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THE MICHIGAN DAILY

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MbrsAWetn tirtiektoii Some observers of the court action J .PUGA...K 19 MIi 1
Asoitn ________ between the Lake states and Chicago-~IOL.1RI
The ~soeate IY~s isexcusively en ;over the diversion of Lahe Michiigan It takes time for a reform to be ac- TO ROWN I:Te ie
tiodr hene wirpblction f al ewsevteeepsiiiisfranwe-
iptce dtd niornt li wtrsepoiiitefor a le se-toiplished, even the best' and mostofte iciaUnoprenter
edte ii apr n te balnesitional lineup in this country baseid on ,neededereform. Andniotorthist rule
_. . the ir-provelnent of inlandti wate-ways.t ROLLS' urgings for the adoption of het is nulow~"rn
Enterdatte ototc at ann Arbor', Page stuff" in the Whitney theater at
rihi, a 5cod la YCate, Secial rate~ It is pointed out that the advocates thLe equine in transportation has been S:1ocok
o~ nstge r~ ter by.:rd A Taraot:-o'~ of the St. Lawrence sche me are pass- noecpin
n2' ster (enerl
nooc excbeprit,$3ion. ug rsouto s gan t he g ll w tr-**
"I ,i arret: $.7; b rtal, nthatuion inistretaliawtertion the ayan thtis- rea"FRinthTMi-PA1iGE_ STUFF"STFF
$40. AnArbr lh Bs ruilding, May- waan B -ut at last we have won. The horse,
sissppi ally leder aresuportim IA. reiew, by Smith 11. Cady, Jr.
nardSn et sssipi alle leder aresuportng has returned to all its former glory.
1'ons hltoia,4p; ui ress 2T21 4. the all-Amnericam route as moedIfatwese hreiNw York "Front Page Stuff,", twenty-first an-
Icto St. Lawrence project. Prob-! city a horse and sleigh rents na1outrn atlme f h Mci
;,, fi aI'TFF utat gan Union, clad in tole finery of frills
ably the backers of the latter pla n,,<2 an hour. Which is more than that have characterized past* Union
! ~~~who are opposing the Western s~cre many taxi-drivers get.loprsbupsesignadtoaI

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are motivated by the thought that
Congress will provide i'mmediately for

-only one proet; wile' tbhe' gef roiit,
Editr ~ ... (alin aiiesxnadvocates are supporting the Hudson
CityEdior .,,,,.......' rwin A. Olian
~ Rlt~~r j Pederek >~ ~ river route merely as retaliation.

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George Ahn Jr.
Mevn11. :Bae
M.ICain
I )1niel Ii nly xx
X11;' Ya.12Spencer
Ilarx ,cy Taalcott

Harold Utley
L . J. Van Tuyl
J. B. Wood
I sther Booze
Ilildla Binzer
D1 orothiy Carpenter
Marion A. Daniel
'-. :trice Greenberg
Selnoa h. Janson
'l..rin K err
~doinL. Reading
.1'njtC. Smith
N Ice Solornon
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Regulation of the outlet of the
aGreat Lakes water system undoubted-1
lx7 offers a bo-!a tidce basis for dispute.
T1 ow, vcr, there 17;idbe ~no reason-
able grounds for the sectionalism
which has been predicted.
A erieualtnr'al and industrial interests!
in both sections would be benefited
by either waterwa-Y. ior national
welfare, both should be improved and1
utilized. With one liarticularly adapt-
ed to South, American trade and the
o'-er suited tor iEiropean foreign
00-1 el'^e, ihe' would correlate rather
than duplicate.
SERVIC Ej
In accordance with e-le of thle rcc-
(irf, e; l.tje'ue assed by tile fraternity
alumni convention last spring, two
membe~r rs of the facualty are nowt1 en-
gaged in a sanitary and fire'inspection
of fraternity houses.
F lor its intrinsic value alone, this
service appears as a desirable exten-
sion of the University's activities.
SMorcover, with its origin in the
alumni conference, it shows the value
which such gatherIngs may have for
Michigan.
ADULT .EDUYI3CAiTION
Indicative of the stress now being
put upon adult cducation~is a resolu-
tion of the American Vocational as-
sociation which met recently in Louis-
ville. The association determined to
make a comprehensive study of adult
vocational education. Universities,
colleges, and schools are also placing
at the present time great stre ss upon
the academic side of adult education.
As the rerumlt of tli~ research there
should be brought to light more infor-
jmation than ever lbe4'ere available
about the problem in both vocational
'and a(cademic aspects.
Time wlas when a,.n echanic, for ex--
ample, learned ode trade, yet lue to
lack of facilities could progress no
further in it than his Immediate shop
surroundings would permit. The Col1-
legec graduate, as well, surrounded by
the inrfluences of those w'ho had not
had hit; educat 'anal aidvanutages, was
discouraged into a mental st ag ni.
Toth the-se men, when they reae d a
ertinstaewere through as far a~s
edu'a toalprogress wai concerned.
Ad? tlt e catuion, vocational and
a('deiichelps to prevent this situa-
tion. There is utterly no reason why
our elders of the future should not be
much more youthful in mind than they
will be in years.

