THF, MTCHMANTYAILY - SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 192G _r- ¢xaic .TsvvxT. LTLTCAM t11VLS Y- .'Y^'LT V 1± ~ . * A-... _ ._,_.., .. _.._,_.....__m _ ...T_. ._ ...._ _ . ... _ Pnhlishcd every morning except Monday during the Iniversity year by the Board in Contr A of Student TPnblieanions. Members of Western Conference Editorial Assuciati. 'he Ar Oeiatedl Th'ess is exclusively en- titled tithe ue (r re publication of all news dis a thes ed ited to it or not other wie ca edied in this paper and the local news pub- lished I t;nrein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, ichigan, as second class matter. Special rate of potage granted by Third Assistant Post- m1ster cenera. Snhsc. iption by carrier, $3.75; by mail, U ices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Plionts -: Editorial, a 92; business 21214. the inimitable "Ty" Cobb, handed in illS r-eig!x a ion1to the Detroit club thereby ending a long periodl of bril- lIatrt play. He ,retired with the ? uSin ; 1 'itenviable honor of being the hoer of more individual records than any other player in the majo leagues, the idol of thousands of, young Americans, and a distinct asset to the game itself. NICE BENITO Fascism is desperate. At home the dictator of I'aly anl his government are in a perilous position. . In the past week, besides coming within an ace of being killed, Mussolini has been TILE SPIRIT Seven years ago the assembled in-- telligence of the world made a treaty U S I C which has proved to be deficient in AND - many respects. The spirit of rancor, which is common in all Europe, burn- ed deep and inflicted most unreason- able penalties upon the defeated na- T- - TraVe1 - Poetry - Plays - FctIOn - Biorapies tions, which by that time had uni- formly overthrown the governments Its h the atiditorilim o ewberry A Very Complete Stock of the Latest and Best Books. that were responsible. 1all from 10 to 12 o'clock. * * *--- About a week ago it was announced that the Germans have developed a THE NQBMAL (!OdERT (OURSE -IJ q d~/ . tiny 800 ton destroyer, fast, deadly On Wednesday evecing, November and stealthy. This ship, while legally 17 at S o'clock the initial number of a tBoth Ends of The Dfe.®onC .1 e within the limits of the treaty is in the Normal Concert Course will be ___________________________i________111___________________________11l__ii1 11i1111111111t111 i11 . 41 ' i ( EDITORIAL STAFF forced to gag the press, suppress prop- T aganda against himself, take over theI MANAGING EDITOR seventh of his cabinet offices himself SMITH I. CADY, JR. in order to have complete control of Editor.................W. Calvin Patterson Italy, and face an uncovered intriguet City Editor..............Irwin A. Olian which has ruined his hitherto poor reeick slillitoI News ditos........ Philip C. Brooks reputation in France. Sports Editor.......Wilton 4. Simpson Some of these things are insane, others are extreme measures; and, Mvusic and Ilrama....... Vincent C. Wal, jr. Night Editors new, in the face of the rising tide1 Charles Behymae Earlis herr lp comes the announcement that Turkey )uoChamberi C outland C. Smith has mobilized and that France has )ames Herald Ca sam A. Wilson placed guns in a position where they Carl Burge Assistant City Editrna can destroy a vital Italian artery of Joseph Brunswick trade. This action is reputed to have Reperters taken place because of II Duce's pas- Maron Anderson Miles Kimball Alex hochnowski diton niirsnuaum sionate desire for Italian expansion, LeanJunbheln RiThard Kurvink. which makes every neighbor of his Claence ^deison Aac (OBrien in the Mediterranean area unsafe. Willi am 'Emery Renneth Patrick AIaomet L. Finch 'mlrurns I tink "Italian colonists must find out- hn f tis id h ]ers SQuhn .,: Fia dmes Sinhemhan lets," reasons the mad dictator, "and Elaine Orber Sylvia Stone these outlets will have to be secured l &nc,aa J. CGfencer Wiliam 'l!ihurnu Il rve;J.(Gunderson rlh;rd \'aunk even at the expense of another peo- te w t HIoker I elwi et keoder iMoron 1. coke Malaian Welle ple." There are types and types of 1,aE Kern Thaddeus Wasieewski small and ignoble political maneuver- ir in LaRowe herwood Winslow ings, but the smallest of all is that BUSINESS STAFF which would take from a nation the Telep!iie 21214 land that it possesses merely for sel- fish expansion of its interests. The pot BUSINESS MANAGER has been boiling around the historic THOMAS D. OLMSTED, JR. sea for five years, and it is likely to Advertising.................FPaul W. A.i1d burst into a conflagration at any m- Adveni isi ..............v.illiam C. Pusch ment. Turkey fears Italy, there is no Ad vertising.......... ..T.homas Sunderlandi Advertising,....... eorge 1. Annable, Jr. secret about that; France does not Circultion.... .............. Kenneth Haven SPuliation..................Jhn . obrink fear Italy, there is no longer any Aecounts............... rancis A. Norquist secret about that--and it is fortunate Assistants for the welfare of mankind in general George Ain Jr. L. J. Van Tuyl Al elin 11. Baer J1. . Wood that there isn't. M). !1. lGoin 1illcrBoze There may be nothing in this story D anicl Finley DoIrothy Carenter d 3. 