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THE MICHIGAN DAILY
SUNDAY,. se ThMER 27, 1925
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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1925
Nig ht Editor-WILLARD B. CROSBY
they have confidence enough in the
scheme to invest their capital therein,
there are good grounds for feeling
reasonably certain that the plan will
be a success. Perhaps it will not
relieve the entire national situation,
-that is almost too much to ask of
it,-but in all probability it will have
a beneficial effect in many middle
western states.
If this new market has that effect,
it will have pointed the way to the
permanent solution of the old farm
problem of better markets, and will
have gone a long way toward taking
that problem out of politics.
JUDGE LYLE'S "CUI1E7
Judge John Ii. Lyle of the Chicag
police court is leading a sensational,
but rather futile, attempt to stem the
crime wave that has been so evident
in Chicago and its environs in recent
months. By the simple exepedienc
of placing the bail at such exhorbi-
tant figures that the likelihood of re-
leasing criminals on bond is reduced
to practically nothing, Judge Lyle
expects to keep them in jail, and, as
a result, to gain another sector in the
battle with organized crime.
Even without considering the legal-
ity of such a proceeding, which seems
to be extremely doubtful, the good
to hIe d rived from it seems rather
I ;sigmitcat. It is reminiscent of the
fivrwr iwho expected to keep the bull
in the field by building a fence. on
one side. Three avenues of escapit
were still left unguarded. What profit
is there in keeping a prisoner in jail
for a few months, at the city's ex
pense, if he is promptly freed when
the case is brought to trial? What is
needed in Chicago, as well as in most,
other sections of the country, is a
more sweeping reform, the abolish-
ment of sentimental leniency toward
guilty parties, and the establishment
of justice that is just as well as
rapid.
Judge Lyle's "cure" is, no doubt,
an effort to advance in the right di-'
rection,-but its disadvantages are
too numerous. The state has no
right to place the bail of a innocent
man at impossible figures and thus
force him to remain in jail until the
ponderous and slow machine of jus-
tice rolls around to his case. And the
real wrong-doer profitably spends his
vacation at the expense of the city
deciding what lawyers, "fixers," and
witnesses will be necessary to insure
his release at the date set, if not
planning other crimes.i
The treatment of the suspected
criminal Is one of the difficult prob-
lems of present day civilization, and
it needs a deeper and more vital
change than that put into practice by
Judge Lyle before a rapid, accurate,
and final dispensation of justice will
have been made possible.
CAMPUS OPINION
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WILL CHICAGO'S PLAN WORK
Tax reduction, railroad consolida'
tion, and the solution of the agrarian
problem were announced several
months ago as the definite objectives
of t'he administration for the coming
year. President Coolidge, in choos-
ing his program, chose one t:lt i. 7
competent to handle. one based !i-
most entirely ,upon busiuess :"7.i-
ples. A huge tax reduction is now a
(etiifty, the exact ,,moiint is all
a ho ,o uhus lo be sri ied; the rai-
road'; Ii m v have already start-
ed the w- e if .1 nsolidation, which
i s the I r:%ident esired it > be;
and o aFruitless earch,
!,er bcn placed before the na
eecutive a pian that may
solve u.most trouble.ome of these
three p lne : of the farmer.
Practically evary expert wio has
made a study of, the agrarian problem
has recommended better markets for
the farmer. The word "market" is
used tin several different connections,
but to most people it still means a
place to which the farmers may bring
their produce and sell it to the pub-
lic.
A group of progressive financiers in
Chicago have taken the latter as their
definition of the word, and have start-
ed out to solve the American farmj
problem by giving the farmer what
the experts say he must have, a bet-
ter market. And this market will be,
on a larger scale, the old town mar-
ket.
At first glance, such a plan as a
remedy for a national problem does
not seem feasible, bsut the plan car-
ries more weight when the Chi-
cagoans explain that their city has
become the greatest furniture mart,
the greatest grain mart, the greatest
butter and egg mart, the greatest
farm machinery mart, the second
greatest cotton mart, and is reaching
out to displace Boston as the leading
wool mart, through the use of similar
markets. If the plan was successful
in these fields, most of which bearI
some direct relation to the farm,
there is a reasonable reason to be-
lieve that it can and will be success-
ful when applied to agriculture gen-
erally.
