THE MICHIGAN DAILY Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of Western Conference Editorial Association The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news ispatchescredited to ito not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news puh lished herein lfntered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, ' ichigan, as second class matter Special rate afpostage granted by Third Assistant Post- iastei General Subscription "h :arrier $4.00. by mail, Offices. Ann Arbor Press Building, May- ard Street-. Phones Editorial 425; Business 21214 EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 492 MANAGING EDITuR [0 H. CHAMBERLIN ditor...... . . ..Ellis B. Merry Editor Michigan Weekly..Charles E. Behymer staff Editor..............Philip C. Brooks City Editor...........Courtland C. Smith Women's Editor..........Marian L. Welles Sports Editor............Herbert E. Vedder ,heater; Books and Music.Vincent C. 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PUSCH Assistant Manager.,..George H. Annable, Jr. Advertising..... .Richard A. Mey i Advertising.........Arthur M. Hinkley Advertising............Edward L. Hulse Advertising ............John W Ruswinckel Arounts....... .. .Raymond Wachter Circulation.. . .George B. Alhn, Jr. Pubication ,,...,..... Harvey Talcot ;Assistants George Bradley AsRaytHofelich Marie Drumuweier Iial A. Jaeht r lames Carpenter James Jordan Charles K. Corre Marion Kerr Barbara Cromell Thales N. Lenington Mary Dively Catherine McKinven Bessie eV Egeland Dorothy Lyons Ona Feker Alex K. Scherer Katherine ruhn GeorgeSpater, Douglass truler Ruth Thompson Beatrice Greenberg Herbert E.. Wrnin HelenGross Lawrence Walkley E. . Hammer Hannah Wallen Carf W. Yammer FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 1928 Night Editor-PAUL J. KERN THE POLL Straw ballots mean next to nothing. Beginning with this perfectly safe as- sumption, nothing said in analysis of the recent campus poll can be misin- terpreted; and indeed it would be the height of misinterpretation if the re-s sults of a University preference, re- presenting, as they do the opinions of, a very specialized type of voter, were taken as indicative of the trend of popular thought. The overwhelming majority, never- theless, which Herbert Hoover, se- cretary of commerce, received over all other candidates together, and the overwhelming defeat of the proposal to draft Calvin Coolidge as Republican6 candidate, are perhaps outstanding1 among the results tabulated. The preference for Hoover, running to five votes of every nine cast, shows almostv beyond doubt that the secretary ofv commerce is the choice of the votersl of this section of the country, as was generally believed preous to the balloting. The tremendous landslide. against the drafting of Coolidge, also,a shows that the University communi- ty, at least, takes seriously his an-t nouncement that he does not wish tol be candidate for the presidency thisa year. other hand, directly stated and de- cisively against entry, leaves no room for doubt as to the general opinion of the campus on that question. Whatever the results, however, the enthusiastic support of the student body which cast a record vote in the straw ballot should set at rest for the present year, at least, reports, to the effect that University studentg are not interested in serious ques- tions. The turn-out of voters, which exceeded even that of the tense presi- dential year of 1920, was a testimon- ial to the concern of the campus com- munity in the problems of the na- tion-a testimonial which should be gratifying to all who have confidence in- the college youth of today. IT FLAMES ANEW Since the early years of James T Couzen's senatorial career, when he and Andrew J. Mellon first locked horns over the proper conduct of the Treasury department, there has glow- ed a steady and bitter enmity between the two wealthiest men in American public service which has flamed anew in the recent proposal by. Senator Couzens that the Senate request the resignation of Secretary Mellon. The accusations levied by the Mich- igan senator against the secretary of the treasury range from suppression of facts concerning " campaign expen- ditures to deliberate malfeasance in office, and have been