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NIGHT EDITOR-KARL SEIFFERT
SATURDAY, OCT. 31, 1931
Can We Upset ie
Tradition Applecart?
TRADITION and red tape seem to have formed
a' combination which today impedes progress
in a great many lines. Presient Ruthven, who
has fought the former in the field of educational
theories, yesterday tackled the same problem in an
analysis of economic problems. He hit the nail on
the head when he said that tlie world will never'
again adopt the economic systemn dfad attitudes of
mind of 1929, but he might just as well have said{
188o.l
Yet in spite of Dr. Ruthven's prediction, it will
be extremely hard to upset/the tradition applecart.
The United States, in spite of Democratic plat-
forms, has been traditionally protective. Great
Britain, the world's other large industrial nation,
has been traditionally free triade. Yet such have
been the reverberations of the Hawley-Smoot tariff
bill that many economists predict a revenue tariff;
in the next few years, while in Great Britain a?
protective measure is being considered as a result
of the recent election.. But, as one recent writer.
pointed out, economists, for all their research and
knowledge, do not have to staid for election every
two, or six, years before a mass of people who
know comparatively little about the functionings
of an economic system.
A scientific method of approach to our econo-
mic ills by the voters should be the result of a
college education. Instead of heeding the time-
worn patch-phrases and fallacious theories, citizens
should be guided by reason, by careful analysis
rather than the vociferous mouthings of politicians.
Economists have told us that periods of depression
and proserity have come every twenty-two years.
Let us hope that this last one has been severe
enough to bring some reason to Congress.
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CAMPIFUS OPHNXON'
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To The Editor:
In characteristic style a member of the campus
R. O. T. C. criticizes "The Student Socialist" for criti-
cizing his organization and other things about the
campus. It would seem from his article that he would
have a world in which criticism was negligible. Ap-
parently he believes that every thing is pretty much
for the best in this best of all possible worlds and
any attempt to say it is not should be silenced at
once.
A system such as existed in the middle ages or in
ancient China where new thoughts were not per-
mitted to circulate, and wholesale murder was carried
on under various guises, would fit well with such a
say nothing attitude as might be inferred from the
gentleman's article.
Perhaps I have misunderstood the gentleman, for
he does say that we might hold more to strictly so-
cialist doctrines instead of criticising everything on]
the campus. Well, I defy him to point out a single]
article in our last issue which did not bear directly3
on the philosophy of socialism or involve some of the
principles.]
If he thinks it is possible that one could present
the principles of socialism in one issue or in twelve
issues of small four page paper, he complimentstus.
The principles of the philosophy of socialism must be
studied for some time before they can be truly under-
stood. If we were able to state them in one or one
dozen issues of our paper we would be glad to do it.
We must, therefore, struggle along trying to pre-
sent the principles of socialism as they relate to cur-1
rent problems, hoping that our attempts will interest
some one to a further study of the subject. If, in
our efforts to do this, we tread on some one's beliefs,
we do so with no hatred, but with the desire to show
that either they, or ourselves are in the wrong.
Should the gentleman care to learn more about
the principles that he would have us publish, he
would doubtless enjoy attending the meetings of the
club, and reading some of the books listed on page
three of our last issue. -I feel sure that such action
on his part would lead him to the conviction that
militarism is one of the great sources of human un-
happiness, and is directly opposed to enlightened
socialism. BRUCE J. MANLEY.
To The Editor Of The Michigan Daily:
As a member of the Michigan Socialist club and
a strong supporter of their five cent publication, I
wish to draw attention to yesterday's literary gem,
appearing in this column of the DAILY. This self
same jewel, dashed off by a critic par excellence, re-
flects well his emaciated knowledge of problems and
principles of socialism.
Socialism, as practiced on this campus, is liberal
in thought-prepared to commend or tear down. It
is unselfish in its ideal to improve and equalize our
social and economic order. It claims in no case, in-
fallibility of doctrine. Our critic believes a statement
of policy should be attached to the social organ, the
"Student Socialist." Is such action a necessity with
socialism implied by the title? This monthly period-
ical is issued with the express purpose of furthering
such principles. Surely, we assume, university stu-
dents are acquainted with the doctrines of socialism.
