ACE FOUJR . '" r m' TNF-Tt RC'T-Tr.A NMOAT V r"MT't"&T-i k 'X* , 41* 4.^ -v - .+r 11 1 1 jAV~~' L ...3Clllll if~ L1.tiL I TT. IF. 1, -27 Published every morning dXcept Monday Cduringthe University year by the Board in ' . ,. Control of Student Publications. Member of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- ttiled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or' not. otherwise credited in this paper and the local news pub- lished herein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistnt Post- master General. Suscription by carrier, $4;oo; by mail, X450 Offices:Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 4925; Business 21214. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 492 MANAGING DI'tOR JO H. CHAMBERL4N, Editor......................Mlli B. Merry Editor Michigan Weekly..Charles E. Behymer Staff Editor...............Philip C. 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Scherer Ona Felker Frank Schuler Ben Fishman Bernice Schook Katherine Frochne Mary Slate Douglass Fuller George Sater Beatrice Greenberg Wilbert Stephenson SHelen Gross Ruth Thompson Herbert Goldberg Herbert E. Varnum E. J. Hammer Lawrnce Walkley Carl W. Hammer lana laler Ray Hotelich TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1927 Night Editor-PAUL J. KERN GOVERNING MORONS Mad Benito Mussolini has found a number of crazy things to do in his comparatively short regime as dicta- tor of Italy-together with the few sound measures he has enacted. Each new step seems more insane and ab- surd than the preceding ones, as he goes on and on, and his latest con- tribution to the progress of democracy -the abolition of the popular ballot and the popular election, appears to be the masterpiece of his collection. Of course, Benito dares not an- nounce to the world that he has abol- ished the popular election, for that would sound almost as that Mr. Mus- solini were becoming dictatorial; but he has carefully cloaked the measure by announcing that universal suffrage will be abolished, which sounds just mildly offensive. Upon investigation, however, this not so distressing announcemenit be- comes afreally revolutionary step, for in connection with it comes a plan whereby only the candidates of one political party can enter the field, and this political party will be composed entirely of Fascisti. Nominations for political office will hereafter be made by the Grand Council of the Fascisti, which Mus- solini himself appoints and bullies into submission on ma'tters of policy. After this nomination, by Mussolini, the names of the candidates will be placed on the only party ticket allow- ed in the election, and they will be voted on by Fascisti only. Thus put- ting Mussolini's men on the only ticket in Mussolini's elections; to be voted on only by members of Mussolini's party. The subterfuge is not even subtle enough to be clever. It is a rank af- front to what intelligence we still ascribe to Italy. It removes Mussolini and his parity as far from the control of the popular ballot as the most des- potic kings of the Middle Ages, and it1 leaves only one recourse to his en-, emies-revolution. It has the advantage, the Italian press admits, of "saving election ex- penses," and that is about the onlyf advantage that can be claimed for it.1 It has the quality of dubious merit, also, of keeping Mussolini and hist surrounding conspirators in power as solini have found, however, that gov- ernment without the support of the people is impossible, and even the do- cile Italians may some day reach the point where intimidation, force, and oligarchy may not seem attractive to them. For governing a race of in- capable morons, Mr. Mussolini's meth- ods would be perfect; but if Italy has even a semblance of the intelligence which is generally ascribed to civiliz- ed nations, Mussolini and the crowd that supports his despotism will soon- er or later go toppling from the dicta- torship they have built in Italy. Democracy can be abolished, national intelligence affronted, national views distorted, but this can only go on for a short time; it can not last forever. NOT WITHOUT MENTION After 47 years of faithful service to his country, during which time he served in two wars and was decorated by three governments, Rear Admiral Hilary P. Jones, senior 'officer of the United States Navy, will retire today at 'the age of 64 years. Behind him Admiral Jones leaves a glorious record. Attaining distinction in the Samoan disaster in 1889, he rounded out his career by serving as a delegate to the recent Geneva con- ference on limitation of armament. During the Spanish-American war Ad- miral Jones was on patrol duty with Admiral Sampson's fleet, and during the time of the World war commanded the Newport News division of the cruiser and transport forces, more than a quarter of a million troops em- barking under his personal supervision. In 1921 he became commander-in-chief of the Atlantic fleet and a year later of the United States fleet. His decora- tions include the distinguished service medal, the French legion of honor medal and one by the Brazilian gov- ernment. Rear Admiral Jones is indeed de- serving of the highest respect of the people of the nation he has served so well, and of the many tributes which have been accorded him. FOR THE BEST Of utmost importance to the na- tion's readers and for the best inter- ests of the newspaper profession the world over is the formation of the now association of newspaper correspon- dents in Washington, to "cover" for foreign readers what transpires in the national and international aspects of American life. The announcement