THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, 1924 atgeneral personality from its entering studentsand what the school can give - in return. Es IROLL fFEICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UMNL 4 r, 1i' (3p. CUTAKE IT OR LEAVE IT IAfter the initial announcement of Published every morning except Monday uring the University y::ar by the Board in the Bok Peace Award contest in July, ontrol of Student Publications. -- --- -- -;The Freeman predicted the futility of Members of Western Conference Editorial its purpose and editorially stated that, sia;cat loll . -- -- -c---a --y- j"When the causes of war are made 'fle Ass;ociated Press is exclusi-e~ly en- citr hr iib otobei tled to the u<, for epublication of all news lear, there will be no trouble in ispatces creited to it or not otheiwise bringing about such modifications of redited in th paper and the local news pub the social order as will destroy war; at its source, by breaking up its breed- Entercd t the postrice at Ann Arbor, r ing places; but until then no patent f postlSe grated by Third Assistant icst- medicine or shotgun prescription for; later e.,eral..- Subserition by carrier, $3.50; by nil, the suppression of war will be worth! S~ a moment's notice." (l,.., rn r ir t Ba~ fik~t Q_ 1 DEDICATED TO ' ' CALIGULA THIS column is dedicated to Cali-I gula, not because we admire Vis man- ly qualities, nor because we envy him his indomitable will, nor because he is handsome. It is dedicated to Cal- igula because it was HE who devised this thrice-cursed dedicating space up top. . Also, we went to lunch with him yesterday and the following drama en- sued: Drama ACT ONE n CAMPUS OPINION BOK PLAN NOT WAR PREVENTATIVE To the Editor: The winning plan in the $100,000 Bok Peace Plan contest contains noth- ing to insure world peace and there- fore nothing to recommend it to the American people. What part of the plan will prevent B O T -H Germany or any other country from causing a world war as was done in 1914? Almost the same machinery existed then as the present Peace plan propose. There was a Hague court .tle or no interest poropoese.itieL or no onnterpest AT GR AHA M'S iaries and Desk Calendars [ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK In the ordinary . W. r.. mmm 0,r Arm Aruor Vress nui ag, way .nia w l et: . . * Phi 3Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Buisi- Hess, G'"o. aigned comnhti Ion5, not exceeding 300 1,6-- dwii be i il shd tinThe Daily at the Ois -retion of th }ditor. Uh.or reqnest, the i(Llity of coMMunicants will be re- gairded a2s conicidetial. EVI)OJR)AL STAFF Tohejlpontes, 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR HARRY D. 1IOEY Today, just six months later, it pub-t Tishes the following judgment on the contest and the plan of "Mr. Bok's, modeled almost exactly; on' the pres- ent Permanent Court of International Justice that the plan proposes the! United States join with modifications. The Hague Conference had commit- tees at work on many of the subjects , I + Anonymous Dove-fancier": "We wish WAITER: (to Caligula)C only to point out that it has done CAL: (to waiter) Coffee. nothing for the cause of peace, and , Coffee? is therefore inert and silly; and more- COWLES: Coffee. over, because it pretends to have done CAL: (to waiter) Coffee. Coffee? (to Cowles) amusements of the class, dresses with carelessness, and seemingly has no ambition except to earn a little more in order to lay up something for rainy days. The mental fires that burned so SLEEP ANYWH ERE, UT EAT AT REX'S THE CLUB 'LUNCI 712 Arbor Street Near State and Packard Streets IRVING WARMOLTS D. S. C. Graduane and Redristered Chiropodist and Orthopedist 707 North University Phone 2652 REDUCTION ON HAIR GOODS Pieces Made to Order PREPARE NOW FOR THE J-HOP STODDARD HAIR SHOP 707 N. Univ. Ave. Phone 2652 something for this cause, and will be elaborately advertised and widely ,e- lieved to have done something, while IWAITER: really doing nothing, it is a vicious ;CAL: (to fraud." Cowles) ACT TWO (to Caligula) Mince pie? waiter) Mince pie (to Mince pie? Mince pie. waiter) Mince pie. (CURTAIN) * * * the League has today, and notwith- brightly have standing this the war came about. pearances. It This peace plan is a big step back- precocity how wards. The idea of compulsary arbi- izing that all tration was first proposed in the first successes are Hague Conference and again in the! such philosopl second only to be rejected due to the speed shown selfish opposition of Germany and her while young allies. Finally after a four year criticized adve struggle Germany was