THE MICHIGAN DAILY s [GAN DAILY Published every morning except Monday during the University year and Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of the Western Conference Editorial Association and tie Big Ten News Service. ssocited (tolle ct___r_ 1933 { kOH" RAne) 1934 MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is enclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispathces credited to it or not otherwise credited in th paper and the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches are reserved. Entered at the kost Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Asistant Postmaster-General. Subscription during summer by carrier, $1.00; by mal, $1.50. During regular school year by carrier, $3.75; by mail. $4.25. Offices: Student Publicatins Building, Maynard Street, Ann Arbor, Michigan. Phone: 2-1214. Representatives: College Publications Representatives, Inc., 40 East Thirty-Fourth Street, New York City; 80 Boylson Street, Boston; 612 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 425 MANAGING EDITOR........THOMAS K. CONNELLAN EDITORIAL DIRECTOR............C. HART SCHAAF CITY EDITOR...................... BRACKLEY SHAW SPORTS EDITOR...............ALBERT H. NEWAN DRAMA EDITOR..............JOHN W. PRITCHARD WOMEN'S EDITOR....................CAROL J. HANAN RIGHT EDITORS: A. Ellis Ball, Rarph G. Coulter, William 0. Ferris, John C. Healey, George Van Vleck, Guy M. Whipple, Jr. SPORTS ASSISTANTS: Charles A. Baird, Arthur W. Car- stens, Sidney Frankel, Roland L. Martin, Marjorie Western. WOMEN'S ASSISTANTS: Marjorie Beck, Eleanor Blum, Lois Jotter, Marie Murphy, Margaret D. Phalan. REPORTERS: C. Bradford Carpenter, Ogden G. Dwight, Paul J. Elliott, Courtney A. Evans, Thomas E. Groehn John Kerr, Thomas H. Kleene, Richard E. Lorch, David . Macdonald, Joel P. Newman, Kenneth.Parkr, Wil- lam R. Reed, Robert S. Ruwitch, Robert J. St. Clair, Arthur S. Settle, Marshall D. Silverman, Arthur M. Taub. Dorothy Gies, Jean IHanmer, Florence Harper, Marie Held, Eleanor Johnson, :Ruth Loebs, Joiephine McLean, Marjorie Morrison, Sally Place, Rosalie Resnick, Kathryn Wietdyk, Jane Schneider. BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 2-1214 BUSINESS MANAGER.............W. GRAFTON SHARP CREDIT MANAGER...........BERNARD E. SCHNAKE WOMEN'S BUSINESS MANAGER....... CH.A..E. .......... ............. CATHARINE MC HENRY DEPARTMENT MANAGERS: Local Advertising, Fred Her- trick; Classified Advertising, Russell Read; Advertising Contracts, Jack Bellamy; Advertising Service, Robert Ward; Accounts, Allen Knuus; Circulation, Jack Ef- roymson. ASSISTANTS: Meigs Bartmess, Van Dunakin, Milton Kra- mer, John Ogden, Bernard Rosenthal, Joe Rothbard, James Scott, David Winkworth. Jane Bassett, Virginia Bell, Mary Bursley, Peggy Cady, Virginia Ciuff, Patricia Daly, Genevieve Field, Louise Florez, Doris Gimmy, Betty Greve, Billie Griffiths, Janet Jackson, Louise Krause, Barbara Morgan, Margaret Mustard, Betty Simonds, NIGHT EDITOR: GEORGE VAN VLECK FEII1A And Student Chiselers.,, T IS BEING rumored that many students applying for and receiv- ing FERA aid are chiselers. The story is spread- ing'that lots of those onathe FERA list really don't need :F'ERA help and are consequently violating the spirit of the government's generous proposal, clearly worded to apply only to those who could not continue their education without its assistance. This is a serious charge. What is more, there is strong evidence that in some cases at least it is true, Notwithstanding this fact, we believe it is too early to criticize Dean Bursley, University FERA Administrator. The initial purpose of the appro- priation is to take care as quickly as possible of every student who without Federal aid would be forced to leave school. This means that the initial goal of Dean Bursley must be to make sure that everyone needing aid gets it - at once. In the press of many applications, and with only a small office to handle them all, it is in- evitable that some persons will seek and receive aid who knowingly or unknowingly do not deserve it. But all cases will be checked as soon as pos- sible, and the sheep will be separated from the goats, Thus everything is to be sacrificed to speed, which in this case is as it would be; no needy student must be forced to leave Ann Arbor be- cause a slow moving administration is