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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1924;
Night Editor-HAROLD A. MOORE

In the future, however, it will be ci
importance both to the League and
this nation that we assume ou prop-
er responsibility as a member. When
this will come, no one knows. Most
people are of the opinion that the
proper time has not yet arrived. Dr. i
Fisher's ideas on, this will be inter
esting, they will help Michigan stu-
dents to an understanding of the
world situation. The League is the
most important single organ of inter-
national politics today and as such
deserves consideration by the intelli-
gent classes of the United States, rep-
resented by the student body and
faculty of the University of Michigan.
ROOSEVELT AND THE NAVY
Pacificism is not-"alone the love of
f peace; it is not the craven fear which
stirs the coward heart and actuates
it to cling timidly to peace, as Vau-
trin clasped to himself the last few
shreds of his own self respect. Pa-
cificism does not drink the last dregs
of the cup of cowardice.
Militarism is not alone the assem-
blage of armed power, dedicated to
ruin and carnage, subject to the dic-
t tates of a ruthless despot. It is not tl
organized force of annihilation.
Between these two extremes, there.
is a moderate position which people
who love peace, and at the same time
respect their honor can take. Pacific-
ism is in part, the lowly fear Whic'i
kept America from the war -While
her citizens were killed, and her com-
merce sunk at sea. Militarism is in
part the spirit of superb ego which.
sent the Prussian hordes over France
4o devastate the world.
Monday, the United States will ob-
serve most fittingly with Naval De-
fense day, the birthday of the Great
American, Theodore Roosevelt. No one
gave more to the naval power of the
United States than lie, nothing would
be more fitting than to observe the
day on his birthday. It may silence
the foolish objections of the strict pa-
cifist to reflect that Roosevelt stood
for a measure of preparedness and
self respect; it may silence the
pugnacious ravings of the militarist
to reflect that Roosevelt loved and
valued peace. The spirit of the Great
American ought to guide this countryI
in its observances both for peace and
for war, to lead them to an under-j
standing of the just cause of prepared-
ness.

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EXTRA This Afterniooni: Andrew Heiglh will I
The Michigan players came onto the give the first faculty concert in Hill
field at 2:15 and went through a light auditorium at 4:15 o'clock,
workout. The Varsity band arrived at * * *
2:40, playing the Victors. The Wiscon- THE MATINEE MUSICALE
sin team came out at 2:50., The next regular meeting of the
Wisconsin won the toss and elected Matinee Musicale will be held at the
to defend the south goal. Martha Cook residence on Wednesday,
Score, Michigan 0, Wisconsin 0. October 29, at three-fifteen o'clock.
Miller made three through Lauben- At this time Mrs. Edgar Stillman-
gayeir. Hodge, taking thee ball on hisI Kelly will give a lecture-recital on
own four tee five. yard line ran "How Composers Compose"
through aye broken field for aye Mrs. Stillman-Kelly is the president
touchdown. of the Ohio Federation of Music clubs
' Score, Michigan 6, Wisconsin 0. as well as the equally imposing chair-
Moo h kicked goal for thee extra man of the American music section of
point. the National Federation of Music
Score, Michigan 7, Wisconsin 0. Clubs.j
Who the hell had the ball then? Mr. Stillman-Kelly, husband of Mrs.
Wly didn't you watch the play? Stillman-Kelly, is among the more
Rah! Rah! Rah! Mish-ee-gan etc. prominent American composers, and
Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo! holds a permanent fellowship, some-
* * * what similar to Robert Frost's, in
That is the way the football game creative art at Western College, Ox-
sounded over the phone to the lads ford, ,Ohio.
that put out the Extra. Such lads do Anyone, any woman, interested in
not Wait for opportunities to serve music-this is somewhat important--
1Michigan. They Make them. is elegible to membership in the
* * Matinee Musicale, and single or course
You-Spoke to the Wrong Fella tickets may be obtained at the door
At the Jeritza concert last night, I Wednesday afternoon.

