PAEFOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATTRDAY, JANUARY 9, 1926 WIN ,,. Published every morning except Monday - luri g the Universit year by the Board in Control of Student publications. Members of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en. itled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news pub- Eished therein. Entered at the postoffi ce at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Post- anaster General. Subscription by carrier, .5o; by miail, $4.00. M Offices- Ann Arbor Press Building, May- Phones: Editorial, 4925; business, 2214". JEDITORL STAI Telephone 4926 MANAGING EDITOR GEORGE W. DAVIS Chairman, Editorial Board. .Noran R. Thal C:y Editor. ......Robert S. Mansfield News Editor....... .. Manning Housewortb Women's Editor ........... Helen S. 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PATTERSON STATION B-O-R-A-H AGAIN The nation's last three presidents,. her leading statesmen and politicians, all are wrong. They were almost unanimous in their support of United States entrance into the World court; Senator Borah, dear old space-fiilling a3orah, is opposed to such a move. The nation's leaders must be wrong, Borah alone can be right. THE ARMY.NAVY GAME IS A I'/ Chicago's boundless enthusiasm Mom" and militant "I will" spirit seems GREATER CATHERINE to have almost succeded in forc- Not only is a Better Michigan a ing the army and navy authorities Better Michigan, but it Is also a to consent to the playing of the greater Michigan, according to the 1926 Army-Navy football game at latest statements by the S. C. A. We Soldiers' field, Chicag, on the Sat- sometimes wonder whether these ex- urday after Thanksgiving. The only travagant statements get them any known reason for the move is Chi- money. cago's sudden and fervent desire to * * * witness the service gridiron contest,' Someone started to tell us a rail- backed by the ridiculous argument road joke the other day and then that since the middle West helps to something happened so it was never support the two academies, it has a finished. We do hope who ever it right to see their football teams in was will tell it to us and that any action. other of our readers who know any Chicago should have planned for will let us know at once. We under- the handling of such a game years stand that the Ann Arbor line has ago, if it is so necessary that the mid- been purchased by. the Wabash or shipmen and the cadet corps travel something like that. We hope they hundreds of miles westward for the don't change the name or anything. game. Soldieds' field, so proudly re- s . . ferred to by Representatives Britton The *imes vaudeville tournament and Madden of Illinois as the ideal which has been hotly contested for spot for the game, will not be fit for the past few nights over at their new- any kind of a football game at the ly painted theatre, was well worth at- end of next November, much less one tending, if for no other reason than of the importance of the Army-Navy that it was an almost unbelievable tilt. The playing field is hardly above example of the naive nerve of certain the level of Lake Michigan and is al- local students. Some of the acts were ways damp; with a little rain, it be- good, notably, Chuck Woolcott's or- comes a swamp. The icy wind that chestra, the ventriloquist, and per- sweeps over the stadium from the haps one or two others we've forgot- lake is not conducive to the playing ten. But if anyone ever desired to see of good football by the teams or en- an example of colossal nerve we point joyment by the spectators. The park- with pride ito the two-man team that ing spaces and methods of reaching did the song and piano act. the playing field are woefully inade- T quat forthehandingof lrge The songster of the team had no quate for the handling of large voice at all, at all, but had captured the real old vaudeville manner, which If these objections were not enough he demonstrated by adding "Now" to make Soldiers' field a hopeless con- before every line of the verse and in- sideration as a football gridiron in terposing a "Hey-Hey" between every late November, there is the added fact third word in each chorus. In this that the stadium was not constructed wise he proceeded to shout the words for football. Chicago plans to sell of the songs which he had chosen to 100,000 tickets to the game-about ... Stinterpret, without any particular re- 40,000 of which are far worse than gard for rythm and none for melody. any seats at Ferry field. The stadium He also added to the supreme effec- extends far beyond the gridiron, north tiveness by snapping his finger care- and south along the lake front, and less from time to time in rythm with occupants of these seats might just as the piano, which we are forced touas- well stay at home as far as being able suine was playing, althugh it could to distinguish the players or the de- not be heard above the super-sten- tails of the plays goes . As 60,000 torian tones of this ideal of the deaf. seats are to be sold in the East and When one of these eruptions of the 40,000 in the West, it is evident that voice as it were, were completed our a great many enthusiasts would make trip est nly t be adlyherop would bow deeply and walk off the trip West only to be sadly disap- the stage with all the swagger of- pointed when the game opened. 