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Published every morning except Monday
during the University year by the Board in
Control of Student Publications.
Members of Western Conference Editorial

that of the good Samaritan, co-operat- /
ing with a troubled continent for the;(1
furtherance of the interests of the 1 ASTED ROLL
Why Europeans .hould think the ANNOY
Looarno pact a "joke on the United ILLINOIS!
States," why they should think that
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"The people of Wisconsin have
reaffirmed their faithil the fun-
damental principles of the pro-
gressive movement and have re-
enlisted in the struggle to wrest
control of government from the
special interests entrenched at
Washington"-Robert X.. La Fol-
lette, Jr., senator-elect.
Disarmament, which has always
played at least a fictitious part in the
affairs of the nations, bids fair to hold
the center of international atteitio
in the near future. Since the days o
the Washington conference for, the
limitation of naval armaments there
has been active talk of similar con
ferences for the reduction of land, air
and under-water forces, and now the
Locarno security pact has placed the
continental powers in such a position
that actual disarmament approaches
the stage of reality.
It has been suggested that many
Europeans consider the signing of the
-Locarno treaties, without the partici-
pation of the United States, as a di-
rect slap at what they consider the
aloofness of this country. Apparently
it Is the European 'idea that America
imagined herself as holding the only
key to the gateway to world peace,
and in the production of what appears
to be a duplicate key by the five
great continental powers, they con-
ceive this nation looking dumbfound,
like a speculator after the market has
America has no such claims or de-
sires to the control of the path to
peace,-n fact, it is not at all im-
probable that the nation at large
would prefer to see international
problems such as the present one
settled by those parties most directly
involved, and the United States is not
more than indirectly involved when
land 'and kindred armaments are
concerned. We have never maintain-
ed a large standing army, proportion-
ately our present armed force is
among the smallest in the world; his-
tory and our recent participation in
international affairs tend to prove
that this country is content to remain
within its present boundaries, and
that we have no thoughts of external
aggression or of worldly militarism.
It is hardly conceivable that foreign
powers would suggest still further re-
duction of our land forces, or that
they could request, upon any reason-
able foundation, definite promises as
to future limitations. Then what part
can the United States have in any

Sey nave ins put the wort s l nan-.1
s Not that we seriously think anyone
e cial ruler in his rightful place diplo- .o a wIHIAN ARTIST
m atically, are unanswerable will read this, the entire student body
mtins y Aer insea to ques and faculty being at Illinois (The M. Avery Hopwood is a graduate of
,sane program of international dis- Illini have a large stadium, note in- the University of Michigan, a member
araentrramy o spornsoone dif 6irect effect upon student morale) but, of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity,
, nevertheless, we feel as if we ought Quadrangle, and Phi Beta Kappa--
to reward those who stay at home. which shows again what the Engine-
attitude seeking international power. It is our opinion that before ering college can do for a man. Mr.
Is it possible that Europe feels as Brn olg a d o a r
every debtor feels inregadshis journalists give a peace treaty be- Hopwood is also the redoubtable and
creditor,-jealous? regard to tween somebody and Bulgaria all this scandalously wealthy author of
publicity, they ought to give the cur- twenty-six of Broadway's most poiple
rent war some. comedies. His opi range all the way
All crossword puzzles must be ap- Somehow a peace treaty hasn't from "Getting Gertie's Garter" to "Up
I proved by the official censors before nearly as much appeal for us if we In Mabel's Room," and have delighted
general publication, according to an are not conscious of the fact that Iowa's butter-and-egg men for a gen-
order issued by the Hungarian gov- there is a war going on. We suppose, eration.
d emnetrIntthtiorofnratn
h ernment. Isn t that sort of creating however, that the editors feel that Mr. Hopwood will be in Detroit to-
fa monopoly for the censors? since 1914-1918, war hasn't as much morrow evening for the premiere of
attraction for the reading public as a his latest chuckaluck featuring Irene
"WOMAN'S PLACE" peace treaty has. The editors appar- Bordoni and titled "Naughty Cinder-
At the inauguration of President ently don't go in for Art for Art's ella." Now as the press-agent points
Clarence Cook Little on November 2, sake. out with the tensest sincerity, C-
* * * derela has figured both in literaturel
women students will lfe members' of JOE GETS JOB
the hoJoE fErst Jim and on the stage numerous times be-
the honor guard For iversttie Zilch, Noted Bobber, Appointed Dean fore-"A Kiss for Cinderella," "A
i threhistyhotheUnivestheyor Of Michigan Barber College. Stubborn Cinderella" and "The Cin-
-will share with the men the honor WokdrlaMnImeitycme o
tivichhasalwys eenhel bytheStarts Work derella Man' immediately come tos
which has always been held by the
latter alone. Ann Arbor, Mich., Oct. 23.-(Special mind, but this is quite the first time
The honor guard, which first came wireto Rolls)-- she has ever been naughty.
