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of population in the United States willl ' ff,'
take care of any crop surplus and the 13j
trouble will no longer exist. 3OL
THE GAME'S THE T HING I
Andy Smith, the late California SPGROSSL
football coach, wrote a magazine art-
icle, as yet unpublished, shortly be- "Benny, Hominy timez must I vaste
fore he died. Therein Mr. Smith em- my lunks yellink so you ketup?"
phasized: "Winning is not the thing "Ow awrite chimmy," yelt Benny
in football, the game's the thing." vrom hees be.tt, "I'm dem nere ole
The idea that too much emphasis is dresst now"
placed on winning in all American Zoon chem Benny in de rume en
sports is no new one, but it is quite sett down to breckfest.
beyond doubt a true one. Where the "Vatt's dis S. C. A. bizniss ena-
idea started that one must win to how?" esks Chimmy
have the game a success is not known. "Oh, dots de Sunday supplement
Perhaps it descended, or rather vrom de Daily" chem beck Benny
ascended, from the professional teams "Vy must chew olvays be zo stoo-
of all kinds. But it remains that the pid," sez Chimmy "dat en de supple-
idea is existant. ment vrom de Daily, dey coll dat
Nor do colleges as a rule attempt to i Mimes"
dispel this idea. It was recently shown "Oh, yell eef you olvays know zo
through statistics given out at Centre mutch, Vy esk me?" snepped Benny
college that in the last seven years who vas by dis time fumink med.
its enrollment has described an are, ' Followink dis dere woss an lonk zil-
so to speak, rising in proportion to ence vile boat bouys et en drenck der
the increasing number of games won mornink meel. Et lest beceme Chim-
the previous year, and falling under my nervus en he sez in a sa'rcasticall
the opposite circumstances.A So with like ton-
many schools, especially some small "Dees cunversaton is zo interestink
colleges, it means their very life to -nitt! Vy dun't chew use ye moutt
turn out winning teams. I fer zomethink pesides to pooch fud in,
The stand taken at Harvard is ad- eh ?
mirable. Although this school was "Vel for vy shood I myself ennoy
beaten quite regularly in football in mit chew-early in de mornink ol-
1925, it has taken no definite action to reddy you you try ta statt zomethink"
prevent a recurrence in 1926, and ad- replies Benny witout luking up etall.
mits that it doesn't care whether it But zoon chem time fer dees dwo
wins or loses. Perhaps here is one keeds fer ta ettend, clesses zo uff dey
school which believes, as Andy Smith vent harm een harm es eff notink hed
believed, that "the game's the thing," heppent betveen dem. Dee fust cless
and will offer itself as a butt for the vuss een metemeticks, en dee perfes-
sport writers' wit in an attempt to sers sezs to de Chimmy-
gain other converts. ."Vell, Mister Chimmy vatt ees da
Surely it would not be advisable for lezons ov dis mornink?"
any varsity team to enter competition "Vell, vell, zes our heero who hed
without the purpose of winning if it binn et de Metch de nite beefor een-
finds it possible, and it is quite plain sted ov stutyink hess mett. En det
that none do. This is attested in al- vass oil he cood zay es he didn't helf
most every athletic combat. At least, efen yet a remoddest idea frum vat de
one husky Ohio State gridder was lezon vas. Jest den Benny, who vent
seen to make his way to the field alzo to de Metch en deedn't know hees
house last fall with the tears stream- lezon eeder, but vuss enahow zore et
ing down his face. When an Iowa his rumeet leffed out loudt. But zo
basketball player was taken from the loud vuss det leff let dee prof herd
floor in the game Monday night, he et en sez to Benny
buried his head in his sweater lest the "Veil Benny ees you oloffazuddin zo
rooters see his tears, brought on by brillient det you know zo mutch you
this same earnest desire to win. ken leff et dis gentleman?"
But the deep mourning, carried on Dis wuss Chimmy hees chenze te
long after the game is ended, should leff-en meybe he deedn't.
have no place. It is possible to have "I vussn't leffink et det men," sez
every game a victory, though not al- Benny, "I wuss leffink unly cuss kloss
ways to defeat the other team. Andy itch mi."


