TIDE MICHIGAN DATLY l . %I 1 LL TE, F L RS s R cu , F r LOOM DESCENDS ON GAWKY H06NGNTASEPT RID GINTS A REPOT OTAX LA REC CAMPU Cooperation on the Party of Ma irtyrs Is Noted After Inspiring Pep Talk From Kipke. By Sheldon C. O'Brien Grave fears that the recent tax legislation/with regard to amuse- ment receipts would cause drastic salary cuts for the football players was expressed here last night. A cloud of gloom hung over the camp of Kipke's mentors as the news came in, although the coach aleclared there was no need for alarm. "The boys are willing to do their bit to help Uncle Sam along," stated Kipke in an exclusive interview to the Daily. "We understand there have been recent rumors of depression, and I am sure that they i would all be ready to play for love of the game and one-half of one per cent pay cut. Wild enthusiasm greeted the calm announcement of the coach, the' players all expressing their' spirit of cooperation with suitable gestures. No one was seriously in-- jured. Spring is Here! Some of the players expressed alarm at the congressional action. "I'm putting my mother through Vassar," stated Dewitt, one of the squad. members, "and I feel that such a cut is not only unfair but impossible." "I'd love to help the country," de- clared Billiamson, captain elect, "and I'd do anything to balance the budget, but I really don't feel that the proposition is economically sound. It doesn't seem to follow the law of supply and demand." Down with the J. G. P.! "My country, ,right or wrong," shouted Hueman, "I'll stick by the ship of state until she founders on the rocks of extinction, but who the hell do those Congressmen think they are?" A stringent program of economy will be necessary," concluded Kip- ke. "Hereafter we will take no more than two student managers and four assistant managers along when the team goes on the road. A football player is first a loyal cit- izen of America the Beautiful." --CUNCANNON FOR PRESIDENT- WHITE FEATURED ON ALL DIAMONDS Big League Teams Plan Chic Ensembles for Spring. By M. Rutherford O'Brien. The ever popular white will be the predominant spring color in baseball fashions, according to re- cent fashion notes. Major league teams who make a point of follo w- ing fashion's dictates will be attir- ed tastefully in shades ranging from chalk white to deep cream. The Cleveland Indians lead the parade of chic with natty home uniforms of solid cream, with a narrow ebony stripe down the side of the trousers. Color em asis comes in a crimson, black and white Indian head which adorns the.chest. Trousers ace straight, with a slight fulness at the knees to coun- teract bow legs. Tobacco pouches will follow the conventional Mail Pouch style, and rosin bags will be severely simple. -UNCANNON FOR PRES D1)ENT- OSCAR THE WONDER HORSE Oud and Dirt GO:A CAM:I:NC'_SWIMMING EXHIBITION AReview. r Coach Fearing Wetness at Sigma By Scemore Beach Monger and R. Nu House, Advises Golfers Bane Swels. to Bring Umbrellas. A little pep, a few smiles and Vrather good looking men roused last By Harry Spiess night's very small audience to mild The gabbing, galloping golfers and thinly scattered applause as * xii practice tomorrow afternoon the annual swim trial% were held at 3:33 o'clock in the lot back of the in the spacious Union Pool. In i Sigma Nu house. Owing to probable common with other swimming 6' '*.*;.,r inclemencies in the weather the meets, it had little or no coherence' *g .' golfers are requested by the anxious to tie the dull events together, al- ' coach to wear their rubbers and to though the boys certainly tried Ns3.,. r bring raincoats and umbrellas to hard enough. the practice. What few laurels there were can The managers have bought the be handed Bill Hunt, who, although l prettiest little new white balls for he was handicapped from the start them to use. The golf clubs them- by bad coaching covered the 20 laps se vYs have come in-for their share in the fairly fast time of 7:29:2. of spring finery. The metal has Although we hate to admit it, Er- been dilligently scrubbed and pol- nie Neitzke came in second, his Oscar the Wonder Horse, with Johnny Chuck riding him as usual, ished and the handles have receiv- time being three seconds shorter is shown shortly after he crossed the tape in the All Campus Derby ed a new coat of varnish. It has than Hunt's. It must have been the (brown). "I done it all fOr the love of the game," he sobbed, "Down with been suggested that bright ribbons stop watch. A large amount of the Junior Girls'Jfla.! be tied to the clubs of a color in chlorine in the water kept the meet __e J r s y_____________ - - ___ _harmony with the raincoats and moving, and livened up some of the umbrellas mentioned above to make more drab events. nIthe game more colorful. There is Stokley started out well, but was 10 'T' IW Mf JIstill quite an argument among the an unconvincing swimmer through- I players as to whether the combina- out. We really dont think he should nnIT 19Tion of 'orange and green should be have been in it. Rickey was a typ- Iallowed on the course or not icaal Union swimmer; swimming and e"[,U I 'H 1Y UIONLI ill ! I---C:NCANNON FOR PRESIDENT -ibreathing, but not adding much to -BULLETIN the performance as a whoe. Too Sucmb iletlyacsLO e tv;~~. ~ 'enabolishd ater often he was left alone in the pool, Swetish Susies Sucumb Silently Dressing Tables to Be Provided Handball has been ab l af swimming up and down its length Ss i strenuous objections from the Stu- for several laps. n Severe Struggle With to Aid Valiant Heroes in Itnt Health Service as to the num- Tree was incompetent in the only Stronguien. Removing Blemisheg. ber of injuries receivedfrom part of the meet which demanded --Nearly three-fourths of the Lawyers real swimming ability. He came in By Eddie Blum. By Mike Murphy. Club are incanacitated from the last. Michigan matmen today grappled "Drastic changes in baseball rul- . rough sport. Among the most seri- UN(\ANo FOR PIaI sI1Jfs T4 their way to a hard won victory ing will go into