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THE MICHIGAN DAILY

TUESDAY, APR1L 27, l9


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WOMAN,-THE "RADICAL"
Although they looked far too de-
mure and prim to be radicals, the
first women to enter colleges were
truly the most ultra-radicals the sexI
has produced in a long time. Prob-
ably the next in point of time were the
first women to be governors, judges,
mayors, and other government offi-
cials.
But those first women students
were taking a brave step when
they entered a field that had
been considered strictly male. At.
the Woman's World's fair in Chi-
cago, which closed last week, were
exhibits telling the story of pioneer
schools 'and the first venturers into
this intellectual radicalism.
To look at the picture of the first
graduating class of the first college
for women in the middle West, one
would not call down upon their dainty
heads the curse, "radicals," but inj
those days they must have been look-
ed upon as was later regarded the

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a new reflex. By turning the eyes
quickly from the extreme right to theI
extreme left the right ear will move
a little. The funny part about it is
that in spite of what you may think,
this is the truth and we have not
made it up.
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Leaders of the medical and sur-
gical profession deny, however, that
this is the long sought after cure for
cancer. ' It is very effacacious, never-
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"first woman governor," wondering if JuA'74a
she possibly could make a success of i ten hours, without rest or food, to#
such a man-sized job, win a $14 bet reminds us of the two
Scotchmen betting on which could
In contrast to these exhibits of the }S~cmnbtigo hc ol
lean the furthest out of a twenty-first
radicals of old, at this fair were also story window. However such compe-
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of the modern college girl, with
shelves of books written by graduates,
stories of their vocational activities,l
and other examples of the work of{
college women today, who are still
finding new ways to be "radical."
THE UNIVERSITY WELCOMES
FRESHMENj
A small party of high school stu-
dents is visiting the University today.
They number 21.
The visit is important for it marks
a new step in the President's policy of
closing the wide gulf which exists be-
tween high school and college. It is
one means of making the transition
easier. It likewise may be the fore-
runner of a series of such tours of
inspection, for already two high
schools have indicated that they will
send student parties to the University.
During their day here, the students
will meet administrative officers of
the University, they will visit theI
various departments, and confer with
instructors in various lines of work.
It should prove a rich experience and
a rare opportunity.
The tour was organized by a Michi-
gan alumnus, the principal of a state
high school, in cooperation with Uni-
versity officials, and indicates that
alumni and those of the teaching pro-
fession welcomes the opportunity to
aid in the program for a "new" Uni-
versity.
EDITORIAL COMMENT1

are open to bets on the ability of a
Ford to rover the same digtance un-
der the same conditions.

TONIGHT: "You Never Can Tell"
by George Bernard Shaw in the
Mimes theater at 8:15 o'clock.
TONIGHT: Mme. Milessi, contralto,
In a song recital in Lane Hall audi-
torium at 8:00 o'clock.
"WHAT PRICE GLORY"
A review, by Robert Ramsey.
Some one buttonholed me in the
lobby-a stranger, moved evidently by
the intense desire to pass on to theI
world some of the good things of lifeI
with which he seemed plentifully en-
dowed, and in that magnanimous
sweep which took in the universe, he
let fall some of his sunshine fall on
me. It was the story of the two old
ladies who sat through an evening.of
"What Price Glory," and the pro-
fanity, falling as it did on virgin soil,
found root and sustenance in their
unaccustomed hearing, with results
that spelled destruction to their pris-
tine innocence. In the entre acte, I
heard it again, this time from the kind
and ministering hand of a friend, only
the principals had changed to a smallI
girl and her mother. The point was
the same, however. The insidious
part of the story is that the point is
always the same.
I doubt if there was a person pres-
ent in the audience who was not told
} that story, and at the end indulged in
a little wise cracking of his own as he
fumbled with a new learned vulgarity
beneath him for his hat. The vener-
able professor told it wierdly to the
assistant dean with profanity that was
ennervated from long disuse. The
drug clerk told it to the habedasher.
The barber told it as only a barber
can.
An evening of the play can only
serve to disprove the authenticity of
the story, but it demonstrates the
complete effectiveness of a well plan-
ned publicity scheme. It can of course
do more, for "What Price Glory" is
probably the most amusing play

