P.AG FOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22. 125 Published every morning except Monday during the Universit year by the Board in Control of Studeat ublications. Members of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Asociated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other wise credited in this paper and the local news pub- lished therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third. Assistant Post- master General. Subscription by carrier, $3.50; by mail, $4.00. Offices :Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and t76-M; busi- nes, 960 EDITOIAL STAFF i Telephones 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR PHILIP M. WAGNER Editor................John G. Garl,.gbouse News Editor...........Robert G, Ramsay City Editor...........Manning Houseworth Night Editors George W. Davis Harold A. Moore Thomas P. Henry Fredk. K. 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Dunne Advertising...................R. C. Winter Advertising...................H. A. Marks Advertising..................B. W. Parker Accounts.................... H. M. Rockwell Circulation.....................John Conlin Publication.....................R. D. Martin Assistants P. W. Arnold W. L. Mullins W. F. Ardussi K. F. Mast I. M. Alving H. L. Newmann Irving Berman T. D. Olmstead Rudolph Bostelman R. M. Prentiss H. F. Clark W. C. Pusch C. Consroe J. D. Ryan . R. Dentz M. E. Sandberg George C. Johnson F. K. Schoenfeld O. A. Jose, Jr. I. J. Wineman K. K. Klein WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1925 1 Night Editor-GEORGE W. DAVIS i their own motives and without theI coercion of new laws. It was precisely this failure on the 1 part of the general public to over- throw that admittedly undesirable in- stitution, the open saloon, that caused the passage of the prohibition amend- ment. It is this same inertia, largely in the Southern states, in enactingE adequate child labor laws that aroused the sentiment for the national Child' Labor Amendment. While for the time; the last mentioned piece of legislation has been defeated, the people have been aroused and unless they move to correct the existing evils of their own volition, they will be compelled to do so by law. The ideal situation, of course, would be one in which there would be no; need for government through public' action, one in which individuals would' see and accept new and advanced standards of living. One glance at the front page of any metropolitan daily paper will convince one that this stage has not yet arrived in the United States. And until it does, such meas- ures as prohibition and child labor laws will be necessary. Samuel Vauclain, head of the Bad-1 win Locomotive works, bet $10,000 he1 wouldn't take a drink for one yearl and then went to Bermuda for his va- cation. That is going more than half way with his opponent. The way the French juggle their po- litical leaders makes it impossible to' know whether the premier is the j president, the head of the Chamber of Deputies, or merely the foreign min- ister. The boys from the old home town will have to send their picture post cards of "the kind of grapes we raise I up here" in envelopes since the postal rates have gone up to two cents. If. the United States takes too firmI a stand on the French debt settlement,I she may stamp out the feeling of friendship between the two nations. - ,._, _ ~M.., OATDROLL music AND DRAMA Torn between our desire to put out THIS AFTERNOON: The Organ Re- a topical column and one of other s' in lull auditorium at 4:15 O'clel{, virtues, we compromisingly pound out , * i . _ _ .I SPECIAL SALE OF BOXED PAPER ALL WEEK UT R A H A M W'LS BOTH ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK such a sentence as this one. We feel, of course, that we should be full of wise and fast cracks, pertinent to the; main cause of the public gloom i. e. The Return. If there are any melan-j choly persons among our clientelel who are expecting to be cheered for' the day's work, and who think that after reading this column they will tear down to the campus with a heart for any fate, they are full of wet hay. We, in fact, would give a good deal ourself to be able to open a paper to- morrow morning and get a good laugh out of it. +t s The columnist, contrary to the pop- ular belief, is just as much depressed at public calamity as any of his fel- low-workers for the common weal. When earthquakes rock Nippon his first thought is not Ha ha that's a good horse on Japan; his head is bowed in, sorrow. The only people who really bear up manfully under disaster are the telephone companies and the un- dertakers. * * * There was just one question in Life's Question contest that really in- spired us to the point where we might' have written a hot answer. And that was the question, "Which is the worst city in the United States?" We are reconciled to the fact that we didn't, enter the contest, however, by the fact that the money went to a guy that nominated Detroit. Detroit is exactly the city we had in mind for the honor ourself. It is the ugliest, dullest, and most indus- trious city in the country, and we are glad that it has'been marked so in a national gazette. Ann Arbor has put in a lively ten days during the vacation. The very night after the holiday started a mur- der was committed on one John Bauer.! And yesterday they accused his brother of having murdered him.j Academic interest is being lent the "FOR ALL OF US" A review, by Jason Cowles. In the first act of "For All Of Us" this millionaire is very ill, see, and is tired of his wife and in love with his snurse. Well he is just about ready to 'go away, with his nurse when an old workman comes in and tells him that he would get well if he would stop sin- ning and "kick the old devil in the face." In the second act the workman ex- plains some more about. the sinning how dirt in a. man's mind shows in his body like dirt in a