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Gorman Assistant City EditorH......arold 0.-Warren Assistant News Editor...Charles R.. Sprowl Telegraph Editor...........eorge A. Stauter Copy 'Editor ..................Wim. F. Pypet NIGHT EDITORS T HE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1931 [ to raise this figure by about two million more dollars. And Congress, which is notably loose in the man- ner of appropriations, will probably increase the figure more out of the kindness of its heart. The Commis- sion also found that state coopera- tion and public opinion were nec- essary to the proper enforcement of the law. But when certain states, have, by referenda, shown that public opinion does not support the amendment, and consequently state cooperation would not be forthcom- ing, how does the commission sug- gest to enlist state aid? The mem- bers of the Commission also went on record as being opposed to the return of the legalized saloon, and federal or state manufacture or sale of liquor. This opinion is also on record as belonging to many persons who want repeal or modi- fication. of the Amendment, and consequently offer neither a new nor a definite stand. In conclusion, the report may be said to have straddled the fence with respect to any important is- sues, as well as passed the burden of the problem to Congress, where, after all, it may belong. Neverthe- less, the conclusions of the Com- mission were most disappointing, and President Hoover might be ad- vised to name such men as Sena- tors Nye, Norris, or Brookhart to investigating groups in the future so that the country may at least have food for gossip or thought in- stead of a recapitulation of many well known facts. Campus Opinion Contributors are asked to be brief, confining themsehes to less that. 300 words if possible. Anonymous com-~ munications will be disregarded. The names of communicants will, however, be regarded as confidential, upon re- quest. Letters published should. not be construed as expressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. S. Beach Conger Carl S. Forsythe David M. Nichol John D. Reinde! Richard L. Tobin Harold 0. Warren SPORTS ASSISTANTS sheldon C. Fullerton J. Cullen Kennedy Robert Townsend REPORTERS I. E. Bush Thomas M. Cooley Morton Frank Saul Friedberg Frank B. Gilbreth lack Goldsmith oland Goodman Morton Helper Edgar Hornik James Johnson .Aryan Jones Denton C. Kunze Powers Moulton Eiken Blunt Elsie Feldman Ruth Gallmeyer Fmily G. Grimes e tan Levyg Dorothy Magee Wilbur J. Meyers Brainard W. Nies Robert L. Pierce Richard Racine Theodore T. Rose Jerry E. Rosenthal Charles A. Sanford Karl Seiffert Robert F. Shaw Edwin M. Smith George A. Stauter John W. Thomas john S. Townsend Mary McCall Margaret O'Brien Eleanor Rairdon Anne Margaret Tobin Margaret Thompson Claire T1russell ARMA VIRUMQUE CANO Heigh-Ho! Lighthorse was right again-most discouraging sort of a fellow, Lighthorse, but really indis- pensable in his way. You all kndw the old saying "God pity the mar- iners off Dead Man's Point, the Lighthorse has blown down!" Which reminds me of why I was saying that he was right again, namely that it really is cold, just as he said. Just like that he says yester- day, "It's Cold," and it was. CONTRIBUTION! ! ! Dear Dan: I have thought up a lovely plan for killing two birds in the bush or something on that order. You doubtless have heard of my re- searches into the condition of the Ann Arbor Sidewalk Conditions and their conclusion that the slush thereon was caused by the con- densation of the breath of pedes- trians on cold days. (Yes, I doubtless have-D. B.) Well, not wishing to be counted among the number of researchers- who-don't-do-anything-about-it, I have also perfected a plan fo'r putting a stop to it,-simply put a stop to all breathing on campus. That, you see, would end the slush. Now you guess what other benefit would be derived from the system so as to completely utilize the little proverb with which I started this off. Love and a pair of dove-grey spats, Sleazle. * * . Dear Sleazie: I do not in any way disparage your scientific skill, but allow me to point out that you err seriously in supposing that the removal of slush would be a benefit. I will be charitable, however, and assume that you, have never stood outside of the back door of A. H. when classes were letting out and seen the lovely dances that people who are in too great a hurry put on before admiring audiences each day, thus raising the intellect- ual tone of the campus. The same to you, Dan Baxter. * * * And that, children, is what is popularly known as giving him the err. * * * i'', IMUSIC AND DRAM REBOUND. A Review. There were certain excellences in last evening at the Mendelssohn Theatre. Among them: the play (much more attractive and much deeper than a "swagger"); the two sets (the first one probably a bit too overwhelming for breakfast, but the other bold and very striking); the performances of E u g e n i e Chapel and Harry Allen. Those were about all. But they were enough to make the time engaging and the production a definitely worthwhile student event. Having said tnat much for the virtues for the benefit of those who weren't there (I think they were pretty obvious to those who were), I should like to