THE MICHIGAN DAILY MICHIGAN DAILY opinion to a high pitch can statesmen and others plunge us into war. In the bright light of a sensible peace-loving public opinion such attempts to release unreason- - fing forces can be seen as they are. Only by refusing to become excited and by counting to ten slowly in r- L ,a crisis can we hope to keep our young men at home and our nation at peace. 5 x 3 r a The Theatre Ill Published every morning except Monday during the University year and Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of the Western Conference Editorial Association and the Big Ten News Service. xgoeiatd ( oli¢iate urezs -OF Xey C a..- . _, 1933 ein~aYWNAL - coVERA 43 MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is enclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispathces credited to it or not otherwise credited in thi. paper and the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches are reserved. 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FRESHMAN TRYOUTS: William Jackson, Louis Gold- smith, David Schiffer; William Barndt, Jack Richardson, Charles Parker, Robert Owen, Ted Wohlgemuth, Jerome Grossman, Avn r, Kronenberger, Jim Horiskey, Tom Clarke, Scott, Samuel Beckman, Homer Lathrop, Hall, Ross Lcvin, Willy Tomlinson, Dean Asselin, Lyman Bittman, John Park, Don Hutton, Allen Ulpson, Richard Hardenbrook, Gordon Cohn. NIGHT EDITOR: GEORGE VAN VLECK Mouldy Laws.. E VERY ONCE IN A WHILE some ambitious soul, delving into the ar- chives, comes up with a legal monstrosity that for- tunately is no longer enforced, but unfortunately still remains to clutter up the statute books and confuse law enforcement matters. In the city of Milwaukee, now famous as one of the best-governed cities in the country, a news- paper discovered recently that an existing city or- dinance makes it illegal to play baseball on a city playground. "The throwing, catching, or batting of baseballs," the law reads, "in any of the streets, alleys, school grounds, or other public grounds is hereby pr6- hibited," Of course this ordinance is no longer en- forced, but any citizen has the right to demand it enforcement. Other obsolete laws in the Milwaukee code which has not been revised since 1914 are that making it unlawful "for any person to skate with or move by the aid of roller skates, pushmobiles, or any noise-creating device whatsoever upon any side- walk, street, or alley after 8 p.m.," and that provid- ing a fine of 50 cents for each horse, mule, cow, sheep, goat or hog found at large on the streets. A stray goose, however, costs its owner only 25 cents, while each offense committed by a chicken costs $1 to $5. Even in Ann Arbor, although its ordinances have been more recently revised, it remains unlawful for any person under 16 to be on the street or in any public place after 8 p.m. and any such person found "loitering, wandering, or rambling . . . or, who shall or do congregate for any idle purpose or conversation" are deemed to be disorderly per- sons, guilty of disorderly conduct. So considerate have the City Fathers been of the squirrel, that even to chase one within the city limits is an unlawful act. With the great confusion of municipal and other laws everywhere in need of revision and codifica- tion it is small wonder that laws are misunder- stood and disobeyed, that litigation is slow and prohibitively expensive, and that confusion an(,' differences of opinion may exist in regard to sucl, matters as the applicability of the State Liquor Control Act to local regulation. Money For TheNavy... P RESIDENT ROOSEVELT recently urged Congress to increase its ap- Musical Events FINAL WEDNESDAY ORGAN RECITAL Choral in D minor . . . ........... Andriesson Benediction...................Karg-Elert Sonata Eroica ...................... Jongen Minuet-Scherzo .....................Jongen May Night .......................Palmgren Chant de Printemps ..... . ............Bonnet Siciliane ............................. Bach Passacaglia and Fugue in C minor ...... Bach PALMER CHRISTIAN will appear in the final recital of the Twilight Concert Series this afternoon, including in his program two seasonal sketches: one, the well known May Night of Palm- gren, and the Chant de Printemps, a joyous expres- sion of delight at the passing of winter. With what has come to be known as Bach's greatest organ work, the C minor Passacaglia and Fugue, the