, TWO THE MICHIGAN DAILY Tries Sentence Of Castor Oil For Drunks CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Phone 2-1214. Place advertisements with Classifiedi Advertising Department. The classified columns close at ifve o'clock prcviout to day of insertions. Box Numbers niay be secured at no extra charge. Cash in Advance-11c per reading line (on bais of fi%'. average words to limae) fo)r one or two insertions. lOc per reading line ofr three or more Minimum three lines per insertion. Telephone Rate--15c per reading line ofr one or two insertions. 14c per reading line for three or more insertions. 10% discount if paid within ten days from the date of last insertion. Minimum three lines per insertion. By Contract, per line-2 lines daily, one monith..................8c 4 lines E.O.D.. 2 months ......3c 2 lines daily, college year . 7c 4 lines E. 0. 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E. section, Dial 7796. 242 LOST AND FOUND -Associr ;ed Press Photo "Close your eyes, hold your breath and swallow" is the edict of Judge Alvin H. Pickens of Denver these days as he offers the castor oil cure to all intoxicated men brought to his bench. He gave Har ry Cess- ing (right) his choice between castor oil or a fine, and the defendant "took his medicine." the League. All members must be present. Hindustan Club meets at 7:30 p. m. at Lane Hall. Vanguard Club: Meeting of the club, 7:30 p. m., Room 323 Mich. Union. Prof. McFarlan will give his analysis of the Norman Thomas speech. All members are requested to be present.C Michigan Cooperative Council: Im- portant business to be transacted at 5 p. m.' at the Michigan Union. All member organizations are requested to have their delegates present. Coming Events Paleontological Journal Club will meet in room 1532 University Mu- seums on Friday, January 12, at 5 p. m. All those interested in a discus- sion of paleontological problems and a review of recent paleontological literature will be welcome. ' The English Journal Club: Regu- lar monthly meeting will be held in the League Building Friday, Janu- ary 12. Business meeting at 4:00 p. m. Program open to the public at1 4:15. Speakers: Professor O. J. Campbell, Miss Jeanette Fleisher, Mr. F. X. Roellinger, Mr. A. K. Stevens. Subject: The Graduate Student and the Professor. Cosmopolitan Club: Meeting of the club Saturday, Jan. 13, 8:15 p. m., Lane Hall. Professor L. A. White, of, the Anthropology Department will speak on the subject: "The Organic Basis of the Racial Superiority." The public is invited. Professors o Not Understand Money Scheme Dr. Irving Fisher Clains 0n ly Eleven Teachers Know Money Value (By Intercollegiate Press) NEW HAVEN, Conn., Jan. 10 -In the opinion of Prof. Irving Fisher, noted Yale economist, there are not very many college professors in the country who really understand the meaning of money. There may be some whom the Yale professor couldn't think of right off, he said, and there doubtless are some whom he doesn't even know, espec- ially younger professors who haven't yet made names for themselves. But the following, he said, were all he could think of on the spot: Harry G. Brown of the University of Missouri; F. A. Pearson of Cor- nell University; George Warren of Cornell, who is monetary advisor to President Roosevelt, and author of the present managed money scheme; J. Harvey Rogers of Yale; Wilford I. King of New York University; John R. Commons of the University of Wisconsin; Edwin M. Kemmerer of Princeton; Cyril James of the Uni- versity of Pennsylvania; John H. Williams of Harvard; and Jacob Vi- ner of the University of Chicago. It was noted that Prof. Fisher did not name Dr. O. M. W. Sprague, who recently resigned as advisor to the Treasury and has since occupied himself attacking the administra- tion's monetary policy. WANTED _ WANTED: MEN'S OLD AND NEW suits. Will pay 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 dol- lars. Phone Ann Arbor 4306. Chi- cago Buyers. Temporary office, 200 North Main. 5x HELP WANTEDT WANTED at once, young, single, first class barber. Permanent position. 60 per cent. Hull Barber Shop, Frankfort, Michigan. 245 TAXICABS TAXI-Phone 9000. Seven-passenger cars. Only standard rates. lx NOTICE LAUNDRY bags hauled to post-office and mailed. Only loc. Call 8500 1:00 to 5:00 afternoons. 