PAGE 1POUft THE MICHIGAN DAILY' T HURSDAY, JANUAYNI , 102 Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Members of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en-j titled to the use for republication of all newsj dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news pub- lished therein. Entered at the postofficed at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. , Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Post. master General. Subscription by carrier, $3.75; by mail, Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 4925; Susiness 22214. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR SMITH H. CADY. JR. Editor.................W. Calvin Patterson City' Editor............... .Irwin A. Olian Frederick Shillito News Editors............Philip C. Brooks Women's Editor.............Marion Kubik Sports Editor........... Wilton A. Simpson Telegraph Editor............ Morris Zwerdling Music and Drama........ Vincent C. Wall, Jr. Night Editors Charles Behymet Ellis Merry Carlton Champe Stanford N. Phelps Jo Chamberlin Courtland C. Smith ames Herald Cassam A. Wilson Assistant City Editors 'Cali Burger Henry Thurnau i Joseph Brunswick Reporters Maron Anderson Paul Kern Alex Bochnowski Miles Kimball jean Campbell Milton Kirshbaum Chester E. Clark Richard Kurvink. Clarence Edelson G. 1homas McKean Earl W. De La VergneKenneth Patrick William Emerv Mvorris Quinn Alfred Lee Foster Jaynes Sheehan Robert E. Finch Nelson J. Smith, Jr. John Friend Sylvia Stone obert Gessner William Thurnau Elaine Gruber Milford Vanik Coleman J. Glencer Herbert E.sVedder- Harvey J Gunderson Marian Welles Stewart Hooker Thaddeus Wasielewski Morton B. icove Sherwood Winslow BUSINXESS STAFF Telephone .21214. BUSINESS MANAGER PAUL W. ARNOLD became instantaneously vociferous with the singing of "The Victors." Some, undoubtedlr, considered this. year's Opera too professional in its aspect. Many can never be pleased. The number unimpressed with "FrontI Page Stuff" was insignificant, how- ever. Alumni, and others, from Chi- cago to New York and the intervening' cities back to Detroit stamped their hearty approval on the production. And Mr.. Shuter once more concluded that his many months of untiring ef- forts had not been in vain! IN NICARAGUA A force of 160 marines was sched- uled to land in Managua, Nicaragua, yesterday as a guard for the American legation there. This order follows the much criticized landing of American forces at Puerto Cabazas by Admiral Latimer some two weeks ago when neutrality was forced upon the sur- rounding territory occupied by the liberal leader, Sacasa, his ministers, and army. The move was made upon the judgment of the commanding offi- cer who observed gunfire in the town, and, though supported by the state department, has been bitterly attack- ed by large sections of the press. Despite the possible inadvisability of that action, however, the latest move is quite justified by the interna- tional law allowing one nation to pro- tect its citizens and interests in an- other country. In addition to the holdings of many Americans in Nic- aragua, the national government has certain treaty rights involving the proposed Nicaraguan canal and the naval base at Fonseca. While these rights are not now endangered in the opinion of the state department, it is altogether proper that some preven- tive measures be taken in view of the unstable political conditions in that country. The small force of 60 ma- rines quartered for the protection of .the American legation should not pre- vent the Nicaraguan people from working out their governmental prob- lems in a satisfactory manner. _Grahams IsDRAMA 12 LOST t1 2 There have been lost dogs and lost TIE RUSIAN (COSSACK CHOIR dogs: Clippy, Flippy, and all the rest. The Ra C k Choir underrs But now we see where a real import- the personal direction of Sergei ant dog is lost. In fact that is the Socolops wl presentia program g G n-s climax of the local dog-losing con- Monday night in Hill Auditorium asG rh= test. * * *the fourth number of the Extra Col- - cert Series. This organization, which = At Both Ends of the Diagonal " This dog is named Tim, according was the sensation of Europe during I w to the classified ads yesterday. He is 1920 and 1921, has an exceedingly in- __I__i__lilll___i_11,____11illillIIll lill 1111 111#llllllliiillilill#1 1lii lllli lttititttafiIlttttitttlt tttilltttil an airdale, black and