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A FUTURE LEAGUE I
A FUTRE LAGUEONTARIO, YOU ARE D)RY
By virtue of the activity of the Mich- Ontario awakened Friday morning
igan branch of the League of Nations to find itself in a peculiar situation.
Non-Partisan association, students The province had been overwhelned
and faculty of the University areThprvneaden erhlnd
t by a prohibition vote from the rural
again afforded the opportunity communities despite the fact that the
hearing an intelligent discussion of urban population rolled up huge local
the most important institution of In-uphgloa
ternational relations, the League ot majorities for government sale of,
Nations. The address tomorrow night liquors. Contrary to all expectations
by Dr. Irving Fisher, world-famous Ontario voted itself dry. The govern-
economist of Yale university, is sig- ment is now faced with the difficulty
nificant in that it brings to Ann Arbor of enforcing a law i large cities
a scholar of highest distinction, a which did not by any means give their
man with the greatest capabilities as a approval'.
lecturer, and in the added fact that Premier Ferguson, an advocate of
the occasion marks the opening of an government sale of beverages, has
since made the statement that the gov-
extensive program of lectures and de- enent will execute the will of the
bates on questions of international
politics under the auspices of the as- at the same time he ventures the
sociation.
sociaton. - opinion that the act will be difficult
Last year the association was for- to nfor an that h iave to
tunate in securing Hon. George W.
tickersm for -ng Hubl.c Gddres .ndo something for Toronto and other
Wickersham for a public address on big cities or else face an open revolt
the subject. The trouble which arose iin his own party." Just what he means
concerning the use of Hill auditorium by this is impossible to determine at
was of minor importance. The ad- i
dress was worth while and well at- Ontario has been regarded for sev-
tended. Later in the year a debate be- eral mouths by both dry fd wet
tween Prof. W. H. Hobbs of the geol- forces as the balance point in the
ogy department and. Prof. P. W. Slos-fre steblnepiti h
son of the history department on the spread of prohibition. If the province
approved government sale, the drys
:League proved to be one of the most had little hope of reconverting the
illuminating and dignified discus- western provinces to prohibition or of
sions ever heard in Hill auditorium. bringing Quebec into the ranks of
The large audience proved that Michi- those inclined to be arid. On the con-!
gan students have a fundamental In- trary, the overwhelming majority in
terest in such discussion, Thursday's election seems to justify
The address tomorrow night will the hopes of prohibitionary forces
be another opportunity for these in- that Canada will one day be totally
terested students to hear an eminent ,dry.
scholar's opinion of the League of The Premier's statement is infort-
Nations. Whatever views concerning unate, yet it represents a widely-
this body one may hold, consideration voiced opinion-that the votes of the
of its activities is essential to inter- voi y sionta t the to
national progress. The League is car- of aa large minority. The supporters of
rying on an intensive program of ac- prohibition in the province were large-
tivity which it is to be hoped will end ly those who have not faced the prob-
in a solution of the internal difficulties hem as it is found in the large centers
of the nations of Europe. The Fifth of population. It is also said that wo-
Assembly of the association held re- men played a significant part in the
cently in Geneva definitely refuted any decisipn. Nevertheless, it appears that
criticisms concerning inactivity or this discouraging remark was illtimed.
lack of decision. The whole session Whether or not the principle of the
was characterized by an optimistic ffmajority is justifiable ethically, it is
attitude toward the future progress in force and the minority must abide
of the world nations; two great na- by the decision. Prohibition can and
tions, heretofore antagonistic in inter- will be enforced where the majority
national affairs, learned to work to- of thinking people back it, and its
gether, to make concessions for the success will be more certain if publici
common destiny of world peace. A officials will cease their inane vacilla-
Protocol was adopted the good and tion and face the issue.
bad features of which are variouslyr
contested. The important aspect of the
document is found, in the fact that I COUNCIL OFFICE HOURS
it represents a common understanding, 1I
a start toward arbitration of world Regular office hours will be
disputes and disarmament of Europe. maintained from 4 to 5 o'clock ,
The fact that the United States took I every day by the Student Coun- C
no part in the discussion was regret- I cil in their new offices located
able but will have little effect on the j in the activities room of the j
ulim a~ ne non-success of tha Michigan Union. Members of the

