} PAGE FOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1924 4r 1~idigau a it 'Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. 'Members of Western Conference Editorial Association. r-% The Associated Press' is excusivly en- tiled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited i this paper and the local news pub- lished therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Mlchigan, as second class matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Post- taster General, Subscription by carrier, $3.50; by mail, Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- narl Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; busi. ness, 96o EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 176-1 MANAGING EDITOR PHILIP M. WAGNER Editor................John G. Garlinghouse -News-Editor...........Robert G. Rasay Night Editors George W. Davis Joseph Km ger Tiomas I'. 1lery John Conrad Kenneth C. Keller orman R. 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Rockwell Accounts.....................Byron Parker Circulation...................R. C. Winter Publication................John W. Conlin Assistants P W. Arnold Louis W. Kramer W. F. Ardussi W. L. .,vullins A. A. Browning K. F. ast T. 1. Bergman I13.B. Newmann Philip Deitz T D. Ryan Norman Freehling N. Rosnzweig C. M. Gray F. K. Schoenfeld F. Johnson S. H. Sinclair FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1924 Night Editor-NORMAN R. THAL A GOOD MAN-A SPLIT PARTY Yesterday an editorial on Calvin Coolidge was published, the first of three editorials on presidential candi- dates. An attempt was made to out- line in a general way his good quali- ties, and, at the same time, to point out certain of his defects. The purpose of these three editor- ials is to lay before the student voters to the best of our ability the qualifi- cations of the three candidates. We realize that it is not our province to attempt to influence the campus politically one way or another, and in publishing the editorials, The Daily is taking a strictly non-partisan stand--unless an attempt to analyze the situation as sanely as possible be considered partisan. Concerning John W. Davis, Demo- cratic candidate for President of the United States: No one need fear, if by some strange chance Davis should be elected, but that the government will be run as well as it can be run, considering the present conditions within the Demo- cratic party. Davis is a brilliant man, having all the qualities of a leader. He has shown his abilities by his climb in the legal profession. No one who has not the qualities which make a leader could ever have become legal ecns(el to the Morgan interests. Cer- tainly there will be a great many people who will vote against him simply because of this connection with Capitalistic interests; and it is not our wish to say whether they should or not. But it is obvious that aside from the chance that this contact will have tainted him with the odor of Capitalism, a place so prominent in the loq wnrld nild nt hnv bp~ main, united, and led by able men, but which would have at its head a man not of the highest calibre? Or a government which would be led by a strong and able executive but who would be hampered at every turn by an incompatible running mate and a party which took two weeks of noisy altercation to decide who it wanted STEDROLL WE BUILD i /AND DRAMA MR. TREBER J.OHINSON BOOKS and SUPPLIES for all Colleges at GRAHAM'S, (at both ends of the diagonal walk) for a leader? Corduroy entered the shop, climbed Te- for a eaderThe Matinee Musicale, with some- onto one of the chairs, carefully set thing of a gesture, opens its season OUR FRAME RULES his feet on the little brass rests, pull- following the wake of Paul White- President Nicholas Murray Butler ed up his trousers, and lit a cigarette, man, Wednesday tafternoon i'n the of Columbia university addressing the He nodded when the Greek said Michigan Union Ballroom and at first university assembly of the new "Shine sir?" three-thirty o'clock. The artists will term at Columbia recently stated that The Greek went up to the end o be Mr. Reber Johnson, concert-mast- American universities were on the the row of chairs to get his brushes. er of Walter Damrosch's New York whole much weaker than European Corduroy watched him idly. He said Symphony orchestra, Mr. Guy Maier, institutions of learning. This weak- to himself: "Why do I always sit and his wife, Mrs. Louis Maier ness he declared to be due to the in the chair where the man's tools Mr. Johnson's position indicates his "sense of dependence upon rules, up- are not? It is always so." ability much better than sundry press- on programs, upon individual guid- His speculations were diverted