Sponsors of the plan expect to start
word ou the building of this agri-
cultural mart next month. They plan
to have "seventy-five acres of floor
space," "a place where the farmers
can buy and sell every day in the
year, everything they produce and
E~nclosed herewith please find one
copy of the Chimes, which theratens
to be our greatest competitor. The
advertising matter is excellent this
week.
Since our orgy into University af-
fairs, much mail has reached us. We
must be only a few letters behind
Fielding H. Yost now. Even a tele-
gram: -
ZXV2 SALINE MICH 2:73P
TIFFIN, DAILY, ANN ARBOR, MICIL
MY DEAR TOBY DON'T PERM1UIT1
YOURSELF TO BE FOOLED STOP
THAT LIME JUICE SONG YOU
WERE TELLING ABOUT IS POS.
TIVELY ALL WET STOP WHAT
YOU MEAN IS THE OSWALD SONG
STOP IT GOES LIKE THIS OSWALDI
'ABOUT HARRY STOP AND DON'T
ALLOW YOURSELF TO FRGET
THAT TANGO MELODY WHICH I
THE RAGE JUST NOW STOP IT
GOES TANGO RAIN NO MORE STOP
NO CHARGE FOR THIS SERVICE
STOP
A. BISMARCK
3:10P
There is a treat in store for you,
boys and girls! Just amble over to
that cradle of ingenunity called the
General Library and look at the map
on the main bulletin board. It shows
you just how to go about getting a
book. At last we have a joke that
everyone will see; it even has the
proverbial map. The funny part is
try and get the book!
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Maggie penned us, as they say in
Boston, to suggest the "One Shoe"
song-"One Shoe Come Back Nice
Allie."
And Griff remembers the "B" song
-"B B, B B, B Mine" as well as the
"Dago" ditty-"Dago Wild Simply
Wild Over Me."
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DISCIPLINE
INSTRUCTOR (looking over room
filled with seated men and standing
women): As stated in the announce-
ment of the University, this section is
restricted to seniors and graduate
students. All others will save time
and inconvenience by leaving at this
time.
(Five minutes' bustle ensues, after
which possibly half the room is
still filled.)
INSTRUCTOR: As stated in the
announcement of the University, this
section is restricted to seniors and
graduate students. All others will
save time and inconvenience by leav-
ing at this time.
(Same bustle)
INSTRUCTOR (looking over class);:
Will you people kindly move up to the
front bench, please?
Sir Thos. Liptin.
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We have been scanning the Alum
nus, which is composed mostly of
various interviews, descriptions, re-
ports, etc., of President Little. For
a few minutes we were extremely
worried. There were many photos of
the new executive; one at his desk;
one on the campus; one as captain
of the Harvard track team. The first
few were terrible discouraging. In
each one, even as a track captain,
Dr. Little's hair was immaculately
brushed and combed; not a hair was
out of place. And after all we had
heard about his being an athlete, a
sportsman and a regular fellar, No
one could be any of these, least of
all human, who kept his hair so per-
fect unless he used Stay-Comb or
something like that, which would be
even worse-
And then we turned the page, and
there was a picture of the Sixth
Prexy breaking the shot put record-
with his hair, beautifully, triumph.
antly mussed.
We gave one big sigh of relief,
turned out the light, and slumbered
peacefully.
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LIMERICKS
There was a young fellow named
Green
Who was thus named on purpose
T'would seem
For he always forgot
When to take off his pot
His first year was hardly a dream.
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A valiant young student was Gish f
Though his features resembled a!
fish
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TWO COMPLETE
COLLEGE STORES-
GRAHAIMS
BOTH ENDS OF THE
DIAGONAL WALK
THlE PIOPH IU 111S OWN 10IE
It is not easy to put into actual
words.
But everyone -omeime has pictor-
ed the sentimenial scene of a dimly
light cathedral, dark, majestic, tower- i
ing into the blue-black of musty
shadows; its nave filled with low
rush-bottom chairs, the gateway sur-
rounded by the urns of holy-water
and the queer Over-loaded booth
where the tapers are sold. Far at one
end, the altar stands in its vision of
gold and white and tiny flickering
flames. And far over-head, toward
the twlight of an afternoon an organ-
ist, white-haired, perhaps, and en-
nobled, calls forth from his instru-
ment magic, lyric fantasies that ehl
and die away among the (listant vai1t
ing, that float softly out through the
deep glory of the rose window.