11. lHandley Mrion A. Daniel f a great and immediate outburst be- A. i. Ilinkley Icatrice Greenberg tween the powers of Southern Europe. S.Kerbawysela i e ransor It may be only a rumor or a press cor- R. A. Meyer DIrion L. Reading HiarveyRosenblum Harriet C. Smith respondent's vivid imagination, but Silliam F. Spencer Nance Solomon one would not require a very vivid Il arvey Talcott Florence Widnaier DrWarold Utley imagination to conceive the facts given there. The great conflict for control of the Mediterranean is al- most sure to come sometime if the SATURDAY, NOV EIMBER 13, 1926 dictator of Italy persists in his absurd expansion program, and the precise i Night Editor-CARLTON G. C4AME Night __Edtr--CARLTON ______AME instant of its occurrence is of little moment. ITSE E I,%STERN CONFIE-ENCE .. The broader viewpoint must some- It is not to be wondered that follow- ... time come to Europe in international ing the break-up of the now historic affirs. A respect of the rights of. IigThree, the formation of an East- others is one of the primary and most ern conference along the ines of the pressing needs of the dark continent Western one ,is receiving widespread (ethically). A realization that if Ital- ( onsidertation. Since it Is generally ians were planted in Turkey they would agreed that the Big Ten offers many become Turks in the course of a few advanayges in scheduling games, Years would save mad Mussolini all naintainnig rivalry, and promoting the trouble which he seems to have clean athletics, the formation of an o icount of his population. A com- Eastern conference :i.ould be a good paratively simple, analysis of history nucut C 01n s: ort, would PIrovide bet- would show him that Englishmen ter machinery for the enforcement of were German immigrants only fifteen high standards, and should promote hundred years ago, and that that fact a wider interest in athletics gener- has never materilly altered the cor- ally. diality of the English and the Ger- Perhaps ,the greatest obstacle to the mans for centuries in the past. There inauguration of an Eastern confer- is no more vicious and rabidly unin- S_ once would be that of scheduling telligent policy that could be under- games satisfactory to each member taken in the present status of Euro- .of the association.. Practically all the peas diplomacy than to attempt to scools which might enter the con- inflict one's will on other nations ference; Yale, Princeton, Brown, by force. Real world expansion-the Army, Navy, Columbia, Dartmouth, b-roader viewpoint-understanding and Cornell, Pennsylvania, and Pennsyl- cordiality between nations, which vania State, have their annual game would solve the overpopulation prob- - er games of historic and traditional lem, are just the contradiction of importance. These could be dropped what Mussolini will bring about by only with difliculty. However, at the his demented diplomacy. start of the conference, the schedule could be arranged with full allowance PLACING RESPONSIBILITY for these traditional games yet pro-. viding other contests which would With its ultimatum to the English spirit far removed; and actually nulli- des the effect of that document for the purlose of naval armaments. Such action on the part of Germany is not commendable. The world was almost beginning to believe that the great empire was going to settle down and become a useful citizen of this universe; but the confidence has been betrayed and military Europe continues to be more military still. Versailles was an error; Germany again threatens to be a menace; Europe is still the eternal problem. given when the New York String Quartette will present a program in Pease auditorium in Ypsilanti. The quartet is composed of Ottokar Cadek, first violin; Jaroslav' Siskovsky, sec- ond violin; Ludvik Schwab, viola; Bedrich lVasko, 'cello. Other concerts to be given during the year are a{ Christmas Concert by the Normal Choir on Thursday, December 9; a piano recital by Carl Friedberg on January 28, Sigrid Onegin in a songt recital on March 22, and a concert by Georges Barrere, flautist, and Lewis Richards, harpsichoildist, on April 21. Their program will be as follows: I' "From My Life" quartet in E minor ................... Smetana MANN 'S *AL Style - Quality - Service