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THE MICHIGAN DAILY ,

SUNDAY, JAtiTTARY 16, 19




I more year, loafers and mediocre stu
dents be given a certificate and re-
leased from further work so as to
Published every morning except Monday provide greater advantages for capa-
during the University year by the B oard m
Control of Student Publications. ble students during the remainder of
Members of Western Conference Editorial their four years.
Association. President Little's proposal, in ac-
The Associated Press is exclusively en- cord with the policies announced in
titled to the use for republication of all news Is ir
dispatches credited to it or not otherwise his inagural address, is designed to
credited in this paper and the local news pub- recognize ability when it is shown,
to provide encouragement for acad-
Entered at the postoffice at An Arbor, emic interest, and to prevent that in-
Michisgan, as second class shatter. Special rate
of postage granted by Third Assistant Post- terest from being discouraged by as-
xiaster General.
Sabsciption by carrier, $3.75 by mail, sociation with mediocrity. It is only
$4.00 stoo evident in the University that the
Offces : Ann Arbor Press Building, 1May-
ABrd Street. capable and intelligent have to pur-I
Phones: Editorial, 4925; Business 21274. sue their studies at a pace slow
enough for the mediocre minds under
EDITORIAL STAFF Ithe traditional "bugaboo" of being
Telephone 4,925 democratic and tolerant. Any plan
MANAGING EDITOR designed to reduce this handicap, at
SMITH H. CADY. JR. least for the last two years in college,
should meet with the approval of
Edtor,.,...... ....W. Calvin Patterson thinking students.
City Editor............... Irwin A. Olian
Newy Editor............. redarick Shillito That all men may be equal before
NewsEdiors. ,....... lPhilip C. Brooks
Women's ditor..... .... .Marion Kubik the law but not in intelligence is
Sports Editor............Wilton A. Simpson trite but nevertheless true. A policy
Telegraph Editor...........M orris Zwerdlinig
s d rama.::...Vincent C. Wall, Jr. with such manifest merits as that of
Night Editors President Little's would result, if
Charles Behymer lis Merry Phel carriedout, in making our collegiate
So ChamberinaCourtland C. Smith educational machinery vastly more
James Herald C:.sam A. Wilson jed ato lma inr vsly oe
Assistant City Editors efficient, effective, and useful to so-
Carl BurgerCHenry Thurnau I ciety. There would be, of course,
Joseph Brunswick many practical difficulties to be work-
-Reporters ed out, but it is just a question of how
Maron Anderson Paul Kern
Alex Bochnowski Miles Kimball soon such a change will take place,
jean Campbell l Milton Kirshbaumn I
Chester E. Clark Richard Kurvink.of how quickly the unfit will be weed-
Clarence Edelson G. Thomas McKean I ed out, of how soon we will recognize
Earl W De La VergneKenneth Patrick
William Emery Morris Quinn things as they actually are and 'not
Alfred Let Foster James Sheehan
Robert E. Finch Nelson J. Smith, Jr. what we would like theni to be.
John Friend Sylvia Stone
*obert Gessner William Thurnau-
Col e J.Gnr Herbert Vedder FRIENDLY RIVALS

LIE CO~L)
C AL 1ALCADE
Admiral Ixzo was a piker, we can
see now. Hle only swarm Lake Erie
onkthe way to the Ohio game, but 135
persons were willing to dive into
the cold wate-s and swim 23 miles in
that Catalina affair.
* * *
The basketball team didn't need to
go away out to Iowa City to pile up
a 41-22 score, wlieui East Lansing is
so near.

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THIS AFTNERNOON: The Univer- I
sty Symphony Orhesra will present ForYour Convenience--Two Stores Completely Stocked
the sltxth lniher of the Faculty Con-
cell series in Lli!1 -i4ditoriumn at 4:15
oWlock =
TOMORROW NIHT: Marion Tal-
At Both Ends of the Diagonal
ropolitan, Adil John Corigliano, flo- i.- -
hist, will present the fourlh concert;-I i 1 1 1 1 l I I 11 1 g111n111 l1 it iIm
inl the (Choral Union serles in 11111 au-
iiU ,lr ateo'&clock -Ula RIDER SERVICE
'TilE CAPTIVE"
At the Empire Theater
A review by Kenneth Kingbet
By the simple trick of inverting the