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* * * jplot that is more than a 'mere inter-
And mpore noise was raised by Jde between dance numbers, and
sleghblisin nnArbr Snda thn enough humor to tickle the admiring
the pliceeaell nAiiAbrSndayir othanalumni on the road, made its premiere
h poIeee aeI hi os before an appreciative audience at
tear gas shooting, the Whitney last night.
** The newest opera is not only a
BUT WIAT IF WE DOY'T glorification of the American, girl ex-
GRADUATE!teriors of ?Michigan men, but is a
DearDUATES clever play. Even the inevitable
Dear OLLS:Shuiter parades are no longer simply
Say, I think we ought to do some-! style revues, but humorous sitetches.
thing about this investigation of the And the cast and choruses, catching
tick<et situation. If they start giving !thle spirit of the thing, put over the
the better seats to students what will first performance with an enthusiasm
we d ina yar r tw whn w'realland gaiety that is unheard of on open-
we o n ayer o to henwere ll!ing nights. They smiled as they
alumni and budding butter and egg' danced-a triumph for amateur
men? If we can stick it out a year shows.
longer maybe we can all get seats ont The honors, of course, go to the
the fifty-yard line. Or we might get leading lady-William Lewis. He is
jogs in the campus offices. Then the most versatile lead the opera has
wve'd be sure to get good seats. Now ever possessed, even including the
I ask you, isn't my reasoning correct? reign of Lionel Ames. He dances
superbly, sings well enough to get by,
Yours for better seats, s plays tile piano excellently, and final-
Constance Reader. ly, attacks that last stronghold of

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THE WhI EES ARE FLAT ENOUGH
Jingle :Bells, jingle bells! You'd;
better put runners on the old buggy,

witht a success that leaves the ladie s1
gasping What more could be asked
of any leading lady-especially when
she is a man?

'P L) ' Vhi< 77ILEt7,1926
NihtFd~o---JY~IST. lHERAL~D
ThexUi 7'rlhyths tjust had as its
Oi.Atarma Th gru~)of over 200
t !1:.'.1 Vlilc t tlended tile sos-
P iilS fr h~e Jysrepresented more
than !J0dffrn schools, and un-
do,. _tdl'«= e ere sonmc very
W~i libii r sisfrom tile Conveti-
F ._cough the group as c
uneleKo~i A . 2uuioal life of