into existence at graduation cere- At the final meeting of the Board of Miss Bordoni's gowns for the pro-
monies, is composed of students who Wegents tonight, Joseph Zilch, famous diction are from the studios of Paul
have been outstanding scholastically designer of costumes for the stage, Poiret, and in point of fact, she is
or in campus activities. It was form- was appointed Dean of the new Col- really an excellent comedienne. Mr.
ed for the purpose of giving distine- lege of Barbarism. -o
tion to those who deserved it. Courses will be offered in Hair Mr. Hopwoood's manager has re-
President Little desires to have thetrimming and gyping, as well as quested an interview by the Music
students take an active par e Farcial missage, Sham and Poo-Poo- and Drama editor with the maestro
ceremonies in connection with his in- ing, Bobbing and ducking, Shingling Sunday evening, his disciple blowing
and roofing. a smile of wistful gratitude into the
duction into office. He feels that the andeproofing.ps
n University really belongs to the stu- Advanced courses in Shaving and telephone. Whoops!
dents, and he does not wish to havecuting i alo toffeedDean "TilE BEGGAR ON HORSEBAC"
nthem excluded from any of its vai- Zilch did not go to Illinois, today asI
n ous activities. This alone is an ad- he expected to, because of his urgent A review, by Kenneth Wickware.
d nifrable stand, need for organizing his college. A Tell you what'll do! Tell you
Th number of cadavers have been ordered what'll do!"
past, whens wtmen, whe dtrange from the medical school for the stu- "The annual report for the last six
creaure onthecamps. ithanydents to begin onl, it is stated. months of the fiscal year shows a
creatures on the campus. With any e An interview witDeae ZilchTgreater increase in the Widget indus-a
will appear in a nearby issue. try than ever before. If stretched
a certain amount of dissatisfaction, * * * end to end they would reach to the
and when women first made their p-.
pearance at Michigan they were not THE ADVENTURES OF U i Y moon. There have been enough
ryANIBUNNY.Widgets manufactured to supply
received with cordiality.*
- The time has come for women to be Little Chummy came running home every man, woman, and child in the
from school quite breathless. "Oh United States China, and similar
have become an integral part of the Bunny," he exclaimed when he reach- places for eighteen and one-half
ed his little room in Mrs. Hamilton's months if placed end to end."
Slife and activit o campus. attic, "Oh Bunny, I am a- a- tryout Perhaps Madame would like bor-
onThe recognition f women's rights "delaise a la bordelaise, or bordelaise
r here is the natural outgrowth of a on the Chimes.
. similar movement throughout the "Goodness," cried Bunny in sur- a la bordelaise, or bordelaise a la
world. Women have but recently se- prise, "what on earth is a tryout?" bordelaise?
"Well Bunny," began his chum, " 'But what is bordelaise a la bor-
tche task of assisting in the govern- you see a tryout is a sort of appren- delaise?"
ment of the country. That they are tice. You just have to hand in to the Its very nice, sir."
mbentofdo-th c y Teditor-and you'd just . love him Yes, but what is it?"
able to do this is proven by the sue-
cess of Texas' woman governor, "Ma" Bunny, I know you would-a paper "It's served in a little round dish.
Ferguson. telling your age and sex and name Vey nce."
Movements which develop slowly, and where found and all that." "But can't I find out what it is!"
such as this has, are inevitable. They "Oh it must be thrilling to be a try- Well, I'1l see if anybody knows . ."
must have good in them or they would out," breathed Bunny rapturously. So, the mad chatter piles up for an
"Mercy, that isn't all," said Chum- odd two hours. Burlesque, tragedy,
dlie because of the very slowness of
their growth. my, "then you have to write things." satire, romantic comedy, fantasy, all
Bunny was all attention. in one wild gumbo. Through the maze
"You see, Bunny dear, Chimes sort of a pompous business conference,
he Chicago Tribune says that the of razzes a lot of things and-" 'the brash jangle of a cabaret, a court-
Prince of Wales, posing as a woman "Heavens Chummy, where did you room travesty, a pantomime as
for photographers, shocked Britsh pick up such a word," said Bunny, a precious as a tear-jar, and finally,
dignity. Apparently someone, on see- little shocked at his friend's daring. the hectic pandemonium an efficiency
ing this picture of the future heir to "Oh down around the Press Build- Art factory, "The Beggar on Horse-
the throne, either broke a monocle or ing, responded Chummy with a little back" gambols and stumbles and
spilled the marmalade. air of bravado. "Net week I am go- I tears to the expressionism of its
ing to razz the Gargoyle. Its allmould and the bitter truth of its
~^ wet." fable.