I Save a Dollar or More at Our Factory Hats Cleaned and Reblocked Fine Work Onlyt Properly Cleaned - No Odor No Gloss - No Burneu Sweats Factory Hat Store 617 Packard St. Phone 74 (Where D. U. R. Stops at State) .1 HertinBeauty Shoppe The Newest Thing Now is Finger Waving Makes a Kinky Perdianent Look Just Like a Marcel. For Appointment-Dial 3839. S111 South University Ave. MRS. ARNST CAMPUS OPINION knonymous communications will be disregarded. The names of communi- cants wil, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. m=R Allegro vivo appassionata. A PROTESTATION Allegro moderato a la Polka. To The Editor: Largo sostenuto. Vivace. I am not, as a rule very easily moved to indignation. Long ago I Quartet in G mninor, Op. 47 .. Haydn came to realize its futility. But I Allegro. nmust confess that an event took place Largo a isai. recently which moves me to protest. Menuetto. Allegretlo. Finale. Allegro coni brie I refer to the performance of Mr. Fil Alrc bo Haines' adaptation of Mark Twain's Notturno...................fBorodin Joan of Arc, by the Clemens group, By the Turn .............. Coossens or rather, troupe. Saltarello....................Grieg It is my notion that the student and faculty population of Ann Arbor would resent Ann Arbor's being catalogued A rel-iew, by henetlhI Patlrick. as a small provincial town, with the The combination of Somerset Maug- connatation that our writers of hmar ad Etbel Barrymore seems to "Main St.'s" and "Babbits" have given i-0k wie as far as making footballs it. They feel, and rightly, that their of the fundamentals of*family life presence, the presence of the univer- sity with its multifarious activities, and kicking them around are con- distinguish it from hundreds of small, cerned, and in addition the game is colorless towns. By a divine fore- played in a very entertaining and al- gathering of hundreds of erudite in-1 most hilarious manner. The epi- structors and professors for the pur- grams of "The Constant Wife" are so pose of suffusing thousands of matur- nicely turned, the drawing-room fur- I I I ., jSOM~ETHING NEW.-COOCD TO EAT JAPANESE iDeliciotS wenre ipe.II Pcepaid 'AnywhereU. S. A.$2 3 + .'.$z , ti tX x.n. 'a. w +7 ' : { i. t°A'r k y . .:r;' "i}'?' tY ?17,'efL. fi'r II VACATION TOUR TO, Alabama NOVEMBER 24-28 & I I ' . >i . ,i > i i . S _ !!!I) ' I Cars Washed and Stored 31 Maynard St. Opposite "Maj" JEWELL SALES CO. 11 11 Leaving Detroit Return to Detroit 11:50 P. M. November 24, 1926 8:00 A.M. November 28, 1926 H ing boys and girls with 'the first blush of ripened knowledge, it is presumed that the atmosphere will be rendered intellectually rich for miles around. But what conclusion is one actually to draw when a crime such as was perpetuated that evening is permitted, or what is worse, sanctioned. More, it was a triple crime; first, it was a crime to charge admission; second, it was a crime to thus take up a per- son's time, which might have been better applied scanning the evening comic supplement; and finally, it was a crime to let the performers suffer. The whole affair, from adaptation to presentation, put one in mind of nothing so much as the old ten- twen'-thirt' thrillers in the days of Tony Pastor, excepting that in those vivid days, I'm sure the actors would have been greeted with more than polite applause. As it was, how for-I niture so correct and the witticisms so profusely scattered, that the un- dertone of drama is merely felt as existing. It is not until the listener gets outside the theater that he rea- lizes the full amount of sugar-coated dirty work that has been going on be- fore his eyes. The story, brietly, is that of an Eng- lish surgeon of some success who Las reached the stresses and strains of middle life, and who is-like many ianother of that age-unquestionably fond of his wife, but willing to in- dulge in a little unseen byplay with some one else's spouse. The awk- ward part is; of course, the inevitable discovery by the jealous husband and the revelatlin before the ensemble.) So far the tale is rather commonplace, but it now presents some startling developments. The downtrodden; wife refuses to assume the angle, and I latches things up so that no one is hurt, causing the surgeon's heart almost to flutter once more. When everything is running smoothly again she takes herself off for a vacation in Italy wit h a former lover, leaving irate mate home to supply the details with his imagination. On not overly close inspection, it is evident that the plot I is anything but a moral one, consid- ering that it is not thought exactly proper to tell one's husband that he is no longer loved-and has not been for many years-and then to let the matter rest at that basis. Undoubtedly the philosophy is some- what warped, but most entertainingly so. P LEASE ON THE CA M PUS SEE Wilson Dam-now in action U. S. Nitrate Plants-cost $84,000,000 Helen Keller's Home Cotton Fields of Alabam' Scenic Cumberlands Hills of 01' Kentuck' Beautiful Tennessee CONDUCTED TOUR-ROUND TRIP-$75.00 (Includes Fare, Pullman, Meals, Side Trips, Hotel Bills, Fees-Complete Expenses). Information and Reservations MUSCLE SHOALS TOURIST BUREAU 1010 Penobscot Buidhig, Detroit, -hch.