'well, no one but an imitator of the Chicago has its share of football- great art of the two-a-day could have the University of Chicago and North- such a swagger, amid the wild plaud- western make it a point, for financial its of the aroused audience. The audi- reasons, to see that the city has a ence of which we had the honor to be game every Saturday during the fall, a member, was most assuredly arous- and two energetic professional teams ed by the volume of sound projected add to the football din. There is little from this lone throat-and being need to subject the two service aroused but not quite indignant academies to the rigors of a trip West enough to hiss or laugh-did what all in order to allow a few Chicogans to audiences do at similar performances huddle beneath the pillars of Soldiers' -it applauded violently. At which field and watch another 22 men play the artists would return and bow and football. bow and shout and shout-Oh, if you The rest of the country may well didn't go you sure missed something. pause and watch in rapt admiration * * * as Chicago proceeds to get what it SUPPRESSED DESIRES wants; the "I will" motto has many I loyal sons, and the eastern authorities I'd like to write an Inlander, must be somewhat dazed at the I think it would be fun rapidity with which the Chicago cam- To turn a few ideas loose paign has reached its climax. But the And watch the beggars run. fact remains-Annapolis and West II Point are eastern institutions and To sit in solemn conference they should meet on an eastern grid- Beside a pleasant fire iron. And throw in rotten poems Is the height of my desire. III EDITORIAL COMMENT With due specific gravity I'd tell the shivering scribes: "Your motif is too massif IT IS TO LAUGII For the medium it describes." IV (The Springfield Union) IV A bit of "copy" sent out by the Na- If they should venture to protest tional Laugh Month Committee sol- And pleading voices lift; emnly declares: "The question sould I could not show them how it's done, mnydecA s:T usnsu God knows it is a gift. notL 'e.wny is iuu-- -^^ui- "rd ^ DRAMA THE SPOTLIGHT VAUDEVILLE A review, by Leonard Hall. According to a recognized classifi- cation, the art of the stage is confined to legitimate drama and the more effete dances, with burlesque, the near-art lagging in the rear, while vaudeville is billed witn te movies. The boisterous gaiety of the four-a- day is for those people wno go to a "show," and as shows go the Mime's Spotlight Vaudeville of last night was eminently satisfying. All the familiar standbys of the varieties were there, the ventriloquist and his versatile doll, the jazz orchestra, the soft shoe shufflers, the song and dance man,- all were in evidence except for the hardboiled wisecracker. The Goldman cousins, Bernard, '27, and Bernard, '29, performing enthusi- astically, on the piano, and vocally, took the first prize, a silver loving cup on the vote of the audiences of the + two performances. F. Ford Schott, the ventriloquist and Joe the doll, ran second. Donegal and Sstock, late of "Tambourine" stepped through a series of eccentric dances and took the house with an ecstatic Charleston. "DANCIN G MOTHERS" A review, by Edward Heyman. Another play of the younger, yeasty generation. Our poor sons and daugh- ters of today have been preached at, ragged and damned unmercifully.j And Edgar Selwyn has written the most sermon-wise thesis of all. As soon as the curtain rises one knows what to expect; the blase, sophisti- cated daughter who smokes gold tip- ped cigarettes andf sips a few golden cocktails; the doting father who finds Philadelphia business trips a nice ex- cuse for spending the week-end in New York; the hagard mother who despairs of family conditions and de- ides to step out herself; and finally the man about town, the great lover, whose bachelor apartments remind one of the women's smoking room in a theatre. Of course both daughter and mother fall victim to the charm of this supper Don Juan and are dis- covered in his apartments by father, who incidentally is supposed to be in Philadelphia. It is all very trite and absurd; only the ending saves it from utter hoplessness. The final curtain falls on an unhappy situ&tion-which deserves a loud bravo, for American audiences are very sensitive about realistic endings. "Dancing Mothers" as a play is very poor; as entertainment fair. The lines are theatrical but effective, and Mary Young does wonders in the impossible role of the mother. She is a convinc- ing actress and deserves better parts. Dorothy Burgess as the daughter drinks, smokes and swears only as a stage flapper would do. Once or twice she shows signs of better things, and William P. Carleton is satisfactory as the husband. John Halliday might have been equally as good in that part, only he was cast as the heart breaking bachelor. He seems a bit out of place there. The play is bound to be popular. Mr. Selwyn knows how to please our modern audiences, but then it has been said that they are very easily pleased. WWE MAKE v7 MAKE'''SELL) MAN N'S c E "A Wiser and Better Vlacey to Buy."I Watch for Our New Spring Line. Hats Cleaned and Blocked. FACTORY HAT' STORE3 617 Packard Street. Phone 7415. (Where D. U. I. 