detail the vices. In spite of "Holiday" last summer, it seems to me that there are certain persistent flaws in Mr. Windt's di- rection that prevent anything like an even tenor of high comedy in any of his productions. They seem to represent either insensitive di- rection or a submission to the limitations of amateur, student, acting (which submission, in the light of so frequent major perform- ances as turn up, I cannot as yet admit as necessary). in 24 Hours with the Baltic Sea Between ._ _ .. ._._ _ _ _.,..., .. ,w....._._._. _, BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 21214 T. HOLLISTER MABLEY, Business Manager KASPER H. HALVERSON, Assistant Manager DEPARTMENT MANAGERS Advertising....... .C.harles T. Kline Advertising........homas M. Davis Advertising ............William W. Warboys Service............... ... Norris J. Johnson Publication.............Robert W. Williamson Circulation ..............Marvin S. Kobacker Accounts ...................Thomas S. Muir Business Secretary............Mary J...Kenan Assistants Harry R. Beglev Erle Kightlinger Vernon Bishop Don W. Lyon William Brown William Morgan Robert Callahan Richard Stratenieier William W. Davis Neith Tyer Richard H.. 'Hiller Noel D. Turner Miles Hoisington Byron C. Vedder Ann W. Verner Sylvia Miller Marian Atran I Helen Olsen Helen Bailey Mildred Postal Tosephine Convisser Marjorie Rough Maxine Fishgrund Mary E. Watts Dorothy LeMire Johanna Wiese Dorothy Laylin '3 t.^ ' e THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1931 Night Editor-DAVID M. NICHOL A $500,000 SYNTHETIC OPINION After spending 18 months and $500,000 the Wickersham law en- forcement Commission finally de- livered its report on the prohibi- tion question through the President to the American public. Collective- ltythe commission appears to have found out nothing new; individual- ly the members have given views which represent the attitudes taken by various factions involved in the question, and as such have only made the report more complicated. In general, the recommendations of the commission contain nothing new as far as the administration is concerned, and only reflect its views on the liquor question. The only' redeeming feature, which does present something new, is the rec- ommendation that if revision is at- tempted at all, the amendment should be modified so as to give Congress regulatory power o v e r traffic in and manufacture of liq- uor. This, in more common langu- age, is called passing the buck. The status of the liquor question every two years would depend on the membership of Congress, but it might be safe to assume that no radical changes would occur that would modify the law from one ses- sion to another. Nevertheless, such a proposition would probably in the near future cause members to Con- gress to be elected entirely in the light of their stands on prohibition enforcement or non-enforcement, without considering other immin- ent problems, a condition not en- tirely consistent with the principles of representation. The effect of this problem was seen even this year in the Michigan elections when members of long standing in the House of Representatives, who had more influence than the average Congressman in legislation by vir- tue of committee positions, were defeated at the polls only because of their views of prohibition. The Commission "found" t h a t enforcement could be stricter and carried out on a more efficient scale. This statement might be made of any law of the United States at present, and the only To the Editor: I take issue with .the basic as- sumption of Professor Condliffe that the great European powers are leading Asiatic nations towards freedom and self-government. What Britain has been doing in India, is to place all types of obstructions in the path of progress and inde- pendence. The very fact that she holds India against her will and by force of a navy, army and air' forces is sufficient proof. Certainly Will Durant is human, no true philosopher could be in- different to human good or ill, the incarceration of more than 60,000 public spirited, patriotic men and women often without trial, the total suppression of the Indian press, of the right of free speech and assembly would raise the anger and deserve the condemnation of any liberty loving individual. How is it to be expected, seeing that Will Durant is not a British im- perialist, that he should approve of the indiscriminate clubbing of unarmed, unresisting and peaceful men and women in their own coun- try by a foreign military machine? I can not expect even Professor Condliffe to approve of such insane measures against a non-resisting people, although his natural sym- pathies may be for ruling other peoples against their will, provided of course that the ruling be done by European and preferably British imperialists. SHIER M. QURAISHI. L E/ c [o 7o.