PAGE FOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY .W0,4V £thditgau Dattgj Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Members of Western Conterence Editorial Association. ihe Associated Press is exclusively en- lyer Cohen Carleton Champe Doiglas Doubleday F iigene F. Gutekunst Ajirew Goodman c anes '1. Herald usselIlitt Miles Kimball Marion Kubik Harriett Levy Ellis Merry DorothytMorehouse Margaret Parker Sta nford N. Phelbs imon Rosenbaumn Wilton Simpson Janet Sinclair CourtlandSmith Stanley Steinko Louis Tendler Henry Thurnau David C. Vokes Marion Wells C'assam A. Wilson Thomas C. Winter Marguerite Zilske 0N DRAMA Mm~e BAIL a 11' 1 MU~ThsITi NOTIICE HIGH DIDDLE-DIDDLE Beginning this Saturday the Uni- versity Fire Whistle will be blown at To the Editor: half past twelve every Saturday af- Prayers have been offered times ternoon. This is not to be taken to mean without number for the muzzling of that there will be a fire on regularly the drama and music critic-for our at these times. The University will deliverance from the idiocies perpe- continue to limits its entertainment trated by one Mr. Henderson. I offer of students to the regular lectures in another, I have no hope of its frui- the Natural Science auditorium. tion, but still there is a certain moral " * elevation in urging a lost cause. Onile con.trary, it is to be hoped Whoever was so unfortunate as to that any members of the niversity read the imbecilities jammed in Tues- who feel it necessary to instigate any days Daily relative to the recent di- official conflagrations will take spe- vine performance of the Philadelphia cia pains to avoid these hours, since Symphony in Detroit and also regard- it would be impossible to assure ade- ing the value of "The Student Prince," quate publicity in such a contingency. could hardly refrain from gnashing It is also hoped that students will his teeth in rage and later smiling in take this into consideration and save pure wonderment at such presump- themselves any undue excitement or es tior. With customary near-meaning- other waste of energy which normally less verbosity, Henderson destructive- would accompany this blowing of this ly criticized the world's greatest mu- whistle.a * t wi sical organization and the finest oper- It might also be added that should etta since Gilbert and Sullivan ap- , same whistle be blown at any other peared on the artistic horizon. samewhitle e bownat ay oher Henderson either attempts to gloss hour but that above mentioned on the Hersopeitherattemptd toagposs above mentioned days, it will be tak- over a pitiful ignorance and inappre- en for granted that members of the ciation of higher art with endless University assume it to have the words-words-words-or else, hav- usua connotation. It is practically ing relinquished hope of ever so do- usual contto.I 8patclying legitimately, he essays to make a guaranteed that at any other hour the1splshit he estotmake sounding of the whistle will be ac- y tsplashin s the local aesthetic puddle companied by fire of more or less by uttering such fatuous sentiments spectacular proportions. No admis- as to irritate everyone into affording sion will be charged to these fires, him publicity. His columns treat and it is hoped that as many members 'ment of Louis Graveure's magnificient of the University as possible attend concert is but another example paral-i in order to encourage the work of leling the consummate inanity of his those who are endeavoring to make write-up of the two cases in hand. the event a rsuccess.dNow if Henderson is seeking the t * *ts big splash, I would be so considerate . CREW CAPTAIN CREATES CLOSE as to suggest his placing beneath one 1CO-OPERATION. CRED)ITS COACH'S of the trees beside the diagonal walks CLEAR COURAGE. CALLS a box, his attaching a hempen rope CRIT'CIS3 CRAZ. to one of said tree's overhanging limbs, his fastening of one extremity Baddevane Bas Booze But Believes of that rope into an efficient noose, his Beer Beneficial. Boasts Best Boat , location of said noose about his neck, Believes Boys Beating Bunebll, his drawing the rope taut while stand- Ilarreng, Breaks , iIng erect upon the box, and finally the _ _persuasion (it ought not to be diffi- .Ipiter P. Baddevane, Captain of cult) of someone to kindly kick the, the 1926crew, is highly encouraged box from withunder. Fame would be by the work of his men and has noth- Henderson's and to us would come ing but praise for E. Hamilton Mipp, the salvation of one good nature. the famous Michigan Mentor.I-1. M. M., '27. "1i3pp may make many messy mis- * * * statements," lie said, "but lie works THE STIuIENrS' RECITAL wonders with willing winners." Due to the illness of Barre Hill, the I * * * Students' Recital scheduled for last BAI)1 ROL1O night in the School of Music auditori-I This makes the third time that we um has been postponed to