PAGE FOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATURDAY, OCT013ER 8. 19"5 a n 1V A i34+i ,[l .r .-AA B; \ - . sa- a THF.MICHCIANDAIL SATRDAY OCTBDR , 1925 Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications.- Members of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news ispatches credited to it or not otherwise edited in this paper and the local news pub- lished therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Post- master General. Subscription by carrier, $3.5o; by mail, $4.00. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 4925; business, 21214.1 EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR GEORGE W. DAVIS Chairman, Editorial Board..Norman R. Thal City -Editor .......... Robert S. 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Phelps Marguerite Zilszke BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 21214 BUSINESS MANA6ER BYRON W. PARKER Advertising..................J. Finn Advertising.... ...T. D. Olmsted, Jr. Advertising.... .....Frank R. Dentz, Jr. Advertisig ...............Wi. L. Muln Circulation................H. L. Newman Publiation............Rudolph Bostelman Accounts.................Paul W. Arnold Assistants Ingred M. Alving Frank E. -Mosher George H. Annable, Jr. Julius C. Pliskow W. Carl Bauer Robert Prentiss John H. Bobrink Wm. C. Pusch George P. Bugbee Franklin J. Rauner Elden W. Butzbach Thomas Sunderland ames R. DePu Wm. H. Wearne Myra Finsterwad Eugene Weiberg Oscar A. Jose, Jr. Wm. . Weinan I. E. Litte SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1925 Night Editor-THOMAS V. KOYKKA Welcome, Michigan State,-for the first time we welcome you under your nw name. This will be our twentieth meeting on the 1ootball field. We expect a hard gane, hard and clean, and we hope that that spirit of sports- manship which has existed in the past between Michigan's two great educationa institutions will always continue. DO WE PASS THE TEST Today Michigan opens another foot- ball season, during the course of which five major institutions of learning 'will send teams to Ferry, field. Each game will bring to Ann Arbor thousands who will support the Maize and Blue, and thousands more whose interests and sympathies will lie with our opponents. These thousands who, on various week-ends, will visit Ann Arbor, many of them for the first time, will come here as guests of th University,. -guests of the student body. This is especially true of those who will come here to support opposing teams. Whenever 40,000 to 50,000 people are gathered in any one place, it is likely that there will be some breach of good manners,-that in the excite-1 ment, some one in the "home" stands will forget that those across the field are his guests. Evidence of this, even in college communities, is given each.year the country over. Even in the East, the so-called cradle of all that is fine and good mannered, "boorishness" is sometimes evident. The step taken by Syracuse univer- sity toward curbing such actions is; therefore much to the point, and might well be copied by other institu- tions. In an effort to further friendly and sportsmanlike relations with their visitors, Syracuse gives to each spectator a printed slip of "hints."1 They read, in part, as follows,: "The teams who come here to play and the officials who conduct our games are the guests of the univer- sity. We owe it to Syracuse and to ourselves to see that they are all treated, at all times and under all circumstances, with the utmost cour- tesy and consideration. In this con-r nection, all the spectators are urgedt to co-operate in seeing that the fol- lowing suggestions are observed: "1. Please refrain from aidress- ing remarks to players, the bench, or the officials. "2. It is inevitable that some de- cisions must be close. You may not agree with the correctness of some of them, but the officials are in a bet- should hold himself responsible. There is only one rule to follow,; that is: "Be a gentleman,"-for such occasions the University is trial;"-by the conduct of itsf dents and supporters will it judged. and on "on stu- be IT'S A SENSIBLE PLAN When applied to specific cases, old adages are sometimes quite contra- dictory. As the two which say "Never put off 'till tomorrow what can be done today" and "Act in haste and repent in leisure." Applied to a given situation, these sayings have opposite meanings; applied to the French ne- gotiations, they express, to an .ap- preciable extent, the conflicting posi- tions adopted by the members of the American debt funding commission. The funding commissions have come to a more or less definite temp- orary decision on the settlement of the French debt. True, this plan must yet receive the approval of the erractic French parliament and of the over-filibustered American senate, but it has' received the approval of the representatives of the two na- tions. And this plan expresses a great reluctance to either "put off 'till tomorrow," or "repent in leis- ure." It is a compromise plan, in fact, it is a compromise on compro- mise plans. When apprised of the proposal, Senator Borah, the bombastic, said, "That is still not a settlement; it is still a makeshift enabling the debtor -in fact inviting him-to reopen the whole affair at his pleasure. A final definite settlement, even at the ex- pense of concessions from the United States, would have been preferable to an accord which is