put where she for not wantin could not object and a League of Na- it is hard not died down, to all ap- may be, of course, that takes the shape of real- is vanity, and ordinary not worth seeking, but by is a poor result of the early in the race; and Sidis is no more to be I ersely than anybody else ng what he doesn't want, to regret that his mar- ANews5 ndcltor...........3 lian .E Ya'k ly Editoria! JBot.d Chai n1an. . aR. C. oria.ty This decrying condemnation of an C Night Editnrs earnest effort to divulge some prac- C E. . Ailes A. is. Conrrable tical working plan for peace is sur-. R. A.C. lar lango . E. tFisrikegat 1arry C a J arlighouse prising, even considring that it comes PI'. G.Wager .from The Freeman. Suggesting in its spoli nis Edit ........ ioN I ar atest issue that some use be made of Tele:aIl' Editor........... ....., B. 'ar those submitted plans labouring with 5undlay Mtil:i: e ditor. ..... . I~. ilden I Music dhto, r..... Ruth A lowell"the problem of changing the hearts: Assi tat t City F:litor......Kenneth C. Kell.r of men and disposing them towards, EiitorialBoarde ert Ra kay peace and good. will", and further= Andrew Proppe, along in the same article deploring, Assistants the absence of any practical sugges-I B. (1. aetcl.e R. S. Mansfteld tions in No. 1469, this periodical joins jN. I; rkman E. C. M-,ck eden Brown V erna Moran Ithe ranks of the perpetually dissat- e naittec Wt heina Rtclnman isfied multitude which can find fault ErrolIhli.:1ch . St ,- in anything. Had the plan chosen for Her N.the award flaunted as its keynote, the .t~ ai S. Tienr institution of a moral crusade for the 1'lial,.th tikermanwt purpose which The Freeman now so heartily recommends; the shower ofr !USCLESS STAFF ridicuie from its editors would have Telepbone 960 been voluminous indeed, and justly so. Slurs at the sincerity of the contest BUSINESS MANAGER have emanated from everywhere but! LAUR;NCE "H. FAVROT the pulpit, and today we can expect' to hear from that source. In criticismI Adf~ ,itg ................ E.-I.D neI., Alve i....................C. Purdyof the decision of the jury, nothing butIt Adge 1.inqg............... . W Roesser Ar.lv&4 1isiig . ...... . . , 5ch. constant delegation of the blame toe 4 couqts.. A. S. Merton Tihu Root has been offered. No mat-f 6 rcnliition..............1'erry M. Hayden I vl ................awvrerce lPiet":J1,ter what the personnel of the Jury Assistants I of Award had been, however, accusa- G. W. Carnpbell w. P. loerletr aker ' tions of prejudice would have poured Celn Canj I . l. irland forth from one group or another. The Chas. Cha:oliaon TA. L. IrelandI J0n11 onlirl aroid A. Marks United States has not been sentencedl L 1.is M. 1) eter Byron Parkc, Loga hJ. I-;t u.r . rockwell to a milenium in pursuance of the doe- aviI A trines of the "dove-fancier", but rath - tauren Ilaig lt, A. .,.Seidinan M. 1,. Hale \\,i!.V.eise eir been recommended to a plan con- . E. Hawkin C F White ceived and submitted in conscientious - -- _____ --sincerity. As such, take it or leave it. SUNDAY, JANUARY 13,, 1924 ADVERTISING PLUS That some people- should criticize Nighlt JEditor--HARR1Y C. CLARK Nt - Cthe good works of others because they 3ELET N4 A COLILEGE have as their object advertising, is a High school seniors, about this time great injustice to the advertisers.. 1 They deserve praise for selecting some of the year, are looking carefully ov-J t bOnl o t ,rin tlh ntt tin of r OWLES: AL: (to STUDENTS' SUPPLY STORE I.II sOT 711UNIVERSITY AVE. The Medic's Swan Song I love the smell of ether And of chloroform as well, And even hydro-sulphide, Altho it smells bike-tut-tut. I love to play with shiny knives And cut up birds and mice, But when I cut up humans It really will be nice, With fine disdain I-pull apart The fibres of a stiff To find the nerves and arteries That compose the Diogliph. I love to chop off fingers And see what makes 'em go, Or make incisions with my knife And' see the red blood flow. I play all day with broken bones And wigg'e 'em around, Until with great painstaking care The proper "set" I've found.; Or make a wet compress; I like to paint with Iodine I'm tickled pink when I am called An ugly wound to dress. tions with power to prevent war was vels should set up. A court of arbitration with ado escence. have been confined to power to enforce its decisions was al- so brought into being. Now plan 1469 proposes that the League reject all the articles that allow the. court to enforce its dec- sions. -There is no court in existence that could function without power to enforce its decisions and yet this plan' proposes