Thursday, have been out on bail in two weeks. March 18. The same program will be We are just being naturally forced in- presented at this time . to a criminal career. The first time * * a little tag was stuck on our car tell- THE DETROIT SYNPHONY ing us to report down at police head- The Detroit Symphony orchestra quarters when we got down there they will present two concerts in Hill audi- said it was just to warn us. But it torium on Monday, March 8, the reg- took us two hours and three finger- ; . _ 12- 1 . ular Choral Union program in the ' - - ei MAIDN" S e' "A Wiser and1 Better 1'lace to IliTy." New Spring Hats Are Ready. Hats Cleaned analt Blocked. FACTORY HA STORF ,317 Packard Street. Phoae 7115.s (Where D. U. I Stops at State St.) M AK E E A 70,E!r' am E 3 Paths on s hoWform ice ald kill all grass roots beieath. Please don't make or use such paths. Oldest National Bank in Michigan NOW GRAHAMS Bridge Sets BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 21214 BUSINESS MANAGER BYRON W. PARKER "WATCH ANN ARBOR GROW" raterties -- Sororities 1706 Cambridge Road Lot 75 x 168, beautiful trees and shrubbery, u rooms, sleeping porch, large front porch and enclosed side porch, four fireplaces, oak floors. Location unsurpassed. Ten minute walk fr re campus. Price $30,000. Terms. Advertising.................Joseph J. Finn Advertising.. ........Frank R. Dentz, Jr. Advertising.......... ..... Win. L. Mullin de -i-sin -........-Thomas D. Olmsted, Jr. r', ' ti'n...............Rudolph Bostelman pcounts. ..................Paul W. Arnold Assistants k eorge H. Annable, Jr.F. A. Norquist . Carl flaner Loleta G. Parker t i. I n 1L.Bobrink I)avid Perrot W,. J. Cox Robert Prentiss i eon A. Daniel W . C. Pusch Nary Flinterm'an Joseph 'I) Ryan lames R. DePuy Stewart Sinclair Stan Gilbert Mance Solomon T., Kenneth Haven Thomas Sunderland W . :. . Weinman rak oede WSmith Prank Mosher Sidney Wilson THURSDAY, MARCH 4, 1926- Night Editor-ROBERT T. DE VORE --- -- - J ThSBIIECTED ENERGY E After a reported ten days spent studying the "liquor situation" on theI amfleus, the student guilds of six Ann Arbor churches have made public a final report, which, although declar- ing that drinking among University students has decreased, claims that there are five places "within a stone's >v of the campus" where liquor can be obtained, and that several stu- dents are working their way through school by bootlegging. Just what has been accomplished by this startling disclosure of conditionsj at Michigan? The Detroit newspapers, as might have been exepected, have seized the story and played it up from a viewpoint that is anything but con- structive, adding another black spot to the University's reputation through- out the =state. "Student opinion"- that somewhat mysterious force that is expected to work wonders, has shown no signs of being especially "aroused." Thus far the report which, to the reader, seems rather superficial and lacking in real infor- mation, has contributed nothing to} the good of the University and much to its harm. If the Ann Arbor churches are in possession of the fact that there are five places near the campus that sell liquor, their course is obvious. The places are breaking a national law, and a letter to the proper authorities, unaccompanied by the furore of pub-1 licity that has been aroused, would accomplish the result that it is hoped the churches are seeking. If the stu- dent investigators know that men are working their way through school by selling "bootleg" liquor, which seems highly improbable, their duty is to see' to it that the sale is stopped at once. "Student opinion"-aroused or other- wise, is not necessary to accomplish this. Various organizations seem deter- mined to keep Michigan in the head-', lines of the papers in the state that! have no ethical standards regarding the matter, regardless of the fact that' conditions here, either good or bad,1 are not improved by the exposure. Publicity on the liquor question is not needed-there has already been far too much in many respects. If the CAMPUS OPINION Anonymous communications will be disregarded. The names of communi- cants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. UNIFORM TEACHING To the Editor: Tuesday's communication to this column by an "old-style" professor seems to have missed a few points, either through failure to understand or ignorance of the Chimes attitude. Especially in regard to the article on "new-style" professors in last Sun- day's issue there seemed to be an antagonistic note which expressed it- self in rather painful sarcasm. Chimes has taken the position of the student mind, and has given it voice quite well on numerous instances as to what that position is in regard to present pedagogical practices. It might be well to note that con-- cerning the professors whose work was conmmented upon, in Chimes that they, are