THE MICHIG..AN DAILY
SATUTRDAY, JANUARY']
b ° 2r -of no little significance. Full confl-
...__.d teucte is interchanged between the two
FFICIAL 'NEWSPAPER OF THE parties, and as a result, it begins to
UINJ ERSITY OF MICHIGANQ look as if England will finally initiate
a government that not line others
1Vublished every nmormug except NMo:nday;prmss ucbtauly118Con
rucig th(: trniversity y a by the Poard in poiesmcbt culy a ln
n~ryol of Student t'tblicatirna-. _. good.
Leruberv of Western Conference Editorial The majority that the Labor and
sod a tion. Liberal groups will maintain against
TheAsscitedPrss s eclsi-cl cn 'the Conservatives is a comfortable oneE
led to the ute for republication of all new ;ui nl'1berng some eighty vote:.' The
p>atc''ws crEited to it or not otherwise
edited in 'h~s papver and the local news nub- power expressed in this majority Is
led therein. I looted upon by many followers of
i~nterer. :t thep postroffice at Ann .Arbor,. the Labor party as a most. favorable
ihiqan, as second ciars Inafter. Special tats e o
postiite granted by TIbird Asiistant pest- sta't for its party. It speaksfo
ub eral. byc~rer ~~o olStrength and self-^ass'urance. And 111-
,or,. ) derneath it all, there is the open ex-t
Qfi~s:An Aior res Bilong Ma-ipression of support that. Mr. Asquith,
111 t 4e: F~ditorial, 'aIt4 and ti76M; trsi- so admirably paces before the 'labor-
_. ites. In truth, ,the Labor party could
Stl n ev communications, not exceeding 3010 have been no more fortunate than it
i dwill 6lr,e publihed l i fie Daily atI
O Cit -rtion of the Erditor. Upon request,- will be when it assumes the reins o%
e idetity of comm-irunicants will be re-
rded am Confidential. -- government.
--- "" - Practically all the leaders of in-
TAXIDEII-ST?
This col is going to be, once it gelo
well' Ftarted, a press notice of ti
J I3iop, but we must stop for a. minute
to pay tribute to the new improvemnen
in architecture that is being fosterei
right word. They have placed-with I
deepr thought, strategically over 3
spittoons"-' the various parts of the
building. Alie result is most pleasing
to the student of the expectorationI
problem. Think of it! Any Michigan '
student in good standing, be he Dent
or Engineer, may avail himself, dlay or
night, of this galaxy of shining cus-
Diaries and Desk Calendars
__AT-
tsI
he!pidors.
to However, the Ujnion Anti coed policy
ntis evident even in this all-important
jmatters-the last thing in the world J.QU ~ (
GRAHAM'S
BOTH ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK
'pe10,10ons, ::414 and 170-M
MANAGING EDITOR
BARRY D. H-IEY
ew ditvr...... ...uliati E, M&Ak
itori,-' Board Chairman. ..:- C. 'Moriartyl
ity Lditor ... ....... ....., (. ('.arlinghotisct
l'ftbt kdtxr
H. Aile s A B. Conriable
A. Billingtou i .E. iske
arry C. Clark P. Ml. Wagner
oito P ditor..........Ralph N. Byers
onIA'5 l1;dit........Winona Ii ibbard
r : e1h Editr............... R. B. 'fa,'r
a ,ay sHgai a Editor... ..F. L. TU'lenl
taic hcdit.)r...............Rath A Hlowell
,tatCity Editor. .Kenneth C. Kell. r
Elitorial Board
tli Einstein Paltert Ravisay
Andrew Proppe;
Assistsaits..