glass bottle he said, and the millionaire begins to see what he's driving at. In the third act the {millionaire reads the Bible and gets out of his wheelchair and walks! Well then his son marries the nurse, who turns out to be the long-lost daughter of the old workman, Mr. Griswold, and the millionaire and his wife love each other again. William Hodge played the part of the workman and talked very funny. He was just like a fellow in a vaude- ville monologue. He wore clothes that didn't fit him and talked Irish and stuttered just like he wasn't acting at all. Charlotte Wynters was the nurse and she was awful pretty. I remember once she said to the millionaire's son. "I don't feel very well" and he said "Oh I'm so sorry" and she said "Please don't be sorry" kind of sad-like. She was fine. Henry Ford, the big Detroit manu- facturer, said lie thought the play was the best play he had ever seen and I think it's probably the best play he's ever seen too. * * * "IVAN 1O!" A review, by Robert Mansfield. "Ivan Ho!", probably intended as a sprightly musical comedy by its spon- sors, although they hesitate to identify it as such on the program, is the twenty-seventh annual production by the Haresfoot club of the University of Wisconsin. The Haresfoot club is designed to resemble Mimes, and with this information by way of introduc- tion, the review may begin. r -. . WE IMANN'S CLL MEN We also do High Class Work in Cleaning and Reblocking Hats of all kinds FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard St. Phone 17 (Where D. U. R. Stops at State) IRVING WARMOLTS, D, S C, GRALUATE AND REGhiTERED Chiropodist Ort hopedist 707 N. University Ave Phone 2652 92 r., r r .sr.,rrs .arr. . .~. .,r. . .r .rr r., . .rs. . .yr. .,r, . ,e . . .r. . . ; ---but when you 're away from home- The meals that really satisfy are the ones you eat here. 14 51 14 U It CAMPUS OPINION Anonymous communications will be disregarded. The namies of communi- cants will, however, be regarded as confidential twon request. i i HONK! To the Editor: It must be great sport to drive one's car down the diagonal walk 'and out through the Engineering Arch and I, have always -been inclined to chuckle with glee whenever anyone told of having actually done the deed. But I had always imagined the boys as rid- Our orchestra is back better than ever to help you enjoy our meals. 1.50 YEARS AGO' On the day which marked the begin-l proceedings by Drs. Weller and War- thin of the Medical school, who per- formed the autopsy. * * A ling of the celebration of thne150thIng in a leisurely way through our I At any rate there is no possibility anniversary of the Battle of Lexing- campus, admiring the beauty of our in this trial of the crook being con- ton, two addresses were given which library or possibly slowing down to victed because he was a New Yorker, are representative of two distinct thumb the nose at a frantic represent- which did occur after the Chapman schools of thought, the nationalist and ative of the B. and G. My first real ex- conviction in Hartford. The "New the internationalist. I perience with the campus joy rider, I Yorker," which is probably the most In Boston at old Faneuil Hall, Gen- however, showed that the facts were provincial paper in the world, not eral John J. Pershing pled -for a re- very much vice versa and filled me even barring the Detroit Free Press, turn to the ideals of Revolutionary with contempt for any man who would News, or Times, said in an editorial of, days and in a vague way talked about ( break the rules of the university. recent date that Chapman's convictionj increased world responsibility. In A week ago Thursday night about was due very largely to the prejudice Richmond, Va., Glenn. Frank, editor of eleven o'clock I was riding my bicycle of the Connecticut jurymen against a' The Century, speaking before the con- down the diagonal and had just passed j man from the Metropolis. vention of the National League of through the Engineering Arch when a * * *' Women Voters, pronounced the main- suspicious sound in the rear attracted Jest attributed to Calvin Coolidge tenance of world peace the greatest my attention. Between the two rules in the Detroit News: single problem of today and presented of the B. and G. "No Bicycle Riding "Out our way, when a hen cackles as the only possible. solution the cul- on Walks" and "Keep Off the Grass" I it isn't a question of sitting or set- tivation of an "international mind." suddenly chose to disobey the latter ting, but of whether she is laying or Which sentiment will ultimately i and a Franklin touring with no lights lying." prevail is largely a matter of time. dusted my elbow and was off down S.1 * * * General Pershing represents those University. After having called the News Break in the Tecumseh Herald who very naturally cling to the past roll of all my limbs and picked my DREW IMMENSE CROWDS. and place national pride before all bicycle from : the pine tree against other considerations. Glenn Frank is which it was affectionately leaning I The Sylvan Gardens Dance Palace an idealist who looks to the future saw the whole affair from a different at Sand Lake resort is certainly draw- and hopes for a wider interpretation angle and I repeated certain phrases ing immense crowds the management of the brotherhood of man. to the retreating tire carrier of that said Monday that over 5,000 people It is not improbable that a fusion machine which showed the strength of have been in attendance at the dances of the two conceptions will result, my convictions. in the first four nights it has been Perhaps futuire ° generations will The following Sunday night abouti open. evolve a compromise between the sen- ten thirty I was forced to take refuge The management is doing its best timents which actuated the founders behind the drinking fountain very to see that these dances are conducted of the nation on the one hand and the thoughtfully