making their subjects both popular enough and ben eficial enough to require no attendance records. In any case, it might also be well to } state that knowledge, whether acquir- ed easily or with great labor is of just the same value, and that the former is to be preferred, in that it is more at- tractive and leaves time for further investigation of the subject. So much for the "absent treatment" method of instruction. As a further point, it is easily seen that the Literary College, in contrast to being a "charm-school" for testing the methods of "new-style" profes- sors, is, at this very time, a "charm- school" in another sense. With the sole necessity of committing to mem- ory facts, and the return of these, tin- allied by thought, on the various ex- aminations, one's talisman only needs be a sound mnemonic faculty; and his grade, A, B. C, etc., will testify as to the efficiency of his memorizing ap- paratus. It may be that there is nothing in- spirational in the contact with a man of accomplishment, perhaps he can offer nothing of and by himself, but if a certain familiarity with the creative efforts of poets of a bygone day is necessary to the budding poet, then the presence here at Michigan of a creative poet in the flesh, with the willingness to help those who wish to i i G We clean Ladie's as well as Men s HATS Bring in your old soiled hat and we will clean it so it will loc . like new. THE Ann Arbry Shop 625 East Liberty Fifteen rooms, lot Co x 132, steam heat, tiled baths (shower). New heating plant and roof in 1922. House accommodates 28; dining room seats 40. Near medical school and University campus. Price, $2i,o-o. Terms. 602 Monroe Street 1000 East Ann Street i r E f ( f i f f i i t I i 3 ! i a 3 , I i 3 i jtt! t S j t ii I I nails to get the little tag oftte windshield so that we could see to drive again. The sweond tine we parked little Rollo in f'ront of the Press building. When Nye came out there was a little yellow tag on the car. At first we thought we had left it in some check room or something, but no, it was an- other call to the Police office. Well when we got down and found out what it was all about, we were told that we had been parking on an ex- tension. When out of mild curiosity" we inquired what an extension was, we were informed with polite scorn, that it was the space between the sidewalk and the street . It occurred to us, at this turn, to point out the fact that unless our memory was playing us wierd tricks, we could, not seem to recall any space between the street and the sidewalk. We- had always noted with surprise the close relationship be- tween the street and the sidewalk.' And of course, while Rollo was pretty small, he certainly couldn't be parked on nothing at all, and if they merely called us down here to pull a lot of Ford jokes--It cost us a dollar. But that was not all. The dollar was merely bail. We were supposed to go to court about it or forfeit the dollar. Well, we never had nerve enough to see the judge. Angi today it happened again. We parked more than an hour in the same place. Evidently they want to keep the traffic force busy. If one parks too long there won't be enough cars in motion to keep the force busy. So again we visited our friends. And again as we write this we are out on bail. Another dollar gone to the city. If this keeps'up we are going to hire somebody to keep driving Rollo around the block while we go in. And then lie will p~robably get; caught for speeding. Sir Toby Tiffin. evening under the direction of Ossip Gabilowitsch including the followingI numbers: Overture to the Opera "Oberon" .Weber Fifth Symphony in C minor, Op. 67..............Beethoven' Allegro con brio Andante con moto Allegro (Scherzo) ; Trio Allegro Prelude and Love Death from "Tristan mnd Isolde".....Wagner Capriccio Espangel, Op. 34 ...... .............. Rimsky-Korsakov Alborada Va'riazioni Alborada Scena e conto gitano Fandango asturiano The orchestra has also been en- gaged to appear in the afternoon of the same day in a. Children's Pro- gram. School children will be ad- mitted to the recital for twenty cents and adults for fifty cents. The num- bers are as follows: March of the Priests fromj Althalia" ...........Mendelssohn ! Overture "Midsummer Night's Dream" ............Mendelssohn Mornin from "Perr Gynt Suite," No. 1 .............. .......Grieg To Spring...................Grieg Largo ...................... Handel Bandinage .................. Herbert' Overture "1812"....... Tschaikovsky THE JUNIOR GIRLS ARE WORKING! HARD TO MAKE BECKY BEHAVE "Becky Behave," the 22nd annual Junior Girls' play, is decidedly a re- vival of the very earliest type of, junior girls' production, a return to the local campus setting. A book- store in the scene of the first act,. and a garden of a fraternity house! the second. 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