- T~lE'Mr - A) A1lI V_ Nation Jokes, Lautlis Aboi Scrip Used I Mi1Iionires Borro Fromii BuI1(rs; F1hoove r Short On Cash NEW YORK, March 6-i P-Quip', grins and tall stories were on the lips of Americans today as they, wcnt to a well they had not tapped nce war days.I It was a wcll of extra resourceful- nes%, of ingenuity, of good humor. Human life, in spite of the shortage of cash; was finding ways of carry- ing on-as it has a way of doing. always. Even before President Roosevelt, clothing himself with the powers of a war-time law, took quick steps preparing the way for scrip, the idea of scrip was racing through the coun- try, and communities in many scat- tered sections were arranging to haver it printed. Millionaires Borrow Money Tales of Millionaires beseaching butlers for a spare dime, of folk with $100 bills being snubbed by change-guarding clerks, went the rounds. Ladies who used to talk about their operations now had a new topic -of how that nasty grocer man would not give them change for $20 when they bought a 10-cent can of beans. From the top to the bottom of the social scale people facing incon- venience grinned and bore it. For-' mer .president Hoover, just a few. hours out of the White House, found himself with' only a small amount of cash-but was getting along. Gov. Pinchott of Pennsylvania had just 95 cent's in his pockets, but there was gasoline enough in the guber- natorial motor to carry him backf home from Washington.' The movie folks in Hollywood had their fun. That wag, Jack Oakie, issued his own script, reading: "Com- pliments of Jack Oakie, who owes you (blank) 'dollars and hopes youl get it." To Pay by Singing At Dallas, Tex.,.Bernice Claire and Alexander Gray; music$A Cmedy ar- tists, arranged to pay their hotel bill Millions Learn To Use Scrip As Banks Issue New Currency Noted L' Ica NE' YORK, March 6.-.P'-What is scrip,. how does one get it and how does one use it? The answers to those questions were being learned by millions today as bales~ of the freshly-printed emer- gency, currency were prepared for distribution. Clewring House scrip, being pre-C pared by the New York Clearing House, Association, consists of paper certificates based on bank deposits. They are issued by a group of banks, rather than by one banking insti- tution. Will Cash Checks Although details of the certificate plan announced Sunday by Mortimer Buckner, head of the Clearing House Association, have not yet been made public, it was believed the new me-, dium of exchange would be paid out by the banks in lieu of. the old. A depositor appearing at a bank to cash a check would be given the certifi- cates to the full amount of the check. It would also be the money in which pay checks were cashed, and it would be accepted by merchants, landlords, railroads, and others in- stead of the old currency. Bankers said that since the scrip would. be accepted for deposit at parity by all clearing house members, it would serve as a satisfactory medium of ex, change. Range From $1 Up The certificates, which represent actual deposits, will be issued, it was believed, in denominations ranging from $1 up. It was the understanding here that banks, when they reopen, might be permitted to pay out frac- tional coin-that is coins ranging by singing for other guests. Like millions of others they have money- but it is in banks. A New York hotel, finding itself short of cash,,.sent .a. iessenger to churches to gather .the contents of collection plates. Business' oW Broad- -way boomed as some theatres accept- ed checks for tickets. Subways had a plentiful suppiy of nickels for the time being,, but were considering what to do - about scrip. You can't. put it in a turnstile. from pennies to half dollars-to meet; the need for change. Pending authoritative statements, it was the belief that bankers were working on a plan for a uniform standard of co lateral throughout the country. Tn this way, New York scrip could circulate in other cities and vice versa. Thus it appeared that the new money might be acceptable at' or near parity throughout the na- tion. Reca} 1907 Crisis3 Bankers recalled the crisis of 1907, the last occasion on which scrip cer- tificates were used here. They were, in effect, liens or obligations against the assets of the banks. In New York they were used primarily for pay- ments between banks, but in other sections they circulated just like money. When the need for them dis- appeared they were retired as fast as they were deposited in banks. More details about the scrip were expected shortly. Buckner's state-; ment, issued Sunday night, said only that the Clearing House Association had adopted a certificate plan to be put into effect "when, as and if the present emergency demanded it." Country Demands Paper The Bronx plant of the American, Bank Note Co., hummed with activ- ity as demands for scrip came from many parts of the country. Pleas for quick shipment of the certificates to villages and big cities burned up tele- phone wires. "We want $20,000,000 in fives, when can we have them?" a voice on the wire would demana. "Not before Wednesday or Thurs-J day," would be the reply. Orders from private firms for scrip' in which to pay, employes also came in. Everyone -was talking scrip. Every one was asking- questions about it. Not all of. them could be answered definitely .i riniediately, rut in' gen-, dral it' may be said .that Clearing House certificates are a new kind ofI money, usable as such in the ordi- nary transactions of business. Dur- ing the duration of the :emergency they are riot' cashed, however, and, thus they do not deplete bank funds. Will Address S(11oo Group Columbia Professor Will Leadl Discussion1 Before Parent-Teacher Club Dr. Goodwin Watson of Columbia University, called one of the out- standing students of character edu- cation in the -United States, will speak at 8 p. m. tonight in Paten- gill Auditorium of Ann Arbor High school on "How Should the School Curriculum Contribute to Character Development." All members of the community interested in character education have been invited to this address by Dr. Watson. The meeting is being sponsored by the Central Parent- Teacher Association Council, of which Ezra C. Shoecraft is president. The city Parent-Teacher Association has issued invitations to other or- ganizations in the community to at- tend, it was stated. Part of the evening's entertain- ment will take the form of a panel- jury discussion with Dr. Watson as the leader. C. H. Hemingway, Rev. E. W. Blakeman, Neil Staebler, George Burke,.Dorothy Buckley, Mrs. John W. Bradshaw, and Elmer Mit- chcll will be on the panel, it was said. Rev. E. C. Stellhorn will in- troduce the speaker. Organization to insure character education, analysis of, traits funda- mental to good character, and meth- ods to be used in insuring the great- est amount of character education from a given experience will bc-taken up during the program. Fi For Fish-Fleas, Finds $9,700 In Bonds CHICAGO, March 6. - (Al) -The prize tropical fish of Roy. Van Heck were hungry, so he went fishingin a drainage canal for a'species of water flea of, which his fish are fond. Imagine his surprise when he drew in his .net and found $9,700 in gilt- embossed bonds; as well as a number of fleas.. -Associated Press Photo Mrs. John N. Garner, wife of the recently inaugurated vice-Presi- dent, is shown packing her trink in preparation for the journey to Washington for the -inauguration.' secretaries of state. Henry Morgenthau, jr., .of New York,,chairman of the farm board. Former Representative Wiiliam F. Stevenson, of South Carolina and T. D.. Webb of Tennessee for the Fed- eralHone Loan bank board. The senate adjourned after acting on the nominations. i r Ck Wsr 'urned By Nation; Cu ings Appointed Attorney-Genera --AssoclItec1 P'ro P1 I Loto J Franiklin . Roosevelt is seen taking the oat iof office surrou nded by a Crowd of dignitaries who had come to Washington to witn s this important cerenrony. To the left may b sea Chief Justice Hughes administering the oath and to the far right can be seen llerbevt C. Hoover, now a private citizen. Anton J. 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