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Professor Lorch told the radio
audience that an architect always
aims for beauty. EXHIBIT A: The
Pedestrian Entrance benches.

old triangle and using homosexuality
as the basis of a plhy in all other
"Is anything else planned for j e cts deciddlly Srdou, Edouard
that diagonal park of ours?" sou, dohare
asked the Sophisticated Sopho- ' curleI has scord acoup de theate
more in an exclusive interview bt: n Paris and Nev York, i hs
yesterday. "We can expect most fairly effective but rather creaky opus
anything now, even a marble "The Captive." Far from finding this
statue of Harry Tillotson." play the "fine, moving drama" that the
 __ Times Square llazlitts and self-con-
sciously broadminded Gothamites have
After talking so much about horse insistently declared it, the present
and buggy riding at the first of the write- found it a pretty dull exhibit
year, we decided it was our duty to of post-Scribian dramaturgy.r
our public to take a cutter ride, and The play certainly has its moments,

for Student Uses

Made, and serviced right here in Ann Arbor by the maker himself is '
undoubtedly ideal. It holds more ink-6 to 12 times as much-is a better
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Harvey J. Gunderson 1larian Welles
Stewart Booker Thaddeus Wasielewski The suggestions and aims of the
Morton B. Icove Sherwood Winslow American Arbitration association, re-
BUSINESS STAFV cently in convention, seems to be
Telephone 21214 fraught with suggestive possibilities.
The association believes that disputes
BUSINESS MANAGER within single trades have been ptac-
PAUL W. ARNOLD tically brought to the place where
they are settled by arbitration and
Advertising.............. William C. Pusch
Advertising..............homasSunderland that now the time has come to bring.
Advertising..J.. ...George 1. Annable, Jr. together the different and disassociat-
kdvertising............ Laurence J. Van Tuyl
Circulation................ Kenneth Haven ed trades and practically eliminate
Accounts...............Francis A. Norquist all trade disputes by means of an
Assistants arbitration policy, offered by impartial
.GeHrgeAhnJr Ray Wachter and unbiased judges.
Melvin H. Baer J. 1B. Wood
I). M. Brown Esther Booze There is nothing that would be
Florence Cooper Hilda Binzer
Caniel Finley Marion AB.Daniel more desirable in the business life of
A. M. 'Hinkley Beatrice Greenberg America than the understanding and
U. L. Hulse Selma M. Janson A eiata h nesadn n
R. A. Meyer Marion Kerr unity which such a policy would
Harvey Rosenblum Marion L. Reading
William F. Spencer Harriet C. Smith , bring about. The advance from the
Harvey Talcott Nance Solomon
Harold Utley Florence Widmaier cut-throat policies of former days to'

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so Friday night we did.a
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All we got to say about it is that
it is great sport, except in tjie winter-
time . These rumble seats on road-
sters are steam-heated apartments
compared with -a cutter. It is built
with the idea of citting down the
wind resistance.;
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Of course Mullisons give you ai
robe, -and the boy tells you that it is1
plenty warm enough because it keptj
a bear warm for several years. The
only trouble is that the bear was al- y
ways able to crawl into a hollow tree
when winter came.
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And no bear ever sat in one of
those cave-of-the-winds-on-wheels.
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The only co-operation the horse
showed, was when we turned around
to come home. Assoon as he got
headed for Ann Arbor she put all
four hoofs in'motion for the first time
that. night.
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She kept that up for all of twenty j
yards and then the only time she got

but there are not quite enough of them
to avoid a 'number of pretty arid
stretches. The cast is adequate, but
not exceptional. lielen Mencken
gives a rather tricky and not parti-
cularly syi)npathetic performance in
the title role. Arthur Wontner as
D'Aiguines is to be congratulated on
his effective delivery of one of the{
longest and dullest speeches that a
Broadway actor has been called upon
to deliver this season. The rest of the
company do what they can to make
the artificial dialog sound natural, but
with indifferent success.
The popularity of this pseudo-prob-
lem play is very probably due to the
fact that the forty-second street cos-
mopolites and visiting thrill-chasers
can go to the play in a glow of broad-
mindedness and witness a confection
as innocuous and devoid of idea as a
Willard Mack melodrama under the
impression that they ar viewing a
searching analysis of a pathological
case. "The Silver Cord" with our old
friend, mother love, as its theme is
incomparably more startling and pene-
trating than "The Captive.''
TilE MATINEE M1USICALE
On Wednesday afternoon at .>:,0
o'clock in the Asembly hall of the
Union, the third program of the Mati-
nee Musicale series will be given. The
artis;ts for the occasion are Helen
Wright Wilmington, pianist; and the
University String Quartet, composed
of Samuel Lockwood, first violin, An-
gelina Lockwood, second violin, Pau-
line Kaiser, viola, and Janette Fraser
Wieder, Violon-cello.
Mrs. Wilmington, who is a memberI
of the piano faculty of the Toledo Con-
servatory-of Music, has been engageda
in concert work for the past few years.

