THE MICHIGAN DAILY PLAY & BY-PLAY I-By AL NEWMAN-1i Mike And The Grid-Giraffe-.-.-. * * * LETTERS OF A GANGSTER in college to his lady-friend in the Big, Wicked City: Dear Mabel, Last Saturday I go to the football game and watch the Michigans put the bite on the Ohio States which are call the Buckeyes. It is a good foot- ball game and I enjoy it but now there is some kind of argument about how many people are there. People do not argue now about which is the best, the Michigans or the Ohio States or whether it ,is a good game but rather whether 93,- 508 people are there or only 93,507 are there. N Personally, I nearly forget the game watching a fight in the crowd Saturday. You know, Mabel, in a center of culture & refinement like this practically every body is strictly a gentleman. Even the local bulls are strictly gentlemen which I see by the way they handle a certain party in front of me who is more than a little fried and making a nuisance y cheering wildly for the Notre Dames who just happen to be play- ing somewhere in Pittsburg or Eur- ope at the time. W ELL THE POLICE COME to put clutch on this party who is mak- ing a great deal of noise & disturb- ance and naturally this party re- sents it. Well, instead of laying the wood on this guy with his hat on which is indeed disastrous to a hat, one cop removes his lid and the other puts the slug on him neatly. Then the first bull puts the hat on this party (who has naturally lost in- terest) so that he does not catch cold & they drag him out in triumph about as stiff as a very dead sardine. At any rate the Michigans win and now I am in a state of great per- plexment and bewildity. They have got some kind of animal over at the Union this week & I went to see it but I am coming home to watch the Michigans play the Chicagos. The animal is called the Grid-Giraffe (you know the giraffe, Mabel . . . it looks like a sight-seer). Well anyway this Grid Giraffe is supposed to be on exhibition Sat- urday afternoon and I will be over in the Big City and cannot see same. I understand that it has something to do with football & cannot discover what. Maybe it is the pet animal of the Chicagos like the Wolverine is the pet animal of the Michigans. Anyway I want to see it & it costs only $00.25. Well I will be seeing you Mabel. I am thinking of bringing you a pic- ture of my chemistry professor who has a stare like a dead mackerel and is constantly handing me the fishy optic. Hoping you are the same, Mike. COACH WEST RETURNS Wilbur West, Michigan's former gymnastic coach, is back in Ann Ar- bor to stay a while. He has a posi- tion directing the play of a group of Barton Hills children. GIANTS LEAD PROS NEW YORK, Oct. 24.-(A)-The New York Giants and Portsmouth Spartans are waging a close fight for ground honors in the National Pro- fessional Football league with the Giants holding a fractional advan- tage right now. New York has gained 1,455 yards in six games so far against 1,451 for Portsmouth. Boston with 1,405 yards in six games stands third while Brooklyn, with 660 in three, ranks fourth in the averages. SHOES of QUALITY DRAPE YOUR II Kipke Stresses Aerial Defense In Hard Session Freshmen Aim Ch i c a g o Plays At First Eleven In LengthyScrimmage Varsity Is Effective Kipke Thinks Chicago Is Underrated; Plans To Start First Stringers Driving his squad through a long hard scrimmage yesterday afternoon, Coach Harry Kipke made the most of the first clear weather this week to whip his men into playing condition again for the game with Chicago on Saturday. Kipke is not taking any chances on these next five games and stated that he wants none of the men to feel that Chicago will be a push- over. Evidently sensing that C I a r k Shaughnessy, the Chicago coach, will see the futility of sending his men against Michigan's strong line, Kipke drilled his first team nearly half the afternoon against a passing attack put up by the scrubs. Frosh Run Maroon Plays The varsity was also given a taste of the Maroon playing system, with its "butterfly" shift, as the Frosh team scrimmaged the first-stringers on the Ferry Field gridiron. The yearlings ran through some of the Chicago plays as Ray Courtright saw them in their game with Purdue last Saturday. The varsity stopped all the running plays advanced by the Frosh effectively, but pass plays went through the regulars all too frequent- ly. Regeczi and the ends, Ward and Petoskey, looked good on the defense but the rest of the team appeared a bit sluggish. Oliver, Renner Pass Well Careful attention was given to the pass plays, lateral, forward, and fake pass formations, with Renner and I Oliver doing most of the tossing. Oli- ver threw some good passes and may develop into an able substitute for Renner in emergencies. It is a significant fact that in the last three years in which Michigan has won or tied for the Big Ten title, the Wolverines have defeated the Maroons by only small scores. In 1930 it was 13 to 7; in 1931, 16 to 0; and last year Michigan had to fight all the way to make it 12 to 0 against a light team. This year Amos Alonzo Stagg will not be directing the Mid- way team, but with backfield mate- rial such as Capt. Zimmer, Sahlin, and Berwanger, Shaughnessy's strat- egy may cause the Wolverines a lot of trouble. Chicago Hopes Rest On Sop h -Associated Press Photo JAY BERWANGER This Maroon back, Jay Berwanger, may cause the Wolverines plenty of trouble at Stagg Field Saturday. The triple-threat sophomore is second only to Michigan's "Flying Dutchman" in Big Ten scoring honors, having 35 points to his credit. News Stories From Ann Arbor Iowa City, Strangely Identical IOWA CITY, Ia., Oct. 25- (P) - Fans may talk all they want to about Iowa winning the Big Ten football title, but the fact remains that the Hawkeyes still have the steepest grade to climb to reach the top of the Western Conference. Saturday will continue the test for the Solem-coached eleven. The Hawks, sitting on top of the race at the present with two victories and no defeats, travel to Minneapolis to. engage one of the huskiest teams in the circuit, Minnesota. Iowa's smooth-functioning offense may have a difficult time 'orking against the Gophers. Iowa's t scoring punch, Johnny Laws, Russ Fisher and Capt. Dick Crayne, may solve the secret of the Gophers' defense. After Saturday's contest the Hawk- eyes play a non-conference encoun- ter with Iowa State. Then comes the supreme test-Michigan at Ann Ar- bor. If Iowa can defeat Minnesota another record crowd may see the Iowa-Michigan game, Nov. 11. Fol- lowing the Wolverine game, the Hawkeyes play Purdue. Iowa winds up the season with Nebraska. ANN ARBOR, Mich., Oct. 25-()- (By a copyist)-Fans may talk all they want to about Michigan winning the Big Ten football title, but the fact remains that the Wolverines still have the steepest grade to climb to reach the top of the Western Con- ference. Saturday will continue the test for the Kipke-coached eleven. The Wol- verines, sitting on top of the race at the present time with one victory and no defeats, travel to Chicago to engage one of the huskiest teams in the circuit, Chicago. Michigan's smooth-functioning offense may have a difficult time working against the Maroons. Michigan's scoring punch, Herman Everhardus, Jack Heston and Capt. Stan Fay, may solve the secret of the Maroons' defense. After Saturday's contest, the Wol- verines play a Conference encounter with Illinois. Then comes a su- preme test-Iowa at Ann Arbor. If Michigan can defeat Chicago and Il- linois, another record crowd may see the Iowa-Michigan game, Nov. 11. Following the Wolverine-Iowa game, Michigan winds up the season with Northwestern. 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