250 ARCADE CAB. Dial 6116. Large com- fortable cabs. Standard rates. 2x BUY NEW AND USED CARS FROM FINANCE CO. 311 W. Huron 22001. 1933, 1932, 1931, 1930 models. 12x FOURTEEN EXECUTED KUBAL, Afghanistan, Jan. 9 - (P) - Fourteen persons were executed today for alleged implication in a conspiracy resulting in the assassina- tion of King Nadir Shah last Novem- ber. The executions took place in the presence of Shah Mahmud, minister of war. A special court convicted the defendants and their sentences were upheld by King Zahir Shah, who succeeded his slain father. LOST: SPECTACLES in case, be- tween Jacobson's and Campus Bootery - Monday afternoon. Please call 3097. 249 LOST: Blue Bronson Tuxedo lighter. Call 7257. Reward offered. 247 College Students Thinky Music 'Sissy' Prof tssor Declares (By Intercollegiate Press) LINCOLN, Neb., Jan. 10-The Na- tional Association of Music Teachers in convention here at the University of Nebraska, was told by Prof. J. Lawrence Erb, head of the depart- ment of music at the Connecticut College for Women, that it was re- grettable that some college students thought music was "sissy." "The type of student that believe music sissy," he said, "forgets the many really great men who have made music their vocation." The New England music professor said he believed all college students should be encouraged to take up some form of music for their own enjoyment. In a series of interviews by a mem- ber of the Daily Cardinal, University of Wisconsin, it was discovered that students at the university consider the Fourth and Fifth Commandments the most vital ones of the ten Com- mandments. Fountain Pens - Typewriters RIDER'S -EXPERT SERVICE- 1302 SOUTH STATE STREET Outing for Graduate Students: A dinner hike will be held Sunday at the George Washington Scout cabin near the beginning of the Huron River drive. The group will leave An- gell Hall at noon. There will be a 25-cent charge to cover expenses. Call 3465 for reservations. All graduate students are welcome. t 1 I .-.... . "17 Dance for Graduate Students on Saturday, January 13, at the Wom- en's Athletic Building from 9 until 12 o'clock. Admission 35c. Theosophy: There will be a lecture on the Evolution of Life, by Dr. B, Jimenez, presented under the aus- pices of the Ann Arbor Theosophical Society, Friday at 8:00 p. in., Mich- igan League. Presbyterian Young Peoples Society will hold a skating party at High- land Lake, Saturday, Jan. 13. Those interested in attending will please make reservations by calling 8969. Lutheran Student Club will have a party Friday evening, January 12. Depending on the weather conditions, it will be a sleigh-ride party, a hay- ride party, or an indoor party at Parish Hall. Students will meet at the Parish Hall, E. Washington St. at S. Fifth Ave., at 8:00 p. m. Under all circumstances, those coming must call Karl Beck at 2-1717 before Thursday night. We ought not only to shorten the hours of toil and labor, but we ought to limit the right of wealth to entail itself from one generation to another. - Senator George Norris. Matinees 10c Evenings 15c NOW PLAYING TWO FEATURES MAE BUSH "WOMEN WON'T TELL" Larue, Pillsbury To Talk To Sigma Psi Sigma Psi, society of the depart- ment of Zoology and Psychology will hold a meeting in Natural Science auditorium Thursday, Jan. 11 at 7:30 p. m. it was announced yesterday. After a brief business meeting Professors George R. La Rue and Walter B. Pillsbury will speak on the "Development of Zoology and Psych- ology." Following the talks a trip will be made through the zoological and psychological research labora- tories. MICHIGAN Forty Years A Patron of the ihigan iDaily I1 Cx* t~t t ~ J7 T HE ABOVE is a reproduction of an advertise- ment placed by us with the Michigan Daily just FORTY YEARS ago, January 12th, 1894. Since then we have been giving Dependable Service to Michigan Men, selling them one hundred cents worth of VALUE for every Dollar spent with us. WATCH THIS SPACE FOR SPECIAL TAILORING NEWS 0 Drama that lays bare a woman's secret heart. A story of the love game, played with loadM dice. Just a Reminder: Our January Shirt Sale includes ARROW DRESS SHIRTS.. . $L68 $3.00 and $3.50 Values Sbies 14'/ to 16x'. All sleeve lengths. with ROBERT YOUNG N'JILS ASTHER 1I