tiustry are 'awaiting with impatience
the time when MacDonald and his
party come into full power, Eric
Geddes, as presidcnt of the Federation
of British Industries said several days,
ago that he was suare that the new'
government would do mitch goodl for
British industry a ndl would consult
experts in trade and commerce before
embarking on any experiments. This
portrays a con fidence that is to say
the least wholesome, and can be said'
to represent in general the attitude of
the great majority of the English
people. When politic:: are arraigned '
in such a state, there seems to be a
promise of better government3s after
all
by the proprietors of the myriad gas,
stations that are springinkg up all over tl
tow n. i
What we like about this new move-l
ment is that it is' an attempt. to gJt
away from the coinmmercialism that has
marked so many of our gas stationf,
The new one on the corner of Mayn- t
arnd and Wi' hams, on the other hand f
strikes a new note in gas station plan-s
ning. The front is supported. by halfg
a dozen perfectly stunning Doric col-
Limns, neatly carved in oak.
We have already directed our man
to get all the gas for every one of ourd
cars at this new and estimable joint. <
Now this hop proposition. We were
might-y glad to hear that they had se-
lected an Eskimo scene for the bhi
ballet this year. There's something
ahoift an Eskimo scene that you don't 1
get in anything else--a. sort of hoihle-?
neF; , a feelng of cosiness,-and then,
Just think-they mnighta picked a
H otentot scene, or a Zulu scene, or is
e ven ,elected' the native haunts oif the p
IAustralian hlackfeilows, and thenev
e-erything would have. been, little huts
{0.r C. ateke . S. Mkansfleld Iwith these thatched roos youread
],N. Il.rkinan E. C. imtck- -
Hlelen iBrowai Verena Moran ( about, and everybody ould ave been!1
1rnadette Ct Regina ReihmanAI ON LIBRARY PRl VIILE(4S simply suffocated .with the heait. Aw, 1_4
0. W. banis W. 1I. h",remat !
El~roll tlripid i i Storae Few institutions in Ann Arbor can YOU know yourself they* couldn'ta goto
Il tF~re K. 1t.te surpass the University library inI away with any of these tropical c
Eao ?oroviy Ka:nin S.B Tremble
sepl K! ugx W. I. waithtour ( equipment and certainly none of them scenes.S
________________- - in effort to give efficient service. The Btti siopooiin o
staf dseres he elpul o~there's something pret-ty swell! Can'tg
BUSINESS STAFF' library safdsre h epu a you just imagine all the ittle beaver- 1
Telephone 960 operation of every one of its users. board igloos, full' of chatt chaperons,d
-- - They have a diflicult task; to make a and the swell Aurora Borealis, and i
BUSINU~sS MANAGER7. limited number of copies of populari the blue canopy studded with twink- t
1,AUREN CI; H. PVROT l ing stars! As the Daily says, "Thist
books do for a large number of appli-;aoywl ec h o ftern
Alderitsng...... ...KI,: DunneIcnp ilrac h o ftern
Adgertiing ................C. PurdyI cants. Students sometimes thought- ning track" i
Advertsing...... ..W. Roessert
Advetsing....... ..... K Scherer lessly criticize the library when they; And will the costumes and refresh- g
Aoco.... ...A. S. Mlorton meub n.amnIwt h ltaa
Crcuhtio...........Perry M. Hayden are unable to get two or three books ntsbinhroy ittedco-
Putheyine...............hawiencewerito tins? There's nothing in the worldy
MAsisat tIeyineedeItisr ifcteirypowert tattastes as godas some god oldN
. W. Catpbell Edw. P. Hoeten akr mnm eti 9r ifiut y hi blubber and cndles and Eskimo Pe. '
tientlr Capa' N. E.. Rolland ,. cooperation.
