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THE MICHIGAN DAILY
TUFTESDA'r, BCTODBER16, 192d
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said to be that cotton prices, and those
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of other crops as well, cannot be suc-
cessfully maintained or fixed by poli-
tical measures, but are governed en-
tirely by economic principles, and that
any legislation would solve the prob-
lem only temporarily become an in-
cumbrance in the future, and delay
any real turn for the better.
Jardine suggests that the southern
farmers, especially those who now de-
pend entirely upon their cotton crop,
grow more livestock feed, maintain
the fertility of the soil by diversifying
or orienting crops and inaugurate a
farm program for a period of years
rather than from season to season.
This last has been the great trouble
with the southern farmers in the past.
They have persistently refused to
orientate and diversify their crops.
If a peak price was expected, they in-
creased their acreage. The\result was
that the bottom dropped out of the
market.
It is to be questioned whether any
legislation, no matter how well plan-
ned and executed, can ever help to
solve the problem of overproduction,
especially of cotton. Perhaps co-
operative marketing would help as it
has elsewhere if it did not become
monopolistic Yet it is unlikely that
the southern agriculturists would con-
sent to such an arrangement. Secre-
t a r y Jardine's recommendations,
though displeasing to the price fixing
enthusiasts, panacea promoters, and
radicals, appear to be the most rea-
sonable solution of the cotton over-
production problem. If they were
carried out in the future it would be
unlikely that the present situation
would repeat itself.
"Lawyers Are Admitted To Supremo
Court Bar.' This is indeed inspiring,
At times, it has seemed that some
other profession was thus represented
"Upholsterers' Nails Held Entitled
To Free Entry." Then the furniture
man was mistaken in explaining the
high cost of that living room set.
Safety Meet Opens Monday." Al.
though it does not mean much to the
pedestrian, :it' seems that the word ii
still in existence.
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GAS
ATTACK
TEAR GAS has become a recognized
weapon of police in defending their
position against the onslaughts of the
fierce fighting, reckless wrecking,
rough and ready students. MachineC
guns have been ordered.
TEAR GAS will be used hereafter
to quell the mobs of students and
townspeople that nightly at 8:40 fight
for entrance to the Maj.
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MOBILIZATION ORDERS
Lansing, Oct. 25.-Governor
Groesbeck late tonight ordered
the Horse Marines of Ann Arbor
to mobilize for duty immediately
They will assemble this after-
noon in the Zoology museum, to
receive bombing, bayonet and
artillery practice, and will be
ready for action at any time that
further advances are made on
the Ann Arbor theaters.
Marlon Aderson
Jean Campbell
Martin J. Cohn
W yindsor Davies
Clarence Edelson
William Emery
John Friend
Robert Cessner
laineG ber
Morton 1. Icove
Paul Kern
Milton Kirshbaum
Ervin LaRowe
G. Thomas McKean
Adeline O'Brien
Kenneth Patrick
Morris Quinn
Sylvia Stone
James Sheehan
Henry Thurnau
William Thurnau
Milford Vanik
Herbert Vedder
Marian Welles
Thaddeus Wasielewski
Sherwood Winslow
Thomas Winter
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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1926
Night Ecitgr- EI4LIS B MERRY
STADIUM BONDS
ast Saturday. a hundred thousand
people wanted to see a spec-
!aethat only forty-eight thousand
nuld se. The week before the same
;njiu ;iip'.u"'1 In two weeks it
"int; and it has happen-
t . v!y home game a'nd
vr;yo t ok town game on the Michi-
"Bandit Is Imprisoned." In
sections of nearby states, this
would easily constitute front
material.
some.
story
page
What has become of the football
roaches who used to boast that their
teams played only "straight football?"
CAMPUS OPINION
Anonymous communications will be
'hl'rgard(d. The names of communi-
cants will, however. be regarded as
confidential upon request.
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TEAR GAS will be used by police
hereafter to stop townspeople from
rushing the convocations and every-
thing else that is free around the
campus.
TEAR GAS will be used to keep stu-
dents from rushing their 8 o'clocks
at 7:30 every morning.
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STUDENTS!
BUY A GAS MASK!
OR STAY OFF THE STREETS
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MORE AND FUNNIER SURVEYS
Editor of Rolls,
Being of a curious nature, as I know
you are, I suggest that next Saturday
you go one better than the Union
officials and find out how many peo-
ple bought chewing gum, how many
used the telephones, how many played
Ma Jong, how many asked for tickets
how many asked of the drink situa-
tion and how many tipped the wait-
ers, barbers and boot blackies.
Wishing you success,
Joe Orge.
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Give 'em time, Joe, they will gel
around themselves to counting such
things in a week or so. But first they
have to find out how many use tooth
picks, and the average number taken
by each, how many go up the steps
two at a time, how many drop cigaret
ashes on the floors, and the total ash
pile thus accumulated in one day.