Those lacking this knowledge have no reason for
absence from weekly Socialist meetings, or from the
course, History 12.
I always enjoy a good laugh. Laugh with me, now.
Many things have been blamed on this present de-
pression. The best to date is the critic's charge that
our present policy is analogous to hard times-that.
we are "cleverly taking advantage of existing condi-
tions." "Poor depression," another weight added to
her fraudulent burden.
As for the R. O. T. C., despite their merits in lead-
ership training, one may readily perceive they are
instrumental, through university courses, in the fur-
it
FORECAST
The Rolls Crystal-Glazing Dept.
has come out of its trance long
enough to forecast a play-by-play
account of the Princeton Game for
us. This feature has never before
been printed in any newspaper and,
by all present Indications, will nev-
er be again. The account follows.
PLAY BY PLAY
First Quarter.
Goldsmith kicked off and ran the
ball back to his own 55-yard line.
Morrison made the tackle. Michi-
gan took the ball on downs on the
same line, Princeton's kick going
practically straight up in the air
and remaining there so long that
it was necessary to use a substi-
tute ball in order to finish the game
before dark. (Protest by Prince-
ton mascot denied by board of
referee). Hewitt gained fifteen
yards through right tackle, Morri-
son making the tackle. Hewitt
gained fourteen yards through left
tackle, Morrison again the tackler.
Second Quarter.
Michigan made surprise kick
on first down from Princeton's
10 yard line Morrison making
the tackle. Morrison and tackler
both reported d o i n g well.
Princeton intercepts long pass
from Newman, Hewitt making
the tackle on his own fifteen
yard line. Newman intercepts
long Princeton pass making the
tackle on his own fifteen yard
line. Hewitt gains 43 yards
around left end and into the
bleachers, Morrison and Hew-
itt making the tackle.
Third Quarter.
Hewitt, Morrison, Kipke, Hud-
so n,Auer, Ed George, and Mabel
alker Willebrandt gain thirty-
four yards around center, Old Nas-
sau making the tackle.
Score...,0-0 (Michigan 0, Prince-
ton 0.)
Old 83 made ten yards through
center, young 82 making the tackle.
Fourth (last) Quarter
Hudson kicked off, making
referee swallow whistle and
three pins he had in his mouth
to prevent indecency among
those whose uniforms were
torn in the heat of the chuk-
ker. Hewitt made the tackle.
Substitution for Princeton, new
tackle going in. Heston, Hewitt,
Morrison, H e w i t t, Tessmer,
Hewitt, Morrison, Markovski,
and Wistert made thirty yards
through end and the tackle.
Ball called back for offside giv-
ing Michigan the touchdown on
account of darkness.
FIRST METHODIST
EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Cor. S. Stateand E. Washington Sts.
Frederick B. Fisher
Peter F. Stair
Ministers
10:30 A. M.-Morning Worship.
"LIVING WITHOUT ANXIETY"
(Broadcast over Station WWJ,
The Detroit News)
7:30 P. M.-Evening Worship.
"MODERN BUDDHISM."
HILLEL FOUNDATION
Cor. East University Ave. & Oakland
Rabbi Bernard Heller, Director
Philip Bernstein, Assistant to the
Director
Sunday, Nov. 1
11:15 A. M.-Services in the Chapel
of the Women's League Building.
Professor Howard Y. McClusky
will speak on "Russia and the
European Situation."
8:00 P. M.-Open Forum. Profes-
sor Norman L. Willey will speak
on "Semitic Contributions to
Phonetics."
Conservative services each Friday
evening 7:00 P. M. at the Founda-
tion.
THE
WESLEY FOUNDATION
State and Huron Streets
FRESHMAN
All Freshmen are invited to discuss
"Leadership" with Prof. George
Carrothers at Wesley Hall---12
M. Sunday.
AUSPICES
Methodist Students.
Roland Voight '32, President.
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BE
CONSISTENT IN
YOUR
RELIGION
FIRST
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Huron and Division Sts.