effect this esason," ous injuries received in the nast - over the Sweet Briar team. wMats Coach Fay Fisher announced at a 'week was the sprained wrist suffer- slid, the audience hooted, and neart special tea for the squad in the ed by Irving Babb, '33L, who slipped beats quickened as the battle forI Union lounge. He paused while while chasing a fast ball from Tim- bantam weight championship was pouring to obtain the effect. othy Quinn, '33L. IHere's what waged. In order that the players may The Maize and Blue and Coach conducd t elv in a gentl- they're saying Keen too, keenly feels the loss of manly manner the old custom of Captain Dougovito, '32, who was arunning bays is to be prohibited permanently removed from comp'- instead a leisurely walk something tition last night upon suffering a between a stroll and a saunter, or Phone severe scratch on his little finger. perh a dainty skip will be fa- Phone The accident no doubt' occurredvored. through the fault of the Sweet Bri- Leather lounging chairs will re- g ar team, who deliberately disre-'Fahrlunigcarswl Ie SpinIg Clothing ard te w A ruli - Iplace the rough bases of former Phone " girded the new W.A.A. ruling that !+ t r hn li ivr mvrc- rlt--is en are POTATOES PROVE THETA D ElTA PIE Remarkable Aptitude Displayed by Great Athletes for* Tubular Plants. By Elmer Wadsworth, Theta Delta Chi won the annual potato relay race last night in one of the most :exciting games of the season. The final score was 51 to 15 in favor of the Theta Delts. Excellent runs were made by the team whose members were Bud Jones, '32, Chuck Kline, '32, Jack Cutting, '32, Jimmy (James C) Fryer, '33, and the substitute, Fred George, '34. Bud Jones turned out to be the fasi man of.the match and his exertion was so great, thai George was sent in to sub for 'hin in the last two minutes of the firsi period and took his place durinf the rest of the race. The presentation of the silvel loving cup (the stem of which wil be decorated with a large bronze potato) will be one of the primary events at'the Gridiron Publications Dance which will take place in the near future, so they say. It will bi ar especially important occurance in the history of the Theta Delt: Chi. E Qj TA I N P J8 ' TWEET! TWEET! Alpha Delta Phi Fancies Turn From Ping Pong to ? By Pat Dugan The coming of Spring and the blue-birds calling in the Arboretum has brought to an end the winter season of the Pansies' Ping-Pong Team of Alpha Delta Phi. During the past months these powerful males have brought their fair op- ponents to defeat on almost all occasions. Their technique has im- proved greatly, as we observed, and whereas they formerly only cracked the dainty balls, they now insist on ^rushing them utterly before stop- ping the game and retiring to the parlor for pink tea of Rudy Vallee's dishwater. -CUNCANNON FOR PRESIDENT-- Spring Breezes Call Out Active Lads for Elective Riding Class With the gentle breezes of spring 'approaching, riding is again com- ing into favor with the athletic- minded young lads-and indeed' what better opportunity for Dan. Cupid to throw those pined-for ar- rows than the long-winding, shaded lanes near Ann Arbor and vicinity? Guy L. Mullison, who owns the stables most frequented, announces for the benefit of his patrons that much the same cut of riding habit so favored last year, will again be popular. Pastel shades of all colors are good for both jackets and berets for the equestrian. "Berets," he said, "are an essential part of the habit and should not be forgotten. Should there happen to be a wind, there is grave danger of an unhap- py climax to the permanent wave that is so much worn in the eve- ning by fraternity members." It is to be noted in Time, that riding crops will be about three- quarters of an inch longer this year, while boots will be a tiny fraction lower, extending to about three inches above the knee. Mr. Mulison also added that all of his horses have undergone spec- ial tints and marcels in preparation of the season. Compacts as well as macaroons will be furnished before and after each ride. A refresh- ment stand for the horses has also been set up, half way from each end of the stable. -CUNCANNON FOR PRESIDENT- i t A 1 J 1 1 1 3 .A I Paxrker, Sba affer, g~aternron, Conklin, etc., $1.00 an~dup. A. large azi& choice assorizamt 314 S. State St.. Ate, rboxhr. finernil shul b seatedtimes soat th r'e players may rest fingernails should b e sheathed when not in action. Some discus- when going into a clinch. sion arose when Daniels insisted on Tomorrow night the sweet Briar- red leather for first base while Su- ites will again grapple just to make perco demanded green for second; sure that the Victory of the Maike they finally dedede however, se on and Blue wasn't due to the fact pink and light green as being more that they saw fit to treat the Red harmonious. A bed of roses will be and Blacks to some of Michigan's provided for the home base. Phone 9000 Phone crescents just before the meet. Last Bats will be enameled'in all pop- night the boys came off with- colors Baswlbeeaceinllp- mixed, for the Sweet Briars were ular spring shades. to fit the mood RED ARROW CAB decidedly yellow and a little blue, of the player and the balls will be while the Wolverines were very red in harmoniouscolors and slightly blackened. Another feature this evening will be the heavyweight championship match between "Head" Locke, '34. in the 149 pound class, and "Toe" Hold, '33, in the 88 pound class. Thel matdh promises to be a close one. l !t 14Ci . . . +Aa a ©iS talking about CORBETT'S Spring Prices In homes, clubs, movies, under coats of lather in barber shops and over coca Cola in drug stores . . Some are wonder- ing if our prices are as low as we say they are. Others who have been here know that the values are better in the store than they are in this pa- per. at $ s50 You can have a fine Michaels Stern or Sparton two trouser suit. At $22.50. A fine Topcoat. A La Salle Hat $3.50. 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