f ?KGn FOUR. THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATURDAY, DEC EMBER 11, 192> .___ ___ ___ ___ ___ __.. __ ___. . _ ___ __ Published every morning except Monday 4 during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Members of Western .Conference Editorial Association.1 The Associated Puss is exclusively en-1 titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news pub- lished therein.l Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Post- master General. Subscription by carrier, $3.75; by mail, S4.00. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones; Editorial, 4925; business 21214 EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR SMITH H. CADY, JR. Editor........W. Calvin Patterson City Editor...............Irwin A. Olian jFrederick Shillito News Editors.............Philip C. 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ARNOLD Advertising...............William C. Pusch Advertising...............Thomas Sunderland Advertising...........George H. Annable, Jr. Circulation............... T. Kenneth Haven Publication.......... .... John H. Bobrink Accounts................Francis A. Norquist Assistants George Ahn Jr. harold Utley Melvin H. Baer I.. Vant Tuy D. M. Brown J7. B. Wood X. IH. Cain Esther Booze Florence Cooper Hilda Binzer Daniel Finley , )orothy Car enter B. H. Handley Marion A. Daniel A. M. Hinkley Beatrice Greenberg E. L. Hulse Selna M. Janson S. Kerbawy Marion Kerr R. A. Meyer Marion L. Reading Harvey Rosenblum Harriet C. Smith William F. Spencer Nance Solomon Harvey Talcott Florence Widmaier SATURDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1926 Night Editor-STANFORD N. PHELPS tacked on to this or that and so elo- quent are the dollars that it is no I wonder thathatatimes our idols show human frailties and list to the call of mammon. We do not condem, we only ques- tion. These things are so often on the borderline that it is not easy to distinguish what is legitimate from what is not, that which is in good taste from that in bad taste. Such apparently harmless things may be sought as the B. M. 0. C.'s favorite pipe tobacco, his conception of the ideal college girl, what Joe Campus is wearing in the way of "undies," shirts, ties, and socks, who are the premier athletes in, this particular sport, or in other words what the mythical college man, who nobody has ever seen, does, says, enjoys, and thinks. There is nothing remarkable in the fact that the mighty have occasionally fallen. Man has always been held up to criticism and in being great has been misunderstood. It is easy enough to hide in the shadows of obscurity and carp on the antics of those who lead us. But sometihes some of the boys whose loyal support permits the B. M. O. C. legion to bask in the lime- light occasionally wonder if they are keeping faitl and whether or not those who permit their names to go on this or that are departing a bit y from the elastic bounds of good taste. PROGRESS With the announcement of the pur- chase of land to be used as the site of a new Press building, owned and operated by the Board in Control of Student Publications, the first step hasbeen taken in the realization of a dream of all those students who, in the last 30 years, have worked for the betterment of Michigan's undergrad- ate publications. When the first Daily, written by students, edited by stu- dents, set up and printed on machin- ery owned by a board representing students and purchased with the 1 profits earned by student editors, is issued from the new plant, the dream will have come true. It has been slow work; the profits of all the publications have been con- tributed, year by year, to raise the building fund past the $100,000 mark. The student publications, like the Athletic association, are self-support- ing, and their future development will not be financed by the tax-payers of the state, or the University, but by themselves. It will be a great * achieyement in the history of college journalism. And when the new building is com- pleted, the staff in school at that time will enjoy the benefits that it will bring ,and will have the opportunity of leading the publications to a new and higher standard. But those whose work in the past will have made this iniprovement possible will enjoy the knowledge that they did their share 'to bring to frution a great idea-to make the dream come true. EDITORIAL COMMENT OASTEDROLL HELP SANTA CLAPS These boys at work digging the new stadium enjoy nothing better than a good freezing spell, they report. It makes the ground nice and hard and then when they blast it out with T. N. T. it comes out in big enough chunks so that they can find them in the water, and pull them up. * . * We must see this show at the Wuerth, which is advertised as an adventure, in which "Two came from the end of the Earth to meet." There might be some question as to why they had to come from there to meet. SANTA'S LIST I ROLLS has established a head- quarters for suggestion for what the campus needs. We tried to get Ben- nie Oosterbaan to help us out, but he gave all his ideas to J. L. Hudson, for an ad in a Detroit paper. In all his list of suggestions of what the college man wants, Benne