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to an even greater extent than Ameri-
can rubber consumers are worrying
over the British monopoly of rubber.
The motion picture industry, domi-
nated by American producers since its
first small begihning, is, according to
many students of international affairs,
Americanizing the world..
In an effort to combat the over-
whelming proportion of American1
made moving pictures now being
shown in the theaters of the British'
Isles, the\Federation of British Indus-
tries is urging en the government the
necessity of adopting a quota scheme,
whereby a motion : picture registry
board will be created, the duty of
which shall be to register all movies
to be shown in Britain, requiring that
a certain percentage of these, event-
ual y three British to every five for-
eign, shall be British films.
Reports from London indicate that
the government, recognizing the fact
that 30,000,000 persons attend moving
picture shows in Great Britain week-
ly, is certain to take some action to
cut down the amount of Aierican
propaganda that results from the
present preponderance of American-
made films, but has not yet decided
whether the quota scheme will pro-
vide the correct solution. Many Brit-
ish patriots are alarmed over what
they describe as the "Americaniza-
tion" of the middle classes by the pic-!
;tuxes from United States studios.
Travelers from Great Britain in the
colonies, especially Australia, have
returned home with stories that the
people are rapidly becoming, in many
respects, more like those of the
United States than those of England,
due to the fact that they see AmericanI
customs and American habits depicted!
daily on their moving picture screens.
The value of the movie as an agent
for spreading propaganda has longI
I been recognized, and England is de-
sirous of using it for her own bene-
fit, and not for the Americanization of
I her subjects.
President Coolidge, the New York
Times announces, narrowly escaped
being run down by an automobile last
I Monday. Fresh air has its handicaps.
EDITORIAL COMMENT
VOICES THAT OUTRIDE THE
(The Christian Science Monitor)
In parts of New England a few
nights ago, as well as in many other
sections along the northern Atlantic
and eastern lake coasts, a snow-'
storm, driven on the fleet wings of a
northeast wind, blockaded streets,,

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AN.FACE TO
I. I F ACE WIt DRAMA
After several futile attempts at
arousing a controversy in this col -You know what a medieval farce is
umn about such popular things as ;-h ags lyaogi h
--the waggish day along in the
song titles, new stadiums, Chimes, and eighteenth century when the theatre
other lighter and more frivolous sub- I
j was descending damnfast to the dogs?
jects, along comes some terribly dry In that generation, comedy was bur-
nonsense and starts a conflagration lesque and gentleman were often un-
which we. cannot seem to extinguish. moral. Along with Shakespesare,
We can imagine little of less im-di
portance than fossil pearls and. yet diamatists appreciated thath a os
kickhinethe as-it-wererwasltheemostn
we have befbre us three letters on certain gag of their craft. Laughter
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then there ought to be enough of a
hub-bub in these columns to really
fill space. But nevertheless the fact
remains that there seems to be a con-
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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1926
Night Editor-W. C. PATTERSON
B R OT H E R Y FEELlNG?
The delay in calling the preliminary