by a reports while the local interest in1 ance and teaching." vigorous attack on his shoe. The Mr. Maier will attract what everyone This profound declaration was Greek had begun his work-scrubbing insists on calling Ann Arbor's music- coupled with a discussion of the schol- the dried mud from the edge of the lovers. Mrs. Maier has also gained ars and teachers of the University of sole. Corduroy gazed at the top of considerable prominence as a Vasaar Berlin, their habits and their work. the man's head. "Why are all elderly graduate, a member of Phi Beta The progress of American universities boot-black's heads partially bald ?" Kappa, and ;a most charming per- has been slow, he said, but he pre- he ;asked himself. sonality at the piano. dicted that not many decades would He was forced to admit to himself The program will open with the pass before our universities would be that 'he did not know. . . . . famous Kreutzer Sonata, . famous, on a par with those of Europe. He stared stupidly at the finished, 'partly because Beethoven wrote it and Criticisms of American education gleaming shoes climbed down from partly because George Jean Nathan are frequent. Remedies of a workable his chair, and put his hand into his coined a devastating epigram from nature are less seldom offered. Presi- pocket. "How much?" it; which in turn will be followed dent Butler fails to explain what he "Dime." on the program with a group of vio- must realize that the educational prob- He fished out a handful of change, lin selections by Mr. Johnson, a lem in this country is entirely differ- seized the edges of a dime with his group of Brahms by Mrs. Maier, an- ent from that of Europe. Here we are thumb and forefinger, and handed other series of violin solos by Mr. dealing with mass education, in it gingerly-to the. Greek. Then he Johnson, and then the concert will Europe no such attempt is made. In went to a barber shop. be over. America we attempt to educate per- He was embarrassed at once in the sons who have no background of cul- barber shop because two barbers "ANDROCLES fND THE LION" ture and intellectual stimulation. As jumped up and stood by their chairs a result it is essential that there be as soon as he came in. They evidently The Puppeteers, also with some- rules and regulations to aid and abet wanted him to choose one of them. thing of a gesture, toured with their the student in his search for know- Corduroy thought hard while he marionettes this summer through the ledge. In Europe tht inhabitants of the took off his overcoat. "Dear, dear," Michigan suninr resorts, and en- university community are largely a said he to himself. "What shall I do? toyed, as puppets are always bound to selected group who are steeped in One of those barbers will certainly do, very considerable success. Some- centluries of traditional culture and feel badly if I choose the other. . time later, however in some rather learnin{% I might just take the nearest, as if I lunforseen way a C. Panhill Mead sent Whether or not university adminis- had no idea it mattered to the other a full column and a bittock to the trative officials believe in mass educa- fellow.-But one is no nearer than Milwaukee Sentinel-quite a paper, tion the problem is one with which the other. Oh, goodness!"" you understand-in which he more they have to cope. The motivating He had removed both his coat and than gives way to his enthusiasm spirit of American youth is its in- overcoat by this time, and although about their work. The article is im- cessant desire for a college educa- he had only come In for a haircut, he portant especially because it is so tion which results in bringing many now began to remove his tie, in order ,obviously disinterested. persons to the student community who to have time to think. "I'm afraid I'll . In front of us," he say, "hung a have no business there because they have to act kind of jolly about it. black curtain, decorated in the most can have no real idea of their pur- I'll joke with them about dilemmas approved modern fashion with figures pose. This results in an overem- and things like that.....I'll laugh suggestive of the latter drama, and phasic of athletics, campus activities, and flip a coin." from behind the curtain issued the and social affairs in which is found He hung his necktie on the rack, soft strains of The Old Refrain." the real necessity for the seemingly pulled a nickel from his pocket, de- Then as the last notes died away. superfluous rules and regulations. livered a genial smile, and said "Well the tones of a deliciously mellow As President Butler says, a few well! Looks as if I'd have to flip a gong sounded a warning, and the cur- decades will witness a change for the coin here!:" Then