Chas. Chajaion N~. L-. Ireland The bs wil war Arctics, andf
oho Conorlit haarod A. M1ar s When a borrower charges a book adeeyoewl egv~
hh M.Dxe .Pre each neeyoe ilb6gvn-
j oui M Deter B "a Prke.and takes it to his room he should ar- tandsa safvr
r4 P~h J.i I' s t 1-. .Rockwel
David A I ox IT. . RoseI range to do so ony when he is ready * * *;
Laurren ll'~kht A . SeidmanY
R., . Hl ilWisI ora iadsol poedt o «takinson 'C F. White so as soon as possible after he gets it.*
J*---When finished, instead of allowing it * COUPON
to lie ;abouzt perhaps until hie receives*
an overdue notice, lhe should see the * Do you favor repeal of the ..*
SATU2l I t Y, JANUARY 19r, 924 ( book is at once returned and thus al- * Cntitutional A m e n d men t *t
-. -----'lowed toget into circulation.* agaist intoxcating liquors? *
M g htF~~~~dftor- R A Y - as rttIsZ pro ab l hay conservative guess * . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;
tiemajority o chare * Do yu faor modification of*
AN OUNCE OF PREtVENiON ? books are kept by the brrowers twiceg the olstead Act topermitligt*
By the numrber of cars to be seen as long as they are really needed ? w1ies and beer?... ..........*i
throughout Ann Arbor yesterday This waste could, it would seem, be Do you 'favor rigorous en.
smashed up against curbstones and cut In halt without much effort and forcemet of all liquor laws?.. .. t
nosed into ditches, it might be thought, with big increase in library efficiency ................*t
that fast drivers would be sufficiently in taking out books on day slip Name .................. *«
warned to be more -careful. Sad to those ho can do so out of rush hors Class...................
say, howeve r, fast driving continued in 111i1 get quicker service themselves* *****
spite of warning and exanmple. It will !and will aid others by using them at
probably continue unit there occurs those times.TOBD
a fatal accident somewhere in the city. - -- ---estoatae
"Whn ter wil b agreatbt oft Students who crave the refreshing;
the ter wllbea urt I Upon the stage of Sarah Caswell An-;
indignation and tremendous efforts experience of a dip in the Union pool gell Hall
wil be made to arrest speeders. Recks-6 are keeping their thoughts turned to And read selections from his latest t
.ess drivers will slow down for a few the Union Fair which promises to. book.I
months again.,: bring the tank to life. May those who The folks had gathered there 'at five1
It is a strange thing that authoritiesI neglect to show the proper interest at o'clock
end 'others always have to wait forc this time find the water cold in the One busy afternoon-'twas' late in May
a calamity before they begin to get! future. Bluebooks were nearly ripe - fori
into action. The infamous Eastland - ----- "Robert Frost, .
disaster in Chicago revealed the con-' Humor that would not appeal to Ann Professor of Creative Art, will give It
stant infraction of the maximum load; Arbor residents at this time wtould be4 A reading from his poems ere he goes;
laws regarding passenger steamers. a moving picture comedy poking fun To his beloved East." 1
A few years later the explosion and( at pedestrian breaking their bones by He did not look as you'd suppose
fall of a dirigible into a busy shoppingE falling on slippery sidewaks. Theret Professor or Creator ought to look;
district, causing the loss of many1 is a reason. Slouched a little in his way1
lives, brought about action making i it And hobbled in his speech from time
illegal to fly such an airship overth[.... . " toim
city. But no one cared for that, they watch-1
There was no Bok peace plan, at-! Twenty-F ive Years Bngied his eyest
Brgtas the sunshine on New Hamp
tempted before the war although ev- AgA1A ihiapsie'il
eryone who was informed in Europeanf And live'ier'n a cricket.