re- cital will close. RECITAL AT LYDIA MENDELSSOHN TONIGHT Tonight the initial concert for the benefit of the Albert Lockwood Memorial Fund will be given by Joseph Brinkman, pianist, in the Lydia Mendels- sohn Theatre, at 8:15 p.m. Mr. Brinkman will play three Beethoven Sonatas, the Pathetique, the Ap- passionata and the Hammerklavier. Screen Reflections AT THE MICHIGAN On the Stage "The Mimic World" On the Screen "This Man Is Mine" Tony ......................Irene Dunne Fran .............. Constance Cummings Jim .................... Ralph Bellamy To stage starved Ann Arbor "The Mimic World" is offered as an oasical relief. At the performance witnessed the audience seemed willing to accept anything, and laughed and applauded at the least resemblance of a joke. As far as the imitations of the radio, stage and screen stars went, there were little similarities to the originals. To extend oneself, they were junk. There were, however, two points in the show that were good. The first was the chorus and the second was the agile dancing of the featured female, whose name we do not know. The latter's body was supply and graceful and successfully weathered many difficult rou- tines. In "This Man Is Mine" is found one of the few genuinely modern and genuinely fresh domestic comedies of the year -so far. Were it not for the fact that men are shown as emotional weak- lings, and that this reviewer happens to be a man and strongly prejudiced in favor of his own sex, all the orchids available would have been hurled at its personnel ranging all the way from authors Chapin and Murfin, to Director John Cromwell, to star Irene Dunne, and to supporting cast Con- stance Cummings, Kay Johnson, Vivian Tobin, Ralph °Bellamy, Charles Starrett, Sidney Black- mer, and Louis Mason. Adapted from the play, "Love Flies in the Win- dow," the film tells the story of a courageous wife who deliberately throws her husband into the arms of a former sweetheart of his to give his love for her the acid test. Miss Dunne is excellent as the wife who teaches her husband a lesson in fidelity. Mr. Bellamy, following the script as best he could, portrayed his romantic-wavering-husband role well. From an analytical point of view the comedy was almost perfect because of its faithful adher- ence to a single theme and its total lack of un- comic material. -J.C.S. AT THE MAJESTIC . . "YOU CAN'T BUY EVERYTHING" Hannah .................. May Robson Elizabeth ..................Jean Parker Donny ....................Wm. Bakewell May Robson wears the pants in this outfit and if you are n May Robson fan, it's a pushover. Mor- alistic only so far as the title goes, this film will be a good tester of the saturation points of your handkerchief. It is old stuff but put over in such a way that no one minds. Miss Robson portrays a woman who, jilted by a young banker in her youth, has two thoughts - to become the richest woman in the world and get revenge. She pinches pennies, sends her crippled son to a free clinic, all to save for the great day. She finally has her chance, through stock manip- ulation, to wreck the lover of her youth, only to find out that her son and his daughter are in love. Eventually she learns that mother-love comes before love for money, and a gripping climax solves her problem. The only thing wrong with this film is that May Robson at times tries to lay it on a little too thick. The acting of Lewis Stone, Jean Parker, and Wil- liam Blakewell is good. "You Can't Buy Every- thing" is not as powerful as "Lady For A Day" in which May Robson was perfect. But comparisons are odious anyway, so go and see it, and have a good cry for your money. -J.C.S. EXPERIENCED CAST, MANY FAREWELL PERFORMANCES IN "LITTLE LOVE" WHAT IS BELIEVED to be one of the most ex- perienced casts ever to appear in a campus show has been assembled by Comedy Club for its production tomorrow, Friday, and Saturday nights of Vincent Wall's thousand-dollar Hopwood prize winner, "Little Love." The play, a modern, fast- moving comedy built about the theme of a flippant marriage for money, necessitates light expert act- ing; the author, a graduate student in the English department, insisted when it was cast that parts be given only to persons who have had a long association with campus theatre. Consonant with their experience, six members of the cast will make in "Little Love" their fare- well Ann Arbor