unable to reach him before it is too late. This is the substance of the remarks President Ruthven made yesterday. It is the only practical view of the situation that is possible. But this in no way mitigates the offense of what chiselers there may be. They are exploiting the dire need of less fortunate students for im- mediate aid. They are seeking personal profit that they do not deserve and was not intended for them from the circumstance of carlessness made necessary by crisis. This is as mean an ac- tivity as any' student could engage in. Cases are reported that are so flagrant that they are difficult to believe - and everyone who has ~given thought to the matter hopes they are false. There are probably some students undeservedly receiving FERA aid but honestly unaware of guilt. To protect themselves, all FERA workers who have the slightest doubt about the legitimacy of their status should obtain enlightenment from the proper authorities at once. This country is undergoing a tremendous ex- periment. It must not be wrecked by deliberate nonconformity to the rules that have been laid down, the most liberal of our history. consisted of a series of short talks on the German situation by a number of prominent statesmen and authors, including Al Smith and New York's Mayor La Guardia. The chairman was Samuel Seabury. This inquest, incidentally, was carried on just a few hours after a not dissimilar one at Washington directed at our own administra- tion -not forbidden, but actually at the invita- tion of the head of the government.1 Hitler apparently was incensed at the thought that his great name and humanitarian prin- ciples should be submitted to the indignity of criticism. The man who thinks he has benefitted his country by abrogating her right of free speech seems to be under the illusion that he can smother honest opinion in this country as well. The action of the German government in offi- cially complaining about the meeting is an amaz- ing illustration of the insanely absolutist philos- ophy of German Naziism. It will certainly cause even more world resentment than there is at present against the illogical and dangerous mega- lomaniac who is today Germany's man of the hour. Musicald Events OPERA BROADCAST "I Pagliacci" by Leoncavallo, and Richard Strauss' one-act opera "Salome" (pronounced Sah-lo-may) will be broadcast this afternoon, be- ginning at 1:45 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. They will be on the air over both chains of the National Broadcasting Company, under- the aus- pices of the American Tobacco Company. A resume of each opera follows: I PAGLIACCI, THE OPERA opens with a musical prologue dur- ing which Tonio puts his head through the c'urtains and asks "May I?" Stepping befoie the footlights and bowing, he continues, explain- ing the opera roughly and stating that it is a real story. Finished, he cries for the curtain and it rises on. ACT I. The scene is a little Italian village on the Feast of the Assumption, and a group of na- tives are seen welcoming "The Paggliacci" (the players). On behalf of his performers, Canio thanks the villagers for their kind reception and invites them to return for the evening perform- ance. As he concludes his address, Tonio, a mis- shapen clown, assists Nedda, Canio's wife, from the cart in which she traveled. Naturally jealous and aroused by the laughter of the crowd, Canio boxes the fellow's ears. When one of the men suggests a drink and Canio calls to Tonio to join them, the latter declines because he has considerable work to finish. A villager jestingly hints that Tonio remains behind to make love to Nedda and Canio tells what he would do to the man who would dare steal the affections of his wife(. At this point, a troupe of bagpipe players pass and the villagers leave the scene in couples to the tune of the famous "Chorus of the Bells." Nedda, alone, muses at length on Canio's jealousy, when Tonio reappears and vio- lently protests his love for her. She beats him off with a whip and he swears vengeance. As the clown leaves, Silvio, a villager and her lover, ap- proaches and, declaring his love, urges her to run away with him. After some hesitation, she agrees to leave that night. They are interrupted by Canio, and Silvio vaults a nearby wall and escapes without Canio having seen his face. Tonio appears and laughs