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THE MICHIGAN DAILY

WED ^AY TANUARY 18, 1928




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of influence in the state, and it ap-
pears that there are few better ways
than by allowing the hockey team to
use the Olympia rink and to allow the
Varsity band to accompany it.
THE LAW OF EFFECT
Enrollment in American colleges
and universities, according to statis-
tics recently compiled, has increased
25 per cent in the last five years. That
the portals of the majority of the
larger colleges and universities in
America have been gradually opened
to more students than ever before in
the history of education is less im-
portant, however, than the considera-
tion due to the effect of this tendency.
At the present time the University
of California tops the enrollment list
with 17,000 full time students, and
Columbia ranks second with 13,000,
although counting summer school and
part-time students, Columbia has 30,-
000. Michigan is among the leaders
in high enrollment figures with nearly
10,000 students, a figure which, unlike
those in most other universities which
have been on the increase, is some-
what smaller than in recent years.
The act is that selectivity has grad-
ually become a part of Michigan's en-
trance requirements, and presumably
not without good results.
The matter of importance in regard
to the tendency of more persons than
ever demanding a college education,
is not what their immediate accomp-
lishments will be, but what will be
the effect on the United States in the
future when the proportion of college
trained men comes to be greater in
the affairs of the country.
The sum and substance of the sit-
uation is that America never stood in
greater need of wise and courageous
leadership than today. If colleges can
produce leaders among men, it will
mean a great deal; but if colleges do
not train for leadership, enrollment
figures may have little significance.
After all, fundamentally, it is the law
of effects with which educators should
be concerned.
Miss Maide Royden, English woman
preacher, while admitting that she
smokes cigarettes, does not say that
she has reached the stage where she
would walk a mile for one.

ROLL T H EAT ER
BOOKS
ARE H E R E M U S I C
Though it is still more than two
weeks until the J-Hon, the favors are

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alleged to be here.
* * *
This beats by more than a year the
record set up by the committee of last
February. Their favors have not ar-
rived yet.
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"They must be dumb," was the only
comment that could be obtained from
a committeeman of last year, when he
was informed that the favors were
being distributed.
"Our committee was not crooked,"
the committeeman attempted to af-
firm. "It was merely indiscreet."
WHAT'S IN A NAIE!
The favors this year are said toj
have been purchased from Miller's
Square Deal Jewelry store of De-
troit.
* * *

TONIGHT: Paul Kochanski, violin-
ist, in the fourth program of the
Choral Union series at 8 o'clock in
Hill auditorium.
THE FRENCH MARIONETTES
Maurice Maeterlinck's "The Blue-
bird" will be given at the evening per-
formance of the Jean Gros puppet-
teers in their program Thursday eve-
ning, Feb. 2. Mark Twain's "Huckle-
berry Finn" will be given at the chil-
dren's matinee in the afternoon. Both
plays are designed for juvenile audi-
ences, although the latter holds an ap-
peal for the adult playgoer as well.
"The Bluebird" deals with the
dream adventures of Tyltyl and Mytyl,
the children of a wood cutter, who are,
commissioned by the fairy Berylune
to go in searcli of the Bluebird-
which incidentally symbolizes happi-

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The silver jewel cases are d ness., Mytyl and Tyltyl pass through
Ta very fine grde of ba nerel dsteel. some eleven scenes of various con-
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But persons with or without
are advised not to breathe
There is danger of corrosion
* * *
"Absolutely! Only the best
steel was used in the makin
jewel cases," said "Square D
leir, when the Rolls corre
failed to find him yesterday.
* * *
"The pen knives are the be
favors that have been furni
years," the chairman of the c
would have said. "They are
aseless."
One of the blades of a pen
found to be horribly mangled
hour yesterday afternoon. It
ed that some thoughtless
tempted to sharpen a pencil
* * *
"The owner deserved it,"
Deal" is said to have said.
should be used only for cut
ter."
By an oversight, list pr
alarm clocks and other tiniv
not included in the boxes c
the favors.