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TUESDAY, APRIL 27, 1926
Night Editor-W. C. PATTERSON
CIURBING FOOTBALL
Supporters of reform movements of

any kind are always ready to charge MANNERS: A LESSON BY
existing conditions with fostering STOKOWSKI
(The New York World) I
drinking, gambling, and dishonesty. (Th New Yokorld)
This Leopold Stokowski, take him
Opponents of the Volstead act are by and large, seems to be a pretty
convinced that prohibition has donee fair musician; but his talent as a mu-
more to undermine the morals of the sician will always be surpassed by
country than it has to improve them; his talent as an actor. And on Friday,
various ministers have declared that at a concert in Philadelphia, he reach-
modern jazz. and modern dancing are ed the perihelion of a brilliant his-
the cause of most of our troubles; and tronic career. Annoyed for years by.
now a professorial committee has auditors who came late and departedl
charged that football, as played in early, he conspired with his orchestra
collegiate circles, is the source of to give them a taste of their own
these evils. manners. The opening number start-I
Any game of sport, in which the ed with two musicians present: the
outcome is doubtful, can be made the first violin and the first cello. As theI
subject for gambling; to eliminate music progressed, others struggled in,I
this element of the game, it would be tuned their instruments and gotk
necessary to reform human nature. aboard the groaning opus; until
Certain persons get drunk at every present there was a legal quorum,
::pecial occasion; football games are and after a while a full orchestra.
no more to blame than are national Thus the state of affairs until the'
elections, weddings, holidays, and all j closing number sounded off, when two.
the other events for which an espe- or three musicians got up and tookt
cially festive spirit is thought appro- their leave. Others followed, until,'
prlate. And as for dishonesty, college for the last few bars, the great con-,
football is admittedly cleaner and ductor was left conducting five tiers,
more honest than most other sporting of empty seats. Although most of the
events audience was pleased and applauded,F
ee tso pathere were those who hissed, and for
The two plans favored by this com- ths tkwk adhsfnltsy
mittee, of which Prof. Ernest H. Wil- these Stokowski had his final tasty
kins, of the University of Chicago, fillip. With courtly bow, he motioned
was chainman, are both too radical to with his stick, and waited while his
gain much favor from lovers of col- phantom orchestra, in phantom pha-
lege football. The first, the Wesleyan lanx assembled, rose and took its
parley, would limit the football sea- phntm bw
sonto ourgaesallplaed ithI The thing was magnificent. That is,
son to four games, all played with as a piece of acting. But as a lesson
neighboring schools; and the second, inaaeseactin tahesthn
the Pauver plan,. would limit partici- in manners? One cannot help think-
Rainof students in intercollegiate # in of. the courtly old gentleman who
pation fstdnsn nrcle Iat lived alone on his la'rge estates, and
football to one year. It is hard to be- who.regrettabl enogh,,sometime
lieve that football is so harmful as to who, regrettably enough, sometimes
make such radical curtailment neces- associated with low companions. One
sarkI s Sunday morning callers came upon
H r shim in his dining-room, brandishing a
However, this committee, -in recoin-! piece ofkidngwo.vethprs
pic fkindling-wood -over the pros- I
mending more faculty interest in the trate form of a guest.
game, agrees with the tendency all "What's the matter?" he was asked.
over the country to place football, as "What's the matter?" he bellowed.
of vital interest to universities, un-! "What's the matter? He ate with his
der thecontrol of those men respon- knife, that's what's the matter! I'll,
sible for the university-the faculty, teach him to eat with his knife! I'll
President Clarence Cook Little acted I teach the drunken swine table man-
in accordance with this principle ners!"
when he placed nine faculty men _ _ _-