gleefully, for it was he who advised the jealous actor of his wife's infidelity. Pursuit having been fruitless, Canio returns and demands the name of her lover. He is restrained from stabbing her by Peppe. Since it is almost time for the performance, the players go about the work of preparation leaving Canio alone to sing a heart-rending melody in which he tells himself he must go on with the show and make his patrons laugh even though his own heart is breaking. ACT II: It is the hour of the performance, and Tonio is beating the drum to summon the vil- lagers. Silvio also arrives and takes a seat among the spectators. The curtain is drawn showing Nedda in the costume of Columbine. She waits nervously for someone although, as she explains to the audience, her husband will not return till late. She is startled by the sound of a guitar and the voice of Harlequin (Peppe) is heard serenad- ing her, but before Harlequin can enter Taddeo (Tonio) arrives carrying a basket. He immediately begins to make love to Columbine and has his buffoonery cut short by Harlequin who leads him from the room by the ear as the spectators howl in amusement. Harlequin gives the woman a vial to make her husband sleep soundly and thus aids them in making their escape. Suddenly the clown re-appears and advises them that Pag- liaccio is near. Harlequin leaps through the win- dow as Pagliaccio enters. At that moment, Colum- bine (Nedda) calls to Harlequin the very words Canio heard when he discovered his wife in his lovers' arms. Stunned, he almost forgets his part as Pagliaccio and asks for her paramour's name. She cries jokingly in the character of Columbine "Pagliaccio! Pagliaccio!" With this, the jealous actor throws aside his role and sings the impas- sioned "No! Punchinello No More!" The audience unaware that this is not part of the play, cries "Bravo." Pale, but courageous, Nedda continues the role of Columbine. She informs Punchinello that the man she entertains was only the harm- less Harlequin. The villagers laugh heartily but cease upon seeing the expression on Canio's face. Peppe approaches from the background, but Tonio holds him back. Canio, crazed with anger, again demands her lover's name. Nedda refuses to di- vulge his identity. Silvio draws his dagger but is restrained by those near him in the audience. As Xedda tries to escape toward the spectators, Canio seizes her and plunges a dagger into her heart. As she falls she cries "Help me, Silvio!" With this, Silvio breaks away and runs to her. As the youth bends over the fallen woman. Canio strikes the dagger into him muttering "Twas you!" Then, stupified, he lets the knife fall and addressing his w l Washington Off~~~ TeRcr- i I w __n __._. _._ _.. .E A Large Assortment of By SIE7RID ARINE WHEN night finally falls on 10 hours' hard work for Representative Isabella Greenway of Arizona she peeks up and down the darkened halls of the House office building -- and then straps on her roller-skates. She has some dinner sent in and the roller- skates are her unique way of getting some exercise before she starts in on more work. Twice Mrs. Greenway almost has been "caught." Congressmen stepped out of offices down the hall. Mrs. Greenway didn't relish being recognized so she stopped skating and stood with her face to the wall. REPRESENTATIVE VIRGINIA JENCKES of Indiana permits herself one feminine touch in her office - a rag doll given her by CWA workers. The doll sits on her desk and Mrs. Jenckes uses it for a hat rack. CHESLEY JURNEY, sergeant-at-arms of the Senate has a standing invitation to arrest Senator Hattie Caraway of Arkansas. Mrs. Caraway issued the invitation after after the recent flurry in which Jurney arrested Wil- liam McCracken, Jr., on a charge of being in con- tempt of the Senate. Since the Senate is not in the habit of having prisoners on hand, Jurney had to take McCracken to one of the capital's hoity-toity hotels. "And the only way I'll ever get to stay at that hotel," says Mrs. Caraway, "is for you to arrest me, Mr. Jurney." CHARLES P. BLOOM of Philadelphia afforded the serious and crowded NRA code convention one of its few laughs. He was in the midst of an impassioned plea for corrections of the NRA machinery .when he suddenly dropped his arms, which he had been waving, and began slapping himself about the hips. Smoke rolled from a