tan, and belongs teresting history. RIDER SERVICE at 1926 Day st. He probably wanted M. Socoloff, before the war, was a to keep up to date and so moved next conductor of a series of concerts in door New Year's eve. Moscow, and at the outset of the war * * * he enlisted and at its close found We plead with you all: find Tim. himself stranded in Jugoslavia. Be- We offer 10,000,000 German marks as ing a talented and accomplished musi- e est is the chea est a reward. We ourselves will bolt all cian (he is a graduate of the Imperial our elasses to find him. Conservatorium at Moscow) he began the work of training the chorus that astounded Europe and is now touring We shouldn't wonder but whaf the America for the first time. tear gas squad got him-a case of mistaken identity. Law students ought to help out.- The daug belongs to Professor Dur- fee. * * s*, THE HELPING HAND The B. and G. boys may not have been satisfied with the list of sug- gestions we gave them in answer to their heart-rending plea for work to do, so we will add a few we picked upI from observation yesterday. * * * HORSE COLLAR The career of Mr. Will Rogers, gen- tleman, has been such that he requires neither apology or explanation. In America where we worship. all man- ner of strange gods, there is no name quite so household. And while he is God's own little gift to the box office, he is at the same time first rate en- tertainment. As a comedian his mannerisms are too well-known to merit comment. His impromptu humor has a stock j appeal that will mean easy work with Made and serviced right here in Ann Arbor by the maker himself is undoubtedly ideal. It holds more ink- 6 to 12 times as much-is a better writer and most durable of all pens. Rider's Pen Slop 315 State St. RIDER SERVICE ,t _ Advertising...............William C. Pusch Advertising..............Thomas Sunderland Advertising.. ........ .Laurence J. Van Tuyl Circulation..............T. Kenneth Haven Publication.......... .JohnBobrink AccountsA.............Francis A. Norquist ~ I Assistants George Ahn Jr. Ray Wachter OUR GUNS Melvin H. Baer J. ,B. Wood D. M. Brown Esther Booze The cost of distrust is immense. Florence Cooper Hilda Binzer Daniel Finley Marion A. Daniel It causes us to spend millions every A. M. Hinkley Beatrice Greenberg year to protect ourselves from the 1E. L. Hu~lse Selma M. Janson ya opoetorevsfo h Rarvey Rosernblum arion KrReading people we distrust, and it causes those William F. Spencer Harriet C. Smith people to spend millions to protect Harvey Talcott Nance Solomon Harold Utley Florence Widmaier themselves from us. Both deny that there is any malicious motive towards the other; and yet both mistrust and are mistrusted, and both arm them- THURSDAY, JANUARY 6, 1927 selves to the teeth for the conflict -------neither of them claim to anticipate. Night Editor-CHAS. E. BEHYMER This session, the United States Con- gress will have to make its annual THE MILWAUKEE CONFERENCE appropriation for the Navy, and It is encouraging to think that three among the things that will necessarily thousand students in America were come up for consideration will be the irterested enough in problems facing elevation of the guns to meet the them to give up a week of their vaca- range of the British and Japanese tion and go to Milwaukee, there to navies. The expense will be enorm- spend some five or six days in contin- ous, adding millions more to the al- ued discussion about the fate of their ready recommended appropriation of own souls and the wicked tendencies $314,000,000. It is an expense that of modern American life. Many of can not well be avoided, however, for them received real inspiration and it America, with immense commercial was a cold person who could not and industrial interests abroad can thrill to the fact that Kirby Page, not afford to retain inferior armament Reinault Neibuhr, Bruce Curry, Dr. in the face of a world armed to the Elliot and men of their calibre were teeth. brought together tsere for a week of The amount the so-called civilized constant contacts. There was a thrill nations spend on preparations to de- in the fact that Dr. E. Studdard Ken- stroy each other has always been ap- nedy came over from London express- palling, and an ironical contradiction ly to attend the conference. to the so-called enlightment of the But the Milwaukee conference, like age. When we remember that the all other student conferences illus- naval