THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, MAY 1, 1930, EF15 t A - - - - -- -.....A a- tnumf Published every morning except Mondayj. during the University year by th Board in Conti o of Student Publications. Member of Western Conferance Editorial Association... The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dis. r atches credited to it or not otherwise credited n this paper and the local news published herein. a J. JJ 4 U achievement as the criterion of a student's worth. It tended, also, by refusing to shelter students from the hard conditions of life, to produce graduates who could take care of themselves creditably in the welter of worldly affairs. Today all this has been sadly al- tered, as the Rev. Harris suggests, by the "protracted adolescence of, a great many students who, living a privileged life or less free from r' IlllYl11l.+7JlUlllli.?tlllllJlIIIIIlUI!!f a r C OASTED ROLL /II CONTRIBUTORSj TO THE RESCUE. Music And Drama u~ L Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor,Z Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate cf postage granted by Third Assistant Post- miaster General.E Subscription by carrier, $4.os; by mall, $4.0. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May. bard Street. Phones: Editorial, 4925; Business, 2sar4- EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR ELLIS B. MERRY1 Editorial Chairman........George C. Tiesj City Editor. ..........Pierce Rosenberg News Editor.............Donald J. Klinei Sports Editor......Edward. L. Warner, Jr. Women's Editor...........Marjoria Folimer Telegraph Editor.......Cassam A. Wilson Music and Drama......William J. Gorman Literary Editor ......... Lawrence R. Klein Assistant City Editor... .RobertJ3. Feldman Night Editors-Editorial Board Members Frank E. Cooper Henry J. Merry William C. Gentry Robert L. floss Charles R. Kauffman Walter W. Wilds Gurney Williams Reporters Morris Alexander. Bruce J. Manley Bertram Askwith Lester May Helen Baia Margaret Mix Maxwell Bauer David M. Nichol Mary L. Behymer William Page Allan H. Berkman Howard H. Peckham Arthur J. Bernstein H-ugh Pierce S. Beach nger Victor Rabinowits S. Bech Coger Johin D. Reindel Thomas M. Cooley eannie Roberts Helen Domine Joseph A. Russell Margaret Eckels Joseph Ruwitch Catherine Ferrin Ralph R. Sachs Carl F. Forsythe Cecelia Shriver Shtldon C. Fullerton Charles R. Sprowl Ruth Gallmeyer Adsit Stewart Ruth .Geddes S. Cadwell Swanson Ginevra Ginn Jane Thayer Lack Goldsmith Margaret Thompsos Emily Grimes Richard L. Tobin Morris Gfover msa Robert Townsend Margaret Harris . Elizabeth Valentine . ullenKennedy Harold O. Warren, Jr. eanLevy G. Lionel Willens ussell E. McCracken Barbara Wright Dorothy Magee Vivian Zimis economic responsibilities, spend four years at college at the expenseI of their parents and the statej merely to have a good time." Whatj has happened to the German ideal of academic purity on which the' University was founded? It has been lost in the deluge of paternal- ism regulations, studies of student maladjustments, investigations of educational psychology, and anS astonishing charity toward the} mental incompetent, all of which seem calculated not to produce leaders but to inflate the ego of mediocrity. This organization of our colleges and universities for the protraction of adolescence is certainly the dan- ger of paternalism seen by the Rev. Harris. The curious admixture of liberalism, which he also notes, is less easy to find. Perhaps it con- sists in the slipshoddiness of our literary college curriculum, or the! liberality with which passing grades are given or the nonchalancej with which 1,000 A.B.'s are award- ed each June, or the utter free- dom with which students are al- lowed to exercise, or very possibly the abandon with which they are permitted and almost encouraged to waste their time. o Following the publication yester- day morning of that iniquitous and treacherous proclamation issued by the Big Shot, has come a re- sponse that does my heart good. I was a bit doubtful about the wis- dom of giving publicity to Big Shot's plan to boycott the column by forming a Rolls Contributors', Union, but my exposure of the plan has resulted in a deluge of letters from staunch supporters who have pledged themselves to stand by the column and frown upon any such treason as the Big Shot is advo- cating. Some of the messages from faith- ful contributors read as follows: "The idea of a Rolls strike burns me up. Here's one contributor who will refuse to take part in the re- volt." Tobe. Big Shot to boil hi "Tell the ears in fat." The Chink. "Count on me, Joe. The Big Shot has bitten off more than he can chew this time." The Beachcomber. "War is hell." Sherman. I could quote hundreds more but it won't be necessary. I think I can safely say that the crisis has been passed and that Rolls will continue to appear on schedule. BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 21214 BUSINESS MANAGER A. J. JORDAN, JR. ( +* Assistant Manager ALEX K, SCHERER Department Managers Advertising ............ T. Hollister Mabley Advertising........... Kasper H. Halverson service .................. George A. Spater Circulation................. . V ernor Davis Accounts.. ,.......:.......... John R. Rose Publications............George R. Hamilton Business Secretary-Mary Chase Assistants James E. Cartwright Thomas Muir Robert Crawford George R. Patterson Thomas M. Davis Charles Sanford Nornian Eliezer I.ee Slayton Norris Johnson Joseph Var Riper Charles Kline Robert Williamson Marvin Kobacker William R. Worboy Women Assistants on the Business Staff. Marian Atran Mary Jane Kenan Dorothy Bloomgarden Virginia McComb Laura Codling Alice MCul ly Ethel Constas Sylvia Miller Josephine Convisser Ai Verner Bernice Glaser Dorothea Waterman Anna Goldberger Ja Wiese Hortense Gooimg THURSDAY, MAY 1, 1930. Night Editor-FRANK E. COOPER DANGEROUS PATERNALISM. The Rev. Thomas Harris, for several years student pastor of the local Episcopal church, finds in this University a "curious mixture" of liberalism and dangerous pater- nalism. While agreeing with him about the "dangerous paternalism", it comes as a surprise to many of us that the Rev. Harris, noted for his liberal views, can find any lib- eralism at all in the watchful air with which Michigan mothers its student brood. It should be re- membered, however, that he is a graduate of Cambridge whose Brit- ish brand of collegiate paternalism makes the life of the American col- legian seem relatively anarchical. Trained under the Cambridge sys- tem which, by a paradox peculiar to Britain, produces men of unus- ual independence and strength of character, the Rev. Harris probab- ly cannot experience as much em- phatic disgust with Michigan's pa- ternalism as can young men with American ideals of self-govern- ment and personal freedom. The University of Michigan has traditionally avoided the influence of British universities and pat- terned itself, as was the design of its founders, after the German ideal of pure academic' training. Originally this University was con- ceived as a fountainhead of learn- ing around which those who wish- ed and were worthy could gather. Any who came for a lark, and who frittered away the state's money in the customary forms of college vice, left for home not because they were vicious but because they fail- ed in the classroom to prove their sympathy with the fundamental academic purpose of the Univer- sity. It was unnecessary for Uni- versity officers and self-appointed moralists to police the students in their revelry, for moral reform was not then regarded as a function of the University. There can be little doubt that EVERYBODY UNHAPPY. This should prove encouraging to If some miracle-maker could, anyone considering the possibility with a sweep of the hand, remove of taking over the editorship of every trace of the tariff bill about this column. It won't be long now to be reported to the Congress from before the entire staff will be the conference committee, almost changed around, and along with everybody in the nation, including President Hoover, the Jfarmers, factory workers, capitalists and consumers, would be decidedly the happier. The measure is the worst tariff bill that has ever been passed in the history of the United States. Nobody is satisfied with it. Presi- dent Hoover does not want it, at least it i's not what he promised in his campaign. It does not satisfy the farmers, for whose aid it was instigated, for the slight increases in agricultural duties, does not give farming the desired equality with industry. Nor are the nigh-protec- tionists pleased, for the industrial rates were raised but slightly and they are much out of proportion to each other. Politically, there is likewise gen- eral d~issatisfaction. Joe Grundy, called the "author" of the bill, is far from pleased. In fact he is openly condemning it from the viewpoint of not only industry, but also labor, the farmers, and the consumers in his campaign to re- main a Pennsylvania Senator. Other high-protectionists, t h e Progressives, who once dominated debates and the disloyalty of some of whom to the coalition allowed the bill to pass the Senate, are all disgruntled about the matter. With nobody soundly pleased with the measure, its fate in Con- gress is difficult to determine. Most likely the legislators will take the easiest path: to pass the bill and then let their press agents smooth over the protests of sundry inter- ests through the country. But whatever they decide, it will be a ticklish proposition. If, by a miracle the whole tariff matter could sud- denly vanish, the whole of Wash- ington and most of the country would be greatly relieved. Above it all, there was prac- tically no need for a new bill. The Fordney-McCumber measure ade- quately fills the need for protec- tion. But the farmers had to be promised something in the past election. Then with the outcrop- ping of more than the usual amount of political dickering dur- ing the past year, there results a bill, in the making of which every- body had a hand to the extent that nobody is pleased. The nation is being forced to accept an un- necessary tariff measure that will seriously disturb the economic balance now most vital to the na- tion, all because a few ambitious a n d narrow-minded politicians thought they could profit by play- ing with one of the country's most serious problems. AREN'T THEY? The other day a federal judge who was examining an applicant for naturalization papers asked him who was president of the Un- ...