-land olph 2737. S. Cocherhtm, ianage r L. .1aubenimeyer, Assistant Manager. Branch Office---120 Penr Street, Phone Jmi3, YIlilanti, Mich. ?. 11 out elle--Representative. SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY FOR STU1WENT S (Preferably Engineers) -MUST ACT QlICKLY- --- tunate for the players that they con- fronted a polite, unctuous audience, somewhat in awe, perhaps, of viewing in one and the same person a woman I who stood in close relation to two celebuatcd artists-Mark Twain, (may his spirit have been asleep or else- where during the performance) and Ossip Gabrilowitch( the same sincere wish accords). I 'haven't a doubt that Mrs. Ossip Gabrilowitch is a charming women- off stage. Surely the aureola of fame and glory exuded by her two disting- uished relatives must be sufficient in size to encompass her as well. To preside charmingly and graciously, as she does, every Thursday and Friday evening in the first right hand box All Colors, in Wool, Slicker or Sheepskin Lining- Our prices will interest you. for extra warmth, we have all kinds. For Ladis and imien lead to new alignments. In a few miners that refusal of the govern- at Orchestra hall,-to be the wife of. years it is not improbable that an ment'. basic terms for the coal strike a man who so superbly conducts one elastic program could be worked out settlement will mean its withdrawal of the finest symphony orchestras in to the satisfaction of all. from the present parleys, tie British this country, and is himself one of the Heretofore the East has been the slmost illustrious pianists of the past only section of the country which has government has wisely thrown the re- and present generation as well-that, lacked for a representative confer- sponsibility for the delays upon the I it seems to me, is sufficient recom- ence . The Far West, the Missouri I parties themselves. pense for existence. Instead of which, Valley, the South aid the Middle West In arbitration such as the govern- does Mrs. Clemens become imbued with all have their groups. But until the ment has fostered, there is alway-s a the notion that she can sing, she at recent dissolution of the triple al- tendency to hold up the conference once finds, by reason of her cele- liance, the East has been prevented unnecessarily in order to obtain better brated name a gullible and awe-struck from forming such a conference. Now terms. Because the parleys are ar- audience; does the estimable Mrs. the way is open . A Big Ten of the ranged by the government, neither -Clemens become possessed of the Eastern schools, such as those men- party can be definitely held responsi- myth that she is a tragedienne, she, tioned, might conceivably bring the ble fTr the delays. finds, for the same reason stated. country into a national conference As provided by the ultimatum, how- above, an audience equally gullible. } systern through which the highest ever, tie miners will be required to But for a nioment's return to the, standards of athletics and sportsman- ! deal directly with the mine owners, play. Every fresh grotesque grimace ship could be mainitained. Then, too, unless they accept the present terms on the part of one of the troupe made with a Big Ten in the East and West, in which the main points have already you feel like nothing so much as step- a post-season game between the cham been conceded. In any such arrange- ping into the nearest drug-store and, pions of each offers exceedingly in- ment, there will be no third party to swallowing a bottle of veronal at a tere ting possibilities. I which blame may be shifted. Respon- gulp. In spite of the God-awfulness sihility will heome nlainIv vident nf it, however. I continued. like the The play-even as its lines are all Maughanm-is in its presentation en- tirely dominated by the Barrymore. She is exquisite as the wife who re- fuses to be abused, and cracks the whip about the other characters with all the alacrity of the trained ring- master-or mistress-that she is. She I is the drama-almost-and the others but the scenery and properties. This is not meant to take away from the remainder of the cast, for it was composed of experienced ac- tors, most of whom filled their parts Ito perfection. C. 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