he laughed very tains parted to disclose a minature h d th ckelstage. better in this condition. The improve- hard, and spun the nickel. ment .will come as a natural accom- Concealng it on his wrist, he said Upon this a gay Pierrot strutted paniment of an increased ratio of ed- to the smiling batbers, nodding first to apprise that, having tired of the ucated men and women whose homes at one and then at the other, "Heads eterIal round of making love to his will be the background of the students is you and tails is you." various Columbines, and being fore- It came up heads. sworn by them, he had decided to oe adopt the avocation of the Chorus, an- must retain our foolish forms. Mass education cannot possibly promote That. evening, with Bernice, he was nouncing each number in its turn. individual independence. more silent than usual. She, as al- "The staging was picturesque in the ways, noted the variation in his Robert Edmond Jones style, and the MERCHANTS STUDENTS, AND THE mood and inquired the cause of it. fashionable, sophisticated audience BAND He shook his head. "I don't know," sat down to watch a performance Michigan's 77-piece band will ac- he said slowly. "Perhaps it's Fred. of the prologue to "Androcles and He was very odd today." the Lion" which sent it into shrieks company the Varsity squad to Urbana Bernice shuddered. "Don't talk of of laughter. Meggy, his wife, was as for the Iliini game on Nov. 18 because' Fred," she whispered. "I just can't waspish as G. B. S. could have desired. the business men and citizens of Ann bear it." Arborae are sufficiently interested inb "All right," said Corduroy. "Guess who showered dumb animals with the s hwUniversity cakincredit- I'll go home." affection so jealously demanded by "You do that," said Bernice softly. his spouse. As for the Lion, even the Urbana stadium to be willing to de- * * * New York production's celebrated fray the band's expenses for the trip. bew asknodmonstcflethathi ...FATE beast was no more pitiful than this O C T 0 BE R, M T W S 5 12 19) 26 1924 T 2 F 3 6 13 20 27 7 14 21 28 1 8 15 22 29J S, 4 11 18 25 i' 9 16 23 30 10 17 24 31 Notice .II Granger's School of Dancing Estab. 1883 Classes Tuesday and Thursday, 7-7:45 P. M. Beginning Tuesday, Oct. 7th ENROLL Now For Details Call at Academy or Phone 788 -Private Instruction by Appointment- We clean and reblock hats and caps and do it RIGHT. You will appreciate having your hat done over in a clean and sanitary manner, free from odor and made to fit your head. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard St. Phone 1792 (Where D. U. R. Stops at State) i I i i I E i i i I 4 t i i :i -' y 4 of A 11'Mira FOR many years choice Algerian Bruyere is allowed to mellow under Sahara's burning sup. Then it is fashioned in London into the GORDON UNDERBOAR- the perfect pipe. Perfect, not alone in beauty, but because it contains a self-cleaner which eliminates any chance of a bad-tasting back-draught. With- drawing the stem removes every trace of nicotine and moisture, as- suring you of a cool, sweet smoke at all times. GORDON UNDERBOARS are uncon- ditionally guaranteed against burning y thru or cracking. Sold at from $7 up by JIUSTON BROS. " .Ilntni ilni illli itlti nn111111111!1{1111111111111111111111111111111111 111 illil g C foMWould you like to sce how beautiful the campus looks rom above and get the thrill of floating along like an eagle? Then take your airplane ride today. Flying field Packard street car line and city limits. For special time, call 2558 or 1113-J. You have seldom seen such design, fabric, and tailoring as can be found / in Kincaid-Kimball clothing. Suits many times their price have never equalled them for wear. Right now we are offering the two buttoned sack suits cut English style for only R $35 ' -'50 EJ.WEIMER: Samuel Gordon, N. Y., Sole American Distbtr. A' . ............... I I From 14 to 15 hundred dollars will be given by the merchants and towns- people for this purpose. The fact that the Varsity band will accompany the team this year may mean much in Michigan's success on the Illini field.. The fact that the musicians will be given their trip be- cause of a voluntary movement on the part of the Ann Arbor towns- people means perhaps even more to the University.I The interest thus shown by the citizens in University affairs indicates a definite inter-connection between the commercial and educational life1 of the city. A voluntary gift of '$1500 shows that Ann Arbor merchants are xhnln~nrnIi hn;AhnTrv ; On my windshield a notice I found stuck tight, Which plunged me into a recking plight, "Your car was parked without lights last night, Report to police." Mygawd, howI I bright! ! But I rolled to the station, you bet. A frigid