meaningless and merely a stopgap." And, to a certain extent, Mr. Borah is absolutely right. What he says about the plan being merely a "stop- gap" is not denied; Mr. Mellon's offer is admittedly a temporary expedient to prevent the ,rapid accrual of the interest on the debt, and to provide for a comparatively small refunding of the principle. In this way, the actual settlement of the matter will be delayed for five years, but during those years this country will be re- ceiving what was apparently the maximum amount of French repay- ment for the immediate future. And after the expiration of that time, France should have reached a more settled financial state, the Dawes' plan will have either proven or failed to prove its worth,-and the world will be better able to judge the abil- ity of France to pay. It Is seldom advisable "to put off 'till tomorrow," but in this case such action may save the United States from "repenting at leisure." DETROIT TAKES THE LEAD Detroit is making notable strides in its attempt to establish the "airplane capital of the world." Although its latest step-the ordi- nance regulating flying over the city -may at first appear a bit premature, it is indeed a commendable one. It recognizes the coming field of trans- portation. It also recognizes the fact that inasmuch as the air is sure to come into regular commercial use, the federal government will in time make provisions for air traffic. The new ordinance states that in case the federal government does make any such regulations later, the city's or- dinance will automatically become void. But in the meanwhile, the ordi- nance regulates the flyer's altitude. This is a practical rule, for it was not long ago that two aviators were killed there by low-flying. One of the planes crashed into a flag staff on a down- town sky-scraper. The new flying rules aresnot De- troit's only eveidence of activity in the "new sphere." Various contests, such as the reliability tour, are under way. There certainly can be little doubt about Detroit's resources for the new endeavor. A natural step, one would think, would be from automobiles to airplanes. More power to Detroit, the pioneer. Students at Michigan State college are now receiving instruction in the intricacies of the Charleston. Per- haps waning interest causes this dance to be "farmed" out. "Surprise the folks! Make Phi Beta Kappa."-Daily advertisement. And all you need to do is to buy a certain make of fountain pen? Will Texas always be henpecked? Mrs. Edith Williams has announced that she would like to succeed "Ma" Ferguson as governess. "Council Proposes Cheering Section at Foreign Games"-O. O. D. This ought to interest the students of lin- quistics. "Throws Acid Into Face of Ex- Wife"-Free Press headline. He was OTED RLL AS WE WERE SAYING (Being the continuation of the Report of the Sub-Committee on Dating selected at the Spring meeting of the National Pneuma- totherapeutical and Phrenological Society. Copies of yesterday's issue containing the firt install- ment may be purchased at this office at the usual price.) Having, in our previous discourse attempted to make clear to the mem- bers of this society the technical language used by the practicers of dating we are now about to plunge into the main body of the report. But before we do this we feel that it is vital for the proper understand- ing of this report that your commit- tee explain the methods which were found necessary to make such a re- port possible. First of all the average date is practiced by two parties,-the male and the female (or the man and the woman, as they are sometimes called, although Springfoltz finds cases in which they are known as boy and girl. See "The Fundamentals of Pill- Rolling" by Springfoltz, McMillan, 1843.) 4In these cases the man, as we will designate him in this report for the sake of clearness and brevity, is usually the instigator, i. e. it is he he who requests the woman or girl, as we will call her in this report for the sake of clearness and brevity, to accompany him during the course of whatver period of the day or fraction thereof he designates. * * * The girl usually accepts (Bollitz cites several cases in which the girl refused to go, thus not bringing about a date, but he clearly explains that these cases are abnormal and quite rare). Thus bringing about a date. The requests for a date on the part of the man are usually made at some time before the date is to take place, al- though there are usual exceptions, when dates are made on the spur of the moment. These are in many cases the most worthwhile, according to several members of both sides, who were interviewed in this regard. 4 * * * In order to make such a report possible, it seems obvious that we the members of your committee, found it absolutely necessary to partake of these dates ourself in order to get at first hand the material necessary for this report. Each date was care- fully recorded and we believe that the reports are vital to those who are seeking knowledge along this line. We are, therefore, about to give the detailed accounts of some of these re- ports. Of course at the outset, all of the dates had to be of the "Blind" variety, as we had not previously made the acquaintances of any girls. Thus the first few cases which follow will be of the above mentioned vari- ety. * * * AND DRAMA TON I( tr: Barry Conner's "Apple- sauce" in the Whitney theatre al1 8 ',': o'clock. * * * TWO COMPLETE COLLEGE STORES- BOTH ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK '111E OTU IIE II ALIEF A As you probably do not know, it is only due to a private local boycott on music that Paul Whitema n. who is to appear in Orchestra hall, De- troit, Monday evening, is not ,also presenting his orchestra in Ann Ar- bor this fall. After his two hugely successful concerts here there is no reason why he should not pack Hill auditorium the third fine. It is mad dening ... 