expanded to in- clude partial responsibility for the present mining difficulties in Penn- sylvania. Many of tlem are more or less repetitions of the charges made some time ago when Couzens alleged that Mellon had made favorable tax rates for corporations in Pennsylvan- ia in which Mellon was personally in- terested. Following this action, it will be recalled, the secretary of the treas- ury responded by bringing suit against the Ford Motor company and Senator Couzens for alleged delin- quent taxes on stock of that corpora- tion. . To draw a conclusion from the present facts as to whether or not Secretary Mellon is guilty of the charges against him would perhaps be 'somewhat hasty, though when simi- lar charges were levied several years ago, certain respected opinion agreed that it was only Senator Couzen's lack of forensic ability which prevented the affair from becoming a national scan- dal.1 Whatever the situation, however, abuse of public office to the extent which Senator Couzens accuses Se- cretary Mellon of abusing! his of- fice, can not be for a moment con- doned, and the charges made three years ago against Mellon, and reiter- ated two days ago on the floor of the Senate, certainly deserve at least an impartial investigation, for the benefit of both parties involved. THE OTHER HALF Having safely transported ,its fam- ous manipulator for a distance of 40, 000 miles as the crow flies, Colonel Lindbergh's plane will soon come to rest in the Smithsonian Institution in Washington. The other raf of "We," like the intrepid flyer, will be taking a well-deserved rest. .Generations to come, impressed with the history attached to the plane, will gaze upon it wth awe, wonder- ing and admiring. But the presence of Colonel Lindbergh's plane in the Smithsonian museum has a greater significance attached to it than that, a greater purpose to serve. It should stand, not merely as the monoplane that Lindbergh flew across the At- lantic, but as symbolical of the cour- age and spirit behind that achieve- ment. That spirit, passed on to coming generations, is the biggest thing it can accomplish. 'JEB IS CALLDAA ON BUSINESS Jeb, regular conductor of Rolls, has been suddenly appointed purchasing agent for the entire University and left late last night for several places. In his absence there will be no Toast- ed Rolls column, since obviously no one could do it justice. He has been authorized by the Uni- versity to place quantity orders for gates, fences, spotlights, motorcycles, detectives, and padlocks. If there are any funds left after these purchases are made it is pos- sible that professors' salaries will be raised, Jeb announced before leav- ing. * * * . REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION CALLED OFF According to official word to be received from Republican national headquarters soon, the Republican National convention originally sched- uled for June of this year has been called off. "Our candidates will all be nominated at the Gridiron ban- quet," the official Republican spokes- man declared. "All of them are o-o quacious lubricators." No Democrat had been located to a. late hour last night or a similar statement would have been forthcom- ing from that party. "Why bother to nominate a presidential candidate," the Democrat would have said, "When it will already have been taken care of by the Gridiron Knights?" * * * Foul play was reported afoot at a late hour last night, also, to prevent the nomination of"- (name of Greenland president here suppress- ed) for the presidency of the Grid- iron Knights. The foul play, if successful, will be of no account, it was announced, since there was no chance of his election anyway. / '* * * The official campaign headquarters of the "Prof. Jack For President Club" have been opened ia several tea rooms, it is announced. When interviewed on his candday recently Professor Jack declared, "In spite of may pre- judice against women in men's parts, I thought the Junior Girls' play was fair. The Americans with whom I have come in contact seem fairly in- telligent. My chance of election are good." .4 * , ROLLS DIVULGES SECRET Though always in the past the re- cipient pf the Oil Can, special badge of recognition for all Gridiron Knights, has been kept secret until the