didh't mention good seats in the stadium. * * * Of course, he may make the team next year, but he ought to.think about the rest of us. * * S . "Sleppy losie" writes in to suggest that the campus needs stronger and better dog chains. Well, that starts us off. Santa, how's that for a fine idea? " + * Now, we might offer an idea or two, Perhaps a snowplow that can clear off snow would be welcome. Or if Santa could just provide a sand pile for the B. and G. boys to play in so that they can leave the campus alone. There was a little mistake in yester- day's ROLIS. Santa wasn't supposed to be pictured lying down on the job. 3 THE WHY OF RIOTS Dear Timothy, At last, we have found the reason for the "hoodlumism" among students. The real reason for the theater rushes is that the Ann Arbor merchants charge such exhorbitant prices that the students are broke and to get their innocent amusement they must find something for nothing. They know the shows aren't much good anyhow, so feel they aren't hurting anything Tiny. Browstark IT'S ALL OVER NOW As this isn't a movie we can get by with a sad ending. And sad it will have to be. For after the death o J. Paul University, at the hands o the Arboria army, Princess Collie was taken away as a camptive of this powerful neighbor of Browstark, and her faithful subjects were repelled i all their efforts to save her. Princess Collegia Spirita went tC her death before a firing squad in the Aboria prison, and armies subdued the last traces of patriotism in the t hearts of the Browstark people. Thus E was wiped from the map a beautiful t little nation, formerly glorious in its - achievements in battle, but now re- . duced to the status of a sulject peo- ple of a militaristic nation Brow- stark was submerged like the ne - stadium. (The End) e * * * .MAP OF ANN ARBOR music A"D DRAMA TONIGHT: The Mimes of the Michigan Union present the fifth per- fonance of their twenty-first annual opera, "Front Page Stuff" in the Whitney theater at 8:15 o'clock. j THIS AFTERNOON: The Mimes 41~ te .ucuga LII~l resntrrot" .a :- GRAfHAYIS BO _ - F Open Evenings until Christmas AGR ot$ens1f1A e}V aS n a- w11111 iii I iiI111111111 l~ i~li I l! !Il111111111 ii11111I11111111111111li 11 iiII1111 41 o F LOOK! WE ARE RADICAL! There are various kinds of radical- ism. There is that kind that is sin- cere and honest, that thinks, and perhaps justly comes to its conclusion. And then on the dark side there is' that kind that is radical merely to make a spectacle of itself, in order that it may shout to the admiring world and shock humanity. There is a form of overbearing conceit in the latter type that is perfectly disgust- ing; it does not think, it only looks for the sensational, and right or wrong espouses the cause. This is as bad as conservatism, for it is not based on reason. The most reason example of the latter type is found in the newspaper of one of our sister universities. The Daily Cardinal from the University of Wisconsin. is not the best paper in the Conerence, by far, nor the largest nor the most ethical; but it is the most radical, and sometimes its radicalism is so deliberately for the sake of playing to the "grand- stand" that it nearly obnoxious. There is evidently a shortage of real news on the Madison campus, for the most conspicuous place on the front page of this issue goes to an article which admits what a good paper The Cardinal is. It is very modest about its laurels; it does not claim to be right or reasonable or rational; it merely boasts of its radicalism. There is no great journal- istic accomplishment about which to boast, such as increasing the paper from five to six columns. It is merely a bald and maudlin attempt to bring itself into the limelight; to get, per- haps a two inch article in a Chicago -paper. The editors of The Cardinal could well realize that there are other newspapers in, neighboring univer- sities which espouse, at times, pro- gressive causes also, but without boasting about it on the front page. There are three newspapers three times the size and circulation of The A the 111chigan Union present "Front ' Page Stuff" in the Whitney theater at :15 o'clock. * * * "FRONT PAGE STUFF" A Review by Prof. 0. J. Campbell Front Page Stuff is, in my opinion, the best Union Opera that I have ever seen-and this is my sixth. In the first place it has a real plot, one that does not disappear in an exhibition of gorgeous costumes and beautiful dancing sometimes called the second act, but one that finishes strongly under its own steam. Moreover, it is a plot which itself generates a lot ofl unforced humor. No ancient wise- cracks have to be dragged into this play. b In the second place the acting is all on a high level. Every one of the principals makes a real impersona- tion of the character assigned to him. Donald Lyons gives a very vivid and funny presentation of Professor Dodd. Without farcial exaggeration or hoary stage convention either in makeup or action he keeps his part alive aid con- tinuously amusing. Richard Woell- hof, as the Professor's wife, was charming, dignified, and aristocratic -a high comedy type. William Lewis, the most versatile and accomplished dancer of all Mimes operas, and