THE HIGHEST CIRCULATION
record for the library will be set to-
day when the Michiganensian is dis-
rributed from the basement. For the
first time in history there will be a
long line waiting to take out books
from the library. And for the first
time all customers will get the book
they' came for; no "on reserve" no-
tices will be issued. There will be no
copying of a fifteen-word title into' a
three-word space on a slip, and none
of this decimal codified language to
translate. No hunting through sev-
erals drawers of cards for your book's
classification. In fact the only thing
the same will be the long waiting in
line for the book to come from the
stacks. Then when you get it there
will be no need of trying to get your
name and address into the three by
1-4 inch space on the card. Yes, as
far as we can predict, this will be the
best book ever drawn out of the li-
brary, and with the best service.
TO THE BOARD IN CONTROL OF
STUDENT PUBLICATIONS,
Dear Sirs,
It is with deep regret, that,
after carefully considering the
matter, although it is against my
sincere feeling of obligation, and
although I realize the criticism
which this step will bring for-
ward, I find it necessary to ad-I
dress to your kind attention this
decision.
I know that it is my duty to the
university, to the students, to even
the faculty, and my vast and very
dear public, but factors leading
to my gastly decision are many
and important. I trust that youj
will respect my feelings in the
matter and accept this decision
without protest. It is absolutely
final: I must refuse the manag-
ing editorship of Inlander for
next year.
Sincerely yours,
Timothy Hay.
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CONFESSION NUMBER TWO
I
I also love the men, although
I've never had one here below,
Iehope that when I go to Heaven
That I shall have at least eleven.
II
I envy all the girls that date
I wish that I could stay out late
To go with men, both brave and bold
Out in the night, and in the cold.
III
I've never drunk, I've never smoked
And many nights my soul I've stoked,*
My.tale is through, and now I'll stop,
My life has been an awful flop.
Confession made before me this 26th
day of April, 1926.
Michael.
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(*Not in dictionary-Editor's Note.)
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Niifit Ybot Ris ... .
Sir Toby Tifin.
NOTICEE
The Board in Control of Stu-.
dent Publications will hold its!
meeting for the appointment of
Managing Editor and Business
Manager of the Michiganensian l
on May 1, 1926, and on May 8
will hold its meeting for the ap-
pointment of Managing Editors
and Business Managers of all ?
other student publications. Each j
applicant for a position is re-
quested to file seven copies of his
letter of application at the Board
office in- the Press building five
days prior to the meeting for the

SKILLED REPAIRING

before the public today. It is
not the most powerful, nor the great-
est, but it makes a very fine entertain-
ment.
If as a picture of war as it is, it tries
to discourage war, and is a part of aj
nation campaign for peace it can
scarcely be more successful than Wal-
lace Berry and Raymond Hatton in
their glorious attempt to liven up the
drudgery of their eight hour a day
job of fighting. The close of the sec-
ond act is one of the most powerfu=
arguments against war that has ever
been broached; more powerful than
the windy blatherscite of a senator,
more powerful and effective than a
hundred picketers. But the' rest is
lost in a maze of buffoonery that
cloaks the horror of war in a mantle
of slap stick and lends to it a certain
charm despite its stark realism. One
has a feeling that all soldiers are na-
turally endowed with a gift of divine
sarcasm, and it is rather pleasant to
think that in similar position your
own speech could be as acrid as
theirs. To die with an epigram on
one's lips! It is an appealing death-
on the stage.
There is Captain roustabout, a glor-
ious nobility of character showing.
through the roughness, a tenderness
and compassion that once in a while
hseeps through his brusqueness. There
is the Sergeant, not so noble, nor so
tender, but just as rough. And Char-
'maine. de Cognac, delightful name! a
lady whose conscience is as easy as
her heart is gay. She may not be the
typical "frog" but she is the embodi-
ment of the trench tradition.
AS YOU LIKE IT
Wednesday night will bring a di-
versity of theatrical offerings. At the
Whitney theater Margaret Anglin and
company will present W., Somerset
Maugham's comedy "Caroline." Miss

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last season in Zoe Akin's "Footloose"
and in addition has created the char-
acter of Roxane in "Cyrano de Ber-
gerac." Miss Anglin is one of the
most versatile actresses on the stage
today ,having played in classic Greek
roles, in Shakesperean repertoire, and
in plays of such modern authors as
Henry Arthur Jones and Oscar Wilde.
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At the same time the play produc-
tion classes are giving Louis Beach's
"The Goose Hangs High" 'in Univer-
sity Hall. The play, having a modern
trend and a plot dealing with college,j
or at least the younger generation and
presenting their problems will lend
itself to such a production.wThe di-
rection is by Amy Loomis and Prof.
R. D. T. Hollister.
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In addition to these plays, at 8:15!
o'clock in the Mimes theater Comedy
Club is presenting "You Never Can
-Tell," Shaw's lightest and most far-
cical comedy. "You Never Can Tell"
is a sure-fire play, a cast that could

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