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15 State St.
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MEWRAF
Another Rip Roaring
Western
WALLIE WALES
-In-
"TWISTED TRIGGERS"
Also f
Felix and Imperial
Comedies
Friday
NORtA SHEARER
"THE WANING SEX"
R5AE
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 16, 1927

I

a place where business conducts itself'
with some thought of the right and the
wise, marks a distinct advance in
civilization. But the further advance

- -- that would tie all of the nations to-
Night Editor-STANFORD N. PHELPS gether and prevent wholesale tie-ups
and riots marks a stage the benefits

THE PARASITE
In every community there are al-
ways one or more organizations which
rarely, if ever, seem to justify their
existence. Unfortunately the Mich-
igan campus is no exception.
One of the outstanding examples of
this type of organization is the Stu-
dent Christian association, appealing
as it does to scarcely more than a
score of students from the standpoint
of active interest.
The S. C."A. does serve several good
purposes. Among these, it provides
a social club for f >reign students on
the campus, and supervises a worthy
fresh air camp each summer for poor
children. In view of this a concen-
trated effort is made each winter to
reach every student in the University
during -the well known "S. C. A.
drive" for some manner of contribu-
tion. In short, this association which
is operated by a half dozen students,
and whose commodious building is
frequented by possibly 200 more for-
eign students, imposes itself upon the
entire student body each year to the
extent of $6,000. (The fresh air camp
is supported by an independent drive
each spring.)
To be sure, the presidency of the
S. C. A. is a pleasant office to hold,
and generally offers a trip to Europe'
in the bargain. The president is elect-


of which are almost incalculable. I going faster than five hoot-beats a
The idea is not a new one. It had minute was when she slipped on a
what was probably its first birth on ihill.
this continent under Jean Talon, I * *
called the Great Intendent for his wis- But just the same it was a fine
dom and sagacity, in Canada in 1665. trip, only we never want to look a
There have been since then various wind like that in the face again. We
stages, most. of them incomplete, end- I are going again just as soon as they
ing last with the Kansas Industrial fix up awindshield cmi the cutter.
Court a few years ago. * * * .
But these stages have only marked We Didn't Subscribe To The LeaguleE
the way in which the movement We got this date without showing
should go. The future of American any receipt from the Women's League
industry and its maintenance of its Fund, too. The girl thought of the
lead in the world demands some such suggestion that ROLLS had made the (

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Just a Good Time
It is the opinion of everyone
that goes to Granger's that they
have a real good time. The
smooth floor, not overly crowded,
the gliding of the dancers, the'
hum of conversation give that
feeling of real enjoyment to every
minute.
And then there is the music.
The peppy sock time, or the
dreamy waltzes played by Jack
Scott and his Wolverines are
1 =irresistible and make one forget

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integration as this. And the leaders
of industry, if they have the vision
and the faith attributed to them will
be quick to seize this opportunity and{
make of it what they can, which seems
to be- much.
AGAIN
After rejecting two alternat!?ve
plans, the House committee on agri-
culture has approved the McNary-
Haugen farm relief bill which, with
the exception of several minor chang-
es, is identical to the measure de-
feated last May in the first session of
the Congress now assembled.
The bill provides, in effect, that a
price of farm products, higher than
that in the world market, be fixed for

ed by the student body. The office is; sales in the United States, and that
a fdlcos"oiia lml fin coil in d01 1 l11ioJ