of the new press organization, made this week by Rob- ert P. Remy, manager of the American Bureau of the Havas News agency, Paris, further serves to emphasize Washington's place in the limelight of international events. Practically all important capitals of the world, including London, Paris and Berlin, at the present time have similar group- ings of foreign newspapermen. Recognizing 'the fact that the news- papers of the world play an influential part in directing the outlook on na- tional and international events as they may arise, it is significant that the new body will make its headquarters at the National Press club, thus af- fording opportunities for a closer union between newspapermen repre- sentative of the various nations. All in all it looks as though the for- mation of such an association at this time is one of the most important de- velopments in the newspaper profes- sion in recent years, and a move that is bound to leave its mark upon the future history of the dissemination of national and international news inas- much as it indirectly tends toward bringing about a better understanding between peoples. AMERICAN OUTLOOK The larger and less literary maga- zines are devoting much space to pe$- sonal revelations, so called, of public celebrities. This slavish hero wor- ship which demands that an aurora of glamour be cast around its heroes and which swallows alike the expla- nations of much misunderstood pre- war royalty and the alibis of famous fistic champions is not indicative of the hard boiled attitude which our in- tellectuals fondly imagine colors the American outlook. The public is eternally the same. Menken's latest protest is sure to be a "best seller" but so always is the sen- timental story of Harold Bell Wright. It must hurt the pride of Detroit's bootleggers to feel that they are still outnumbered by 12,000 votes in the municipal elections. Perhaps the next time Mayor Smith runs, however, they can register 12,000 additional times. Wanted: Issue of newspaper pub- lished since May, 1927, which does not have Colonel Lindbergh's name or pic- ture on the front page. A substantial reward will be payed. Mexico has been remarkably free from assassinations recently, and ap- parently the revolutionary marksmen are slipping, since they only managed to wound General Obregon Sunday. I-,. YE CON VTEII NN nt With much yawning and diligent conservation of excess energy, the self-appointed delegates to the Inter- fraternity council gathercd yesterday to make their monthlydecision that something ought to be done about it. The meeting almost resulted in a complete adjournment ten minutes after the time set for beginning. But somebody scraped a chair as lie start- ed to slip out. . That awakened the presideit, and lie saved the afternoon by calling the meeting to order. The treasurer's report disclosed the doleful news that six fraternities had faile to pay their dues. The treasurer was assured that the terrible threat of expulsion would no doubt at once draw forth the missing funds. * *. * At last it was time for the report of the committee appointed to draw up resolutions regarding the auto ban and football dances. The committee reported that they had decided there was no use in drawing up a resolution opposing the dances after football games. A few of the new delegates were surprised. * * * THEATER BOOKS THE MINES "Seventh Heaven," by Austin Strong, has been chosen as the next show for The Mimes Players. It may be remembered as the John Golden production of some five years ago, in which lien Mencken and George Gaul pulled one another out of Parisian sewers. It was exceptionally success- ful at that time and has recently been into a movie with Janet Gaynor and Charles Farrell. As a playwright Mr. Austin's talent manifests in this particular opus not upon an observation of human nature, but upon a careful analysis of thea- trical nature. He is concerned prin- cipally with the manner in which an audience reacts to his characters, thinking, dreaming, loving and hating on the stage. In this respect he has made obeisance to the artificial in the theater, and has utilized all the tricks and hokum that make for the popular drama. It is for this reason that Mr. Aus- tin's "Seventh heaven" as a drama is just about what "Les Miserables" would be if George M. Cohan would Personial Engraved 0 Now on Display. Make your selections early. S oth Eidsof 4 The U. of ., PenI m You will pay for a whether you have it or not. You can not use an inferior pen without paying heavily for it. Rider's Masterpen is manufactured and serviced right here at our shop; it has the largest ink capacity of any pen and is unequalled for reliable flow. 315 State Street k I The committee sprung a surprise by make an adaptation of it for the speak- I presenting a resolution on the auto ing stage. In short, there are all the ban. Even though it sounded as type characters romanticized and though written in pretty much of a moulded into an exceptional creation hurry, the ideas weren't so bad. of the theater. It is a masterpiece * * * of its kind, and for that reason should1 Immediately someone suggested it prove to be Mimes most popular bill would be better to give the matter of the semester. more consideration, and save it until * * the next meeting. Another delegate "ARMS AND THE MAN" thought it too aggressive, thus auto- Bernard Shaw's "Arms and the matically making it inappropriate for Man"-the first of the Theater Guild the Interfraternity council. plays will be given this Thursday) * * * night in the Whitney theater. This is,) The vote to table the resolution of