coat pocket. "Oop," he said, "I put a lighted cigar in my pocket." The crowd laughed, and the next minute Bloom was off again in his speech. But again he began slapping his hips, and more smoke appeared. This time he dived into his pocket and pulled out a pack of smoking letters. He caught a frown on the chairman's face as the auditorium roared. "Honest," said Bloom, "this isn't stage stuff." SHOOTERS' HILL, in Alexandria, Va., where the Washington Masonic memorial stands, was surveyed by Washington himself. The hill once was proposed for the capital by Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, but Wash- ington objected) because he feared the public might suspect he had a personal interest since he owned land in the neighborhood. Collegiate Observer1 By BUD BERNARD At North Dakota College, a small Mid-Western agricultural school, a perplexed freshman asked the dean how the college expected him to get a bachelor degree in husbandry.I ' * * * Here's part of a diary of a co-ed at Ohio State University: Sunday - Went to bed early. Monday -Went to bed early. Wednesday --Went to bed early. Thursday - Went to bed early. Friday -Went to bed early. Saturday -Went to bed early. PREDICTION -SUICIDE An Arkansas College professor says mankind is descended from an ancient species of scorpion, although at the present it feels more like a descendant of something the ancient scorpion stung. This is a toast which was recently heard at a Alpha Epsilon Phi Banquet at the Uni- versity of Illinois: "Here's to the land we love and vice versa." I An instructor in the sociology department at the University of Wisconsin passes out cigarettes during examinations to make the students more natural, because he says his course is such an inhuman one. They are talking about the absent-minded professor at the University of Indiana: he actually forgot to write a $3.50 textbook to sell to his classes. According to the University of Mississippi Daily their idea of a good professor is one I who never learned the alphabet further than D. 1 A psychogalvanometer has been perfected by a Ripon College scientist which, it is claimed, will be able to detect the emotions of students. 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"What My Faith Teaches Regard- ing World Broth~erhood' 6:00 P.M. - Wesleyan Guild Devo- tional Service. Dr. Marshall Reed, of Ypsilanti, speaker on "My Con- ception of God." St. Poul'sLutheran (MIssourl Synod) West Liberty and Third Sts. 9:30 A.M. - Regular service in Ger- man. 10:45 A.M. -Morning wori in English. Sermon by tthe pastor: "The Lord Proides" 5:30 P.M. -Fellowship hour and supper. 6:30 P.M. - Dr. C. C. Kreinheder, President of Valparaiso University will address the Student-Walther Hillel Foundation Corner East University and Oakland Dr.Bernard Heller. Director March 11 11:15 A.M. - Sermon at the Michigan League by Dr. Bernard Helier- "Tragedy That Spells Triumph" 4:00 P.M. ---- Meeting of Jewish Ethics. 7:15 P.M. -Meeting of Jewish History. the class in the class in Zion Lutheran Church Washington St. at Fifth Ave. E. C. Stellhorn, Pastor 9:00 A.M. -Bible School - Topic "Parables of the Kingdom" 9:00 M. -Service in German lantage. 10:30 A.M. - Service- "The King Promise" 5:30 P.M. - The Lutheran Student Club will be the gues4 of the Baptist group. 7:30 P.M. - Lenten Sermon: "t Will Lose My Lifd For His Sake" Fourth Sermon of a Series on: "What I Will Do With Jesus" St. Andrews Episcopal Church ,Division at Catherine Street Services of Worship March 11 8=00 A A. -- oIy Commnu ou U :30 A.M.--Church School 11:00 A.M.- Ki-dcrgarten 11:00 A.M. --MORNING PRAYER and SERMON by the Reverend Henry against Herod's orders, obeys her command. Learning of her affection for the prophet, he slays himself before her eyes. Salome ignores the latter's deed, so delighted is she with the thought of kissing the lips of the holy man. When Yoch- anaan repulses her and upbraids her for her sin- ful ways, she, mad with passion, sends him back to the cistern and extracts from Herod, who wishes to see her dance, an unconditional promise of reward. Scantily clad she performs for the 8:15 P.M. -Presentation of two one- act plays by Hillel Players. The Fellowship of Liberal Relgion (Unitarian) State and Huron Streets 10:45 AM.-Sunday Morning Sermon: Raymond B. Bragg, of Chicago, will speak on- "ussga Rlica.