reception; from his slovenly nook - The officer growled off my name from a book, And ilenced me with his best third- degree look, And hoarsely hissed, while my pocket- book shook, tawny king of the forest with his "naughty" thorn in his 'itum's paw.' "Then followed the last act of 'Midsummer Night's Dream,' wherein theybutcher, the er, and the candle-j stick-maker 'preaeAt for the Duke the lamentable conmed4 of Pyramus and Thisby.' The I.mightly Pyramus, in red doublet anil yellow hose; the love-lorn Thisbe&twith a face like a bent water-cracker, a red nose and long golden locks; Moon, Wall, and the Lion, romped about the stage with all the aplomb of experienced actors, but with for more distinction. And the audience demanded curtain after cur- tain. Elizabeth Arden Will have her personal representative in the Toil- et Goods Department of our store on October 6th and 7th. Miss John- stone will answer all ques- tions on the care of the ii4 119 South Main -. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..i-j -r- -2 ---i--.-- - - -- ---- -- - - .. - i TMLORED AT FASMON PARK' Think of These Things skin, and will give you Lit fegat wor j coulc no nave Deen wnoie-neartedly behlind the University. '.u- "~''wu'~UAU iUL11~~ U~LWIIIU-A~a~ely JCEIII tU UIIVF~iy."That'll cost you just three forty- held by a man of inferior executive Such a gift is possible only because of I abilities. S the student support given to the five!" But in spite of the fact that John merchants. . D i .liiself an ale man the Increased Oo ca Then in tripped a smelting and pretty election of a Democratic ticket might houses on the part of students means I'll admit I looked twice as she shyly have its drawbacks. The situation in increased co-operation from the mer- said, the Democratic party is the reverse I chanto, An increased citizen-interest "This summons I found-it has filled of that in the Republican party. In in the University, such as the sending me with dread. the case of the Republicans, a strong of the band indicates, cannot help but She smiled-what a smileand tossed party has offered a man as its candi- mean more co-operation from the her blonde head, date who is not of the highest order. students. Our officer blushed a deep Russian In the case of the Democrats, a party red, torn with internal strife divided on If you don't know when a man's a "That's all ight; just don't do it many important issues, supporting a man there are two places to find out, again." platform which is admittedly a com- it is suggested. Either at the Majestic Oh! Officer, you're such a dear- rromise, has nominated a man of out- this week or at Ferry field next Sat- PROMETHEUS. standing executive ability. urday. _ That the party is internally divided - I Yesterday afternoon Cowles attend- is shown by the nomination of Charles The Ann Arbor police force started ed the opening session of Kiwanis in W. Brvan-obviously a bit of strategy a bad precedent. The News declares Ann Arbor. Finally the meeting was designed to keep the more radical that the Detroit police are now start- called to order. The Chairman As- element within the fold. It is well ing a clean-up drive in that city. serted that the Rev. A. W. Stalker known that the younger Bryan leans was expected to give the Invocation, strongly toward the LaFollette polic- A trip to California in a Ford, so a but that the Rev. Stalker was Ab- ies, and is thus completely out of Daily story says, is one of the novel - aWO OA... -- - . 1 i "It was an ideal entertainment for a moonlight summer night, and as the artists are entitled to their share, we hasten to inform you that the en- tire program was presented by three students from the University of Michi- gan, Harry Burnett, Forman Prown and Elwood Fayfield." personal advice in the use of the Arden Venetian Preparations and instruc- tion in applying them by the Arden Muscle-Strap- ping Skin-Toning meth- (1) Be careful in your choice of clothes this fall. Look for style, 1 I II COURTSY O quality and superior ii i . I 25 YEARS AGO od. We invite you to avail yourself of this op- tailoring. (2) All these are embodied in our stocks, particu- larly the showing from our tailors at Fashion I Michigan's football game with Hills- dale last Saturday ended in a score of 11 to 0 in favor of Michigan. The series of addresses to be given before the business men's class at the Congregational church was begun by a talk by Prof. R. M. Wenley. The student's lecture association will have 12 big numbers on their pro- gram this year. Th Virwctyo--- hsrnWht portunity. . .CLAUDE DRAKE'S Drug and Prescription Park. Reasonably priced, too. $40 $55.00. to Store CUSTOM SERVICE WITHOUT THE ANNOYANCE OF A TRY-ON 1P e Thl7 inUTTmn fV Phone 308 Ii