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meeting of the disarmament confer- highways and in some cases railroads-
ence may be ascribed to the reluc- The whole transportation scheme on
Lanceof European or some European land and sea was, for the time being,
natincecompletely upset. Men and women,
tations to cut their armies severely marooned by the elements, sought
until they have reasonable strong as- shelter, wherever they could find it,
surance of safety when slightly pro-° thousands counting themselves for-
tected. It is beginning to look as tunate to escape from wind and sleet
though the conference planned for and drifting snows.
Feb. 15, and postponed until May, will But in those broader upper avenues
require another advance in the date. which the storm crossed and recross-
The nations of Europe are not ready ed, and where there was no shelter
to disarm, perhaps as a result of I from the searching "northeaster,"
natural suspicions coming from com- traffic was moving us usual. From far
plicated pre-war relationships. off Rio de Janeiro came a message
This does not mean that these announcing the arrival there of the
nations are strengthening their intrepid Spanish airmen. From radio
armies every day, for the converse is stations far and near came, to those
true, their armies are continually be- who listened, the almost perfect ren-
ing reduced,-but not beyond a point j dition of the spoken word, harmonies
that they deem safe. France, for ex- blared forth by bands and orchestras,
ample, has cut her army in half since and the elusive cadences of stringed
1918, and with a shorter term of 4en-! instruments. In Greater Boston, dur-
listment, she hopes to make another ing the day, telephone exchanges
fifty per cent reduction,-but is afraid transmitted more than a million more
of the consequences when other im- messages than customarily are han-
portant nations tell her what reduc- dIed in twenty-four hours.
tions she shall make. How strikingly utilitarian proved
Further French reasons were that this newest plaything of the millions,
Cerirany is not a member of the the radio, in the emergency. With
League, as yet, and the new Japanese the suspension of all suburban trans-
government has not had time to send portation lines on the evening of that
instructions to her delegates at Ge- day, possibly 100,000 persons sought
nevi. Then, too, the French are hav- accommodations in the city's hotels.
ing troubles of their own in Morocco When it became apparent that they
and. Syria, so that they must keep up had all been cared for, there was sent
a fairly good fighting force until these out from a central radio station a re-
difficulties are permanently settled. assuring message to those in the
Poland, with the next largest army, homes who had been anxiously hop-
also fears too great a reduction, for ing for a word from absent ones. It
she has Germany on the one side and was a welcome and almost a personal
Russia on the other, between whom "all's well" to waiting wives, mothers
she has always been a bone for con- and children. I
tention. Before she cuts her defenses, In its almost unlimited reach the
Roumania wants to know what will radio has done more than supplement!
happen if Russia tries to get back both the telegraph and the telephone.
Bessarabia. And Czech-Slovakia is It is immune to "wire" trouble, and
thinking about her safety if Germany to most of those purely physical han-
ever tries to bring about a re-union dicaps to which cables and loops
*with Austria. sometimes succumb. But the tele-
Every national leader in Europe graph, the telephone and the radio
can point out a number of reasons combined bring the world to one's
why this country is in a peculiar po- very door. Their vibrant voices out-
sition that will not warrant imme- ride the storm, cross the seas and
diate and unthinking reduction Yl penetrate the prairies and mountains.
vrmaments. Each perhaps is right. Mankind, though isolated and shut off
They merely want suitable guarantees from the world, is not alone in the

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what can we do? So here is another
come back by the verbose Aristo-
phanes, who will have the last word:t
THOSE FOSSIL PEARLS ,
Dear Sir Toby:
It is perfectly evident from Sun-
day's paper that you have not seen
those fossil pearls. They are the size1
of shriveled peas. Now 20,000,000'
years ago only mastodons and mega-
theria 'roamed the earth. As you
know (or will learn if you investigate
the subject), these animals are as
big as houses. These pearls are sot
small that animals so large could'
not possibly have seen them without
the use of a microscope. Now whot
ever heard of men, much less ani-
mals, playing marbles or golf with
microscope?I
ARISTOPIIANES
CRUEL FATE
orI
The Sad Tale of Country Innocence
Amid The Vile Intrigues Of ,
A City
I was only a poor chorus man.
How could I know what to do? I was
dumb but happy. Ah, how happy 1
was! Alt, 'how dumb! Everything
went well with me until that day, that
fateful day when I met Her. How
beautiful she looked that first day
I saw her. She sent me down a note
by the usher, saying she wanted to
take me to supper. after the show. I
agreed little realizing what my ulti-
mate fate would be.
I met her that night at the place
she appointed. How beautiful she
was! She was dressed not in restrain-
ed colors as a less original and en-
terprising woman would, but in
startling green and mauve. Her dress
was of that slinky, snaky sort that
Nita Naldi always wears But I must
pause and recollect,-this is no fash-
ion magazine. When I found out how
beautiful she was I also found out
her name. She was Mrs. --, the
dashing society matron who lived with
but always was fighting her hus-~
band.
Of course, she fell in love with me,
although of that I had no idea until
long afterward. But at that, how
could she help, with my slender fig-
ure with its graceful strength, and
my not too masculine features, hand-
some, yet not girlish ,striking, yet I
not too brutish.
"We must become good friends,"
she said, her oriental eyes fastening
themselves upon me like some Greek
basiliak. To this I assented. Why
not? I was young and innocent, hav-
ing come to New York from the cou-
try only a few weeks before. Besides,
friends are always good things to
have, and when they can afford to pay,
the dinner checks they are doubly
worth while. So, as I have said be-
fore, I assented.
Then she suggested that she give
me a party to introduce me to her so-
ciety friends. It was here that I
found myself in a predicament. How
was I to refrain from using the
Wrong Fork? I, who hod never han-
died more than one such implement
at the same meal in all my life? It,
was then that this vile hearted wo-
man's fell purpose manifested itself.
(End of Part One)
-YIFNIF
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FULFILLMENTj
Below, kind sirs, we have the first
pencil and charcoal (coke will do as
well) sketch of Mr. E. Hamilton Mipp,
noted crew coach and political light.I
This is the work of Mr. Remingtonl
P. Fairlamb, R. A. N. of London,
M . MIPP