A ROUGHER RIOT
"Pep meeting" riots may come, and
may go, but the Maj 8:40 riot goes or
forever. Police can be called to keep
students from entering free, but the
manager never thinks of calling then
to stop his paying customers from
killing each other. The big shows in
large cities handle their ' crowds by
making them line up and pass intc
the lobby in orerly fashion. A door-
man and a couple of cops can do this
work easily.
Three women fainted Saturday night
in the fight at the Maj-notice that we
are talking about the customers' riot
not the student affair of Friday. Stu.
dents will line up if the management
provides the machinery for It.
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Re THE NORTH U. MINE
Dear Timothy,
You may be right about that cavity,
but I'll bet the State board will make
some senior dent fill it next spring.
Milk E. Way.
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Rachel Crother's "Expressing Willie"
in the ).imes Theater, at 2:30 and 8:30 Party Favors
o'clock.
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"EXPRESSING WILLIE"
A Review, by Vincent Wall The Diagozta1
It is all a matter of inhibitions, com-
plexes, and Freudianism; and after that
it works into a study of American RENTALS
manners-a satirical travesty of all
such pishposh. And, Willie after
much seeking after soul truth, inner SERVICE
expression and such blather eventual-
ly is most successfully expressed by
the Rockford Players. R ider's
The play itself is a burlesque of all
that which a few years ago was new
and holy: the academic and puerile
discussions of the prophets and disci-
ples of Freud. The lines are occasion-
ally clever, but are more often sens-
lessly sterile of genuine humor; its Ho
major virtue is that it leaves a free-H d from 6 to Y times more ink, are
dom of action to the characters that self-starters, and most durable of all pens.
is fully and admirably exploited. Our own make. Five minute service.
Robert Henderson and Amy Loomis
are a convincing team-their experi- Authorized Dealer
ence on the legitimate has widened
their field, developed a comprehensive j ' " N
knowledge of the technicalities of a
production without losing the person-o
alities that carried them through a
triumphal season last year. And their All makes rented and repaired.
company is of the best: Reynold Almksrne n eard
Evans as Taliferro, artist, and egoist A good allowance for your old
interprets a difficult role with the re- machine in trade for aPotbe
straint that marks the consummate r Portable.
actor; Miss Horine as a widow, beau-
tiful and grass with an upstage man-
ner that is perfect; and Camille Mas- '
line, sophisticated and 'penetrating,
and with a scathing 'persiflage that
more than scored. SIR VWI!
But after all Robert Henderson and
Amy Loomis did the most with their
roles; it was their show. Willie, the REPAIRING
bashful tooth paste king was given the
correct poise of the raw millionaire;..
at times he beamed with complete self-
satisfaction, yet he was shy and appre- High grade and LATEST
hesaifacTioyhe ow arshylantape- ihgaeadiA ETnB O Y U D N E
itself; it is not actor-proof. And M- MODEL, Brand NewYOURANC
nie influenced by the glorious fools'!i "
isurrounding Willie need a delicat SUITS NL25ORCHIESTRAS NOW
interpretation that showed a remark-
able versatility after the lewd and small deposit will hold it. Also
domineering Catherine and the shrew- Topcoats and ties. There are just a few dates still open for
,ish ille.
In short Rachel Crothers may not Suits Cleaned and Pressed , the various dance bands which we are
have created a masterpiece; but in$12j
- the hands of Players it became so; - booking through the Academy office.
and their return brought a new tri -Stud ients naigofiggy
umph for the unforgettable Belinda:
actor, critic, columnist, producer.... Corner N. Univ. .hone ake reservations y phone or arrange
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i~ }I --and then pick the one which suits you
sIf Ann Nichal's "Abie's Irish Rose"
presents the nearest approach to m best.
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.\ se , ;: mher of the persons un- To The Editor:
able to secure tickets last Saturday! Esperanto has ,according to Dr.
,;i. Hiindreds of personal Sigel 20,000,000 adherents and not 40,-1
,' r made to students at- the
000 as stated in your article. The
i xujnitend siome of them were
forced ,to give up their own tickets French, German, Spanish, Italian, and
Ives or friends arrived at Japanese nations will never admit
v(, 1 hour. This is not the first that English become the official world
time this has happened, nor the last; language. An officiall recognized
i"diccmfort of many students last
a cxhmfobeofeany d uctd manyworld language is urgently needed at
noun heen duplicated many
tines. over idthe past few years-be- international conferences, for scien-
cause only forty-eight thousand could tific publications, as well as for trade
see the Michigan team play. ' Jand travel. Natural pride will' not
Romntlv. however, the Athletic as- permit any of the influential nations
sociation has taken steps to remedy to accept one of the national lan-
'enic f i: and a new stadium isoacp n f h ainlln
i ilt. The stadium will be guages as the world-language. If, for
-namg'ed by bonds sold to Michigan instance, French was adopted, all oth-
nt , alumni, and residents of the er nations would have a considerable
Atate. These bonds constitute as economic disadvantage as their sub-
Mound an investment as can be found jects would have to spend hundreds
today, for their security is the Am'ri- of hours and considerable money to
master French while the French
can. love for dean sport. But' this is. atrFec hl h rnh
not 'the significant fact. More salient would be playing football or making
still is the fact that each purchaser scientific investigations. A third diffi-
of bonds will be entitled to two seats culty lies in the complicated gram-
witbin the thirty yard lines for each mar of the native languages; to mas-
ter them you have to memorize the
of Michigan's home games; thus solv- exceptions to the exceptions of un-
ing the seat situation for bondhold-
ers: and also nrelieving the strain on reasonable rules. English is espe-
student, body that is in-cially difficult due to its wicked spell-
ing which has no connection with the
curred before every game in the iad pronunciation of the words.