T1imothy.Homvever, he failed to outshine the
Blue Beauty. {rest of the cast. Donald Lyons, as the
* * *Brid ewater professor whose book on
JOIN THE N. S. F. A. I modern youth is the front page stuff,
A.ND EAT CANDY BARS carried off his difficult part with an
expertness worthy of an experienced
Good-bye Quieen Marie and N. S. F. 1 co.RselGhig nodfvr
A.deeae.WetogttesmI ite of opera customers, plays his role
of both of you. Alas, the Princeton this year with his usual skill. His
youtils who called themselves "chap- voice bolsters up the musical end of
pies" (just among themselves-you the ,production, which is sadly hlam-
' know-so exclusive) have gone. The pered by the absence of Barre Hill,
members of the executive committee 1 deIomc ops
-who charged five cent candy bars to opiera,,. "I Love You" and "Just Like
a Rose" were his best numbers last.
the convention have all left. night, and together with "Adorable
Oitr district will be represented in Girl," sung by Robert Graham, and
the executive council by a big man' "A Friendly Game of Golf" by Lewis,
'from a great university-Toledo uni- were the musical hits of the show.
versity. Michigan will be permittedE Dick Lutes, the heavyweight Swed-
to }a 5 ust ~eognzto ish countess, supplys the humor-andl
to pplenty ofeit.oHisepartagivesihim :'
ntext year while the Eastern schoolsI greater opportunity than did that he
will contribute from $15 to $25. Le- filled in last year's show,' and he
laud Stanford and others will be per- grasps it with all the vigor of his
" i t ted to make this $50 contribution 240-pglus pounds. Aiding him in the
to the cause also, but they are not wch of extracting the laughs are B3.
from the East. It is a shame to con-! Lorain Norton, as the puglistic butler,
tamninat~e such an organization -with and Graham, the artist for Art's sake.
our embrshi. iThey form a trio that venture into
our mmbersip. grand opera with astounding results.
-*Kernel. Fi ~ank Strachan, as the son, andl
* ' * Richard Woellhaf, as the mother,
complete 'a cast that refuses to bask
'Browstark in the background while the choruses
Iwork, as is customary, but step out
' CHAPTER I andl make the show.
Our ero J.Pau Unierstyhad Chief among the ladies of the en-
hjdybeen in town a day when he semble are the hard-working members
hardl of the special sextette, whose arduous l
sawi the Princess Collegia Spirita Ilbr left themr puffing last night. 1
I driving through the streets in her car-1 They are good looking girls, and they
riage. But she paid no attention to dance with a skill and abandon worthy
Paul. Heartbroken, he went to the I of Tiller girls or the Gertrude Hoff.
outskirts to Jiang himself or some- man set . The beauty prize goes toI
thing. (He hadn't decided whent we Vincent Wall, who would be a heavy
talked to him last.) dlate on any campus, and the dancing
he wiko alng te drk oadpalm is won by Thomas Dougall, who
As hewl' ln tedr od kicks far above his head and does a
i he overheard---as the best of heroes few other stunts which even the
occasionally do, an evil voice say, feminine portion of his audience might
l "And the next time these Browstark well envy. He is an accomplished
upstarts get enthusiastic about a na- maid.
tional holiday, we will give them '12The first, and best, of the parades is
something they will not forget rightI a review of the styles of the past de-
away. Ahi!" cades and a peep into the futuro,
9CA, 11 a. done to the music of "Styles," sung

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LclduchtKiiy~e ~hesgiven by
I' i-V-atke, M ikejlcnDttgan, and
Little more than re jpaid the 0(-1le1gate(
who came allitheway f'romn the w;es?
t'tas fo te i e fig.Truie, the ses-
,010 W(re ot eldi in Hill auditori-
uw hr tilethousands of additional
persons ::ho aire anxiouis to hear suisch
men could hv been present ; but
that waspoabya tactical error due
to to n .Phat the comulilt te didn't
imagine tht, w-,,e could possibly have
an auditorium larger than the Prince-:
ton chapel. Tile president of the or-
galzc_ ~a fakyincompetent
anda Por c~:--ui%,e, and tihe next
presient eems 0,_b no better; but
,;omeL o the< <U iti-r offlcers more than
in Ac ~)for it In ability.
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If it were possible thiat they still
have the capacityr, editors of New York
scandal sheets might blush with
shame if they would peruse a few of
the twenty-three foreign daily paper;

