THE MICHIGAN DAILY Professors State Theories To Cure Sleeping Students Professors here at the university, tired of having students sleeping in their classes, stayed up late one night recently and formulated 15 ways to keep a student awake. One professor claims that he keeps his class awake by sitting back on his chair on the edge of the speakers platform. The students all stay awake for fear they will miss seeing him fall over backward. Other professors think the best method is to plant a "stooge" in the middle of the room. He contradicts the professor and makes some "wild" statement. The class gets angry and starts to back. Presto! everyone is awake. It is not necessary for a professor to tell a joke every day, say the professors. If the professor repeats the same joke every day, the class will become accustomed to it and will stay awake just to laugh at it once more. Typical devices and techniques in- clude discussions of controversial top- ics - "Hitler is right concerning the Jews," reminiscences- "Now when I was a boy," - polemics, "apparently io one in this class has the ingenuity to.'' There is the professor on the cam- pus who proudly boasts that five or six of his students have suffered mental aberrations in his class. Rose Talks To Chemists On Important New Acid Details of the discovery and isola- tion of a new amino acid present in proteins were given at 4:15 p. m. Tuesday in the Chemistry Amphi- theatre by Dr. W. R. Rose, professor of physiological chemistry at the Uni- versity of Illinois. This new amino acid, Dr. Rose said, is very important in nutrition and is present in large quantities in the casein of milk. He discussed riumer- ous processes by which the compound was separated out from the 30 or more other amino acids present in proteins, and showed by means of slides the effects which this and other compounds have on the growth of rats used in the experiments. We can never expect that the des- tinies of nations and peoples can be disposed of by compromise or arbi- tration. America, like Alexander, is looking for new worlds to conquer. -Patrick H. O'Brien. Publication Of Phi Beta Kappa Receives Praise Prof. Bennett Weaver Says 'American Scholar' Is A Forum Of Critical Ideas The American Scholar, a magazine published quarterly by Phi Beta Kappa, national scholastic honor so- ciety, was characterized as "an ex- cellent forum for critical ideas" by Prof. Bennett Weaver of the English department. "Addressing itself to the general intelligence of the American people, The American Scholar invites Uni- versity people to think upon the basic problems of life," Professor Weaver said. 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