a delicious "political plum."
The chief difficulty with the organi-,
zation lies in the fact that it is grossly
over-capitalized. It is estimated that
the upkeep of the building, the operat-
ing expenses, the fresh air camp, and
the {cost of the so-called student activ-
ities amounts to $32,000 per year! To
meet such an expenditure, alumni are
solicited for some $21,000; students
for $12,000, comprising the annual
drive and the fresh air camp solicita-
tions; and local churches about $1,000.
The abolition of the S. G. A. is by
no means advocated. It has a small
purpose. But it should not exist
solely as a parasite on the campus. Itj
does not begin to reach the studentl
body; therefore, why should students:
support it? The annual drive, which
is less of a financial success eac-hl
year, should be abolished if the as-
sociation has to vacate its handsome 1
building, and move into somewhat less

farmers iorcea to seat in the foreig~n
trade be given a proportionate com-
pensation. With this main provision
unchanged, it still provides for a di-
rect subsidy as well as for the rather
economically unsound practice of
price-fixing.
Though the publicity given the mat-I
ter may have weakened the opposi-
tion, and the inclusion of cotton as a
favored product have added strength
front the South, it is probable that
much difficulty will be experienced
in enacting the measure when itj
comes up for consideration early in
February.
EDUCATION, NOT FINES
Going on the theory that education1
and not fines will lessen the number '
of traffic violations committed, the'
"safety schools" established in Chi-
cago, at which over 20,000 motorists'
have attended for minor violations,'

other day about no dates except with rl
hHer professional engagements have
subscribers, but not until after we had included appearances in private con-,
gotten started. certs in New York and as soloist with
* * the Toledo Symphony orchestra. The
We told her that the guy that wrote String Quartet has also appeared on
that stuff was crazy, and that the various programs given in Ann Arbor T
co-eds ought to know better than to during this season and last, and in-
take him seriously. We told her we der the direction of Mr. Lockwood 
knew him, and gave her enough e1i- has become a most popular organiza- I
dence to prove that lie was only out tion.
in the world because the Pontiac asyl- The program is as follows:
um didn't have strong enough padded I German Dance ......Beethoven-Seiss
cells. Prelude ...................... Chopin
* , * Etude ........................ Chopin .:,gl IkI[I@1[11[116[II[li i tIII
But just the same it was a narrow I Polonaise ..................... Chopin ="_
escape, and we'll have to watch our I Mrs. Wilmington -
step hereafter, and pick girls who Quartet D Minor .......... Schubert
don't read the column. (Now you The String Quartet-
say, "Butthere aren't any such!") Rhapsodie F Minor ........Dohnanyi
* * * Pres de la Mer...............Arensky
A National society of chemists is i Viennese Dance . .Friedman-Gaertner
to hold a meeting here. With more Mr. Wilmington
than, 500 experts expected, they ought * * *
to be able to do something about the "CRAIG'S WIFE
Ann Arbor water. i "CA 'WIEI
Aw . Tonight at the New Detroit Opera
NOTICE-Will the boy who sold us Hlouse, Rosalie Stewart will present
that 5c candy bar in the Daily office ;I for te two week's approval of De
the other day please bring us the trait audiences Chrystal Herne in the
last y' ar's Pulitzer Prize Play,--
change for our nickle. You owe uslt
"Craig's Wife" by George Kelley. _
OQeen cents. -
Mr. Kelley is already known for his
satiric fling at all Little Theatres ini
About the best name submitted in si --
"Tihe Torch Bearers" and tile bitter - -
this contest for the stadium name T o Children t
irony of the blathering wind-bag in -hidr n
came from Bill, the linotyper who
sets up this column. He set "Romeo "The Show--Off." "Craig's Wife," as
is his current New York production i= alwa s-
Stadium" in yesterday's stuff when it -' en
was supposed to be "Rodeo." We think "Daisy Mayie," is a deftly handled
problem play of modern married life I havn th
he ought to win the prize. < -
* * * j vitn the dominating influence of a
SOsE WONDERFUL NAMES elfish wife for the theme. Miss Herne i hair cut
Ewho headed the original New York
"Romeo Stadium" . . .Bull cast aided materially in making the It h
"Michigan Alumnus Stadium"....'ttplay one of the most successful of last
.Clover hay i season, and together with the natural
"Useless Stadium" .,...Ababa Rococo situation and brittle dialogue succeed- BV U '-
"The White Elephant".........Hay d at best
et in winning the award as thebetB R

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