night of the banquet, Rolls has decided to make the name public at the present time. It is thus that we are permitted to announce that the title of "Loquacious Lubricator" will go to PARDON, THE CANINES' FRIEND. THEATER BOOKS TON WIlT: The twenty-fourth annual Junior Girls' Play, "For the Love of Pete," in the Whitney theater at 815 o'clock. * * "CANDIDA" Most of the theater-going Ann Ar- bor fell unequivocably under the spell of Elsie Herndon Kearn's fierce- ly neurotic Hedda Gabbler-the she- tigress of the Ibsen drama. It is therefore greatly gratifying to know that she is returning to play "Candi- da" with the Rockford Players week after next-a great actress in a great play. It is almost paradoxical o think that the clean-cut fire and skill that went into the making of the iron- hard Hedda Tesman, could be made to turn on itself in her portrait of the warm, gently smiling Candida of Mr. Shaw. Only one who may have seen Miss Kearns can appreciate the fact that she can turn that dramatic power from tragedy into comedy. It is an amazing tribute to her versatility. * * * MR. MOORE PRESENTS Roy S. Langham, of the School of Music, and in charge of the music at the Mimes theater, is coaching and will conduct Dubois' "Seven Last Words of Christ," which Mr. Moore's Choral Literature class is preparing for a public recital. The chorus will be assisted by a fifty piece orchestra. The work was written for soprano, tenor, baritone, and chorus, and will be sung in Latin. Caroline Slepicka, soprano, Stewart Churchill, tenor, and Otto Brown,. baritone, will do the solo work. The chorus will have about fifty voices most of which are trained by the voice department of the School of Music. The time and place of the recital have not been decided but will be announced within a few days. THE JUNIOR GIRLS' PLAY A reiiew, by Ellis B. Merry From its clever opening dialogue to _.a really climatic finale, the current issue of the Junior Girls' play, "For the Love of Pete," goes through varied moments of successful musical come- dy with greatest merit in its array of capable principals and in well-exe- cuted dance numbers. By its own standards, the show is strictly an amateur production. As such it has worth in various other phases: the music is good; the lyrics decerve praise; direction of the cast is evident; and the costumes and scenery are notable. On occasion, then, the show easily rises to enthusiastic heights as in the "Floating University ,Song" with Leone Lee leading the good news; in the rope dance; in "Peter Blues" by Theodora Maloy; or in the speciality dance by Vera Johnson. Fortunately, the tempo also steadily increases at the end so that the finale may be harmoniously enthusiastic. In the second act particularly however, the show does not maintain the necessary pace. Superfluous dia- logue seems to be the reason. En- tertaining as the satire on faculty and students may be, it cannot help kill interest when used as padding. The characterization of faculty members was legitimate and amusing; but in- clusion of the dispatch to the Meeiani minister was inexcusable gagging. Though obvious enough in its tri- angular nature, the plot was vague. Possibilities were present but their elucidation; would have been involved. The cast is quite the outstanding feature of the production. Theodora Maloy, as Peter Grant, the indolent college student on a University cruise who turned revolutionist to show a 1 serious nature, made an ideal head man. Her interpretation was delight- fully spiced with personal touches. Shirley King, with poise and a voice I which would improve almost any mus- ical comedy, consistentlycontributed one of the two feminine angles of the triangle. Her rendition "In Our Day" contributed one professional touch to the production. Geraldine Fort as Nancy Lee did one of the best char- I acter pieces and certainly added at- tractiveness to the ensemble. - Q. UALITY. 4 RI WWWWWAMMM i .'t' Time to Clean Up! BISH BURNERS GARBAGE CANS 50, $2.25, $3.00 65c to $6.25 JB] l1.