etiquette. Here are some of the fine points of football that should be known: 1. When your friend's alma mater fails to-scote, cheer him up by saying, "Old washout seems to be off the gold standard." 2. Never cheer the wrong team. If you are in doubt root for both. 3. Don't be frightened by queer things on the field. They are not maniacs, but cheerleaders. 4. When you arrive complain about your seats. It will show your escort that you love the finer things in life. THE SAGES SAY Some teachers compare the college curricula to a Swedish smorgas table at which the hungry stu- dent is invited to wander blindfolded and sample a hundred viands until his appetite is sated and he rolls under the table to sleep off his indiges- tion. - Henry Goddard Leach. Add this to your list of similies: As healthy as a centipede with athletes feet. -University of Maryland Daily. "Dear Bud," writes C.L.M. "what we want to know is whether all cases of nervousness can be cured, or did the cigarette manufacturers just give it up? Illinois draft teams did better in the University of Illinois' annual horse-pulling contest this year than at any time in the last eight years. Dobbin is no softie. Istanbul, the chief city of Turkey, has tried and rejected traffic lights. I K ' Union -aniiinces that there will be a regular membership (lance this week-end, Fri- lay 9 till 1 and Saturday .9 till 12. MVichigan Union0-1 Ballroom 41~ 7-1 i I I I m -I / SENIORS { f 1 NIGHT EDITOR: ROBERT S. RUWITCH M, Make Appontments FOR As For Michigan Democracy .. . i, 4, l, r. Y' t, t Your T UESDAY MORNING, The Daily, taking a long breath and jumping off the deep end, prophesied that the Democrats would get at least a two-thirds majority in the House of Representatives. They did. We pro- phesied also that they would gain from three to six seats in the Senate. They appear to have gained ten. The Democratic landslide is complete, devastating, and, except for Michigan, unchal- lenged. What happened in Michigan? In the first place, the Democratic administra- tion of Governor Comstock never made a fa- vorable impression upon the electorate. This may have been the fault of the quarreling Democrats themselves or it may simply have been their mis- fortune to have been placed in the right office at the wrong time. Anyway, the Democrats lived up neither to the hopes of the people nor to their own promises, and the electorate could hardly feel any great sympathy for their troubles. Second, the Republicans were wise enough not to attack President Roosevelt personally or the New Deal generally. Fitzgerald never allowed himself to think that the Federal administration could have any connection with the State administration. Vandenberg embraced those elements of the New Deal he felt would be popular and singled out for attack those that were weak. It was not difficult to kick out an unsatisfactory governor and retain an experienced senator when the Republican can- didates were so nice. Third, there is little effective leadership in. the Democratic party in this State. Mr. Jefferson's party has fed so scarcely among the rocks and reeds for so long that all the bright young men interested in promoting themselves politically hitch up with the other gang. This means that the Democratic party is composed primarily of small town dentists and unemployed mechanics of De- troit. A brain in Michigan Democracy is as rare as a snow flurry in Pango-Pango. The Democrats missed a splendid opportunity. Gaining the governorship for the first time in decades two years ago, with any sort of intelligent cohesion they could have retained that office this year and added a senator to their trophy case. But they acted like boobs and the people have now given them a booby prize. The damage to their own party is deserved, and not particularly unusual, but the damage to Michigan if the State is again to return to one-party government is unfortunate. P olitical And EconomicLibet O 11C& R ~ nOT1C 1ert By DR. STEPHEN DUGGAN Director of the Institute of International Education, in the October number of the Institute's News Bulletin Senior Picture N OW! I RETURNED HOME ABOUT SEPT. 1 after an absence of more than eight months during which I went across Europe from London to Mos- cow, visiting the representatives of the Institute, interviewing leaders of all kinds in the different countries and trying particularly to discover the effects of dictatorships upon the spiritual life of the peoples living under them. Perhaps I may be forgiven for thinking that that experience justifies me in making the statement which follows: I return to find our own people greatly, if not, indeed, primarily interested in the problem of economic security. No one familiar with the despair which has fallen upon millions of our citizens, many of them of high intellectual status, result- ing from economic insecurity caused by the de- pression, can but share in that interest. Cer- tainly my own sympathy is unreservedly given to the development of economic security in as rapid a degree as possible. Where do economic security and economic free- dom exist? In dictatorship countries? Certainly not. In every dictatorship the individual is subject to absolute control by the state. Wherever political liberty has been destroyed, there economic free- dom is dead. The status of the working people in practically every European country was gradually raised as a result of their being organized into trade unions which could defend their interests. In every country where there has been a Fascist revolution the' trade unions have been destroyed and despite the promises of dictatorships, whether individual or group, to safeguard the interests of the workers, those interests have been sacrificed whenever the dictatorship has considered it neces- sary and there remained no organization to defend Year Plan were in .most cases voluntarily accepted by the proletarian workers in face of the supposed threat to Soviet Russia by the capitalistic countries. Nevertheless, anyone familiar with the situation knows that in the last analysis the trade unions do what they are ordered to do by the Soviet government. This Bulletin does not circulate among workers and industrialists, but among the intellectual classes. But no mistake should be made by the in- tellectual classes as to their economic status under dictatorships. Through government control over all jobs no teacher can hold his place a moment unless he teaches the right doctrine. His economic security and economic freedom die at once. Through the control over the economic position of the teacher there is established practically complete restraint over his intellectual freedom. The government regulates his intellectual free- dom by its control over the printing press and by its refusing to allow him to publish writings not in harmony with its theories. Finally, the gov- ernment . has the prison and the concentration camp at its disposal so that it is fair to say that the door of intellectual freedom is triple locked in dictatorship countries. I have taken the fate of the teacher as typical of what happens to the intellectual in general. The tomb-like stillness that has settled upon such splendid former organs of public opinion as the Corriera della Sera of Milan, the Neue Freie Presse of Vienna or the Frankfurter Zeitung when confronted with momentous public problems that demand solutions that may be opposed to those of the dictatorship is eloquent of what has hap- pened to the journalist and the publicist. I 1% - N Official Photographers: I DEY STUDIO I I RENTSCHLER STUDIO SPEDDING STUDIO _, - - - s The 1935 MICHIGAN ITJSIA N I-11 I I