appropriations bill for this trated again the futility of unrepress- year, without the cost of elevating the ed youthful efforts. Having decided guns, carries sufficient money to sup-! that printed resolutions only tended port 52 universities the size of Mich- toward misrepresentation in the igan, with great hospitals and li- press, the body turned around and braries, we gain some inadequate con- proceeded to pass a number of them ception of the immensity of our mili- at its last meeting. It was the old tary cost. Enough money to pay for question of, reaching out of their a year's education for every college sphere and instead of restraining student in America, without a single themselves to problems pequliar to cent paid in tuition, will be appropri- students and campus life, emancipat- ated at a single stroke for one arm ed youth passed carefully worded of our defense. Still we have the opinions upon the world court, world temerity to call ourselves civilized. peace, capitalism and the like-fields As it is, the cost can not be avoid- in which their opinions and resolu- ed, if we are to remain secure; but tions had no influence! surely America and the government Three thousand students, discussing appropriating it should leave no stone problems of R. O. T. C.'s, student gov- unturned in making it unnecessary in ernment, the fraternity question and the future. connecting them with the Christian ideals if they must, could do definite AMATEUR DIPLOMATS{ things toward the solution of these President Coolidge is convincedj problems, but to step outside of their that the foreign relations of thel own life and publish to the world United States are being hampered by their over-zealous and hastily con- the volunteer diplomacy of American ceived opinions on politics and the individuals traveling abroad and the race problem-it is small wonder that publication of their utterances. Re- the faculties smile upon student en- cently Moscow newspapers published thusiasm and rather blandly continue a report saying that the United! to manage the universities in their States had approached Russia for State ha proceausi o own way.recognition. This report was false. Such things disturb foreign relations "THE VICTORS" a great deal. Michigan has won another champi- Americans are by nature talkative, onship! The glory of the latest and Europeans are gullible. Taking' achievement does not go lthe usual the two facts together one has a com- way-to Fielding H. Yost and his bination that is extremely dangerous, charges, however, but to E. Mortimer ((especially in the face of the already Shuter and his Union Opera company I strained relations between our coun- of 100 men. "Front Page Stuff," dur- try and some of those across the sea.l i-nc tha n nnltv-n nn-.rind nnn.nn-rof'I 1U- ..,f ,..n-,nn. r v,. caonr,.c ~of -..Aantc the audience that will pack Hill Au-] Boys, why don't you put some coat ditorlum tomorrow night. For Mr. I racks in the library classrooms? That ought to be pretty easy; it's an inside Rogers likes a collegiate audience; he job, and nobody works very hard I s they appreciate his gorilla chat- around there. * * * While you're over there you might build a bench for the poor souls who have to wait for books at the delivery ' ,:#: "v desk The side door of the Economics building-that's the door with the . dirtiest windows and squeakiest X 4: hinges-needs some kind of a shock absorber. If you don't lessen thej ::;tI,$«: t?, bang, someday it will shake the whole" building down. * * * Most Famous Mayor In the U. S. Will Rogers, most famous mayor, and probably the best mayor, in the whole country comes here Friday. He ' has been asked by .the political sci-' ence department to address classes in municipal government * * * He took a trip around Europe which is a fine field for a humorist; and is now going through the United States, trying to find out what a mayor is supposed to do. * * * After visiting Ann Arbor, he will go home anid equip the Beverly police with tear gas, to use against Doug Fairbanks when tries some of his ,sword acts out on the neighbors. WEATHER SCHEDULE SLIPS Ivil Rogers We are frank to admit that our Moreover, for the literal minded he schedule announced for yesterday will discuss diplomacy and -politics turned out to be wrong. But, one of on the continent. Although this the B. and G. boys called up the Bu- sounds omnious, it must be remember- reau soon after the paper came out, ed that a veteran entertainer will be and asked us to do him the favor of discreet. The house is half sold al- freezing over the walks. He would ready and last minute applications have been the one to clean off the will certainly be disappointed. slush in response to our request, but . * * he wanted to classify in the SchoolI "BROADWAY" of Education today, and needed a At The Broadsireet holiday. 