provided by the class of: in a first class highly respectable founders of the League of Nations on 1911, in order to yield the right of way manner which will appeal to all per- the other. There are elements of worth to a Cadillac touring which tore down I sons who enjoy clean dancing on one in both. diagonal at 35 m. p. h., no less. (My of the finest floors ever erected and price is $10.00) This almost floored I amidst the most comfortable sur- THOU SHALT NOT me as I was just returning from a roundings. Everything that can be Self-government of the ideal type, thrilling movie at the Congo church done for the comfort and pleasure of "of the people, by the people, and for and my nerves were a bit shaky. the dancers is there and the conduct the people," advocated, by Abraham Now perhaps I am rapping at a of the dancers is carefully watched to Lincoln, is still on trial before the school tradition which is not to be see that nothing offensive is pulled off. nations of the world and always will tampered with but it does seem that It is really a most exquisite place for be if it is to continue to exist on a I in behalf of safety something should dancing and it will doubtless continue sound basis. Particularly in its most be done: The students have Euclid's to draw a full house all the season. recent developments, generally known famous proposition to justify them * * * as paternalistic, the American form "The bias is the shortest cut betwixt In looking over what we have com- of republican government is being the corners." What I do advocate is posed, we are struck by an acrimoni- severely tested. that the diagonal be made safe for ous note that has no place in a humorI In an address before the Daughters pedestrians by building a sidewalk column. The only excuse we have is of the American Revolution last Mon- along the roadway or provide sturdy that we feel acrimonious, and that day, President Coolidge recognized 1 drinking fountains at more frequent we haven't time to sit around and get this aspect of the United States gov- intervals. Perhaps a better way would in a merry mood. ernment when he declared, in com- be to send a man ahead of each car to We may have to change the title of ment upon the intrusion by legislation wave a lantern and call out "Fore" the column from Humor column toj into the business and private affairs with a ,toll gate at the Engineering Acrimonious column for a couple of of the people, "Insofar as this is a Arch, the revenue being used to sup- weeks. Just as a war measure. reflection of an ideal, requiring and port those widows caused by minor * * * demanding a higher ,standard of con- defects in the system. An automatic, Social Note duct, we ought to rejoice at it and and very effective method of collect- Mr. harry Steffy, of Graham's Book support it." ing the toll would be to have a strong Store, is back in town. He has been From a musical viewpoint, the show possessed two good numbers. Two ANN ARBOR TOLEDO other numbers also had excellent lyrics, and one chorus feebly ap- proached the standing audience crown. The book possessed little or no plot, the musical numbers were awkwardlyw fitted into the lines, and although the cast included many names, there were but two real actors on the stage. The orchestra, however-it should be added in all fairness-approached ' very near syncopated perfection. Naturally, Sir Walter Scott would Leave Ann Arbor, Chamber never have recognized his mutilated of Commerce, 7:30 a. m., 11 a. Natuall, Sr WlterScot wuld ini., 4 p. in., .Z):30 p. in. week masterpiece, surely there was not a . 4Im, lave Ann sufficient resemblance to have caused Arbor 7:30 n. n., 1 p. in., 4 1. him unrest. The central idea, it is ni., 7:311 p. in. PIlione 46 for true, had *something to do with Ivan Information. falling in love with Rowena; not that they acted out any such idea-but there was simply no other excuse in the show to serve as a plot. The press-agented By Rivers as Rowena was as pretty as boys go, and ;C d undoubtedly he could dance-save that no opportunity was given him. Place Cards Instead, they made him sing and tried Tally Cards to make him act: neither attempt Birthday Cards quite met with success. The trulv Anniversary Cards clever work of Ivan, however, covered Convalescent Cards i practically all the sins of the per- Friendshlp Cards formance. Tebecca also shared with hospitality Cards Ivan the meager acting honors, and Why don't-yo-write Cards the jester, Wamba, took unto himself Post Cards alone the conventional vocal laurels: Or any other card you may wish le was really good. The costumes by Lester of Chicago Applied Arts were in his usual sumptuous manner, W Nickels Arcade and the settings, designed and execut- ed by members of the club, were Opposite Sub-Station pleasing, adequate. Mr. Shuter's di- rection must have been something near to genius for no less a talent could have made as much from so very little; it was certainly not his fault, but rather the frankly disinterested attitude of the actors that caused theT in M~adison to hiss and leave the T ry tod- audience -at the opening p~erformnancinMdsnthssadlvehethe- atre in madding blocs. * * * - I . !"/" I6ie VARSITY LODGE 611 CHURCH r 040400C II ANN ARBOR DAIRY Service is dependable. Products are delivered on time, rain or shine, . 365 days in the year. r PhIone 4.23 Ann Arbor Dairy 'Co. Homne of Pure MIlk plicate an Arcade 2alitV and varietv 3 OTIS Mr. McIntyre the appearance SKINNER has just announced of Otis Skinner, the famous comedian, in his latest produc- tion, "Sancho Panza," for Saturday evening, May 2, in the Whitney the- atre. This play is the most elaborate attraction booked in Ann Arbor for some seasons, produced under the di- rection of Richard Boleslawsky and with settings by James Reynolds. The1 title, by the way, is pronounced "San- cho Pan-tha." and you'll wonder how it's possible for us to feature the lowest prices in town 1