1"affairs knew one was coming. Resi-An'
dente owners put new strong locks# I said he stood at ease,1
From tlth files of the U. of M. D1aiy,I Well, not quite that-his hands ex-
onl their houses after they are robbed,
instead of, before. People will not put January 9, 199. plored in turn
____This pocket and then that anithenl
San d or ashes on their icy sidewalks
unilsolane cracks his skull, rb The students of Cornell university; another
unlspoh have contrbiuted about; $600 for the. And seemed to hope that in the next,:
alety o~ hr ihe iieswosupport of the team. perhaps,y
Let hos shrt sghtd ctizes wo _They'd find what he most needed. But
will make so nmuch racket after the The Regents have fully adopted the' did he loset
calaity as hppend, lok aound unmer School theieby making it .an The thread of his discource or vanisht
no ad ryanonc o pevni integral part of tie University. The in the wings
hert an thre.annual session will begin Wednesday, To end an usher on the run to Wild's,t
MR.ASQJTI'SSPECUJune 2, and will, close Thursday, June Wadhams' or Tinker's. No. He tried F
MR SUIHSSPEH2"). Among the more inportant ad-thmalgin
On tihe eve of the advent of a labor vantages offered fr the course is ani Consecutive disaster-sad mischance,
government ik England, Herbert access to the University libraiy which1 -ain't got.t
IHeity Asquiti h, thelea cer of the Lib- is one of the most complete libraries't
eraiss. makes c'. of the greatest' in the country. It contains 98,222 vol- :The envoi'is exactly what you think;
ispeeches of h: s aree before the l nies, 16,92 unbound paples Iadle did like this, palm downward, t
pamhltsan tAnd read on and never dropped at
House of Cmmons' q ' npps'ting the! 1,299 maps, L,. of which willh be open stich
stand of the La blr paty, and stating (to students of the Summer Session REGGA HALES I
tAhat the Liberals to la mnan will march from 8 in the morning to 5 at night t
organization° to, discriminate against
the fair sex. There are no cuspidors
In the. vomen's parts. of° the huilding.!
Thie Bar Sinister
'Cowles annoounceei that" it 'wil hence- t
forth be his policy to cooperate with.
the estimable 'S C A in their attempt,
to select a profession for dilemma-eda
students.' To this end, we shall rug-.1
gest a profession we think suitable for
any college graduate each day at the'
op of the col.;
And after all, why not be a taxi-'
dermist? Caligula drops i 't and saysr
"Sure-stuff your friends."{
lMr. Jason ('owles
EDITORIAL COMMEtNT1
A.FRitENDLY BOOM)1(.1i1. NG
(The Yale News);
In the editorial recently rdpinited
in Tile News, entitled The Soft East,
Michigan did herself proutd. 'There is
always something pleasing in finding;
)ne who~ knows how 'to roar and roar
loud'y about a real or supposed in-
justice. Miichigan has reduced the ar"
o'f kno'cking to a' science. But after
careful consideration we are moved to
say "you do protest too much."
.Like many complaints, Michigan's!
gnashing of teeth comes at 'her in
boomerang fashion. All you have to
do is reverse the terms and the attack
is quite as strong -ini the other direc-
tion. What' was "pretty good for Wal-;
ter Camp" is also pretty good for
Walter Eckersall and his chosen Mich-
igant-American eleven. We continue to:t
quote in boomerang .fashion.
"Tili is pretty good for Walter. As i
we recall it he Nvent to Michigan but
we are not aware tat he graduated.
lie purer has been east of the Alle-
ganx ±i untains, neyvts~w;an eastern
football game, and' is otherwise: per-
fect'ry ted' to ,gi.N'e the ratings of
.mod6rIn pla'eis.
"1THe'only reason Michigan, the big
ten winner, was not beaten by' Yale,
)~I en Princeton, was because
they dhi ot play. The six Yale. men
on IMn '_C amp's team - could take on
all the westerners and chase themr all
over:, l4; Michigan hay-field. It's a
'wv ildfind wooley region. Farmer's
sons can't play football ; it's too. deep
for' them.' ,The 'west is tough ,above
and belbw. tie neck."--1 ut: enough. of
this. Michigan, if you're moad, out'l fing-
era are also most sincerchy crossed.