course, Shaw's satire of things mil- won by a vote of 4 to 1. By the time F itary and our romantic idolatry of the rest of the delegates had found them. It was transformed into a mu- out the question that was being voted sical version titled as "The Chocolate on, the result had been determined. Soldier," and as such is familiar to * **all theater-goers of a decade ago. In- If only the Regents could be in- cidentally, George Gaul, mentioned duced to give the resolution so much above as the original Chico in consideration it might have a chance. "Seventh Heaven" will play the lead * * * in the present production. IIOBBS MAKES LAST MINUTE * * * RETURN THE ASTAIRE SHOW Professor William Herbert Hobbs, There seems to be great speculation Michigan's unique contribution to the abroad concerning "Funny Face," the science of weather prophesy, arrived new Fred and Adele Astair musical back in Ann Arbor just in time to be comedy which has recently opened out present at the annual struggle with of town. Allen Kearns, last seen in the Navy. this country with Queenie Smith in *" * "Tip Toes" has been imported from "The defeat of the Navy proves that England (after his London managers we are neglecting our system of na- had been paid $10,000 for his release); tional defense," was his unofficial George Gershwin is adding some more declaration. "I wish Sherwood Eddy music to his score; Robert Benchley had been here to see the weakening is no longer writing the lyrics-an effect of his accursed pacifism." item that calls forth some specula- tion; and Paul Gerard Smith is co- Professor Hobbs attributed the author with Fred Thompson of the Michigan victory to the fact that the book. It will be shown in New York local I. 0. T. C. unit had acquired on Tuesday, November 22. six new uniiorms this year. *"THE SHANGHAI GESTURE" A review, by Robert 'Wetzel Last Sunday night Detroit's Sabbat, SPECIAL NOTICE calm, broken only by the usual week- For Football Squad Only end misbehaviors, was further shat- ______ tered by the arrival of "The Shanghai MAKE HESTON PAY HIS BET! Gesture," a notorious importation from East of Suez via Manhattan. The piece is from the atelier of that dis- * * * tinguished Orientalist, the Hon. Al ONLY A FALSE ALARM Woods; and in it, that shrewd hucks- In the interests , of science and ter of the hokums, ever eager to in- whom, it may concern, the Rolls inves- struct the public if there's money in tigating committee has been laboring it, has seemingly snatched up the for a week to spike the rumor that mantle of Mr. Burton Holmes, con- the M and N sections were omitted ductiing a spacious tour of the Celes- from the current student directory. tial metropolis in terms not so much * * * I of the lantern slide and the travelogue, We sympathize with ithe managing but rather of the clandestine and for- editor, because of the limited time bidden post-card. available. And if necessary we would The gesture of the title is a dra.- have printed the whole omitted section matic one, not to be confused with the right here in Rolls to rectify the mis- joining of the thumb to the nose; and take. the plot, a shrewd employment of the * * * more venerable chicaneries, tells of Of course there are probably a lot sundry adventures in a Shanghai i of errors. Besides, it is a custom for house of-well, you know, which in editors to omit the names of their fav. size apparently approximates the orite coeds, to make them a little more proportions of Ferry Field. The mis- inaccessible. tress of the establishment is a Manchu * * * princess coyly styled Mother Goddom, But you can't expect everything for who after ruining the English lord who I a dollar. As f(e editor's roommate, at one time seduced her, or something, who by the way was one whose name makes the discovery--some forty-five did not appear, remarked, "We're minutes after everyone in the audi- I probably lucky to get anything at all." ence has done so--that a particularly . I attractive nymphomaniac in the bag- nio is her own daughter. SAs PYOUR TORIack, thesThough apparently written rather At last Professor Jack, the statewith a bludgeon than with the con- department's all-Scottish holdback,3 ventional typewriter, it proved a di- has slipped into Ann Arbor and has verting spectacle, providing that you taken over the task of putting the check your sense of humor with your rhetoric department on the faculty. hat and coat. In sooth, it is a moral tale, although many assert that it Already instructors have begun to should have its mouth rinsed-for it request shorter themes from their) demonstrates the eternal truth that students. It saves ink, paper, as well the wages of sin is a good box office; as the time of everyone concerned however, the jeune fille is hereby ad- * * * bjured not to, take her parents. The Railroad trains will be abolished by piece has been mounted in impeccable Ann Arbor Whitney Theatre NOVEMBER 17 NEW YORK THEATRE GUILD presents The Theatre Guild Repertory Company with George Gaul and Florence Eldridge in BERNARD S11 AW'S ARMSTIMA N direct from its own New York Theatre SEATS NOW SELLING Wahr's Book Store Prices: $2.70, $2.20, $1.65, $1.10. Matminee Prices $3.30, $.7 , $2.20, $l.05. Michigan Theatre League THANKSGIVING, NOV. 24, Mat. "Mr. Pim Passes By" Eve. "The Guardsman" OUSlE ,DANCES C 1L ii S JOE SOLOMAN AND HIS ORCHESTRA A Real Dance Orchestra Open for Engagement JOE SOLOMAN - PHONE 3418 PAIES 432 Thopsom B A L0R PARTY PROGRAMS ANNOUNCEMENTS INVITATIONS STATIONERY FOLDERS NEWSLETTERS PLACARDS BUSINESS CARDS CALLING CARDS ETC., ETC. 215 S. 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