that is saying much, can also act. He, too, avoided farce by acting in the key of true comedy. He did not depend for his effects upon gowns or upon lan- guidly turning a bare back upon the audience. Russell Gohring and Frank Strachan played straight parts with professional ease. Richard Lutes, as the Swedish countess from Minne- apolis and the kitchen, was as im- mense as her tonnage, and Lorain Norton in two farcial roles way, highly amusing. These two actors with Graham gave an hilarious burlesque of a scene from an opera tragique. More diversions of this sort would be welcome in these operas, par- ticular if skits in this temper deal- ing with the undergraduhte life could be invented. The entire group estab- lished a standard of competence and ease that keeps the audience alert through every scene and eager for the next. In the next place Milton Peterson makes his music soar along easily on a high level. There was little banal- ity in ;it and no straining for effect. There was variety, verve and beauty, and an occasional clever use of whole toie scales. "Adorable Girl" was the hit of the opera as the composer knew, but "Just Like a Rose" is also a fine song. Gohring sang better than he ever has before. His songs were well adapted to his range and to his lyric style. Robert Graham has an excellent baritone voice and made good use of the few opportunities given him. Incidentally I have never heard a better Mimes Orchestra. The precision and accuracy of all the singing was in a large measure due to the support and direction which the well-balanced band of musicians on the other side of the foot-lights gave the actors. Of course the dancing, the costumes, and the sets were remarkable. Every- one at Michigan just naturally as- sumes that every Mimes Opera will completely satisfy in these respects. Lewis is superb. His toe dancing is perfectly amazing and his numerous other dances are given with whatever grace, charm, abandon, or acrobatic skill the situation demands. Lewis incidentally plays the piano like a cross between a virtuoso and a jazz king. To be sure his playing is dragged in and the chorus of im- peccably dressed sheiks has nothing to do but literally to snap its fingers. Thomas Dougall is also an unusually sprightly dancer. The special girl's chorus distinguished itself with a toe dance of great difficulty. The large choruses dance well. The grotesque movements and posturings of the snow men proved very ludicrous and the ridiculous review of fashions and of "any kind of Men," though of course interpolations, were greatly enjoyed. The girls, saving your reverence, had the most feminine legs yet displayed in these shows. No, this critique is not a lyric poem. It is mere evidence given to I prove my thesis: If you don't like "Front Page Stuff," you will never like any Union Opera, and had better wait for Sister Beatrice and Will Rogers. HOLIDAY HAT SALE . We are closing out all HATS at Reduced Prices to make ready for Spring Stock. Every hat is fine in quality and right up-to-date. Bring your hat in and have it Cleaned and Blocked' before going home. We do satisfactory work. No odor, no gloss, no burned sweats. Factory Hat Store Bertne Beauty Shoppe Of course you will need a flat- tering Bertine Marcel when- you are greeted at the "Home Town Depot," December 17. Make the appointment now. 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But reports from the scene of action lead us to believe thal although the leaders may not have had their feet planted firmly on the ground, although they may have been somewhat carried away with en- thusiasm for their brain-child, never- theless some practical benefits may accrue to the University as a resuli of the conference. There were inspirational speeches by college presidents, there was some vigorous playing of the fiddle, blue lights, pennies on the drum, et al: Educational ideals were discussed ani collegiate Utopias conceived. But it is quite possible that outside in the cool fresh air Harvard and Princeton sat down to a sensible informal talk; and that gentlemen from the Wesi came to know gentlemen from the East and discovered that there is stil: some virility, some cosmopolitanism, some progressive spirit in the musty institutions of old New England. Californians may have been sur- We pack, wrap and mail. Betsy Ross Christmas Candies Leave your order early. 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The bridge doesn't seem to quite cross the river, but that was a mere error in the photography, as the Countess from the Opera happened to be passing and cast a shadow. i 1 Cardinal which appreciate their sub- prised to discover that the delegates scribers' patronage enough to present from Massachusetts did not carry news on the front page which, while Bibles and the representatives from it may not reach the Chicago Tribune Maine may have been disappointed to and the Detroit Times, is of just as see that the congressmen from Colo- m'uch value to humanity as the adver- rado did not have feathers in their tiseme nt of the fact that the Wiscon- Ihair c.n ynv.rli.Y l n vn in i a~t~a - x . " 't Princeton's Triangle club will pre- ann+" mnkad" a mus~ical (come~dy, i i