TONIGHT: The recital on the Col-
or Organ the Clallux, by Mr. Thomas
Tihfred in Hill auditorinm at S:15
o'clock.
"GREAT CATHERINE"
A review, by Karl Zeisler.
To the Editor of the London Gazette:
Estimable Sir:
May I request the Privilege of your
Columnins to express my Apprciation of
that Charming burlesque, Great Cath-
erine, as it was Performedl last Even-
ing by the Comedy Club, on the
boards of the Mimes Theatre?nt
No one of the noteworthy Audience
that applauded from pit and Box alike
would deny that they were Delight-4
fully entertained by Mr. Shaw's play,
although as an English Gentlemen
with Some pretentions to the Senti-
ment of patriotisn, I must Voice my
disapproval of the vile Aspersions
cast upon'the Character of an English
Officer by making him seem a despi-
cable Prig in contrast to the Boorish
and profligate, but withal robustly
Likable Russians.
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1926
Night Editor-LEONARD C. HALL
THE SURPLUS
The political rebellion of the mid-
dle-western farmers, which has been
forming for the past few weeks, has
reached unforseen proportions. It
threatens to occupy the center of the
political stage for some months. The
trouble is centered around the ques-
tion of the disposal of the surplus
crops raised by the farmers. On cer-
tain crops there 'remains a surplus
after the domestic market has been
supplied. Obviously the logical thing
to do is to export, thus supplying the
foreign market. However, the for-
eign "market price is lower than the
domestic price. Who is to stand the
loss?
Some weeks aigo President Coolidge
spoke in Chicago before the American
Farm Bureau federation. The ad-
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Smnith further said, "The football
player who allows himself to experi-
ence a defeat without being able to
gain thereby, will find himself playing
a losing game in life."
CLAVILUX
Tonight in Hill auditorium will be
presented the Clavilux, the color or-
gan invented by the Danish-American
artist, Thomas Wilfred. This instru-
ment, as almost everyone now knows,
plays a silent music of color in some-
what the same way that the ordinary
organ plays auditory music. Although
several similar color organs had
reached some stage of development,
Mr. Wilfred constructed the first one
arriving at any degree of perfection.'
Already the Clavilux has been used
in connection with a - symphony or-j
chestra and a dramatic production in
New York. Although it is far beyond
the experimental stage, the actual
possibilities of the instrument remain
to be seen. As Mr. Wilfred has stated,1
one cannot expect a perfected color
1 organ to be developed in a short time.
He has not published his scores so

"Oh," sezde en eyoInsk i w C u especiaiW.LLiy ueiLea~,
Oh, sez de teecher en mey I esk ndeeddi the Entire Audience,
eef you olveys year close det eetch?" with both the Speaking and Acting of
"No," sez Benny who vuss enavay Mr. Robert Henderson, Gent, in the
kina vresh meet his soupiryores" I part of the dissipated and unkempt
unly year dem een dis cless, zo I ken Prime Minister Patiomkin. Never,
keep aveke" Mr. Editor, outside of the Boarshead
Vel det wuss eenuff fur det prefes- Tavern have I been priviliged to see
ser en Bee sez tue Benny a Bounder so amusingly and Passion-;
VeI, mesti; o lnk ou indeetately Intoxica ted---indeed I assure
Veil, meester, so honk you find eet you it was a pleasure not often to be
so hatt tue keel) aveke een heer, I Encountered in a night at the Theatre.
von't trupple you tue cum enamaw. I feel, Sir, that I am only mildly ex-
Next time you ken stey humm en allzo pressing the Universal Sentiment of'
you ken gett en E en de cause. You the Audience as well as myself when
needent batter efen tu stey now eny I proclaim the acting of Mistress Amy
lunker" Loomis to be as Fine as any ever seen
on the London or Provincial Stage-_
Zo op gets Benny en leefs de rume,
en den Chimmy who vuss reely a nay it would be mere presumption on
sveet en kin hearted by, felt sed for my part to attempt a Eulogism to
svee enkinheated y, eltsedforsuch divine flaying of a most diffi-
vatt hed heppent, en zo he vated un- cult Female part.
teel efter de clesses, en den vent to In company with a Great many
speek too de prof. Others, I must confess that I Blushed
* * * for Shame when that Gallant English
(Vill Benny gett beck, een meteme- officer, the Captain Edstaston (Ably
ticks? reed de neckst isshooe) played by that popular wit and Play-;
* * s wright, Mr. Valentine Davies. of New
FiYork City) was subjected to the In-
For the above we wish to apologize decorous and unladyike insults of the !
to Milt Gross, Quidnunkis Jr. en, we great Empress of the Russians-the
mean and, Bismarck for the Mimes sight of a Britisher bound and Lying
idea. Also Jernewsy for getting us in the Dust before a Foreign Monarch,
started.-( and a Female at that was more than
**"Sufficient to make a Citizen's blood
What came as a great shock to us, Boil with Rage.
was the fact that the S. C. A. not In Unpatriotic, but nevertheless
only placed a radio set in the Health clever Opposition to the character of
Service, but listed that as a service to the English Soldiery, theRussian,
the campus and acted quite proud of Sergeant was made to seem, sonic-
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President, provided for cooperative
marketing associations and special
aid in the department of agriculture.
The President strenuously opposed
price-fixing of any kind and expressed
his belief that such measures would
in no way remedy the situation. Since
that time the mid-west group has ex-
pressed itself as in favor of some sort
of price-fixing to protect themselves
against any loss on their unmarket-
able surplus. Those who favor price-
fixing can be divided into two groups:
those who want the government to
stand the loss, and those who wish
the loss to be apportioned to members
of the cooperative marketing associa-
tions. At the present time, as a result
of the political rebellion, Secretary
Jardine is willing to make further
concessions top the agriculturists..
Probably some practical scheme will
be arrived at which will satisfy the
majority of the mid-western farmers,
as apparently only a radical minority
expect the government to stand the