70'7 N. Vn(ersiIi % AN 4. Phone 212 ~~A9 FAC tO 5 HAis FARCTR i i I I I i LQt A .I' U 01 t 11 AT'-- I Ieryoll e else does! keep it looking FIT. \\ Clean and block lHats and do tlu m [I I CIIT. 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Ile is, in a very large measure, to America what Balieff is to Rus:ia. .A s rious a tist antd a terrie t a shutas t i' of the stage, in act nal performanec Ih assumes all the elaborate noneh- lance of the little Armenian at lis best. Ile does not hurles o his cow. bell music, however, and like a. ruth- less maitre d'ecole he put,1 it irough every gruelling fil lip kovn to he most rigidly classical orelstry. Outwardly there is nothi g aboutI his organization to i tei ( ober rime or rhythm, but if you lo 'X close- ly you can see every play:,er's body subtly swaying to that unmoral syn- copa(timon, !and Mr. Whlitcemns ti left leg gluivering like ji lo to the dry-driuk magc, the ngroid rack& of his rag-time blues. * * * "TI!E .P'O II N " A review, by Frederick Ziv. All too often we hear the mournful apologies o unappreciated playnm(rs. belying their failures because the roles had no opportunites in them Ali, if only the learGC would give them a real part! But for once such pathetic cxplanat ions are inpossible 'LEASE DON'T M PATHS c .RO Phones 4551 and 4552 Office, Cornwell Block m lk® I I MMNMP CASE I -if, indeed, there is alny nteed for Patient: Miss Fifi Gilch. them--because "The Poor Nut," now History: Miss Gilch or "Fifl," as in its sixth month on Broadway, is she prefers to be called, told us that the combined efforts of Nngent senior, she was 22 years old in her stocking and his talented son Elliott, whose feet, and was six feet three inches in spectacled personality is the Foor height. She gave her weight as 76. Nut himself. We met Fifi in a Polish class. She Imagine a seventeen collar on a spoke Polish fluently, she said, but fourteen neck, narrow trousers, a her father was a plumber and wanted high pinchback coat, and a studious her to take 'ipes. She seemed quite appearance--in a college town. It's pleased, and nearly . broke up the impossible, s0 they call hilm the Poor meeting of the class when we asked Nut. Imagine a fellow with sorinter's her for a date,' to use the technical legs, in the midst of the usual rah- terms. When asked what she rah spirit, devoting his life to the preferred to do that " evening, she study of algae, and there you have made some reference to her neck or the Poor Nut. throat, so, believing her to be in pain, But Margory adores his admirable we thought it best to attend a movie. determination in dedicating hinself (We learned our mistake later.) to the algae (she doesn't know that During the presentation of the the scum on stagnanitpools is no cinema, Fifi showed a decided prefer- more or less than algae); and .1ulia ence for the lower forms of comedy. just loves him because she hates She particularly seemed to enjoy "Spike" Hoyt (for the moment, you scenes in which persons of great understand), and Julia can seo big weight were seen to fall down landing things. She can get himt a job in a on various parts of their persons. At broker's office where he will make one point, when a very small gentle- money, and not become just an in- man received a pie full in the face, dersa laried instrucI or, interesteud and seemed quite annoyed by the only in scum. event, we thought that we would have But the Poor iNit wijs the big mact to remove Fifi from the theatre to the for Ohio, (it seems inmpossible), for Psychopathip ward. However, she the glory of dear O. S. 1. and that calmed down sufficiently, later to per- sort of thing. Of course they all mit us to guide her from the auditori- knew he could do it, or didn't they? um. On the way home she discussed And he was so brital, just think of it, the picture. She referred to it in he spiked "Spike" Hoyt: Julia just such glowing terms as "Elegant,". loves him. "Grand," and "Swell" and on my bid- But. of course, he marries the right ding her good night she thanked me, girl; he doesn't want to be like col- and referred to the evening in the lege boys; lie doesn't want to he al same terms. In fact she seferred to bond salesman and make money like practically everything she or we men- everyone else; he'd rather just st'do tioned in these terms. algae, the poor nut. The next case which we would like * * to cite is a much more complex one as it involves the additional elementsIAN71"THE TFLIP" of the Sorority and the League. As a point of toIaieal interest We feel that the details of this case "I L'Irelandesa Rosa dell' Abie," now a are perhaps too delicate in their na- in its fourth year in New York and ture to be brought before this society its twenty-second week iin Dietrmi as a body, but we will be glad to give opened last evening i1 Boston to I s ' I ., i , i , !! 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