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STATE I1I I1 WAHRIS.SHOE STORE DOWNTOWN 108 SOUTH MAIN FA r --- - U Read The Daily "Classified Columns President's Wilson, Harding, Cool- idge, former Secretary of State Hughes, the republican and demo- cratic leaders, the majority of the senate, the people of the country-on the one hand; Senator. Borah,'a group' of senators who see publicity possi- bilities in being oppositional, and a great mid-western advertising medi- urm-on the ether. Legislative opposition indicates a healthy political state-when that op- position is of a sane, constructive na- ture. Opposition for antagonistic or opportunistic reasons is hardly bene- licial, especially in a body of the type and nature of the United States sen- ate. Perhaps the opposition to American participation is not such, perhaps it is d i .. l A ~n r of .v- * , I ..,7.-,, ,d" With 1,.ll 1Aim htrmiilitu jone based upon sunaprincipe p s L :W nO ,y .LWu , LL US. --.,, enment and foreign relations, but if begs to dissent. The. question should such a basis exists, the public has be, and is, why is laugh month? In af been kept ignorant of the fact. Up to few words, the proposition is to make this point, the efforts to block our this month, January, national laugh entrance into the Court have been al- month. We have seen the establish- most like a ,game. Borah started off ment of all sorts of "days" and weeks. and organized an opposition. When it This is merely an amplification of the appeared as though nothing could same idea. stop the acceptance of the measure The plan is for everyone to vouch- by the senate, Borah began to pave safe snickers, giggles, smiles, chuc- the way for a hasty retreat. Then kles, gurgles, grins and roars, peals came the break that the opposition and shouts of laughter in great abun- l-ad hoped for, the two major parties dance during this month . It is a pret- disagreed as the possible conse-F ty sad plan. It makes one want to quences of participation in the Court. cry. What, have we of this age sor Not an unusual thing for the two par- standardized ourselves that' now we ties to disagree, and not a particularly must laugh in stated periods and at important point over which they de- somebody's official promptings. Must bated, but Borah and his followers the extent of our mirth be dictated by lost no time in taking full and com- ! the time of the year? Mast we whinny plete advantage of it. And now the our foolish heads off merely because nation is faced with the possibility of this is the official month for whinny- a filibuster of indefinite length,-with ing? It is worse than a pretty sad the new tax bill waiting all the while. plan. It is something terrible. If Senator Borah has anything more We think a much better plan would than a "Fourth of July-ish" belief be, to forget all about national laugh in nationalism to support his cam- month, would be to go along quite as paign against United States entrance usual this month, being as friendly, as into the Court, now is the time to tell amiable and as cheerful as possible, 1h, conuntrv about it.TBnt with mmn- mwn} a h+ o rn mwn unr c- nut+ -POTLATCII. It would seem to all appearances as if the natives of this great metropo- lis had each and every one of them vowed as their New-Year's resolu- tions never to communicate with this department again. If this is so they are certainly living up to it unusually well. AN APOLOGY Gaylord seems to have been quite incensed by our quoting him recently. He visited us today and staged a veri-! table riot of wind and fury. He dis- claims all credit for making the re- mark, and further states that he knows nothingaboutshair-cuts and rarely uses them himself. We hereby wish to apologize for this terrific blunder of ours. I should stand. "As' Gaylord says, just a few more tirades, and the semester will be over." * * * IIOLLO Rollo has found a new game. It is not a pleasant game. It consists of finding all the nails in any street and Solinnw fh +Am inhi lf nnafie THE CLAVILUX The program for Thomas Wilfred's recital Thursday evening, January 14, in Hill auditorium on his color or- gan, the Clavilux, has just been re- ceived by the local committee, and in- eludes the following numbers: Introduction by Mr. Wilfred. a. Second Movement from Luccata Opus 21. (Slowly ascending) b. Op. 46. Vision Fantastique. c. Op. 49. Pastel. Study in spheres and spirals. d. Op. 38. Study in Complex mo- tion. Primary: single form ievolvin, through double elliptical orzbit. Sec- ondary: rising and expanding. Intermission e. Op. 31. Through an Enchanted Forest.I' f. Improvisation. g. Intermiezzo. Double form swing- ing, rising, advancing. Accompani- ment: Single form opening, closing.I h. Op. 47. Visual Prelude to al Modern Drama. i. Motive of Sheherazade (from a1 visual setting for Rimsky-Korsakoff'sI music). j. Op. 52. Solo: multiple form turning. Accompaniment: triple form developing from single and double. * * * THE GLEE CLUB The Michigan Glee club, under the direction of Theodore Harrison, will give its second out-of-town concert of the season Tuesday evening, January I 12, in the Pease auditorium, Ypsilanti, under the auspices of the Pen-Hel- lenic association of the Michigan State Normal college. The program G-E Motorized Power-- an ideal combination of electric motor and con.. trol properly fitted to the individual task-is at work the world-over; relieving workers more and more for better and more profitable pursuits. A new series of G-L ad- vertisements showing what electricity is doing in many fields will be sent on request. Ask for Booklet GE K-i. Ten or twelve hours a day toils the coolie. 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