- ' MICHIGAN'S CHANGING SPORTSMANSHIP To the Editor: Michigan, Monday night in her game against Northwestern, came nearer jeopardizing her honored claim as the champion of good{ sportsmanship than ever before. The student mob, not content with booing Northwestern's obvious and called fouls, hooted indiscriminate- ly the baskets legitimately made.j Since it is the captain's privi- lege to question the referee con- cerning any decision, and act- ing Captain Altenhof took ad- vantage of this right but a cou- ple of times, it is more evident than not that the team as a whole saw the legitimacy, if doubtful, of such fouls as were called. We won- der how many persons in the stands saw the game as clearly or as un- derstandingly as the players. There have been times in basket- ball circles when the referees have called fouls on the crowds for their disturbance, to be played off by that same team they were so anx- ious to have win. It spoke well for the coolness of the referees under such brutish opposition that they didn't adopt the same policy, with the probable result of an unparal- leled mob scene with its accom- panying injuries and trammelling. DOORWAY (Fooled You That Time,- It Really Is) * * * Word has just come in that a large percentage of the girls in one of our campus sororities doesn't think this column is as amusing as lit used to be. Sorry, I can't start any re- forms because of the opinions of any sorority which would admit that a large percentage of its members reads this col- umn. * * * I want to know what was going on at 10:00 o'clock yesterday morn- ing in room 1035 A. H. Such a clapping and cheering and laugh- ing I never did hear. Why it woke me up and pretty near scared me off of my perch on one of those hall radiators, completely ruining my whole morning. If this goes on, I shall be forced to start a More Consideration On The Part of the Faculty Campaign, petitioning them not to tell such funny jokes. Both my somnolent ire and my profes- sional jealousy are aroused. * * * And that reminds me, I wish to publish a record for all to shoot at. Day before yesterday a gent slept for three and one- half hours on one of those radiators that flank the front entrance of A. H. Any attempt to beat this by sneaking in there at night will be ruled out by the committee on cheating and the perpetrator disbarred from future competition. * * * And, fellows, would you believe it? They still haven't done anything To the particular performances: Irving Cooper was noisy, hilarious in a more or less traveling sales- Business men, industri man way, with a habit of opening neers-600,000 of them his coat and sticking his thumbs in the McGraw-Hil Pub than300,0usMC his suspenders ,and rocking around. and magazines in their These mannerisms are not unim- portant. I submit that they repre- The Business WeekI sent just the wrong way to ren- system der Stewart's fluffy parlor non- sense. Aviation Prod And then, Evelyn Gregory (who FactoryandIndustrialr it seems to me from previous per- Management formance is capable of better) was PowerE allowed to slink in and out rooms Industrial Engineering and over Bill's hair in what almost TextileWorld I seemed like aburlesque of a Mack Sennett Vamp. The part is ex- Food Industries Tu tremely important as it supplies Coal Age Am the whole motivation for Bill's un- faithfulness and Sara's breakdown. Electrical World En Miss Gregory's complete desophisti- lilectical West const tion of the role of Evey into a very heavy siren who had no poise, no Chemical & Metallurgi motions except a serpentine crawl toward the husband and a hussy's shrug at the husband's wife prac- tically turned high comedy into M c U KA \ Bowery melodrama. This miscon- McGRAW.Hitt PUBSHING CO. Inc NewY ception made it quite difficult for Miss Chapel and Mrs. Allen to es- -- tablish credibility on a high level, The presence in the production of these two particular renderings I am absolutely at a loss to under- stand. Nor do I know where to properly place the blame. I feel no necessity about the flaws being there. Hence the criticism. Gurney Williams plodded through the part of Lyman Williams in a dull, absolutely colorless manner, appearing to somehow resent his own appearance on the stage. This small part seemingly could have been played without conspicuous dullness by anyone of a half-dozen students. Last evening it seemed a piece of stage mechanism and its drabness spoiled tempos and called attention to itself. Edward Fitzgerald is a very earn- est actor capable of very fine work (as last summer's "The Criminal Code" evidenced). But a previous production this year, that of "Rol- lo's Wild Oats," showed him to be i quite seriously limited as far as comedy was concerned. His very earnestness (which shows) is the limitation. His whole manner never gets free of a somewhat depressing seriousness. His voice is always a little strained. His posture never .gets s t r a i g h t and abandoned enough to make him pictorially convincing in his banter with Sara. Though he clearly carried the part along and made no difficulties for people playing to him, I think that because of certain limitations in hiis temperament he was mis-cast. Another suggestion: Mildred Todd would have made Mrs. Jaffery's few minutes in the first act very fine, almost perfect. Instead they were commonplace; one didn't mind them. The two butlers needn't have been so badly made up and needn't have played so "low" comedy. Jose- phine Timberlake and Harold Seder gave very adequate performances, a similar excellence in both of them being a very fine stage voice. I have no space or desire for con- clusions. 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