that the world reject a court with power and set up on whose de- cisions may be accepted or not by the parties concerned. Just such a court existed in 1914 and it failed 3to prevent war. Why would one work now? This court is under the modified League the only League agency that could prevent war and it could not deter any nation from violating its decisions. Therefore, because this peace plan proposes going back to methods which, have been tried before and failed, andj because;it does not advwnce any other meansfor insuring world peace, it should ; be rejected. Douglas W. dlephane, '25. _.a i I II JANUARY X MT 1 T 'F S 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 14) i1 12, 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 2s 29 30 1 HOLIDAY SALE KOW C Engineers' and Architects' Materials Stationery, Fountain Pens, Loose Leaf Books Cameras and Supplies Candies, Laundry Agency, Tobaccos FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard St. Phone 17 (Where It. U. It. Stops at State) A1DRIAN-ANN ABOR BUS LIE Central Tile Slow one) leave Chamber of Commerce 'Week Days SunAys 6:4.5 a. m. 6S 45 it, M. 12 :45 P.1'm. 6:45 P.. 4:45P . jAS . ELLIOTT, Proprietor Phone 926-M Adrian. Mich. - . ......- . ............,....................... ................... Stationery and nvitations for r -Hop Festivities Leading the season's calendar of interesting events are the J-Hop and the House Parties which go with it. Correctness in every detail iS imperative. Our samples of Stationery, Dance Pro- grams and Invitations will convince you that our work is characterized by the finest work- manship. Years of experience in assisting Uni- versity of Michigan students in finding the rAit designs is at your servce here. I r sI The Mayer-Schairer Co. Pr ners-Engravers Phone 1404 . 112 South Main St. O saws and. probes and scalpels,, too, °I am wedded now to thee, My instruments all sharp and brignt My (l)awful wife shall be. -Connecticut Yank. * * * From the Bulletin for Today The Faculty Nursery:, The. Faculty Nursery, closed since the holidays on account of an epidem- ic of measles, will be reopened Mon- J3, nir 14 The nursery has useful ODjeCL to gain Le a cen~t11 on er the ]Lst of colleges and universi- the public instead of using the usual ties of the country in an effort to so- useless media such as billboards and; lect one which satisfies all the re- street signs. quirements of what they consider a A great American newspaper con-I good alma mater. This matter of se- ducted a worldwide advertising cam-+ lection is a big problem for upon the paign not long ago that was a model choice rests a great deal of the suc- of what we choose to term "advertis- cess or failure of these very seniors ing plus." A huge reward was of- throughout their whole lives and all fered for the best designs for their the happiness or misery of those four new building which was to be the years which should be the happiest in finest of its kind in the world. Arch- anyone's life-college years. itects the world over put forth their Final choice must of course be bas- best efforts in the contest. A minia-. ed upon whatever information is ture occurred in that vocation. Public available. Acquaintance or relatives interest was aroused in the idea of -who have graduated from any partic- making professional buildings beau-' ular university or college, particular tiful as well as useful. Architecture courses which one or two of the received a real stimulus through this' schools specialize in more than the advertising. others, opportunities at the school for This type is something better than, a broad education in many fields both the kind of publicity that is obtained in and out of the class room, are all through bathing beauty contests and elements which must necessarily sway the like. It performs two worthy fun-' the mind for or. against an institu- Ections instead of one of doubtful ,tion. Wherever personal contact with worth. cne or more schoo's is possible how- In another case the same newspa-E ever, a more satisfactory choice is per risked tremendous financial loss-' sure to be the result. If prospective es to sue corrupt city officials with' students can at some time visit sev- the object of bringing about the re- eral institutions, see the campus, rub turn of graft fees paid to friends of shoulders with the undergraduates the administration. The paper had and professors of the institution, and nothing to gain financially, and a live the life of the college or univer- great deal to lose. Envious contem- sity student, for a few days before poraries scornfully termed it a big 1day,