t, IAA I1E OUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY, MA'RCI , 1925 Pulished every morning except Monday during the Universit year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Members of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively tn- ! titled to the use for republicatioux of all news dispatches, credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news pub- lished therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Special ratei of postage granted by Third Assistant Post- master General. Subscription by carrier, $3.50; by mail, #4.00. Offices:tAnn Arbor Press Building, May- unard Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; busi- ness, 960. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 176-H! MANAGING EDITOR PHILIP M. WAGNER Editor...............JohnG. GarlGighouse News Editor............. Robert G. Ramsay City Editor............Manning Houseworth Night Editors '7,erge W. IDavis Harold A. Moore Thomas P. 1enry, Fredk. K. 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Mail the to maneuver at football games-and ) leav "to hndrd moe a hoe,"Mail) from the publicity department leave "two hundred more at home," it provides a lot of poor lads with new of the Congregational church (Herbert1 wooly suits, and it makes universal A. Jump, sec'y), and printed intact: the strong, manly character develop- "Again the Parson-Poet-Laureaite ed, for instance by the local R. O. T. at the Congregational church has C. In short, universities where mil_ busted into verse. This time it is in itary training is part of the required celebration of Hackley Butler, the curriculum are the habitat of men retiring president of the Ann Arbor who are men. Just look at Wiscon- Chamber of Commerce, who incident- AND DRAMAE THIS AFTERNOON: The Faculty Concert at 4:15 o'clock in1lll audi- I oriui. . . . . ... . .. . ..® ..o. .._.,.. ... .... ..s... .. t 1 Something new added each day I to our bargain tables. One Week Only. I S * * * 1l U R A law "IV m m n ..s °xwith America. later was to see this proud family She does not want a slice of the North brought to naught and worse than American continent (Nor the south naught. either, for that matter). America is * * * too powerful to monkey with. Be- The author of that blurb certainly sides, the western hemisphere is al- deserves credit for his new one. We ready becoming crowded with people. have heard of "drinking and worse" But Japan must have an outlet for her and "death and worse," but "naught excess population. She might es- and worse" is within easy reach of tablish birth-control, but, with nation first money. The phrase gives his as with individual, Japan wants to thought a sort of a mathematical twist propagate those of her kind. Her that's rather fetching, too. greatest hope of expansion is in the * * * east; in Siberia or Australia. Con- So far, the fairly thoughtful reader sequently, since America likes to med- will comment, there has not been dIe in foreign affairs (but dislikes for much of the Conductor's work in this foreigners to meddle in our own at- column-but he will be wrong. The fairs), if Japan can keep us out of the work so far has been work of an ed-' far Pacific, she can be free to act in itorial and selective kind, rather than whatever manner she pleases. creative. It is not often that we have Hongkong and Singapore are noth- a chance to be selective, and unfor- I ing to Japan. She can cover them up tunately we get little credit for what with bombs. Then, with us defense- i selection we do-but it is an import-' less over there, she can operate ant part of our work, none the less. against Australia from the Phillipines; If you could see our mail every day or on Siberia from home. your respect for us would increase, But it would be against our highest as the Bible says, an hundred fold. traditions for Japan to seize our pos- You would read all the contributions, sessions for a base for other opera- and then you would read the column tions. And it is America's duty, every the next morning, and then you would American's duty, to see that such dis- (probably) say, "This Cowles is a grace is not suffered. Bmjt we can't pretty tasty fellow. He deserves a big- I hold our islands unless they are forti- ger salary than he is getting, what- fied properly. Therefore, I favor de- ever it is." ($15 a month-J. C.) fense at all odds. And, then, if Amer- But if you said that to W. D. Roes- I ica meddles with a Japanese expan- ser, the crass fellow that business- sion program, that is America's busi- manages The Daily, you would see ness, not Japan's. only a sneer o'erspread his handsomef Every sovereign power has an in- features. herent right 4o protect its territory That's the way with life, isn't it? FUN FUN , FUN FUN FUN ~U1I ifN FUN NOTHIN( ELSE AND STILL ANOTHER LAEUG ?ICT URE AN "OUR GANG OMI-EDY A CLOUD BURST OF CHUCKLES ix r i I