handed my ticket to the usher and
waited.
"Yes," said the supposed usher, "I
1-believe you have a better seat than I
have." And he handed me back my
ticket.
Well, wot of it?
-E. Ternally Squelched.
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In the course of my own long-
trousered career I have been mistaken
for a book clerk hundreds of times,
often an usher, frequently a grocer,
and once an instructor. All on account
of my disgusting habit of going about
bareheaded. People seem to have an
idea that a person shouldn't appear
in public without an overcoat and a
bowler and earmuffs.
* * *
Speaking of a bowler reminds us of
the Romantic Age. (Play presented
at the Whitney theater last night by
the Michigan Drama League, nee Mich-
igan Repertory Theater) The cast was
short .(as someone remarked to me
at the time) about five English ac-4
cents. It's difficult to express phone-
tically, but they all said maryed in-
stead of maddied. For 'married.'
The good lady who played Mrs.
Knowle, in addition to having the
worst accent in the cast, sang her
lines. She missed all her wisecracks
but one, and she positively shouted
that across the footers.
* * *
Mr. E. F. Carritt (Chester reminds
us) read a paper the other evening on
the topic "Is There a Moral Faculty?"
There certainly is. What reason has
Mr. Carritt to doubt that it is right
here at the University of Michigan?
* * *
The Rovers at Michgaa.
"Silas Marner must not know we are
here" hissed Dick Rover as he drew
his two brothers back of the swinging
doors in the tap room. As they crept
from the crowded cafeteria, Dick sat-
isfled himself by a quick glance that
their arch-enemy had not discovered
them.
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TILE FIRST FACULTY CONCERT
The occasional, faculty concerts,
one-time appearing under the more
dreamy title of twilight recitals, form
a distinctly unique feature of the lo-
cal music. Gradually, more and more,
they have been attracting surprisingly
large houses, and offering in a com-
plimentary nature programs of a very
finished, interesting nature-omitting
for the moment the very worthy, if
not always satisfactory, symphony
concerts.
This year an even more ambitious
schedule than usual is being under-
taken. On November 2, Mrs. Guy Maier
and Mr. Theodore Harrison will ap-
pear in a joint recital, while the or-
chestra has been assigned four dates,
November 16, January 18, March 1,
and April 5. Mrs. Rhead vso, will
doubtless be included in several of the
other miscellaneous concerts, and it
is the general custom to present both
the men and women's glee clubs and
the university band on as many sep-
arate programs.
The concert this afternoon, of
course, becomes a very distinctive
attraction. Andrew Haigh is among
the coming-"rising" is the word?-
or rather, among the impending
IAmerican pianists. He has already ap-
peared in two New York recitals, the
latest on Saturday, October 18, and
the program he is presenting today is
all but a replica of his New York
numbers.
The point is that Mr. Haigh should
be so considerate as to open the series
with his prestige: the concert, nat-
urally, will result in large audience.
* * *
"SPRING CLEANIN'
Sunday night, tonight, there is
opening at the Garrick theater, De-
troit, the most smartly smutty story,
literally in years; Frederick Lons-
dale's "Spring Cleaning," the play that
originally started as "But For the
Grace of God."
The tale deals, pleasantly of course,
with a daintly unmoral, matron and
her very moral husband, infuriated,
as the play progresses, by his wife's
gentle, decadent tampering with rot-
ters and semi demi-mondes. To teach
her a lesscn, and to give a climax to
the second act curtain, he brings the
real article to his wife's fashionable,
very sele,,t dinner-party-what the
modest press blushingly calls "a wo-
man of the streets." There is still a
third act before the final solution ends
this most neatly brilliant satire since
the new morality began.
The cast, too, is absolutely perfect,
Arthur Byron is the husband, A. E.
Mathews the chief cad, and Violet
Heming the wife-oh so wifely. . .
Finally, Estelle Winwood, actually one
of the most suggestively finished ac-
tresses on the present stage, is the
cocotte-and the word is used cor-
rectly this time.

Rover boys, all unwittingly, had been
at the point of revealing themselves
to the villain Marner, whose schemes
for their discomfiture had seldom
failed. And now, as they had become
definitely settled for their college
course, they find the same master
schemer working as a soda clerk in
the tap room.
"What" asked Tom as he sank into a
chaise-longue in a secluded room of
the Union "are we to do now?" Each
of the three intrepid boys realized
that they were faced with a problem.
"Well" drawled Dick in the slow
voice that characterized him when a
crisis, faced the little band "we've got
to face the facts."C
"Yes" agreed Sam who could put
away his prankish ways when danger-
loomed "the facts must be faced.
Tom suddenly sprang to his feet.
"After we left Marner and Warm
to die in the jungle" he ejaculated
they will be more evil than ever."
The prospect only temporarily
stunned the boys, however, and soon
they made their blithe way down the
steps, intent only upon tracing their
way to Van's for a "rolls," which as
the young Sam so aptly put it, "were
a delight indeed."
But to switch our attention to Silas
Marner we find that this crafty fellow
had but consummately feigned his
failure to note the Rovers, and as he
rinsed the soda glasses his thoughts
were already devising plots which
boded ill for the three boys.
-Washington.
I'd like to sign this column with
some name besides Cowles. It just
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