performances. They are Ruth Hus- sey, Grad., Barbara Van Der Wort, '34, Frances Manchester, '34, Jay Pozz, '34, Clarence Moore, '34L, and Lester Griffiths, Grad. Miss Hussey, one of the leads in "Little Love," is something of a newcomer to the campus, having come here this year to do graduate work in English. She was active for four years in dramatics at Pembroke College, Brown University, where she did her undergraduate work, and has appeared here this year in Comedy Club's "The Last of Mrs. Cheyney," and Play Production's "Uncle Tom's Cabin" and "The Round Table." Barbara Van Der Wort, graduating in June, has acted in four plays since she came here from Grand Rapids at the beginning of her junior year. She did the lead in Play Production's "Three Times The Hour," and has also appeared in "The Last of Mrs. Cheyney" and in Play Production's "She Stoops to Conquer" and "Once in a Lifetime." Frances Manchester played the leads in Play Production's "Beggar on Horseback" and Comedy Club's "The Last of Mr, Cheyney," two highly successful shows, and has in addition done big parts in "Meet the Prince," "Hay Fever," "Uncle Tom's Cabin," in which she was Topsy, "The Round Table," and "See Naples and Die." Jay Pozz, another who will receive his diploma next month, and one of the leads in "Little Love." has appeared in the lead in a host of Ann Arbor shows, including Play Production's "Journey's End," "Elizabeth the Queen," "Romantic Young Lady," "Hippolytus," and "All's Well That Ends Well." Lester Griffiths will be remembered for his Simon Legree in "Uncle Tom," for his Hugo in "See Naples and Die," and for his parts in "Once in a Lifetime" and "Elizabeth the Queen." Clarence Moore, leaving the Law School and Ann Arbor in June, did one of the leads in "The Last of Mrs. Cheyney," and has in addition had large parts in "The Streets of New York," "Pierre Patelin," "Three Times the Hour," "Murray Hill," and, with the children's theatre here, "The Pied Piper," and "Jack and the Beanstalk." Those in the cast who will not end their campus careers in "Little Love" are Ann Verner, '35L, Da- vid Zimmerman, '35, Mary Potter, '37, and Hart Schaaf, '34. Miss Verner, who plays one of the leads in "Little Love," has appeared in "The Last of Mrs Cheyney" and "Three Times the Hour." David Zimmerman, also a lead in this week's show, has appeared in "Elizabeth the Queen," "Once in a Lifetime," "Journey's End," and "Uncle Tom's Cabin," and in leading roles in "Three Times the Hour" and "The Last of Mrs. Cheyney." Mary Potter and Hart Schaaf of all the cast are new to campus dramatics. Miss Potter, a fresh- man, has acted in one previous show here, when she did "Truda" in the Children's Theatre produc- tion of "The Pied Piper." Mr. Schaaf will make his initial appearance. THE OPERA- Owing to the length and thoroughness of yester- day's article on the opera, there will be no further criticism, favorable or unfavorable, by Daily ed- itors. We continue, however, to welcome the opin- ions of others. -The Editors Collegiate Observer III I I If you have a Thesis to be Typed *w r If you are Typing theses Advertise through the through The Daily Clas sifiedts . .,. CASH RATESi IlIc aLINE I LONG ISTANCE RATES ARE SU RP RISING LY LOW Telephone Home: Tonight! BELOW are shown Station-to-Station Rates for calls from Ann Arbor to representative points. Rates to other points are proportionately low. 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According to a senior at the University of Illinois Economics professors have a hard time putting abstract ideas in concrete heads. College graduates make good policemen be- cause of their sense of responsibility and bribe.- proof intellects according to the president of the Educational Press Association of America. * * * A There is the story coming from the Univer- sity of Illinois about the nitwit who thought "sheet music" meant snoring. TELEPHONE CO. The LAST MICIl 6NIAN CAMPS SALE Campus Opinion Letters published in this column should not be con- strued as expressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. Anonymous communications will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, be re- of the Year! TODAY as the historical record of this nation, the student possessed of both a respectable amount of patriotic pride and common sense can hardly choose any but the last statement, I will support my country in anv war'."