scra"mbe .for stray tickets. Having learned French irregular
The bonds have sold reasonably fast, verbs and stumbled through German
so far. ,Only three thousand of them
will be issued and no more than two grammar, you may travel to Italy and
will be ssld tond pen. Br thaingw see that all was in vain for the wait-
will be sold to a person. By aiding ers and shopkeepers of Italy some-
in the continued sale of these bonds es anopke Frs ay some-
the students can not only help the teimEnglish know a little French, and alit-
cause o the ne staditlet English and a little German, but
cause of the new stadium at Michigan none well and the result is exasperat-
but save themselves the embarrass- ing. Or your business may demand
ment and trouble of seeking tickets communication with Russians and
at the last moment for the old comncto ihRsin n
alumnusthomow resident. The your plight is still worse. The only
alumnus or home towns int solution seems to be a neutral, simple,
thing which the students can do is not officially adopted international lan-
strenuous;, merely a few words of ar- guage-and -Esperanto approaches
vnrtiscment, or, the mailing of some this ideal already with increasing
prepared literature. Two ends can speed. Those who ridicule Esperanto
be made common thereby, and two should consider first why Leibnitz and
worthy goals achieved with the same Descartes urged the creation of a neu-
act; the stadium can be financed and tral language
the student body ;can be relieved of tral langa; why the
its present, pre-game panics sipul- f ntions endorsed Esperanto why the
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stage, No, No, Nanette!" which will
be presented on Wednesday evening,
at 8:30 o'clock in the Whitney theater,
is its counterpart in musical comedy.
At present it is in its third year, and
a sequel "Yes, Yes, Yvette," with
supposedly synchronizing action is
now being presented at the New
Detroit, by the same author. Mr.
Frazee is, of course, planning to
capitalize the box office value of his!
first comedy which originally starred
Cleo Mayfield and Louise Groody in
successive companies. This show is
not the success that "No, No, Nanette'"
was; it will be long before a musical
comedy in this age of revues, scandals,
follies and bad habits will have the
music, the dancing and lines that put
it across.
THE MATINEE MUSICALE
A review, by Philip Brooks
In concluding what was otherwise a
rather uninspiring occasion, in keep-
ing with a quiet Sunday afternoon,
Florence Welden, violinist, with the
commendable assistance of Pauline
Kaiser, gave a splendid performance of
Vieuxtemps, "Ballade et Polonaise,",
at the Faculty concert. Miss Welden
combined an accurate; clear intonation
with a pleasant enthusiasum which
made her number well worth waiting
an hour, or ten hours, to hear. She
played with a firm stroke, giving one
the impression of confidence, and yet
was not ostentatious in her work. The
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ZOOLOGY NOTES
Hay-You!
You are all wet on some of your
Horse Marine Stuff! In yesterday's
Rolls you stated that Clarence Dar-
row was to be invited to come to Ann,
Arbor to fight a legal battle for graz-I
selection gave her opportunity to de-
monstrate her ability, and her fine
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ing privileges on the campus for
horses. All this appeared under the
caption, "Horses Are Allowed On
Campus." Now any one at all famil-
iar with the fundamental theory of
the Law of Dissociated Parts; or, who
heard Darrow's voice in his more than
two hour effort in Hill auditorium
last year, knows beyond question that
you have mistaken the species.
Ypsi Dixit.
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"INCLUDING THE SCANDINAVIAN"
Prof. H. Munch Peterson, of the
University of Copenhagen, says
co-education is becoming popular
- in Scandinavian universities.-
Daily story.
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playing, in turn, allowed the audience
to enjoy the artistry of the composer.
Perfection in such an effort, it seems
would be the goal of any musician, to
prove his capability, and yet not tb
attract so much attention to his own
self that the excellence of the com-
position would be obscured.
The appreciation of Miss Merkle's
solos appeared to be marked by a cer-
tain over confidence, due presumably
to her attitude as a teacher. One could
not but feel that it was all technique,
approaching the mechanical. Her
selection of Brahms, the master of
melody, was nevertheless enjoyable.
Love and roses, love and roses, and
then more love and roses. Rare is the
opportunity one gets to hear a vocal
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