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pulished witin i;i:iiLci the Statueic
of Liberty. Tile wholesome contenlt
of these publications contrasted with ?
the sensationalism of the scandal pa-
pers is like a whiff of pfire air in the
Chicago stockyards.
The total circulation of the foreign
dailies of the metropolis is tremnend- I

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the cI~ftPene apaenly, anud that;
-vas iawaadic-'ty. It may be t
true, as w as hinted, that wealthy New i
York Republicanrs are behind it in or-i
der~ ~~7' to.- soetsupport for the9
Mo'b2 o t I Iis . in (, whly notf
be frank about ;fit? htis nothing tof
teet- s n~l- och iclous and
iimpractical repiorts given by the meni
wo laein( ti to be in charge lwould
not hv te a credit to a ig
School Older 7°L«oy'. Conferec.
For lt- an e ii.me as he - tivard
mao wh '~tbuht c aroprton ath, I
ten ded ost" iso ;; c!Eoac.uEs' sal-I
aries, which is enrtirely inmpIractical,
of corse, in the ease ol ansy one, col-C
lege ?-'ithout a nmutual agreement that f
other schools will nors out bid themi fori

ouis. Their content is not confined to
the sex-thrill-illicit love triangle, but
is mainly news concerned with Amer-
ican politics, naturalization, prohibi-E
tion, farm loans, religion, music, and-
sports. These papers are prospering
by publishing live news in a con-
servative manner. They do not find;
it necessary to be vulgar to be inter-
esting.
E FOREIGNERS LEAD
Warning that America is lagging
behind in the investigation of Indus-
trial methods, which will permit a
more efficient use of its natural re-
sources, by Thomas S. Baker, of the
Carnegie Institute of Technology, be-'
fore the international coal conference
in Pittsburgh, should elicit serious
concern from this country.

said. "They probably will start some-'iapernlstigtwhcso-
thing tomorrow. What we ought to! what embarrassed Mr. Norton, who
do is kidnap the Princess and have -was singing, but his def~y was cer- {
her bey killed in some mysterious way. tainly not due to trouble in donning
Then there won't be any more of this 'his costume. As "Miss 1930," he
enthusiasm."! wears so little that even the Messrs.:
(Continued In Our Next.) Shubert might well be proud of him.
* * *The alumni on the road will be very
'appreciative, perhaps!
SNOW~WllTE SDEWAKS - And last we have the back-bone' of
Now that the football season is the show-the choruses. The clock-
over, the Student Council has dig- like precision of their dancing would,
covered that there was dissatisfaction j be a marvel to one ignorant of the
over the ticket situation, and they are weary months of drill that make it
starting to investigate. possible. No Broadway production is!
* *1 more thoroughly trained when itI
opens than the Union opera, and the
Of course, it may be that they are , perfect knowledge of- the steps ac-I
far-sighted enough to plan on begin-, counts for the ability to dance (even
ning the investigation now so that! in high-heel slippers) and smile-
FOime conclusions may be announced giving the show the spontaneity and
imimed~ately after the football season spirit that put it over last night.
next year. "Front Page Stuff" is not a hashed-
** * up revue; it's an excellent musical
comedy, with a plot that keeps you
We disposed of that subject quite a interested, but with all- the beauty of
while ago. And right now we want I setting, costume, and lighting effects
to take uap this matter of snow-cover- ! for which Shuter, Hoyer, Lester, et


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ed sidewalks. The Council will in-
vestigate it next May.

the snh- of tlte coach.

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theIrrtt'noa ttcnlasoatn When bountifully supplied with
to ak -e this agIrc-eemet, the report minerals, coal, and forests, the United
merely (dealt with the foolish arnd use-I States should encourage the discovery#
les teory of the case.j of processes, which will allow the

We are calling a meeting of the
engineering professors, T o 1 s t o y
league, and the physics department

al., are justly famous. The cash
customers should be well satisfied.
Eric Dressler will have the name
part in 'The Man Whio Forgot," the
new melodrama by Owen Davis and
S. N. Behrman, which Crosby Gaige1

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