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simpllicity and naviete, although un-
derlying it, there is an imaginative and
inventive spirit which animates the
parable to greater intellectual in-
terest.
The company of French Marionettes
carry along complete technical equip-
nent, and accompanies the action of
the play with a light plot and inciden-
tal music which has been arranged
by Mr. Gros to suit the action on the
stage. The company is being spon-
sored by the classes in play produc-
tion.
-E. J. R.
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Paul Kochanski, Polish violinist,
is claim- who appears in the Choral Union
soul at-;
s series tonight became famous over-
with it. night aftsr a London debut at the age
nineteen. Ernest Newman began
Square shouting about him at this time, and
"Those in fact, shouted so loudly that several
ting but- American impresarios commenced
bidding against one another-as they
. e did w1th Jose Iturbi last season-and
races on as a result lie had a debut here in
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WOMEN'S LEAGUE BUILDING
With the awarding of contracts for
construction of the Women's League
building, the realization of a long,
anticipated dream has arrived at th@
first of the steps which will make it
a reality. This action marks the be-
ginning of the end of a story char-
acterized by ambition and persever-
ance.
The campaign for funds necessary
for the erection of, the building was
inaugurated five years ago under the
direction of the Alumnae council. At
this time the aim was to raise a
pledge of $1,000,000, no less than
$700,000 of which amount has been'
paid in to date. This meant that suf-
ficient funds were available for the
letting of contracts to start construc-
tion work.
For their combined efforts in secur-
ing the pledge which makes possible
the final step of erecting the building
itself, the Alumnae council, under-
graduate women, Michigan alumnae
and alumnae contributors outside the
University who have evinced an in-
terest in the project, are to be heartily
congratulated.
ALUMNI CONTACT
When the Varsity band played at
the Olympia arena last night for the
hockey game between the Universities
of Michigan and Minnesota, a new
step was taken in the policy of activ-
ities in this University.
According to Robert A. Campbell,
who is the faculty manager of the
bands and Glee club, the new policy
is to create, in Detroit, a true Michi-
gan event, with a game played by a
Varsity team and with the band pres-
ent just the same as at the major
sport games in Ani Arbor and out-of-
town. The game at the Olympia, last'
night, was the first real example of
this new plan: the teams of the two
universities met in a Conference
game, and the band played before the
game and between the halves just as
it do-s .o i in - admim alid at
a;f the Olympia
- csn ' a uc cooperative
spirit to pay the expenses for the
band on the last two trips it has made
to that arena, but it is probable that
within the near future, the band will

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* * *
INTELLECTUAL HASH HOUSES Perhaps we shouldn't be too harsh
To te Edtor:i on "Square Deal." First we ought to
Awake!dto arms! Push back our foe, ' find out what the committee paid for
the citizenry of Ann Arbor, extortion- the favors.
ists par excellence in the bare neces- Kernel.


sities of life. It cannot be denied that
there is a crying need for dormitories
and more food, and who is better
equipped than the state to care for the
tender youth entrusted to its care. It
has done much already in legislation
and administration to properly dispose
of its great resopnsibility, so price-
fixing of housing and food should be
comparatively simple. We thoroughly
appreciate the fact that our President
has the student's interest at heart
despite the insidious intimations con-
cerning dormitories whereby a greater
degree of discipline could be main-
tained.
There really are great numbers that
must be properly cared for in this
vast institution of learning, and the
lure of better prices always carries a
genuine appeal. Give the mob plenty
of food and good housing at reduced
rates to perpetuate submissive peon-
age. Plutocrats all through history
have known this Sesame to succulent
revenue of many kinds and degrees.
We know full well that mass hous-
ing and dispensing of vitals at cost
will be realized by the University ere
long. Our own inconsequential obser-
vations assure this, to-wit: trifling
little incidents like trying to obtain
an automobile permit for business use
as a means of livelihood. We might
well presume that there would be
more student help available for wait-
ers, thereby reducing the overhead
and consequently the price of food.
All we can do is to hope and this we
dare not do when the inscriptions over
our portals might well be, "All ye who
enter here abandon hope." Neverthe-
less we do hope that dormitories may
restore the recently shaken demo-
cratic name that Michigan has always
cherished.
We are grateful for all blessings be-
stowed. These lavish intermissions
wherein magnanimous grants are
made to serve to refresh our weary
bodies in preparation for the next on-
slaught on personal liberties. We know
too that the University stands ready
with Arm & Hammer to administer to
our intellectual gastric disorders,
quite effective though unpleasant.
Dame Rumor tells us that our historic
campus may once more be enconi-