And yet there is a school of poitical
thought in Washington which pro-
tesses to believ-e that the way to re-
duce taxes for the unfortunate gentle-
mlan described above is to raise the'
prnice of everything he has to buy. At
(.1w sie time this smile school of I
governinent experts are, of the opinion
ihat you canl add something like $5,-
000,000l,00 to the existing national
debt without adding taxation to take
care of it.
EAtST 1BOiJNIJ!
Li1miteds: 6 a. n., 9:10 a. Mn. and
every two hours to 9:.10) p. in.
ERx-ress: 7 a. mu., 8 a in. and every
t wo, hours to 8 p.. m.
Locals: .7 a. i., 8:51 a.m.in'.
.1every two horsr to 8:5t, p. mi.,
ItI n. ni. To Y psilanti only, 11:40
Ip. M.. 12:2'ta. iii. and 1:15 a. in.
Limitedls: 8:4'0'a. i and every two
inmirs to..8:41' p. ma~.
a, . I. nd every two hours to 9:5
Co .7:60O a. in., 12:10 a. M. '
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'S
YESTERDAY~
By SMYTHE
APOLOGY AND PMUSE -
The seventeenth of this month was
the two hundred and eighteenth anni-
versary of the birth of Benjamin
I ranklin.".
NO doubt, busy reader, you forgot
to, celebrate or even to recall the name
of, that illustrious statesman, writer,
dliplomat, patriot, and gentleman last
Thursday. So did Smythe; but he is
in hopes that this will make amends.
There is 'one aspect of Franklin's
many-sided genius which must receive!
particular and pronounced attention
in any estimate of the great man's
character. Benjamin Franklin re-pre-
sents the ideal type of American citi-
Zen. Strange as it may seem, it is
true nevertheless that before there
ever was a United States of America,
thme ideal for its citizenry-the peer-
less incarnation of perfect citizenship
-existed as an example for all future
generations.
TSAX! TAX! TAX!
W Nhen Mr. Average' Citizen gets up
in the morning nowadays, "he throws,
off the blanket upon which his Goy-
erment has laid two taxes-the tariff
and the profits levy. He dons clothing
upon which the manufacturers have
added, a little something for the Goy-'
erment tax..' He draws on shoes, the
price of which has been slightly tilted
to include the tax. He sits down to a'i
breakfast of food, cooked upon a well-
taxed stove. .He pulls on a heavily
taxed wool overcoat, and rides down:
town on a trolley car paying advanced
prices for fare on account of city,
State and Federal taxes paid by the
,UDBiAN-ANN ARBOR BUS' LINUI'
Central Time (Slow Time)
'.save Charnber of Commerce
6:43 a. m. 6:43 A. In
11:45 P. m. 6:45 P.m.t
UAS. H. ELLIOTT, Proprietor
Phone 916-M Adrian. Mich.
"'State Street Jeweler"
302 South State Street
SHOES
Uiksu shoes for men and'
womenz. 1-lgh-tops, packs, nioc-
ca-An Pack shoes, Munson Army
lasts, in heavy and light weights.
A good .line of dependal'e shoes
for men and boys.,
SIRTS
:Blanket patterns in checks,
plaids, stripes, etc. Plain colors
anld 0. D. khaki, also. Corduroy
and Mackinaw shirts.
SWEATERS
Urushed wool, in plain co'ors
ail d combinations, heavy rugged
, weaters for outdoor wear, close
knits for indoors. A complete
stocr.
KNIT GLOVES
For skating, tramping, or just
carrying books back and forth,
three-ply all wool knit gloves-
full knit fingers (not sewnu) real.
$1.50 vaues-60c.
WARM COATS
blankets!I
Steamer Rugs and Auto Robes.
Checks, Blockc Plaids, Stripes. The
Finest 'assortment of high grade
blankets ins-town' To.*see them will
convtince you.
The greatest of all winter sports ! Skating Shoes for men
Sheepskins, sheeplined vests,
corduroy coats, leather Jackets
for nmen and women. O'Coats for
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