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COLLEGE MEN AND WOME:N
will find the Packard Restaurant
bigger and better than ever.

RFCENT ISSITE01'PI~A I
HAS 1DISCISSION RI'
BURIDE'TE KRING

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SCORES SUBJECT MATTER;
D~eclares Youth Lured 13y I niversities.
With Real dEidaioni Only To
lBe ISi~lIlw.ioned
Declaring that American youth is J

ATHiiENS. Ohio--Studenits of Ohio
rniversity started a dirive todlay to
getl clot1hing for iiecilv minlers andt
their families. A commtoitt ee ('iiiis te~
from the students andl faculty is ac-
tive inl shlipping the contributions to
t he poverty-stricken people of the
flocking River valley.
ILLINOIS STAI)II'M NETS LARGE
'ROFITS ANNUALLY, IHUFF SAYS!
CHAMPAIGN, Ill.--George Fluff, di-
rector of athletics at the University of
Illinois, stated today at the Rotaryj
clubl banquet that ,the Illinois stacdiumr
pays all athletic expenses, andl, inl
addition, brings in a yearly profit of
'$T100,000. The total receipts from the
stadium this year were $350,000.


UN IVERiSITY VOE'"{WEST VIlIGINIA.

APP'IOI NTS C1I PtS POLICEMA N I'11IIAC'A .N . Rni i d~
MORGANTOWN, W. Vag.-The Uni- of. e okei i eSoc 1i t'
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c'amlpu's policenman. Police officials ap-r
pointedl himl to put an end to speeding
aroundi the University.
Swimming Coach
Lauds Camp Life
"Camp life will dlo more ,;odo for
the coming generation in the miaking
of American citizens than any other
factor," stated :Matt Mann, varsityj

703 Pack.ard.St.

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lured into the mtodern universitie2
with real edlucation only to be dis-
illusioned by "fools who give away
degrees," Burdette IDing, French play-
wright and former 'member of thec
United States diplomatic service, vig-
orously attacked the modern ins'.:
tutions of higher learning in an ar-
ticle in the current issue of the Plain
Talk magazine.
"I have never known one of these
young persons intimately who didn't
tell me the same identical tale," de-
clared King, "that he bad conmeup
to the university expecting it to be
all different from high school, muon
harder and more interesting, you
.now, no more of this baby stuff,
t hat he had honed the university
would force him to learn things or
kick him out if he didn't; that lie had
even thought, with embarrassment
and in secret (being American), that
p~erhaps the university would tell him
someth~ing about aesthetics, and ari,
and literature, and beauty, and ; il
those kinds of 'things. But even if
the. lad's intelligence could1 handle 'all
those kinds of things,' lie wonldl find
the university making no attempt to
present challenging standards of in-
tellectual achievement."-
Scoring the types of subjects of-
fered in some universities, King de-
clared that "The standarods have been
so lowered that 'The Manufacture or
Cotton Goods," 'Indexing and Filing,'
The. Science and Uses of Manure
and 'Pork Packing' are now solemnly
offered as subjects for serious study.
.Youth comes expecting the university
to present an. ordered, dignified pro-
,gram of the knowledge, history, and
experience of the human race through
"the ages. Upon its arrival it is in-
formed that the university doesn't
know any more that the youth doe.-,
doesn't know this from that, good
from bad, worthy from worthless, and
is told to do exactly as it pleases. It
Sdoes. It takes 'Pork Packing' ana
pleases papa."
Speech Clubs Meet

Rut>slai(tilornat attending tae
Sconfernce at (Geneva, Switzerland, of
he ,eague of Nations- prep~aratory
(isai'nialnent commission whose iui.
tof coimletely demolisjing all la-,,
marine and air forces, and all ntuet fwr a oe owhe
recently by the League of Nations.
DETOITHIGH SCHOOL
OFFIIALSVISIT.'HIE
(Continued from page one)
with the Freshman ,,reek of this year
andl felt that it helped to lbreach the
gap between high school and college,
I Each freshman was required to an-
swer a questionnaire which covered
Sany difficulties that they had en-
countered thuis far, their opinion of
Freshman week, and other similar
questions. It was suggested that some
of the freshmen in the University be
allowed to go to Detroit to speak to
the high school seniors and tell them
more of the University work and par-
ticlalyabout Freshman week.
With 37 graduates, Northern high
school of Detroit has the largest rep-
resentation in the freshman class.
Superintendent Frank E. Cody of ;De-
troit, and Edwin L. Miller, assistant
superintendent, were present at the
meeting, as well as the following prin-
cipals: B. F. Comfort, Cass Technical;a
J. H. Corns, Central; L. G. Cooper,
College high school; L. B. Mann,
Eastern; J. L. IIoltsclaw, High School
of Commerce; C. M. Novak, North-
eastern; J. E. Tanis, Northern; B. J.
Rivett, Northwestern; W. R. Stock-
ing, Southeastern; G. W. Murdock,
Southwestern; I. E. Chapman, West-
ern;, E. 1M, Conklin, Hamtramack;
William Pracken, Highland Park; and.
Loren Bow of Redford.

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U01IIAM 41E L SFCT1EI CAPTAIN dress on "The qualifications of a camp
OF' PURPLE ELEVEN IFOR 1928' leader" at a meeting of the Men's
- Physical Edlucation club held Wednes-
EVANSTON4, Ill.- Waiter Holmer, day night in Waterman gymnasium.
for two years a backfieldl star on tiz= Coach Mann was preceded by Wil-
Puirple team, was announced as can)- lianm W. Arnold, gradl, who extended
etroit Symphony OrchestraP
will give Two Concerts in Hill Audlitoriumn
isas follows on MONDAY, DECEMBER 122:0P8MC ET 0'LU R
A SPECIAL PROGRAM FOR SCHOOL
CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN
VICTOR KOLAR, Conducting
11 EDITH RHETTS, Speaker=
School Children coming in groups, under
the guidance of their teachers, will be admitted
* free.
*Tickets for adults may be procured at the :
School of Music in advance, or at the Audi-I
torium just before the concert at 50c each.
8:00 P. M. UONCERT IN EXTRA SERIES
OSSIP GABRILOWITSCH, Conductor
"Tickets on sale at School of Music,
$1.50, $2.00, $2.50

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COMING SUNDAY-
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Talks by Prof. Gail Densmore and
Prof. O'Neill of the department of SisVEETL.AND
speech were the features of the pro-i
gram given recently by the coopera-I
tion of the four campus forensic so- I The House of Quality
cieties-Adelphi, Alpha Nu, Athena, ?
and Portia. Professor Densmore's l
speech, upon the "Problems of Co-
Education," was' of a humorous na- For delicious toasted
ture. He was followed by Professor I
O'Neill, who spoke upon the speech 1 sandwiches and
department and debating. wfls
After this program, which was held. wfls
in Adelphi room, the 'meeting ad-
journed to the Alpha Nu room, where
two hours of dancing'took place., Sey T 7he Talk of The Town
eral novelty dances were included in (
the program. 212 South Main:j
The faculty members of the speechi
department, with their wives, acted E
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MARY ASTOR
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Two doughboys lost in a harem
But did the harem, scare'mto
See the greatest Soldier'
Comedy ever filmed.
Here's love, Knight life and a:
laugh for each and every
bean in the arrmy.
Laughs by the Carload:
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