__l .l t the general scramble I shall prob- ably be ousted from this position.P Therefore it behooves me to en- courage any of you who would like to try it to submit a sample column. All acceptable columns will be pub- lished over the name of the con- testant, and an appointment will be made as soon as everyone has had a whack at it. The job pays a salary and is worth working for. In; fact, writing the column is just] like this:- I ~ Tomorrow the annual spring shambles, made by the co-opera- tion of the sophomore and fresh- man classes, will take place in and near the Huron river. According to the sophomore leader, the sec- ond-year men will be on deck with "blood in their eyes." The fresh- men will be there, I suppose, in the same condition with perhaps their noses thrown in for good measure. AMONGST OUR CLASSIFIED. WANTED-Bicycle in good con- dition. Seems as though somebody is thinking of going home already. * * * LOST-Light brown wallet. . . . If that wallet is as light as mine is these days, fella, I don't see why' you waste money advertising for it. * * * Dr. John Stoddard, Michigan's oldest living alumnus, hopes to at- tend the 71st reunion of his class here next month-all by himself. He's the only one left of his class. There's something pathetic about that, and yet-think: There won't be any arguments as to who will speak for his class; there won't be any danger of an enthusiastic but sour quartet of the class of '59 to disturb the peace; and Dr. Stod- dard can tell all about the good old days on campus without fear of1 correction. I hope he gets here; he would have a grand old time. * * * Even Ann Arbor water tastes good these days. * * * OVERHEARD IN THE ROMANCE LANGUAGES BUILDING. "Parley-vous francais?" "Pardon me?" "Parley-vous francais?" "I don't get you." 1 n rn .- - Vrnn 119" TONIGHT: In the Mendelssohn heatre, the Cercle Francais pre- nts Moliere's Les Precieuses Ri- cules and a twelfth century dra- a, Le Mystere D'Adam.i At the Whitney, Richard Sheri- in's The Rivals with Mrs. Fiske iher popular role as Mrs. Mala- op. ROBINSON TO LECTURE. I Friday afternoon at 4:15 in the [endelssohn Theatre, Lennox Rob-i ison will give the first of the two ctures which he intends to give i connection with his visit here s guest lecturer at Play Produc- ion. His first lecture will tell the story f the Irish Theatre. Mr. Robin- on's career in various roles has ,een very intimately connected ith the evolution of the Abbey heatre at Dublin. He has seen he driving force of an enthusiastic terest in drama-postulated for he first time in a ltter signed by villiam Butler Yeats and Lady sregory - produce an important ational theatre, mature in all its ,radiitions. Expository accounts can give us he external facts about the growth >f the Abbey Theatre. Printer crit- cisms of its activity can elucidate or us the nature of its achieve- nents and the more obvious rea- ons for its success. But only someone like Robinson, who has written and produced lays there, and at all times been in close contact with it, can relate he more influential motives. Ideals he theatre must have had that were never too clearly postulated est their difficulty be deplored. Now that the theatre has reached its maturity and been assured per- manence by governmental support, Mr. Robinson, at present director of the theatre, can dare to de- scribe exactly the dreams Yeats, Lady Gregory and Synge dreamed. CERCLE FRANCAIS. The Cercle Francais is closing its season's activity tonight with per- haps the most ambitious dramatic program it has ever attempted. The twelfth century religious play Mystere D'Adam, the first play to be written in French and played outside the church, will be resurrected with full striving in architectural detail and in singing accompaniment for historical ac- .curacy. The text used, however, will be a modern translation of the original by Prof. Henri Chamard ofr nhaSorbonie, who is at present teaching in the University. Prof. Chamard will preface the presen- tatiold'f the play' with a talk on the- play's historical significance together with a short sketch of his experiences in compiling the source materiaA for his work. I Incidental music, appropriate to the play, will be offered by a Latin choir off stage. W. C. Titcomb of the architectural school has de- signed the settings, representing Paradise, the Inferno and a church, all of them on the stage at the same time. The evening will close with a presentation of Les Precieuses Ri- dicules, Moliere's brilliant exposure of affectation's stupidity. The ela- borate mannerisms of the French seventeenth century euphuists stim- ulated Moliere's critically comic spirit to the most sure-fire farce he ever wrote. o---- THE RIVALS. Mrs. Fiske - a flesh-and-blood Fanny Cavendish, revelling in a whirlwind tour-will stop at Ann Arbor tonight in a revival of her revival of Richard Sheridan's great sentimental comedy, The Rivals. Mrs. Fiske won her now sub- stantial fame through her glori- ous work as Mrs. Malaprpp in the 150th anniversary presentation of the rivals. The role is pretty gen- erally adjudged her masterpiece and judging by the success of the present tour, her most popular one. Supporting Mrs. Fiske are James T. Powers, who was also in that anniversary show, Rollo Peters and Andrew Mack. THE NEW MOON. The new Schwab and Maidel musical production, The New Moon, having received entirely favorable !criticisms, is settled in Detroit for 1 a month's run. igmnd Rornbera nrolific com- 609 EAVIlLLIAM STPHONE7014 10x6 E. WASH INGTON ST. 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