1 A Review, by Vincent Wall. So we changed the orders, on con- It is with infinite gratitude that the dition that he clean the walks in a ardent fraternity of Broadway first- day or so; just as soon as we get nighters greets a play so obviously ready to raise the temperature. worth the risk of superlatives. This * * * show is one of the most popular and OUR WEATHER SCHEDULE successful of the present dramatic FOR TODAY (and Tonight): Lots season. of clouds. The astronomy classes re- The action is firmly packed melo- quest it. drama-a story of New York night * * * life, hi-jackers, a hoofer and a caba- Why Onions, And How To Sell Them xet dancer. The characters are a lit- ARTICLE 1. tle stock, but they are skillfully woven '"Spain's gift to the world," said into a combination of a mystery drama Admiral Ixzo, of the Horse Marines, and the farcial comedy of six hard- in an exclusive interview with ROLLS, boiled chorus girls. This offers un- yesterday, "was onions. And for that 1 usual possibilities, for the scene for they deserve to be allowed to live for- all three acts is the off-stage dressmg ever in their castles in the air. In room of Nick's Paradis Night Club, fact it easily offsets everything they and all the intimate tricks of the pro- did in discovering America, and stay- fession are woven into the action. ing in Mexico. The cast is exceptional from Ruby, "Onions have saved the day in many the girl who spends humorous mo- y in any ments in the first act calling up the1 of my most stirring adventures. Once 'banana that gave her the phonyan ph when the Labrador navy..."banahtgaehrhepny Bhen the Lbr dor advy..h.rry w y nam e" to the obvious star, Lee Tracy.I But the reporter had to hurry away. As the egotistical and awkward en- The admiral was too fond of onions. tertainer Mr. Tracy has a difficult * * * role to play into-and one that re- Rockford, Ill., seems to be the meca of college stars turning "pro."' First quires both the comedian and actor. I i The other distinct character portray- it was Bobbie Henderson. And now ed was Claire Woodbury's "Lil" Rice, "Moon" Baker is to play professional the blondine and veteran blues singer football there next year. who impartially dispenses the cyni- * * * cisms of Forty-second street. The College classes should copy the U. raucous and sophisticated Lil was a S. Senate. We could spend the first far cry from the Heller of "The Fami- half of everf semester arguing about ly Upstairs" but the Ma part was P LE ASE DON'T MAKE PATHE ON THE CAMPUS, 8 !T Whitehouse & Hardy Shoes for Men Permanently on iispliy GUY WOOLFOLK &Co. ar ; 9 _ I . ?, Ili . - ' ' !; "C. a S r I READ THE WANT AS Exclusive Lasts and Patterns y awM92 Designed and Sold Only by WHITEHOUSE & -ARDY BROADWAY AT 40" STREET 144 WEST 42 STREET METROPOLITAN OPERA HOUSE BLDG. KNICKERPOCKER BUILDING 84 BROADWAY-AT WALL STREET PHILADELPHIA-1511 CHESTNUT STREET ' 't .... _. .. -._ f prefer , , , ^: ! . . ''° rtf 4 + mil,' ^" 1 ' { -t BLOND gentlemen and dark-haired gentlemen, diffident* freshmen and august seniors . . Prince Albert is the overwhelming campus- favorite of every type and every pipe. (Yes, the pipes do have a voice in the matter. They can act in a docile, friendly manner or they can be mean. It depends on what you feed them.) Open a tidy red tin of good old P. A. That first fragrant whiff will tell you why gentlemen prefer Prince Albert. Tuck a load into the bowl of your pipe and light up. Fragrance and taste alone are enough to win you. But P. A. doesn't stop there. It is cool- smoking. It is mild as Maytime, yet it has plenty of body. It is kind to your tongue and throat. You can hit it up all you like and it never hits back. Try a tin of P. A. You'll certainly prefer it after tliat. *Not too diffident. A V'y P. A. is sold everywhere h, tidy red tins, pound and half. pound tin humidors, and pound crystal-glass hiumidors with sponge-moistener top. And always with every bit of bite and -arch removed by the Pince Albert process. 11 ' I Mt IhIIIiA - __ hINI 11