in those hearty years was largely
musclebound, and to be the leading
man demanded sheer athletic endur-
ance. There were fistfights in their
plays, custard pies were flung two
centuries ahead of this cinematogra-
phic age, and the humor occasionally
made the ladies blush through the
carmine of their cheeks.
Even today their rowdy farces can
give no offense, so board and frank
are the gestures; and even today
their whacking good spirits, the whole
robust good nature of the lines are
making the revival of these comedies
amazingly successful entertainment.
After all, it is the old hokum which
makes the box-office plod on, and
Shakespeare, Moliere, Jonson, Hol-
berg are reproving their triumphant
sense of unholy farce.
The Mimes' production of Holberg's
"Beggarman"-its accurate title is
"Jeppe of the Hill," save that no one
would patronize such a name-is at-
tempting to capture such a bouncing
atmosphere, even at the risk of a few
matrons leaving in shocked indigna-
tion as was the case with "Great
Catherine." There is to, be a cow-
bell jazz orchestra-at least the
spirit, if not the letter, of the fifteenth
century-settings of colors that
jangle, and costumes as grotesque as
their characters.
The entire undertaking-the first
performances in America-is another
experiment: remember "Great Cah-
erine" and "Engaged."
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" WHY 3ARRY I"
The following cast, under the direc-
tion of Phyllis Loughton and the
supervision of the author, has been
selected for the Masques' production
of Jesse Lynch Williams' "Why
Marry?", to be presented March 17
and 18 in the Mimes theatre:
Jean ...............Margaret Geddes
Rex Baker ..............Carl Purcell
Lucy ..............Margaret Effinger
Uncle Everett.....Robert Henderson
John ...................Dale Shafer
Cousin Theodore ......Kenneth King
Helen ...............Lillian Bronson
Ernest .............John Hassberger
Butler ..............William Bishop
Footman............Valentine Davies
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THE FACULTY CONCERT
A review, by Alan HathwayT
The School of Music string quartet
opened the Faculty Concert program
with a group of numbers by Schu-
mann, starting with rather a of co-
ordination, but with a striking mel-
ody. After the second number the I
technicalities were better mastered
and the whole was made pleasing by
the continuity of melody. Mr. Samuel;
Lockwood's success with the technical
work supplimented by Miss Pauline
Kaiser's vigor and heartfulness were
perhaps the outstanding points.
The vocal solos rendered by Miss
Nora Crane Hunt, a rich contralto
voice stirred the greatest enthusiasm
of the audience during the program,
bringing her back for an encore,
Homer's 'Dearest' after four well bal-
anced numbers. Her voice was full
toned and her numbers rich in expres-
sion. The accompanist, Miss Grace
Richards added materially to the
vocal renditions of the singer by her
impressive touch.
The appearance of Mr. Albert Lock-
wood and Mrs. Marion Struble-Free-
man, who with the string quartet gave
a concert ensemble visibly lifted the
instrumental numbers from possible
mediocrity. These two carried the
main burden of Chausson's 'Concerto,
D major' throughout twenty minutes
of expressive art.
THE ORGAN RECITAL
The following program will be pre-

sented by Mr. Christian tomorrow
afternoon at four-fiteen o'clock in
Hill auditorium for the weekly Organ
Recital:
Prelude and Fugue in D major..Bach
En Bateau .................. Debussy
Beatitude ..................... Bossi
Pierre a Notre Dame.....Boellman
Toccata .................. Boellman
Rondo Capriccio ..............emare
Ave Maria .................Schubert
Finale (Symphony 1) .........Vierne
"The Drawn Shade" also "Portrait of
a White Sheet." This is one of his
few human studies.
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