Soon the ,scene is peopled. A small
audience-a tradesman, two pea'nts,
a widow and some nuns, a pair of
children and lovers ---a small audi- I
ence sits lost in the subtle nystery
of the music anl their own thIought a.
Everything is still and at rest, calm
and quiet. . . .
It is not eay to put into a t nal
words. But at the ri'k of am'ain
ridiculous, you (, ,jys' t h- ihr
something of the same intangible at.
nosphere in the Twilight Organ R-
cital of'. "imer Christ ian. I doubt
if we scarcely appreciate all the care1
and thought Mr. Christian puts into
his programs. I douL't even re
whether his audienie quite realiz^-s
what an artist he is, recognized
throughout the country as one of the
most distinguished Anerican organ-
ists.
For his first contert We;lnesd,:y
afternoon in Iill auditorinin Mr.
Christian has prepared t ie folloving
program:
Concert Overture .......... Maitland
Finale to Act II, "1\ladame
Butterfly" ... Puccini
Chorale in A minor........ Wranck
An Autun Sketch...........rewer
Andante (5th Symphony) . . B.'.oven
Fugue in D.............. . ilrman
Dedication (from the Suit",
"Through the Looking-Class")
.. .... ... .Taylor
Liebestraum................LisztI
Rhapsody Catalane..........lonnet
It is not necessary, especially as all
of these recitals are complimentary,;
to suggest that a larger audience
should take adlvantage of them. SUch
things grow gradually. They ne'ed no
frenzied publicity nor apology. Grad-
ually people appreciate even the pro-
verbial prophet.t
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ON WITH THE PLEDGING
To The Editor:
In a recent editorial you criticized
the present system of fraternity
rushing. Evidently you have not con-
sidered the many good points which
now exist and which could not b6
had under any other system.
If rushing were postponed it would
come at a time when both the fresh-
men and the fraternity men should
be devoting all their time to their
studies and to their campus activ-
ities. An. interruption would come
at a time of the year when it would
prove fatal to many.
The setting of a date later in the
year, before which no pledging could
take place, would merely extend the
rushing period and would make it
even more expensive than it is at
present. Those organizations which
had the most money would be able
to carry on lavish rushing for a
longer period than others, and they
would lose the freshman in an even
greater swirl than he encountres
und r th' present system.
Anothie fact which must be con-
sidered is the fact that many frater-
nities depend upon the revenue col-
lected from the freshmen living in
the house. Late pledging would re-
duce the number living in the house
and the cost per man would neces-
sarily be higher.
You claim that freshmen who are
the best prospects are not given a
chance to look around, that they have
no chance to see other fraternities,
and that they are "literally, blinded,
roped and dragged into the fraternity
houses before they know what it is
all about." I don't know what type
of fraternity the writer is speaking
of, but I know that those fraternities
which are considered the good ones
on the campus do not stoop to such
practices.'
It must be admitted that certain
The Music at Granger' s
Many who have attended the
season's first dances at Gran-
ger's Academy have remarked
about the quality of the music
played by Jack Scott's Club
Royal I1O-piece orchestra. Ev-
eryone seems to like it. The
pep, harmony, rhythm and tuie
variation of this new orchestra
have marked it as a decided hit.
Dancing every
Wednesday, 8-10
Friday, 9-I
Saturday, 9-12
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Madamne Schumiann.-Hell l
Certain artists have god-given
diaphragms, others have intelli-
gence, others have become legends.
Duse, Ida Rubinstein, Gordon, Craig,
Madame Schumann-Heink have all
acquired the magic of such a tradi-
tion: they are figures, symbols, their
names have become the touchstone to
the box-offices of all artistic house
holds. They are "figures" and their
fame is inviolable.
Such fame, nind you, i> acquired
only by a blood struggle, but once
gained, it is worth all the talents of
the world. So with Schumann-ffcinkt
She is a personality unique in the
history of music; today, after some
twenty-five years of uninterruptked
concertizing she is engaged to sing
three of her most famous Wagnerian
roles at the Metropolitan Opera
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The Arcade has been popular
h eretofoe everyone admits
that.
But it's more so this
fall t h an ever.
Plenty of
But the blight of his life
Was the use of his knife
For the meat always slipped
the dish.
from
reasons for it, to be sure
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How about the "Dope Ring Song?"