% ALL KINDS OF GARDEN TOOLS LAWN ROLLERS $13.50 TO $16.50 D. M. FERRY'S LAWN SEDD 45c, CLOVER 65c Paint and Varnisi 9UALITY. S J C. v Main, near Washington EA- Pot q. QUALITY. c~ V~. yr4; (' * R R 45" 4I yes for the Home Car, or 'urniture FisCher Co. Washington, near Main :mm o U i C -- f~ v 1* CC "} rn h" Cbrato ' ' eam L Sy Indftag 44 pfay Lay.ing.breyth .i . ii Paraount's picquriztn and ' loves of:4the'queenrof } golden haired sirens. Her eyes said yes-but her lis saId gnimc :oming Next Week to the. VICHIGAN' licure I~ w1 ~rS iECTORTiURNSUUL. ODUbXCTE0ONl ecte& by LCOLM SCAIP. JUNIOR GIRLS' PLAY STILL SHOWING AT WHITNEY THEATER Though the police have not threat- ened to close the show, the Junior Girls' play will continue practically throughout the week at the Whitney theater. Even Rolls admits that it is a good show. INTERFRATERNITY COUNCIL. MEETS AGAIN (WHO CARES?) The Interfraternity council, better known as Michigan's most defunct organization, met again yesterday at the Union. Among the heavy sched- ule of business transacted were sev- eral announcements read by the pres- ident and the awarding of the trophy for the annual interfraternity bridge tournament. * *,* The meeting of the Interfraternity council was characterized by a lack of resolutions. BOLT FAILS IN T L L PRESIDENTIAL POLL In the Democratic party the results are hardly as significant. Alfred Smith, to be sure, governor of New York state, led decisively the candi- dates presented, but his total, almost 2,000 below that of Hoover, shows de- finitely that the Republican tenden- cies of the state are not to be over- come by possible personal popularity of any Democratic candidate. In the same connection, however, it is interesting to note that while the Democrats in 1924 polled less than one-seventh of the total cast in the Republican columns in the campus vote, the Democratic party counted Wednesday more than one-third as many votes as the Republicans. Whether the shift of strength had any connection with the present slush fund investigations of the Republican par- ty is an interesting question to pro- pound. The vote on the prohibition ques- tion, as indirectly presented at the polls, can hardly be taken as signifi- cant one way or another. Delib- erately evasive, the question was larp'plv misund evutAA,1 ibyrncronaxvnt- CAMPUS OPINION Annonyious communications will be disregarded. The names of communi- cants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. Letters pub- lished s1 puld not be construed as ex- pressing the editorial opinion of The Daily. FROSH POTS To the Men of the Class of '31: In recent years many of Michigan's traditions have been falling into dis- use. One of the most important tra- ditions, that of Freshmen wearing .pots, is rapidly dying out. The freshmen do not realize how important this old custom is: they3 hold the pot as a sign of degrada- tion, as if 'there were some stigmaj attached to wearing one. This ideaI is entirely erroneous. The pot is a! bond that will bring the Freshmen closer together in a unity that will' last through their college life. Michigan is united by its customs, I,, b b b b b b OW. Course tickets may be ordered by mail. Monday morning, April 2, all unsold tickets will be offered over the counter, $5.501 $6.00, $7.00. (If Festival coupon is presented in ex- change, $2.50, $3.00, $4.00.) MAY FESNTIA d I_ ti I tit ti ti I' ti L ', In spite of the strenuous campaign carried on at all points of the campus by the "Bolt for President" club, the candidate of Rolls went down to ig- nominious defeat at the all-campus presidential poll Wednesday. Only three persons voted for the former Rolls executive. E i i * *.* "I am not discouraged," said Bolt, "For that is two more votes than Cal- vin Coolidge received in 1920 at the same vote. My campaign is just started." Kerniel Eaine Gruber as Sally Gates and Elizabeth McCurdy as Tom Brown effectively introduced their characteri- : zations to the audience. Dorothy Lyons as the prime minister of Media and Dorothy Ackerman as Phoebe Small deserve notice. Though they attempted very little, the dances were done with skill and I Dates: May 16, 17, 18, 19-Six Concerts CONDUCTORS: Moore, Stock, Grainger, Delamar- ter, Higbee. SOLOISTS: Corona, Montana, Kruse, Alcock, Telva, Matzenauer, Davies, Althouse, Koch, Basiola, Baromeo, Rabinof, Grainger, Christian. ORGANIZATIONS: University Choral Union, Chil- dren's Festival Chorus, Chicago Symphony Orchestra. CHORAL WORKS: "St. Francis of Assissi," Pierne; I I