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LOST? STRAYED? STOLEN?
On the very eve of, publication, the
manuscript of Rolls greatest serial,
"Alice In Wonderland," the outstand-
ing literary contribution of the yearI
has disappeared.
* * s
Frenzied members of the Rolls ex-
ecutive board made a hurried inspection
of the Press building yesterday. Not
a trace of the missing story could be
found.
* * *
The Gargoyle office was the last to,
be visited. All the staff members were
present as the Rolls officers entered
the room. "There's nothing humorous
here," they shouted in chorus.
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ORCHESTRA An Excellent Place to Have Refreshments Between Classes or During
A recital will be given tomorrow our Idle Moments.
afternoon at 4:15 o'clock in the SchoolYe
of Music auditorium by the School of Famous for Our Malted Milks and Service. We Cordially Invite You to
Music orchestra under the direction of Eat at the Newest Addition of Crippen's Service to the Studnts
Joseph Maddy. The Sibelius tone and Residents of Ann Arbor.
poem "Finlandia" and the Dvorak
"New World Symphony" are featured
on the program, with the Friml- BelolyOur Regular Campus Drug Store
Chinese suite as the concluding num- CORNER N. UNIV. AND THAYER
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A* * * LITYSERVICE SATISFACTION
Robert Sherwood, author of "The
Road to IRome' and movie critic for
"Life" has completed a new play en-
titled "The Queen's Husband,"
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office, the
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uinute ispectiont of the
inspectors declared fhat
completely right,

Meanwhile the search goes on. If
the guilty party can be found no
mercy will be shown. We have al-
ready sent communications to Hick-
man, Hotelling, and other notables,
asking for advice as to what they
would do under such a provocation.
* * *
THE OPTIMISTr
Does the Rolls editor get a seat in
the press stand for football games?
Count de Fleis.
* * *
All the sample columns submitted
have been given a preliminary once-
over by the managing editor. We hope
to be able to announce the debut of
the new Rolls editor within a very
short time, possibly before the end of
the semester.
* * *
A Y FEW OFF DAYS
Today we go into the period of rest
and meditation, immediately preced-
ing one of the semi-annual periods
during which we engage in the strictly
non-collegiate proeeiire cf studying.
. * * *
During the rest of the week, the
editor's chair will be filled by a more
ambitious writer. We wish him the
best of luck.
Benjamin Bolt.

"The Skinners," the new Don Mar-
quis farce has opened in Atlantic City.
* * *
"LITERARY BLASPPEHIES," by
Erneft Boyd. l per & Brothers.
New York. $3.00.
a revlew, by Nelson J. Smith, Jr.
This "new style advocatus diaboli"
(as the jacket would have it) is tread-
ing on dangerous ground-on ground
that takes more finesse and more ma-j
turity than a few years with the
literati of New York will give to any
man, no matter what his precocity.
He is playing with the classics and
the immortals; and playing with a
1jight frivolous touch which brings no I
jgood, as it seeks no good.
Shakespeare, Milton, Swift, Byron,
Dickens, Poe, Whitman, Hardy--all of
these men have their places in the
book. They are laughed to scorn,
they are made the butt of jibes, they
are garotted on the cruel jests of
Boyd. But always it is the scholars
at whom the final thrust is aimed, for,
so Boyd says, it is the scholars who
are perpetuating the myths. Of the
mandarins and their relation to
Shakespeare he says, "Thus a two
fold phenomenon is created by thisj
curious religion (of image-making);
one is asked simultaneously to wor-
shi Shakespeare and to join in the
c, n)spiracy to make him unintelligible,
unenjoyable, and inaccessible."j
The rest of the criticisms run on in
the same vein; and they are as little
touched with good sense-much less j
touched with a sense of humor which
is fair and not simply devastating. I
America has few enough critics

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