S EDITORIAL COMMENT 'Poor Bunny could hardly restrain It is an immensely clever play, a
__his tears at this suden outburt of play almost too good, all but over-
profanity. whelming with its plethora of situa-
NO MORE U. OF M. GRADUATES "But why is the Gargoyle wet?" tions. Scene follows scene with such
(The Detroit News) asked Bunny, quite brokenly. madding rapidity as to leave its audi-
"I do not intend to allow another "Oh, it really isn't," said Chummy ence often wide-eyed as to its actual
person to graduate from the Univer- brightly, "that's where the fun comes meaning. Save for this, however, it is
sity of Michigan," declared President in-making up things. Come on, we'll a splendid contribution to American
Clarence Cook Little at a Detroit din- do some right away." j farce, and offers a delightful evening.
ner of alumni. While Bunny fetched paper and ink, The present production by Miss
In that striking phrase President Chummy pulled out the little joke that Bonstelle's company in Detroit is, I
Little introduced his plan to keep was on his file at the Chimes office. imagine, the most ambitious she has
alumni closely bound to the Universi- It was this: ever undertaken, and aims to equal
ty all their lives. Diplomas will be Man goes into cigar store to buy a in its every detail the finish of the
given and students' leave the campus pipe, and says to the clerk "Show me New York performance Certainly it
as of yore, but the plan is to create ' something hot in the pipe line." In as shows a vast amount of labor and re-

what amounts to a University of few words as possible, make up a markable skill in interpretation.
alumni. Every year, President Little typical Gargoyle joke out of the above Donald Cameron as the frantic hero
explained, pamphlets will be sent and razz it. of his dream must completely encom-
alumni explaining what the Uni- The two chums were soon busily at pass all the shadings that made Ro-
versity is doing in research of all work, and in about half an hour they land Young's study so famous. Miss
kinds; in pushing forward the bounds had put down the following to com- Landis makes a beautiful Cynthia as
of human knowledge. The alumnus plete the little bon mot: well, and Walter Sherwin fairly steals
will be urged to select some subject 1. Cigar Clerk (who believes that the whole production with his char-
as a hobby; an extension of his intel- customer is looking for plumber's acterization of the American father.
lectual interests and therefore of his shop, two doors to the north): Plumb- The only possible criticism of the
personality. When the alumnus indi- ers's shop is two doors to north, sir. performance is in the length of the
cates his choice of subjects, he will Criticism: Gargoyle jokes are just pantomimic interlude. Deems Taylor's
be sent regularly material to keep like the jokes in "Our Youth's World music is exquisite, of course, but Mar-
himself posted on the latest develop- Weekly." tin Burton and Carolyn Humphreys
ments. 2. Daphne: Of course, but he necks as the Prince and his Princess some-
And he will be expected to pay for divinely. how lack the depth of artistry to hold
I that course. Criticism: Too much about necking. the interest of the audience. It is,
That last is really the most im- 3. 2nd Inebriate: Mush been two admittedly, the most difficult portion
portant part of the plan. It is not other guys. of the scenario:
primarily important because of the Criticism: Too much about drink-
revenue it will bring the University. ing. THE PLAY PRODUCTION COURSE
They will pay: "According to what 4. 2nd man: That was no lady, that Season tickets for Professor Hollis-
they think it is worth," Dr. Little ex- was my wife. ter's Play Production course have
plained. It is important because Criticism: Too old, not enough been placed on sale at the State street
human nature is such that the aver- original stuff. bookstores. The series includes five
age man appreciates more what he "There," said Chummy, sighing, "I programs and is priced at $1.50. Each
pays for than what is given him free, guess that's a pretty good razz for to- of the four plays will be given a run
It will quicken his personal interest Fnight." of two performances, subscription
in his state's University. It will keep "Which one are you going to use?" seats being valid for either night.


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Nov. 23
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