that only the most efficient and ade-
quate "scale" can be evolved for com-
posers in the new art of color. We
-hope Mr. Wilfred will continue his
work in the new medium, for the
1 pleasure and benefit of those who en-
joy beauty.

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it. One cannot even find peace in the laudably frank and engaging ,al- I(
hospital anymore. though this was somewhat Counter- '
* * * balanced in Mr. Shaw's lines by his
EDITORIAL COMMENT Can Rollo Tie this One? craven Longing for bribes, and it
Smitty tells me that his grandfather would be well to Mention that one
r in Ohio has a farm house on a hill. Thomas Denton, Gent. most admirably
REAL PIRATES! One night it snowed so hard that the fulfilled this Part.
(The New York World) whole valley below the house was In Closing, Sir, I wish to be set
Consider the case of the British- filled up, and the next morning Smit- lown as heartily Pleased by the
owned steamer Tungchow, operated on ty's grandfather had a hard job to get Stge ting, which were einently
the Chinese coast. She was recently out to the barn. When he did get in Keeping with the excellence of the
captured by pirates, held by them four there, he found that the barn door Players and the Play with the Ex-
days, during which she was steered had blown open, and his horse was ceptions I have Mentioned.
into their lair, looted of her cargo and gone. So the old man went back in * * *
finally released to run'grumbling into the house, wondering if the critter TONIGHT
Hongkong. would return, or if he would find him Of Thomas Wilfred's appearance
Young readers of adventure stories in the spring, and sell him to the glue with the Philadelphia Symphony or-
who will be glad to hear that genuine factory. But sure enough, the horse chestra in New York, Lawrence Gil-
pirates still exist will note a variation came back. But when he came back 1 man, music critic for the New York
in method. The China-coast pirates he was limping. Smitty's grandfather Herald Tribune, as well as the ablestf
do not overhaul their prey in swifter saw that the beast had run a long reviewer this side of The American
I vessels and climb aboard with cut- sharp piece of steel into his hoof, and Mercury, writes as follows:
lasses in their teeth. Lateen-sailed as he pried it out, he wondered where " . . . And then, upon a huge dim
junks cannot catch steamers. So the on earth the nag could have picked up screen, Mr. Wilfred began to evoke
would-be pirates hide their weapons such a thing. his magical phatasmagoria of moving,
and buy steerage tickets, one by one. Months later, when the snow melt- colored shapes, dissolving, intertwin-
At an agreed sign or time they at- ed, Smitty's grandfather drove six ing, slowly waving-iridescent, vapor-
tempt to take the ship by surprise, miles to town, and found the people ous forms, rhythmically ascending
overpowering the watch at night. wondering who in thunder had knock- and descending with a strange and
Ships in the China coasting trade ed the point off the church steeple. glamorous fluidity. As Scheherazade
are aware of these taking ways. Their The Deacon's Cousin. spun her tale of the sea and Sinbad's
Captains use precautions, fastening * * * ship you saw upon the screen fantas- I
the swarms of steerage passengers No Rollo has picked up lots of tic images that never quite defined
below decks and providing arms for things on his tires, but never Church themselves-shells and curling veils
white passengers as well as the crew. steeples. At least, not yet.... nd slowly waving disks; crystal'
ThA 'T'im.o w nir i,rntost, know. all; Sir oTfi n. 3howtls..t t i ls ii1~of' come ts. _ £It

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It would appear that the price-fix-
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the difficulties of the situation. For.
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