Merle H. Anderson. Minister
Alfred Lee Klaer, Associate
9:30 A. M.-Bible Class for Fresh-
men students at the Church House,
1432 Washtenaw Ave., lead by
Rev. A. L. Klaee'.
10:45 A. M.-Morning Worship.
Sermon: "Life in the Laboratory."
12:00 Noon-Class in Ethical Issues
in Current Events for Upper-
classmen, lead by Prof. L. 0.
Andrews.
5:00 P. M.-Social Hour for Young
People.
6:30 P. M.-Young People's Meet
ing. Leader: Kathryn Kunert, Vice.
Presidet.t Subject: "The Influence
of a Girl."
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH
Allison Ray Heaps, Minister
10:45 A. M.-Morning Worship with
sermon by the pastor. Subject:
"Let There Be Light."
10:45 A. M.-Kindergarten and
primary departments.
9:30 A. M.-Church School.
5 30 P. M.-Artisan League will
meet in Pilgrim Hall.
5:30 P M.-Student Fellowship
Social half hour.
6:30 P. M.-Mr. Heaps will give an
illustrated drama l e c t u r e on
"Green Pastures." A double
quartette from the Second Bap-
tist Church will sing Negro Spirit-
uals.
FIRST CHURCH /
CHRIST, SCIENTIST
409 S. Division St.
10:30 A. M.-Regular Morning Serv-
ice. Sermon topic: "Everlasting
Punishment."
11:45 A. M.-Sunday School follow-
ing the morning service.
7:30 P. M.-Wednesday Evening
Testimonial Meeting.
The Reading Room, 10 and 11
State Savings Bank Building, is open
daily from 12 to. 5 o'clock, except
Sundays and legal holidays.
ST. PAUL'S LUThERN
CHURCH
(Missouri Synod)
Third and West Liberty Sts.
C. A. Brauer, Pastor
Sunday, Nov. 1
Reformation Sunday
9:30 A. M.-German Service.
9:45 A. M.-Church School.
10:45 A. M.-Morning Worship.
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THE
FIRST BAPTIST
E. Huron, below
R. Edward Sayles,
Howard R. Chapman,I
Students.
rHURCH
State
Minister
Minister for
ATTEND
CHURCH
REGULARLY
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That
Little Jug
M ICHIGAN'S 28-year-old symbol of football
warfare with the University of Minnesota,
the "Little Brown Jug," is gone. Rumors that it
no longer reposed atop a trophy case in the athletic
association's office were first current Wednesday
night. The next day the story found its way into
every large newspaper in the country, and the
nation's spotlight once more was focused on Ann
Arbor, despite the efforts of one Mr. Yost and his
publicity director, Mr. Pack, we are told, to keep
this bit of information under cover.
The athletic officials tell us it is lost-or stolen.
They don't know. Neither do we. Even the police,
and the sheriff, are baffled. All except one Mr.
Munson, of Minneapolis. Mr. Munson, &r Oscar,
it seems, not only declares he has a replica of the
most publicized gridiron trophy in history in his
possession, but offers to come here, aid in the
9-30 A. M.-The Church School,
Mr. Wallace Watt, Superintendent.
10:45 A. M.-Morning Worship.
Mr. Sayles will preach on
"SPIRITUAL RESOURCES."
12:00 N.-Students will meet at
Guild House, 503 E. Huron. Mr.
Chpmgn in charge.
5:30 P. M.-Friendship Hour for
Students at Students' House.
6:30 P. M.-Discussion. "My Atti-
tude in Case of Another War."
Mr. Perry Austin will lead.
ZION LUTHERN CHURCH
Washington Street and 5th Ave.
E. C. Stellhorn, Pastor
9:30 A. M.-Bible School.
10:30 A. M.-Regular Morning Serv-
ice. Dr. C. B. Gohdes of Capital
University, Columbus, Ohio, will
give reformation sermons at these
services.
THE "UPPER ROOM"
BIBLE CLASS
For all "Michigan" Men. The
Class that is "Different."
Every Saturday Evening, from
Seven to Eight O'clock.
"Discussion" Section meets Sun.
day Morning at 9:30.